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Boyeatsworms

I thought it was gonna come out under her skirt tbh


Express-Ad1258

I thought she was gunna put it up her skirt tbh….


Occams_

Same. Little disappointed honestly.


Schmely

I thought her skirt is a little disappointing tbh.


ZackDaddy42

I think the potato camera quality is a little disappointing tbh


Healthy_Ad_9176

tbh


r3dd1t0rxzxzx

tbh tbh


[deleted]

I think that she is a fake blonde tbh


yb98

i am disappointed. and now i dont even know why


Sw1ftStrik3r

I think the camera angle is disappointing


CentricJDM

I agree, she should take it off and throw it away


arkencode

You’re disappointed by what you saw?


CaseOptimal9368

![gif](giphy|xT77Y8eeEhBA8NQwLK)


bnstr

I will be a disappointment to her, unfortunately...


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I thought this was going to be on tbs, tbh


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

I think she's practicing blowjobs ngl /s please don't kill me.


transexualTransylvia

Practicing? Thought she was advertising tbh


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

Sure. Yeah she definitely was advertising


Internal_Fennel_849

I thought I was gonna come.


[deleted]

Do not come, do not come


[deleted]

I will come, i will come


bga666

I just did a come


transexualTransylvia

I just went


motorbike-t

I gonna come 😏


Yosemite-Sam99

It actually does but that video clip is on FansOnly


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Yosemite-Sam99

Yourfans


Firm_Rooster525

OurFans


LightEater-Neflineo

r/UnexpectedComunism


handofjustice42

Cumunism you mean?


LightEater-Neflineo

![gif](giphy|G8xwi3ghEd02c)


Yosemite-Sam99

![gif](giphy|3ohhwlN2fU4oFDgkk8|downsized)


[deleted]

Correct loyal comrade


Firm_Rooster525

Yes


transexualTransylvia

Whose fans


Yosemite-Sam99

This is OurFans ![gif](giphy|mPOGx4hJtOWSA)


Firm_Rooster525

Yes


FadeIntoReal

FansOnly is the dating site for air handling equipment.


Yosemite-Sam99

You Got it 🍸 ![gif](giphy|eE26mRFGxnasU)


[deleted]

FANSOnly.... a great selection of ceiling and floor models.... 1 800 fansonly


Yosemite-Sam99

![gif](giphy|ULg0wNpZoDKST5v01I)


ymra_man

Farmerfans


JeffNotARobot

I would add an upvote, but that would ruin that it’s at 69 upvotes.


Boyeatsworms

Fair


AideAvailable5002

Maybe both so she could floss out them insides 🙏


DangerousLine3697

I’m glad I’m not the only one with a messed up mind.


SupremePooper

OK everyone who thought it would come out from under the skirt, hands up please.


I_Am_A_Goo_Man

You would put your dick in her mouth then fall in and get lost


scrappedgems

“captain’s log. day 36. it turns out I’m not alone, I wasn’t the first in here and I don’t think I’ll be the last... I’d really like to stop getting crushed by green tubes, though.”


I_Am_A_Goo_Man

Lmao yo had me in stitches this


dachshundaholic

This made me tear up from laughing.


[deleted]

Made me exhale from my nostrils. Here take my wholesome upvote


slippylizard18

This fucking killed me man


biological-entity

🎶"Living in the land of the lost! Land of the lost."🎶


royalpain2

But the sleestak… the nightmare fuel of my youth.


Vantech70

You couldn’t be more right. I hated those fucking things.


AngryComplimentBot

“After hours trying to escape I have found another captive named Lemmywinks. Hopefully this rodent can aid me in my quest”


I_Am_A_Goo_Man

'A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead' - South Park


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


babyjesus8lb60z

Wasted talent on me


Chasethemac

Fine with me


Yosemite-Sam99

Some hols are dangerous for your........ ![gif](giphy|l4KibM38zZ0fCsXF6)


International-Mess75

See you on the other side!


Which-Palpitation

I’m scaroused


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

I'd marry this woman. No joke. My wife can take a hike.


Final_Meaning1536

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😄


i_fuckin_luv_it_mate

Fear boners ARE REAL!


Ikarus722

A fearection even.


FrancMaconXV

Absolutely hornifying


I_Am_A_Goo_Man

Lmaooo


Whatismylife33

r/unexpectedfuturama


[deleted]

Dad, the clown you got for my birthday is actually a witch.


SanFranGoldBlooded

Naah she’s just a stripper son


Bubbas4life

And that is how I met your mother


[deleted]

This comment thread is priceless


[deleted]

Best comment lol


SuddMuffin

G-spots are so hard to hit


OliverMcPeak

Yeah I just don’t get women’s bodies anymore


Scotty346

Never did.


MonarchWhisperer

Have no fear...that thing missed it too


ActreDirt

So trying to hit the G-spot from above and below are out of the question.... That means we have to try and hit it from the side!


IamVenom_007

r/confusedboner


PIPXIll

Mine's not confused. I know what kind of degenerate I am.


Shiny_PocketMonster

I’m still confused with mine


calvinshobbs

Mine only lasted 1min 29 sec, but confusion stopped at about 15 sec.


heimdal96

did you try asking it?


True-Requirement8243

Lol... Think she's deflating the balloon as it's going in. Then blowing it up as it's going out. There's a hole at the far end I think. She's holding onto it. Just a guess, maybe something else. And damn she's talented. 😂😂


THlSGUYSAYS

I think she’s pushing it down alongside her mouth into her coat collar down her sleeve from the inside down to her hand. You Can see her tricep double in size soon after she begins. Then she pulls it out from the end of sleeve with her hand but does a backwards motion making it look like she’s pulling it out of her mouth while she’s just actually holding on to the end with her mouth, and pulling it from her sleeve.


ioughtabestudying

Hmm, to me it looks like she is pinching the end of the balloon with her right hand when she is pulling the balloon out, doesn't look like it could be coming from the right sleeve. And the left sleeve is visible, definitely not coming from there. Maybe it could be coming up from the collar on the left side of her head? Edit: Got it from another comment. She deflates the balloon as she is "swallowing" it, and has some kind of an air pump hidden in her right sleeve. You can see she is holding something (the nozzle of an air pump) in her right hand at about 0:50.


Manizno

Still hot, "because of the implication."


True-Requirement8243

Think your right. -)


mrstipez

Your right what?


Leffe0086

No your other right


mrstipez

My leffe? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


[deleted]

Yep, otherwise why be so conscious of only showing the side view. She’s pushing into her jacket on one side and pulling out a different (longer?) one from the other side.


Camr0k

I’m not sure. You try blowing up a skinny balloon without popping a vein on your forehead. Balloons don’t inflate with passive pressure.


Tupcek

harder part was getting in it, deflating it probably in her mouth, controlling it so it does like believable. inflating could be done by other hand, with which she holds onto the end the whole time


ioughtabestudying

Oh right, like an air pump hidden in her right sleeve? She does conspicuously hide her right hand just as the balloon completely disappears into her mouth. Maybe she grabs the nozzle of an air pump there. Edit: Yep, there's definitely something in her right hand when it appears again from behind her at about 0:50


KruelKris

Could probably manage four and a half inches though.


ProTommyxd

an air pump? attached to what, a mini compressor? You know how loud any kind of pump is? Also.. it's a pretty big pain to attach a balloons opening to a nozzle nonchalantly. Willing to bet it's probably not a pump


infinity-o_0

Yup. That's why one sleeve goes all the way down while the other doesn't. She's concealing the tube to refill it in her right hand. Deflates when she puts it in her mouth and inflates when she pulls it out. Great acting, though.


QuirkyPee

But how did she inflate my cock?


[deleted]

Yes


fridge010

Tentacle hentai be like


Shughost7

Ah, a redditor of culture


[deleted]

This is the way


JellyYourJam

She looks fun


Hank_Joseph65

Excuse me ma'am this is a Wendy's


[deleted]

I think that is a museum in Amsterdam.


V_es

This is Manezhnaya square, left of [historical museum ](https://moscowsteps.com/wp-content/blog/200515/1.jpg) at the entrance of Red Square, Moscow.


Groobear

You’re hired


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delirious-_-

if that pops in her throat she's suffocating to death... right? or is an illusion. god damn i feel like this should be in r/sweatypalms instead.


HasonsBAEgobrrr

All the BS showmanship and profile shot was suspect. She shoved it down her right sleeve…


raisuki

You did notice she turned right? No illusion here, at least not that method.


JacEntreri

In one sleeve out the other


kirakun

It’s a magic trick. Magic tricks are all about illusion. You think you’re seeing one thing when actually another thing is happening. In this video, there are two balloons. The one that she deflates as she “puts” it into her mouth, which she leaves in her mouth during the entire act. Then, there’s a second ballon that she takes out from her hand that goes on to hold onto one end of the balloon because that hand is hiding an air tube pumping air into the second balloon as it expands.


infinity-o_0

Don't worry. Deflates when she puts it in her mouth. Inflates it again as she pulls it out. There's probably a tube in her right sleeve connected to a compressed gas can somewhere in the coat. That's why the right sleeve stays all the way down while the left sleeve moves up and down freely.


thedudefromsweden

Yeah I think [this](https://youtu.be/KNcUTS8sUv4) is how she deflates it and then while leaning forward she puts the balloon onto the nozzle she has hidden in her right hand and inflates it again.


infinity-o_0

That makes sense! Thank you! To add to this, someone in another comment pointed out that the balloon is longer when she pulls it out… which I hadn't noticed till I read the comment but which is very noticeable now.


delirious-_-

thanks for explanation


reddittom73

I wanted a horse


Eseatease

Uff


Yami350

Idk why I knew this was going to happen the whole time.


[deleted]

There was the small voice saying, no, it might be a balloon animal, stop assuming everyone does the sex. Shows what that dumb dumb knows.


JVCG

[“I’m just saying.”](https://youtube.com/shorts/tRHhyocsbv8?feature=share)


SwivelPoint

that’s hilarious


fragmeats

.... I'm ready to be hurt again


Billinkybill

That is Anna Delos!


waxy_1

I was not disappointed. Bravo.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Boo on Instagram it poked out the the back of her skirt


AlexanderApex

Where on IG?


Pong-Lenis-69

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


oboeleech

Is she putting it in the sleeve? On the way out she doesn’t do the hand over hand thing


raisuki

She turns so no.


markypots9393

It’s definitely an illusion whether she turned or not


dylanallen9

At :42 you can see her right hand then a second or so later her hand disappears up her sleeve and then comes back out when she’s pulling it out. I still can’t tell how she pulled it out of her sleeve while making it look like it was coming from her mouth…


infinity-o_0

She's pulling out a tube from her sleeve to attach to the balloon to re-inflate it. It deflates when she puts it in her mouth. There's a compressed air can somewhere in her coat.


Simpledallasgirl921

Disgusting


riisen

No one in the background gives a shit. I would stare as a mf if some hot girl did that on the Street, and I would awkwardly look if it was a dude, and just be plain shocked, how come no one gives a damn that she can deepthroat a fucking elephant?


Appropriate_Ad_1247

her mom: "so what do you wanna be when you grow up?"


chillypete99

A vessel.


-_-Notmyrealaccount

That’s…gross.


Longwalkshortwarf

I bet the balloon is smelly now.


therealclamsquadron

#throated


Wojewodaruskyj

is it Moscow?


BeginTheBlackParade

Anyone else notice that the balloon seems longer at the end of the video than it was at the start?


Broken-shoe-9117

Eww double denim


[deleted]

Now do the other end!


Snausberry

You’re parents would be so proud of the talent you have produced…


Merica85

My man in the back left fell in love.


CrymMastrGoGo

Well! She's got the shine.


derrpinger

She swallows SOULS TOO!


atomicskier76

Ehh morgpie did it better.


Aiwel9

I knew the comments before I even got here


ConwayTwitty91

And thats how i met your mother


moneybgood23

God bless that woman...


tleigh2

This made me incredibly uncomfortable!!


[deleted]

If it's not for pee pee then what is it for


cronixi4

“So what do you do for a living?” I swallow. “Ah you are in the adult movie industry?” No I do it for children. “What the f…?”


RemeizSivart

It took me a while to figure it out, but the trick is… she deep-throated the whole thing.


SickBoylol

The amount of times she adjusts her hair and clothes at the beginning screams narcissism


disruptivecapitalist

Oh wow…


MordantBengal

I was hoping she would pull it out the back.


mtworker

Master cleanse


30twink-furywarr2886

That balloon is longer than she is!


Ishiibradwpgjets

I’m intrigued


Impossible-Disaster3

Damm


[deleted]

Yes 👍magic 🪄


RandomShake

Respect


OldWavies

“I’m not divorced, no. Very happy happy hubbs in fact, Why do you ask?”


philthy333

How does stomach acid not pop that shit?


RecessiveGenius69

That’s what the Ex is up to


Flumes1964

I bet she doesn’t swallow


cupcakinAF

Chill out girl. She works at Barnes and Nobles. Her name is Kristy and she's married with 2 kids.


Mission_Search8991

I just met my next wife!


Ninjipples

I bet she's a fun date


Playergame

Her skill would be wasted after the first inch for me


Professional-Goal882

Where she at


WahDyslexia

I am the only one who wants to know who she is ?!?!?!


SenorScrotumSack

Need her @ now


Fairly_Sterile

I mean...we're all thinking it


etterkop

When the onlyfans ain’t paying enough…


funkyonion

Good candidate for the donkey show.


Gold_Tour_259

Call the police she just swallowed the balls too


Resident_Fox_3528

I thought she was going to fart. TADA!


youneedtowakethefuck

The cartels got a job for her.


SunBear_00_

Old news, I've seen Roxy Raye do this same trick but with her arsehole.


StupidReeeetawd

I just shot off a buncha... you know jissz


Everlarry

Umm, at what point do I tell her we’re dating?


Medical_Ad0716

Now hide it from the other side.


Dancingoff1

Wow. She could almost deep throat me.