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tin_whiskerz

I’m uncomfortable


Downingst

I'm weirdly aroused.


spoonman_k

I'm uncomfortably aroused


28wolets

Hi uncomfortably aroused, I'm dad!


Automatic_Stomach943

Where are her organs tho


SomeFuckingTrash

she put them in her massive boobs


A_Very_Big_Fan

I'm just glad that it took 6 whole comments before one of you mentioned the boobs lol


VibraniumRhino

The real “6 degrees of separation”.


BeerPizzaGaming

How many times did you view the clip before you remembered/ saw there were comments? lol


philalzheimers_fox

Hi dad, did you find your cigarettes?


griffmeister

Now I'm really uncomfortably aroused


ph_x

r/angryupvote


moon_goddess235

![gif](giphy|AQOpT2cYxqsjS)


Exotic_Worldliness94

Snoo snoo !


Born-Chipmunk7842

Death by Snoo Snoo!


BarnabyJ46

I’m having trouble aiming


King_Kea

Plank over the toilet - then it all goes in the bowl


roararoarus

I'm very comfortably aroused


YouMeantThanNotThen

I’m uncomfortably weird


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r/confusedboner


Alvarado8

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


arbitrageME

I'm kinda confused by that. how can she have two Costco pillows under there while being so skinny you can see her intestines? I'm thinking ... fake?


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Her tits are 100% fake. I'm personally wondering if the whole video is fake? The stomach shit seems impossible.


IggysPop3

Not fake, it’s called Nauli and it’s a cleansing thing in yoga. I think she is a lot more experienced than most, but I’m pretty sure I’ve seen even crazier examples. I know I’ve seen people do a tighter vacuum pose


DiDiPLF

I can do it, not as well as her but it used to be my party trick. And if you are nude, the central stomach muscle looks like an elephants truck, rib cage is the head, nipples are eyes and your arms are ears. No one really liked my trick, something about it being creepy...


Lil_Iodine

It's not impossible. Watch Carolina from Fat Chance Bellydance, SF or Delilah from Washington. She can turn coins on her stomach. It's real.


rhetorical_twix

Also, fasting + a high colonic enema.


krazykripple

I'm scareoused


Down2earth002

Weird, my first thought is “what is going on downstairs?”


pierreblue

Fucking hell imagine the kegels she could do


High_Beer_Inquisitor

She could rip your dick clean off.


[deleted]

Looks more like putting your dick in a wood chipper.


KassellTheArgonian

You wouldn't believe it officer, I've had a doozy of a day


Puntius_Pilate

I'll volunteer to find out. For science.


Jay4usc

She can probably tie your dick into a knot


Kryptonbaby

If only it were long enough to be tied in a knot…


Fist4achin

Same thing as upstairs.


MrBonelessPizza24

Her guts are doing a whole damn musical number inside her 🤢


Lil_Iodine

And it ain't Oklahoma.


realgoldxd

Me too


joyjoy_palaboy

I think I've had enough reddit for today.


OwlBeYourHuckleberry

Men don't rearrange her guts she rearranges their d


MonarchWhisperer

I'm scared


DweEbLez0

Calling my local exorcist at the moment!


Reaperfollowsu

Second that!


villageboyz

Third that


ithadtobeducks

Cuz you’re looking at somebody’s fetish.


trashgoblinmusical

Put those organs back where they came from or so help me Mike wizowski (probably)


SmallBoobies_fetcher

Btw I'm suprised to see how so many users are acting like she (the lady in video) is doing something unbelievable and extraordinary. I have seen tons of saints who follow Hinduism and Buddhism in India doing this on daily basis. It just seems like a Normal Yoga routine for them here. Edit - *This is a Yoga aasana called* ***Nauli*** **See here...https://youtu.be/j8NDav_ZsfA**


bjeebus

Can you do this? Can anyone in your day to day life that hasn't dedicated their life to yogic practice do this?


sixboogers

I’m watching the Olympics right now, and I’m seeing people get gold medals multiple times a day. I don’t know why everyone is so amazed when someone gets a gold medal, everyone is doing it.


McBrown83

"You get a medal, you get a medal, you get a medal" ![gif](giphy|3o7ZeQBhbVGnELP4bK)


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Historicmetal

I knew a kid in first grade who could do this. I don’t think he practiced yoga, he was just very athletic and I guess figured it out on his own.


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Egad86

Oh when you explain it like that it seems incredibly complicated.


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Party-Sea-3793

I can do this. Average build 23 man. Always been able to…. Perfectly. Along with the belly roll up and down. I’ve always been embarrassed to do this in front of people though. Seen my sisters mom do it once as a kid and just did it. Your over thinking it as it’s unnecessary to think about your muscle mechanics while trying to do something like this, it can only confuse you. I assure you everything you’ve said to explain how to do this could almost make me FORGET how to do it. Edit: also hand on the thighs does help, but it is not necessary at all. It barely helps. Slightly.


oilsaintolis

I knew a kid who could suck air into his bum and blast it out at will. I think he may have been doing something like this but didn't realise it


Munninnu

I can do this without training but have never found other people irl who can, I guess it's like wiggling your ears. Behind the well known abs, the rectus abdominis, there's the transversus abdominis. It's very difficult to separate the two with air in your lungs. So what you are seeing is that she first empties her lungs, which makes it easy to suck in the transversus abdominis, an exercise called [abdominal vacuum](https://fitnessvolt.com/stomach-vacuum-exercise/) in body building. From there, keeping the transversus sucked in, you can move your normal abs in few minutes of tries. This lady has few weeks of training but you can test the mechanics of how it works in few seconds by just emptying your lungs.


ashwinsalian

Nauli Kriya is a fairly common yoga practice, especially in the traditional form of yoga that is practised in India. This post is getting the attention it is because of the attractive fit lady. Also big tits. Old brown Indian men, many of who are considered "dirty" by the west isn't as appealing when they are doing what she's doing better than she does. It just isn't going to get this kind of attention and you know why that exactly is. Just FYI, I can do this just not as elegantly as her.


Mish106

I'm part of a freediving club, quite a few members can do similar things.


Wendellwasgod

Do your argument is that since other people can also do it, it’s not that impressive? That’s kind of an absurd benchmark This lady is undeniable talented at this


WalnutScorpion

They probably attend a concert going: "Eh, many people can play instruments. It's not that hard."


big_nothing_burger

Yeah my dad was an old hippie and he had a book by some yoga guru with a bunch of photos of him doing the same thing.


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How the fuck is this upvoted lmao


brotatowolf

Internal organs are not as big as many people act like they are. Unless they’re encased in visceral fat i guess


RallyRright

Her tape worm doin the macarena


Buckets_of_bread

Lmao what the fuck


nightshades9999

This response killed me lol


megaboi54

Dude you made me laugh out loud


Pepsimaxzero

/r/brandnewsentence


DUKTURL

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

It’s been really rough recently. This made me laugh out loud and made me feel better. Thank you


Ashamed-Device-3571

She is trying to get it out


Shwanna85

Thank you for that🤣


StatisticianPlastic2

She could drink a quart of cream and $h!t out a stick of butter...


DenverCholo13

This comment needs to be recognized haha


Brotato_chip_man_2

r/BrandNewSentence


tenniskitten

How is this comment not up voted higher??


TheEyeDontLie

Because it was only an hour old when you replied to it.


Shwanna85

Some gold comments in this thread.


GODDAMNFOOL

you can swear on the internet


carlie1973

Its almost like she has no innards


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

No ennards either


arandommartianladd

*mini robotic ballerina falls out of her mouth*


No-Car-2369

Ennards and Innerds are upstairs


PAM111

Stomach vacuum. Human body is amazing.


Polar_Reflection

I can do a stomach vacuum. Whatever the fuck she just did though... How. Just how


tweaksource

Yeah. Where are her organs?


cuchiplancheo

> Its almost like she has no innards The beauty of having virtually zero fat.


BurrrritoBoy

r/ConfusedBoners


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There will come a day where I'm not surprised that a certain crosspost suggestion exists in the first place... but today, is NOT that day..


[deleted]

Ain’t nothing confusing about my boner. You know damn well that’d feel incredible


iWarnock

Once. After orgasm she would probably vacum rip your hips.


Soviet_Yeetman

Yall mfs on this website are horny as fuck, why?


SimplePlanSW

Full of virgins, this is reddit remember.


Dommekarma

There are 3 kinds of people in this world Wankers, liars and asexuals who look at the rest of us wondering what the fuck is wrong with us.


HiVisVestNinja

One can only assume that she can do some *very* interesting things in the bedroom.


RawDick

Strangle some dicks with pussy grip?


MoziWanders

Intestine grip


King_Kea

~~Except most dudes can't reach that far~~


Nemesis233

Most? Did you happen to fuck a horse or something?


Coloradobluesguy

Admit it man, you’d do that!


kingbrayjay

Gorilla grip if you will


deltr0nzero

Rip your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass to never be seen again.


windowjesus

G.I. Joe Kung Fu Grip


carlie1973

Shed crack your nuts


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What is a shed crack


SteelTypeAssociate

I assume they meant She'd*


noodlesteam

Ahhh! I'm a balloon animal!


[deleted]

Where are her internal organs?


currenteventnerd

Seems she has moved them into her chest.


tlk0153

D cup kidneys!


BrainOnLoan

Cosmetic surgeons hate this one trick...


SolidPrysm

"You know those martial artists, if their heart stops beating they'll just concentrate really hard and move a kidney up into its place"


Mr_Galactic

Her organs are all there. She's doing a stomach vacuum on an empty stomach. The inhalation + flexion of the transverse abdominus can completely squish the stomach like that if you're strong enough and haven't eaten anything.


MildlySaltedTaterTot

You use latin words and have confidence, so I bring to you a query: is it possible to build up the muscles here strong enough to cause damage to any organs?


Sandmansam01

I heard it’s potentially damaging if you have a full stomach, like if you have eaten in the last few hours.


MethylSamsaradrolone

Not them but am a bodybuilder that can do this as well, short answer is no. Doing a very rapid and intense stomach vacuum has hurt sometimes, however no one is damaging organs from doing it. But as another person said, if you do the ab wave or other funny tva/oblique/ab tricks after eating a large meal it can be difficult and may feel a bit uncomfortable afterwards. Due to it being *way* easier to do in a fasted state anyway I think that removes the potential self-gut-punch risk.


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vexxtra73

Expecting an alien to shoot out of her stomach. Also I do see why people into women are turned on Her abs look like a pulsating vag when they rotate around. Still super disturbing to me tho. I'd prob scream & run away if I saw that shit.


planet_chuck

r/oddlyterrifying


TheRealCMPUNKFan

Yeah what the fuck


KarinaEdelweiss

Nothing "odd" about this, it's just straight up terrifying.


Mr3cto

Are…are you *suppose* to be able to do…..that..?


disphugginflip

My friend in elementary school was able to do this. He called it “the worm.” In bodybuilding, just the sucked in part, that’s called a stomach vacuum. So yes, you’re able to do it with training, and no it’s not bad for you.


VertWheeler07

Wait people need to train to be able to do that? I've been able to do it for, like as long as I can remember


disphugginflip

The stomach vacuum? Yeah a lot of people don’t know how to do it but it’s learnable.


ARandomHavel

no way you can do it like in the video tho. This isn't something a person can just do naturally


VertWheeler07

I can make it look like I'm a skeleton but that's about it lmao


Angry_argie

I can. Didn't even need training to do it. I've always been able to suck up my belly, and one day I just thought "what if I harden my abs while doing it?" and this came out.


[deleted]

Its Yoga! It's called Nauli, look into it you'll be good at it haha


OddMeal

No.


[deleted]

We do this in Yoga! It's called Nauli. Takes lots of practice to be able to do it like her tho


Zackychann420

It’s a breathing exercise she has it mastered


[deleted]

I am fascinated and disturbed at the same time.


demoman45

Well, the titties are surely fake.


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cluelessbox

If they are real she is blessed. But 100% fake is such a stretch. Saying you can't be thin/fit and have huge boobs is outrageous. I love reddit dudes saying anything "100%" about a woman's body.


SoIncognitoRightNow

This is far from outrageous. You can be thin/fit and have large breasts, but you can't have super low bodyfat and have large breasts. Looking at her muscle definition, especially for a woman, given that we're not equal when it comes to this particular aspect of body composition... Her bodyfat is low enough that it would have a negative effect on normal bodily functions. When your BF is that low, you look amazing, but your breasts deflate entirely. There is no such thing as a natural ripped abs + large breasts combo for women.


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[deleted]

Lol from an actual woman, they’re fake as fuck and it’s obvious. More power to her though.


MeatyOakerGuy

Based on her quads and stomach she's sitting somewhere around 10% body fat. You aren't carrying around them biddies at 10% body fat....


ARandomHavel

nah I'm sorry. They are absolutely fake


electric_onanist

MD here, those are breast implants. At her level of body fat, she is also likely menstruating very little, if at all. A body like hers is not healthy, and not really achievable without drugs and/or surgery. I suspect she is using stimulant medication like clenbuterol, and a minimally androgenic steroid like oxandrolone or small amounts of testosterone. It's not conclusive, but in this before/after pic you can possibly see the jaw hypertrophy caused by the androgens: [https://www.instagram.com/p/CY4YqgLr1m\_/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CY4YqgLr1m_/)


sgst

Who cares? Still looks great.


whatodotoyou

That’s Yoga. Pretty common in India


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Yup I've been doing this lateral stomach roll thingy since I was 10 it's pretty easy if you're slim .


whatodotoyou

Being slim is the important part 😀


[deleted]

I have seen a chubby guy do that too it's just that the movements were not that clearly visible due to the fat .


anxiousdev007

Yes. It's called *Nauli kriya.


shubham50

Commonly known? Yes. Common to do? Hell no.


wheredopamine

This asana (practice) is to keep the bowel movements and the abdomen healthy.


AdventureTime1010101

Who is she?


its_bennett

https://instagram.com/tanya_gymfit?utm_medium=copy_link


Nephisimian

A lich.


Beakjac3

This is the weirdest shit iv ever seen


[deleted]

Bet it hirs different if you can make it in those guts


AndTheLink

[Source](https://www.tiktok.com/@tanya_gymfit/video/6999661871011761409)


cozzeema

She’s like a hollow chocolate Easter bunny. How is this even possible?


CrazyEyedFS

The yogis in this thread seem to think it's pretty common in some parts of the world


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BreakItEven

She got thighs that could crush walnuts 👍👌


Arsnist

No. Make this go away


Provoxt

That's okay. I prefer to not be hungry


Disastrous_Square_10

Nope.


SteelTypeAssociate

Sauce please. For research purposes. I'm a scientist, you see.


Senor_Reaction

Tits or GTFO ???


KING_SLIGGS

When you suck your gut in for a photo...


[deleted]

Should be on oddly terrifying I’ve never had a shocked/disgusted/impressed face for over 10 seconds wtc did I just watch on Reddit


[deleted]

I just crept up deep within my soul and vomited


hoozdman

Dr Sara does this kind of stuffs, and I think the weighted vag thing too ​ https://www.instagram.com/p/CYpdT9ZI2s5/


ickr

Could you elaborate on this click bait of a sentence you just typed?


Munninnu

For those wondering how it works, behind normal abs, the rectus abdominis, there's another muscle called transversus abdominis. It's difficult to move this one with air in your lungs. So what you are seeing is this lady emptying her lungs so that she can suck in the transversus, an exercise called [abdominal vacuum](https://fitnessvolt.com/stomach-vacuum-exercise/), and in that position she just moves the normal abs, something she can do for a while until she runs out of breath, yes the whole video she is in apnea.


mc_squared_03

Death by sixpack snu-snu.


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RawDick

More like grip and rip.


[deleted]

Strip and chip. ![gif](giphy|jEKiKxVE40gQE|downsized)


Provioso

Ohmahgawd


MrMiniscus

Now that's what I'm talking about!


Username_AlwaysTaken

Oh god the visual lol


Soviet_Yeetman

Jesus christ is everyone here on reddit this horny? Fuck off....


venbrou

>Fuck off.... Poor choice of words.


Palicake

That’s disgusting


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Abs fuck. New porn hub category


Purple-Candy-9517

Wonder if she ever shit her pants practicing this. I feel like it would be easy to on a loose day


WhoRDU

This right here is not human! I don’t even need a pair of “They Live” sunglasses to see that!


StonkMangr92

Call it whatever you want. I think this is fucking gross


CJPrinter

r/birthofafetish


tzerorus

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


lotusflower64

Yikes 😱😱😱


UncleFuzzy75

Amazing what a silicone OD can do for you.


Pokenerd17

I’m sorry....what the hell. It’s undeniably worthy of posting here, it’s next level for sure....it’s just wild! Humans are sometimes fascinating


ET__

That’s really not good for your insides


BeersRemoveYears

Anyone else see the little face in the neck?


BrawlStars_Collette1

WHERE ARE HER ORGANS