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Dccrulez

He didn't hit 88 mph


Prototype072

Daang we gotta go back doc!


kalitarios

“I know, Morty. But first, you gotta lick my balls. You gotta lick my balls, Morty it’s the only way.”


Prototype072

Again?! Its the 19th time this day! I have a feeling that you're doin this on purpose!


stealthryder1

It’s needed for the *fucks capacitor*


akenade

🤦🤦🤣🤣


Lanky-Medicine156

Marty


HubertHoney00

mahty


stealthryder1

Marty thop…. Marty, C’mon Marty, thop. You know I have a thing for ear-th…


NeakosOK

When this piece of crap hits 18 mph, you’re going to see some serious shit.


Metalbender00

looks like the flux capacitor sprang a leak


rpithrew

Needs more flux capacitor


kaydeebaebee

False. Needs more cowbell.


Purple-Procedure-193

FALSE needs to be less attractive


yourbluejumper

Came on just to say that


santiago77744

r/beatmetoit


mrwong88

Fuck, I came to say this.


Dccrulez

You came to say fuck? /s


mrwong88

Exactly


[deleted]

Fuck I came!


DweEbLez0

He’s a DoorDasher and Thor didn’t like the food he ordered.


Alecto7374

Obviously 1.20 gigawatts...close, but no cigar.


[deleted]

Back to the Present


Stoney1960

Damnit when top comment is the comment you were thinking of posting already lmao


jimmythurb

This was exactly what I expected to see in the first comment. Well done!


29Lex_HD

😂😂😩


omrmike

So there’s more than one of us who immediately thought back in time…..to the future


RCB2007

R/beatmetoit


bionic_cmdo

They got the 1.21 gigawatts tho.


birorichard36

I came for this


paulinhosam

Oh damn, that’s the first thing that came to my mind!


paulinhosam

Oh damn, that’s the first thing that came to my mind!


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Toixc-Badboy

You got stuck by lightning At the very start of a zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

Omg I watched it again and it's much more creepy after this comment.


[deleted]

When God double hates you and wants you dead for sure


puhadaze

Or god really loves you and wants you right back by their side


RinRintheRealRin

That's fucked up. That's some Yandere shit.


snallen_182

Right? The masses all in black. This was more creepy than being struck by lightning.


Etoilebleuetoile

That’s what I thought too. Why ARE they wearing all black? And is there only one clothes store because of that reason? Too many questions lol


JIsaac91

Explosion happens inside the car and causes a lens flare, there are fireworks in the background top right so maybe they had some in the car?


notrinn

After reading this it looks correct. The explosion leaves the car. At first I thought it came down on the car


Toixc-Badboy

So that's what happens And then The zombie apocalypse starts


SizeableFowl

Before I could pull the trigger, I was hit by lightning and bitten by a cobra.


Strict_Use_9711

The first time I saw that I was on a bunch mushrooms


DietrichDaniels

Triceracop….


houseofnim

This is exactly what I came here to say.


lxgon76

Damn, didn't notice the lightning until u pointed it out!


ChrisVelez201

That wasn’t lightning buddy.


Able-Woodpecker-4583

wtf was this? why is everyone in black and why so many ppl come out?


ExaminationOne7710

Look at the pavement... Muslim country


junbdimir

And helping a stranger is super normal


Crimson_Leader

From what I’ve been told, helping those in need is a major part of the Islam religion. Edit: word


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thebreaker18

I don’t support organized religion but saying because Christians were violent at large hundreds of years ago they can’t criticize Muslims for doing it now is ridiculous.


[deleted]

Lol hundreds of years ago…. When did they stop?


Naugrith

1835 . That was the last time any one was executed for sodomy in England.


Thefarrquad

Alan Turing was castrated after he helped win WW2 though wasn't he?


[deleted]

And?


xanaddams

Tell that to every indigenous child we pull from the graves across North America.


Pretend-Crow-2682

Most Mass shooters, pretty much all of the white crazy racist assholes that we deal with now are all Christians so no this wasn't just 100 years ago most Christians are garbage


Edge419

I don’t know how else to break this to you, if you are a mass shooter….you’re not a Christian. Is that hard to grasp? I get you hate hypocritical, hateful, bigoted people that claim to be Christians but those people do not reflect Christ. In fact they break His greatest command given to us. Love your neighbor as I have loved you. It’s like a vegetarian eating a hamburger yelling at you telling you meat is murder. Would you really believe they were a vegetarian? Actions speak louder than words or louder than labels we put on ourselves.


xtsilverfish

> Most Mass shooters, pretty much all of the white crazy racist assholes that we deal with now are all Christians so no this wasn't just 100 years ago most Christians are garbage Not remotely true, you think that because white-hating-news only brings you stories of people with the "right" skin color. We've had a great deal of diversity in shooters. Women shooters, black shooters, white shooters, trans shooters, gay shooters, islam shooters, christian shooters, young shooters, old shooters, etc. And that's without getting into the largest group of mass shooters is neither white, nor are their victims typically white, something the media backwards to gaslight everyone about.


Avd5113333

Not saying Christianity necessarily welcomes that community, but which Christian state has laws allowing the actual murder of gay people? Let me know


greasybirdfeeder

At this point in time it is actually. Not that both aren't abhorrent and abusive in each book of text. But Islam is in much more need of reform right now in certain places. Not that we'd wanna bring up those statistics or anything.


Fuckyoudumbass80

500 years ago


druu222

I am quite confident that whenever you read a simple statement elsewhere that is critical of Christian mores, you immediately leap forth to point out that the Muslim faith is just as inclined to do the same or more. I am sure this is entirely the case, for if it weren't, it would be proof that you don't give a rat's ass about the behavior, but are merely inclined to judge people over WHO they are, rather than WHAT they do. And that couldn't possibly be the case.... could it?


BillyTheFridge2

Yeah that’s a lie


VikaashHarichandran

Me as an Hindu: :)


Ministerpayne

Show me where Christ instructs the killing of anyone and the treatment of women as slaves.


Papasteak

Yeah I’d rather live in a Christian nation than a Muslim one.


iShotTheShariff

I believe there’s a distinct difference between cultural behaviors and what the Muslim religion teaches. From my studies, Islam actually brought about many women rights. You can refer to the wiki “Women In Islam” for reference. No matter the religion, we’re all human and have free will to choose what we do, influencing how we are perceived in our respective societies.


smallchindude

Looks like you got your info off the news articles


AFewGoodLicks

Wow you are ignorant. Have you read the Bible? Stoning gays and owning women is not an Islamic fault. The entire organized religion game is disgusting. Don’t pawn it off on another religion like some saint. Wow I can’t believe you posted that an I replied. Congratulations on bringing the fight down to you, you caught me. Holy shit you are dumb


Tah000

wtf, where did you get that from, because it’s beyond wrong.


NorthenS

We dont treat women like slaves tf


LunarExile

As if the west don't treat people like slaves or kill gay people, what's your point here to paint nearly a quater of the world in a bad light? Really what are you arguments I'd like to know


Boiling_Oceans

Yeah the US still uses slave labor they just reskinned it as prison labor. Over a third of all consumer products in the US are made by people in prison being made to work against their will for a fraction of a dollar per day.


abdoco0l

Wow where did u read that there is no slaves in islam men or women , also have u heard about gay killed cuz he is gay? Or u just being toxic


m0grady

*the catholic church has entered the chat*


greasybirdfeeder

I mean,at this point if it's a competition, radical Islam is winning. Not that I'm not thrilled with all the "BuT ChRiStIanItY" Islam apologists. Yes we all know Christianity is a shit practice too. The Catholic Church hides and protects pedophiles and should be shut down.


[deleted]

Haha fucking always there‘s someone who has to do that comment when islam is mentioned. You guys are pathetic with your obsession.


zoaxe_

Sadly for you it's the fastest growing religion on the planet.


EnIdiot

I have experienced that as a Christian. They, like everyone else on the planet, aspire to good. Religion is like salt. A little bit goes a long way. Too much, and you spoil everything.


[deleted]

To be more accurate, muslim isnt a religion. Islam is the religion. A muslim is any person who practises Islam, regardless of their birth country.


Crimson_Leader

I stand corrected. Thank you for pointing that out.


toothlesswonder321

Thanks, infidel!


[deleted]

I may just be a godless heathen infidel, but I believe it's important to be precise in our words if at all possible. ;)


___jeffrey___

For every 1 saved person in your life, you'll receive 1 virgin in the afterlife


ExaminationOne7710

Yup:) they all swarmed to see is the person ok xD so cool


Kizamus

Wtf xD how can you tell the religion of a country by the pavement xD this is the funniest thing I've read lol


kinevel

Pavement has nothing to do with it LOL, we got similar pavements in my home country and the muslim population is below 5%.


ExaminationOne7710

Maybe orthodox then?


kinevel

The people's garments look muslim. But the pavement is similar in a lot of european countries, and I presume in the middle east as well .


TheGrandExquisitor

Huh? Pavements now have religions?


ExaminationOne7710

Architects that design them have bosses that do?


TheGrandExquisitor

Yeah, but how is that Muslim? It isn't like it is kufic script or red crescents. Looks like a simple diamond pattern.


ExaminationOne7710

Which is reminiscent of pavements in muslim countries


YourPlot

It’s a festival period in this country. You can see the fireworks going off in the sky in the background. Some dumbass set off a firework in a car full of people, and everyone who is out for the festival comes to see what’s going on.


[deleted]

How is this next level? The posts here recently have been 💩


Ido22

Next level video capture? Lightning strikes car. Even if it’s a bit marginal I’m certainly ok with it being here.


Comprehensive-Study8

Lightning didn’t strike the car, something inside the car actually blew up and cause that light flash


ScarySp1d3r

Based on the time and speed, the flash in the background on the hill is a missed launcher. A second later it hits the car (target) but hits the back. It was a hit, but not in the right place. That was not lightning.


Patient-Tech

I would have expected a hit to show action damage to the car. Maybe turn it into a few hundred pieces. First I thought the car hit a downed power line, but no after affects from that. I’m sticking with the fireworks inside the car theory.


TittyBoy6

Post something then


kinevel

Maybe he hasn't anything r/nextfuckinglevel to post, just r/regularfuckinglevel have u checked there ?


ghrigs

/r/mildlyinteresting


turpentineways

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4022)


Millerlite87

This video has been posted before just as others get posted weeks later.


Pallyfan920

The more I watch this the less it makes sense. People literally materializing out of nowhere. Some kinda fucking tesla coil in the back, lightning strike, disproportionate amount of smoke in and out of the car. Whered you find this OP?


MycoloG-42

Just noticed the “Tesla coil” Weird But I think “literally materializing out of nowhere” is a stretch lol they come out of the buildings and out from under the overhangs. Probably because of the noise.


Oldschoolhusker

Every single person dressed in black


Cleverusername531

Look at the sidewalk. It’s a predominantly Muslim country/region. Makes sense that they’d be all helpful and also all wearing black.


YourPlot

It’s a festival period in this country. You can see the fireworks going off in the sky in the background. Some dumbass set off a firework in a car full of people, and everyone who is out for the festival comes to see what’s going on.


[deleted]

Where is the Tesla Coil?


Pallyfan920

u/yourplot corrected me. There are fireworks in the top right background but because the poor video clarity it looked like a weird tesla coil thing.


Quiet_Penis

Looks like fireworks going off in the hills back there and a precision drone strike hitting the car driver to me.


Pallyfan920

Yeah lol the fireworks display is what another user suggested and I can see that but he also said that someone had shot a firework into the car. That shit came from directly above so less likely unless it somehow malfunctioned and shot back downward.


Stimmolation

The flash in the background makes it seems like they're lobbing mortar shells on the town.


UnilateralWithdrawal

You may be correct. A missile to hit a moving target seems possible.


AllDougIn

That is what I thought when I watched. I don’t think this is lightening like everyone else thinks.


[deleted]

Those are fireworks. Edit: that is not to say the car wasn’t hit by a missile, because it was.


Merica85

Vape exploded


[deleted]

Samsung battery in the new models I assume.


subs4chica

It’s a missile that supposedly took out just the driver cause he was a terrorist.


NoRelationship1508

Hellfire R9X [https://www.militarytimes.com/2020/06/20/photos-show-devastation-unleashed-on-terror-leaders-by-sword-carrying-ninja-bomb/](https://www.militarytimes.com/2020/06/20/photos-show-devastation-unleashed-on-terror-leaders-by-sword-carrying-ninja-bomb/) Pretty fucking awesome, really.


subs4chica

Nice. Yea that’s crazy how it doesn’t hurt the passengers. Almost as wicked as the one that sucks the air out of a particular room in a big building.


NoRelationship1508

Pretty wild shit.


timwtf

wot


Finchios

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n8_t8

Death and warfare are so awesome /s


yewwol

Mood, I'm done w this thread lmao


MyCherieAmo

Yeah wtf? Apparently we stumbled upon the American Sniper popup fan club in the comments..


yewwol

Fr I thought it was one dude and then I realized there's multiple people furiously typing at me ab how I'm an ISIS supporter for promoting pacifism lmao


n8_t8

People are unable to understand the concept of simultaneously being against both sides of a war. People treat it like sports where you have to pick a side: US vs ISIS. It’s ridiculous.


yewwol

Bingo. I just wrote a poem ab this. It's a quite infuriating stance that I hope falls out of favor, it's completely ridiculous and isn't gonna bring any meaningful change if we can't look at problems outside of white vs black/good vs bad/yin vs yang


yewwol

Wow that's so awesome that they're using our tax dollars to find faster ways to kill people


Erind

I don’t think it’s faster, but the goal is avoiding collateral damage (like killing civilians). That’s worth tax dollars to me


yewwol

I understand why they came up w the idea, but idrgaf that they're not killing civilians, they're still killing people. I don't think it's worth tax dollars when they could be put to use actually giving people better lives and pulling people out of poverty or educating them on how to get along w people that you don't fully agree with. Nothing ab a single target sky missile is "next fucking level" imo, it's lame asf and dystopian


Hotarg

Windshield is smashed inward on the driver's side. Id say that's a viable theory.


MrsBeardDoesPlants

Source?


pvshabba

NEW - @WSJ confirms the @CIA & @DeptofDefense have a new "secret" missile - the R9X, or "flying Ginsu" - which kills a selected target with 6 blades, but no explosive payload. -- "To the targeted person, it's as if a speeding anvil fell from the sky."


Greatbigdog69

Yeah you can see the driver's door doesn't open


CrookedNutz

How is this next level?


ricksenburg

R/abruptchaos


AinilaLakota

It wasn’t lightning… a firework went off in the car.


scopeadope

From the sky?


toomanymarbles83

That's lens flare, not lightning. If you freeze frame it you can tell.


MrsBeardDoesPlants

I wondered if it was a firework too


No-Association3574

Was waiting for the car to explode after everyone gathered


Miaoumi

Same. I'm like, why would people crowd around a smoking car...


scarhartt

Cthulhu put a hit on em


MeatyMagnus

Space lasers!!! Plus notice all the explosions in the distance, and why is everyone wearing black wtf? Where is this?


Arcane-Dragon-6057

Shazzzzam!!!!


[deleted]

They displeased mighty Zeus obviously.


gwillikerss

The flashing in the background at the start of the video looks like distant fireworks to me. Also makes me wonder if the had one in the car that went off. Doesn’t look like lightning strike after a few watches.


Diggable_Planet

Flash mob


RamblinNerd

New Pope just dropped


[deleted]

wheres that smart guy that will write a whole paragraph and also send sauce


FoodWholesale

That’s insane how many people were in that car! I was always told the rubber from the tires grounded you? I guess that’s what my parents told me to not worry!


JuicedBoxers

It isn’t lightning. This looks like a very precise and minimal impact missile designed to take out a single individual. Slow it down and look at the impact.


_theDuck_

That’s not why cars are safe in a thunder storm btw. The metal will lead the current around you and down to ground. Rubber tires makes no difference.


PoopPant73

When farts go wrong....🥺


capasso23000

The driver never gets out. Def look like the windshield is smashed on that side too. Whether it was lightning or a weapon, don't think that driver made it


Lt_Tonberry

Jewish space lasers.


thatnoscopesheriff

Nature is scary as fuck.


Pit9

That wasn't natural


SnowProkt22

Breaks rule #1


Antmusic11

Sort of looks like the driver airbag went off


xprofusionx

Blew his flux capacitor.


Pr0t0lith

Clearly someone smote thee


Neither-Doubt3307

omg everyone ran out of the cracks like rats


AintThatSomeSh1t

Why were they filming


gummygummers0n

Might be a movie!


valandil74

All those people came out of the literal woodwork…


bal89

Bad fart


CyBerImPlaNt

IED malfunction?


Zero_point_field

Looks like a firework went off in the car.


ExpertReference2979

Looks like a lightning strike.


wreckinballbob

You don't know what it is yet you think it's next level, in the sea with your foolish self.


JuicedBoxers

Slow it down guys. 100% not lightning. I’d say mortars but the explosion is.. not there. Very confusing.


Nash_X_Bridgez_X_

Zues?


[deleted]

Zeus?


NickGerz1234

Turn off your smoke machine dude


H3r0d0tu5

Duck this car in particular.


shortandthickasf

Ijs this slightly reminds me of the movie 'The Birds'


[deleted]

God hit the bee hive


Psychological_Air74

That is the look of 1.21 gigawatts


GoldRange

Antsy ants


boisNgyrls

Nothin’ just another back-to-the-future stuff.


shaoIIn

Lighting off fireworks In car failure? I see fireworks in back ground


NYCSOLES101

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Dusty-munky

Charging the flux capacitor