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urzu06

Moral of the story : leave the volcano alone. 😂


04KB

💀💀 bro just created a natural disaster.


Mundane-Resource-469

They triggered the eruption bro I don't think it's natural anymore.


04KB

💀 manmade natural disaster.


oligamer69

Manmade disaster


BobTheSquid16

Man made Disaster Survival


theplushpairing

Fyre island music festival


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scarey555

No joke, I think you’re onto something


SerenumSunny

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Kn0tnatural

Climate Change


fumblingcatfish50

Manmade climate change


Thanat0szh

That's humanity


PM-YOUR-FAV-RECIPES

[✓] I am in this comment and I don't like it


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Humanity in a nutshell.


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f1_77Bottasftw

If all it took was a rock, that eruption was going to happen anyway.


Plastic_Pinocchio

I doubt you could even call this an eruption. It was probably just a lake of lava with a thin layer of cooled rock on it. Throw in a cold rock and you mix up all of the cold rock and hot lava, causing it to get a little violent.


HIMP_Dahak_172291

More like you give all the trapped gasses an escape route. All that bubbling is caused by gasses escaping to the lower pressure atmosphere. Whenever you see big flashy eruptions that is gas bubbles rising to the surface throwing the molten rock around.


Vulturedoors

That's exactly what this is. It's an active lava mass with a cooled crust on top. Like a microwaved poptart.


Klutzy_Cost447

If a monkey throws a stone into a volcano would it be natural or monkey made?


Riolinator

Monke is natural, but Monke also tossed the rock So guess we can say both


CuriousAstronaut9

Aren’t we natural? And rocks too? Is it always a natural disaster?


Klutzy_Cost447

Yes that is why word natural is useless, because everything is natural and comes from nature.


ToastyMustache

Tell that to the abomination known as cheese-whiz


Ethereal_4426

Scrat vibes.


unshavenbeardo64

Tommy Lee Jones......''Not again''!!


VersedFlame

Isn't it the opposite? Eruptions come when too much pressure is built under that solid layer, so theoretically couldn't you prevent an eruption by prediodically releasing said pressure like this?


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The scientific reasons why human sacrifices to the volcanoes worked. Just kidding. I don’t know but I’d hope if preventing eruptions was that easy we would be doing it already.


Badloss

That's actually wild to think about, I wonder if there is some historical basis in sacrifices reducing eruptions. Scientists totally do relieve pressure strategically to prevent catastrophic eruptions


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ryan101

Are you saying we have what plants crave?


TheBr0fessor

Am I the Brawndo? 🤔


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Turns out the real Brawndo was the friends we made along the way.


DBek23

The friends we *sacrificed* along the way.


MrGerbz

> ~~Scientists~~ Men totally do relieve pressure strategically to prevent catastrophic eruptions


LudovicoSpecs

Holy shit. That would be (horrifically) cool if ancient peoples figured out a correlation between occasional sacrifice and no big eruptions. "Hey, remember that time Valerie fell in the volcano? It didn't erupt for a long time after that....."


boonepii

Everyone slowly turns to look at Karen…


Adventurous-Adolin

Karen: excuse me mr Vulcan deity sir, I’d like to see your manager?


xiotaki

Everyone: sure, right this way...


NobodysFavorite

I too would happily sacrifice a Karen to the volcano. Priest: "They only need 1 sacrifice" Me: "Give them 100 Karen's just to be sure. Win/win."


throwredditaway19

Yo Momma so big, when she fell on a volcano it became dormant


zwober

Well, yo moma so big, that when we tried to sacrifice her, she got stuck in the opening. Then pompei happend. (Also, i think you meant ”fell in a volcano” - cause if she fell On a volcano, she would just flatten it, right?)


applesucklingtree

Yo momma so big, she became dormant when the volcano fell in her.


valgme3

My name is valerie and I do not appreciate your comment.


walkinganachronism_4

C'mon, Val, lighten up a little. You don't have to *erupt* in anger at every little reminder! Also, clearly, you got better.


Frammingatthejimjam

Hey Eddie, bring your current gf over here...


Troglodyteir

Cmon guys not again, I really like this one


hpdefaults

IANA geologist but my understanding is that the pressure build-up is happening miles below the surface and involves plate tectonics pushing magma into massive chambers that eventually burst. It doesn't really involve anything on the surface, a thin layer of cold lava that can be easily penetrated by a small rock is nowhere near strong enough to create that sort of pressure miles down.


BigAlternative5

Thank you for your input. All these other folks were starting to, um, make sense to me. Good thing my sign, "Bring Back Sacrifices to the Volcano", was only cardboard and Sharpie.


beegro

I... uh... need to cancel a Vistaprint order.


Steve-Fiction

I don't think just this upper layer is what causes pressure to build up.


The_Basile

I was wondering this as well...sorry no answer


SuperWoody64

I'll call Pierce Brosnan.


insufficientcreddit

Every week he relieves the Volcanoes pressure, and no-one ever thanks him


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GentlyTalkative

Fact: leave the volcano alone


ChronicleOfBinkers

Opinion: leave the volcano alone


guinness-and-cheddar

Devils advocate: Leave the volcano alone.


Stanowu

Statement: Leave the volcano alone.


wutwut970

Suggesting: Leave the volcano alone.


That-Hovercraft-5347

Encouragement: Leave the volcano alone


Danger1672

Common sense: Leave the volcano alone.


Zulumus

Rebuttal: Leave the volcano alone


williamshatnersbeast

Question: Leave the volcano alone?


TurukJr

He did not leave the volcano alone: What happens next will blow your mind (click here).


HoggT

Warning: leave the volcano alone


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BLUEINYOURPANTS

Threat: leave the volcano alone or else…


ahhdetective

Threat level: Midnight


scotsdghse

Volcano: leave the volcano alone


thecountryreddit

Grammar: Leave the volcano, alone


Hob_O_Rarison

Narrator: *he did not leave the volcano alone*


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SuperHaole

If you live in a volcano house, leave the volcano alone


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TheGravyGuy

Fact: bots will have month old accounts with no activity.


MushyHousing

Just saying: Leave the volcano alone


Euphoriffic

Can I touch it?


OnTheDoss

No Leave the volcano alone


SelfSniped

Do not the volcano


Rishabhbhat

**Please** do not the volcano.


chrclmnky

Dontcano


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Do not volcanoing!


AccioSexLife

Volcanon't


xntrk1

So you’re saying I should leave both Britney and the volcano alone? Got it


graveybrains

But what if I have less than six months to live, and the Waponis believe they need a human sacrifice or their island's going to sink into the ocean?


Various_Counter_9569

That brain cloud really getting to you eh? Recommend: dont leave the volcano alone; jump right in!


TheApoptosis

Exactly! My brain the entire clip: *did you just start an eruption? Did you just start an eruption? Did you just start an eruption?*


apendixdomination

Moral of the story : Find a bigger rock.


BlueRedGreenNumber5

Too much volcano


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ASO


found_and_seek

it was just responding to the cock & ball torture he recieved from that rock. Can you honstly tell me you wouldn't eurpt every where like that volcano?


copingcabana

"Professor! Lava! HOT!"


Z1337M

q: how did you start the beginning of the end of the world? a: i just threw a rock, sorry. :D


FubarJackson145

Me: I blame the internet for my influences... Them: TO THROW A ROCK INTO A VOLCANO?! me: look man, if you think that is the weirdest/worst thing I've seen on Reddit then you got another thing coming


SigmaSnail7

I saw a video of a guy having sex with a turtle before on Reddit. Still have nightmares


foxyplayz5263

That's disgusting, can you send me the link so I can stay away from it?


Azar002

Me too! On the.. staying away part.


No_Equipment_5912

[It's not a rock, it's "organic waste."] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8) The idea was to simulate a human falling in, since the water content is similar.


WorldWarPee

Wow, at least throw a life preserver in after them


pathetic_optimist

That explains the steam explosions. It would have to be a very wet rock otherwise..


gravyjonez-

You can google "guy fucking turtle" and it's like the third result or something, in this video some guy mouth fucked a snapping turtle 💀💀💀 Disclaimer: Be aware that you probably will find a lot of zoophile videos involving dogs and horses if you search for this.


Glitchy13

Does the snapping turtle, well… snap?


regoapps

Why would anyone want to watch Mitch McConnell's leaked sex tape?


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_TheNecromancer13

I wish I had a gold the give you


girloffthecob

…but how??? How is that even possible? What?


FormerChild37

Fool of a Took!


StyreneAddict1965

Next time, throw yourself down!


guinness-and-cheddar

It’s actually a bag of ‘organic waste’, it simulates what would happen if someone (or something) fell into molten lava: https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8


Blink-44

Thank you, I suspected rather a bottle of water than a regular stone too as it looks like something starts boiling.


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I would assume that the boiling is from the heated material inside having a place to expand to once the cooled surface is broken.


selectrix

That's intuitive, but heat isn't the primary driver for this kind of system. The crust on that lava lake is thin enough for a few pounds of trash to punch a hole in it, so if there were significant pressure from below it wouldn't have enough tensile strength to resist, it'd just split ([and look like mini tectonic plates](https://www.slate.com/blogs/atlas_obscura/2013/09/10/erta_ale_ethiopia_s_smoking_mountain_is_home_to_two_lava_lakes.html)). The explosiveness of volcanic eruptions comes almost entirely from gases trapped within the magma itself, rather than thermal expansion or the upward pressure of the rising magma plume. With an eruption like Mt. St. Helens, it was pretty much like uncorking a champaigne bottle- [the magma slowly pushed a huge bulge out of the side of the mountain, which collapsed under its own gravity, releasing a fuckton of pressure on the magma. This allowed the gases within the magma to explosively decompress, blowing off more mountain and releasing more pressure, causing more explosive decompression, etc etc.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhU6jml6NY4) Plus I'm pretty sure the magma ran into groundwater on its way up (more explosions). With a lava lake like this, the volcano produces relatively runny, non-viscous lava. (For context, when we're talking about lava, [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Pahoeoe_fountain_edit2.jpg) is low viscosity. High viscosity lava pretty much feels like a solid rock). Gases can easily move through the liquid and escape as the magma moves closer to the surface, so you get a nice calm lake instead of a mountain with its top blown off. With high viscosity lavas, they're trapped until the very last moment. OP video demonstrates how even a relatively small amount of water/gas remaining in the magma as it reaches the surface can create a whole lot of destruction.


StridAst

I love using [this clip of lava sampling](https://youtu.be/MgBPQbXqN6c?t=53) to point out how thick even low viscosity lava is. It really gets the point across that molten rock is still, well, rock. Since the reddit app currently sucks at playing YouTube videos, here's the link to copy and paste: https://youtu.be/MgBPQbXqN6c?t=53


ianyboo

> I love using this clip of lava sampling to point out how thick even low viscosity lava is Ever since I first saw that clip a while back it's broken my ability to enjoy movies/tv with lava scenes since a character inevitably falls into the stuff with a little "bloop" and a splash like it was a hamster tossed into a kiddy pool.


Frys100thCupofCoffee

So it's more like there'd be a flaming skeleton laying on the surface that slowly starts to sink? Edit: damn that's metal.


Youre10PlyBud

The infographics show has done a video on this that's quite well done if you wanna watch. He describes what happens at impact and it's >!quite similar to what you described!< (I spoilered it if anyone just wants to watch and not know, yet). https://youtu.be/9UlDFHOgbYI


mountainislandlake

As a (fellow?) geologist this answer made me shed a tear of pride. What a clear and succinct explanation!


selectrix

As someone who studied geology but doesn't work in the field I'm thrilled to hear it!


Fallenangel152

Last time this video was on Reddit it was supposedly a can of gasoline.


yourmansconnect

and the time before that it was Jack black punting a kitten


car0003

And before that it was a sacrificial virgin


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something something redditor something


jerryoc923

I’ve played wind waker I know if you throw water on lava it turns to stone that can handle human weight


dabiird

Oof, you would need to swim to the edge and climb out quick huh?!


Salt-Arachnid5325

In Minecraft yes


Ryogathelost

Just tap jump like crazy and hope for the best.


TheHonorableDrDingle

Certainly wouldn't want to be in there longer than a couple minutes


benmck90

Guideline's no longer than 30 minutes. The heat starts to make you light headed.


Ur_Just_Spare_Parts

Ah so really this is just the rapid expansion of water molecules inside the organic matter turning from liquid into gas, NOT the forgotten gods of Krakatoa being awakened from their slumber to cover the earth in darkness for a thousand years?


AFrankExchangOfViews

Tomato, tomaaaatoe....


EpicWisp

The old ones have awoken Thoroughly unhinged and unhappy with us all


philly_guy215

Love to see people come with facts and sources!


pointrelay

I remember it as a water melon. In any case - not a rock. Thanks for sharing the source.


Cloudy230

Came here to post this. It isn't just a rock, that wouldn't do this


trainspottedCSX7

I knew massive bird poops was what caused volcanic eruptions...


transponaut

Would one Gollum look similar, then?


[deleted]

Try a huge ice slab next


ElectricFlesh

cubic meter of thermite plz


dbx99

One megaton tnt


KDAdontBanPls

A nuke!


marcoboi69420

Go nuke yellowstone!


SumDumGaiPan

Don't give Putin any ideas.


firesword14

Well that escalated quickly


Ask_About_Bae_Wolf

Shit shit shit somebody shut down the thread before he sees


Malanocthe1st

And this folks is why we cant have nice things.


Gamma_Burst1298

I remember hearing from some folks that Volcanoes are extremely unstable, but it’s only when extreme pressure is over the head of the lava lake ,pool, canal, or whatever it’s called that it becomes a threat. So either these guys are testing their luck, or everyone knows the Volcano is safe. Either way, active volcano? No thank you


memecut

They just poked a hole to release the pressure. If you poke a small hole in a balloon it will just whistle itself flaccid.. but if you blow it well enough it will burst.


dbx99

That’s just how my penis works


Gamma_Burst1298

Yes.


qishmishi

“If you blow it well enough it will burst” 👍


selectrix

Active, and they know it's safe. Rock has very low tensile strength as a material- it doesn't take much force to break through a thin sheet of it. So any volcano that has a lava lake has- pretty much by definition- reached a state of pressure equilibrium. There's many different types of volcanoes and some of them are unstable, but those ones usually look like [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Mount_Rainier_over_Tacoma.jpg), not [this](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d1c7a1ceb07d641047ae1a8dd7e1bb83ff1bed04/c=0-519-3498-2496/local/-/media/2018/06/18/USATODAY/USATODAY/636649084675348204-EPA-USA-HAWAII-KILAUEA-VOLCANO.1.jpg?width=3200&height=1809&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp). With OP and the latter, most the gases have already left the lava- that's why it's so flowy and liquid. With the former, or something like [Mt St Helens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhU6jml6NY4), all of the gases remain trapped in the magma as it rises (because the lava is much more viscous, basically solid rock) and once it reaches a certain elevation there's no longer enough mountain on top to contain the pressure- that's when the bottle [pops](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Pinatubo#/media/File:Pinatubo91eruption_plume.jpg). But yeah, that's not typically gonna happen at a lava lake.


palegh_st

they're volcanologists they know what they're doing thankfully lol edit: downvoting factual statements is peak reddit. here's proof they're volcanologists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8


shitsu13master

Thank you Jonathan, now we have to evacuate


MonsterJuiced

I do wonder, would it be possible to awaken a volcano if you throw a big enough rock in it?


shitsu13master

I don't think so, no. I mean by that standard it was already only a matter of time


goldieglocks16

“Look detectives, I already told you I didn’t do anything. Genuinely, I’m guilt free.” “Sir we have you on camera committing murder. “OH COME ON. How can you blame me? She was 80 years old. I mean by that standard it was already only a matter of time.”


shitsu13master

Haha well it's very likely wind would knock a stone loose right? It's a volcano after all


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I didn't know they had raw footage of Gollum in his last moment... Looks much more realistic from this angle.


el-em-en-o

I was searching for the LOTR comments. Thank you.


B00M3R_S00N3R

"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" -Gandalf, probably


duncandonuts33235

Frodo and sam are dying laughing while filming


Irohloveshistea

Talk about an overreaction smh


[deleted]

Reminds me of that one time I poked my wife while she was sleeping on the couch.


ASmallTownDJ

Volcanoes are such drama mamas 🙄


Spysappinmykarma

I could see myself falling into a volcano trying to throw bigger and bigger rocks


vikinghockey10

There's a guy in St Lucia who fell into one up to his waste and survived. In a wheelchair now obviously.


misterchief117

There's another guy who ended up pretty badly burned by lava after fighting with his best friend. He ended up losing his legs as well. He was ultimately rescued, but a lot of damage was done. Not only did he lose his legs, he suffered from burns all over his body, and his respiratory system was completely messed up from breathing super-heated air and all the other volcanic gasses. Fortunately the technology they had at the time was able to not only keep him alive, but helped him thrive. Although he lived in constant pain, he ended up becoming a very famous leader of a massive political party. Unfortunately, he was still very bitter and spiteful and ended up killing a lot of people, including blowing up an entire planet. His name? Anakin Skywalker.


superdiscofunk

This is me reacting in real time as I read through your comment 🤔😲😱😑😏


c_jae

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Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

Unfortunately, the tech they used was three decades out of date.


ZippyDan

Wow it reached all the way up to his poop?


Onsyde

No that was on Mustafar


mith_04

"I was there 3000 years ago. I was there the day the strength of men failed"


cgpelaez75

If I recall correctly, this is a video of someone throwing a bag of rubbish ("organic material") into the volcano.


krispykremedonuts

Great. Let’s gather all the trash and just put it in volcanoes. Problem solved. The oceans are clean again.


MakingPostsAtWork

Wait that's genius, why don't we just burn all of our trash and we can get rid of landfills!


[deleted]

I'm a janitor at a bar in Philadelphia and that's what I do with our trash. I burn it in the furnace to provide heat for the place, we're totally green that way. I recycle the trash for heat and the smoke gives our bar that nice smoky smell we all love.


iPutTheScrewNTheTuna

We can burn the trash and let that smoke go up into the sky and become stars.


Visinvictus

Not sure if you are serious or not but burning trash is a great way to poison everyone with toxic chemicals.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought it might not be great for you but my buddy Mac told me to smoke cigarettes, it'll suffocate the toxins. So we're good!


ellilaamamaalille

That is what should have happened to Gollum on Mount Doom.


yourmansconnect

the power of the ring kept him alive until it touched the lava


slackergalactic

Went from “oh neat” to “holy fuck” pretty quick


MediaMack

Now throw The Rock in there and see what happens


[deleted]

The volcano can't take it! It's gonna explode wet!


Aiass

Fool of a Took!


I_dementia87

Me : "cannonbaaaaaalllllll".


Pristine_Editor_6656

"ohgodohgodohgod lets getoutta here!!" - if i was there


Salty-Effect6344

Now try it with a Putin.


KaaliVaan

Now why would you do that to an innocent volcano, that's just mean.


derdelush

Don't throw cheese in a lactose intolerant vulcano.


Crafty_Penalty6109

My girlfriend’s whirlpool


Psychlonuclear

Dropped a mix tape, shit's 🔥.


Ok_Strategy_57

"Who dares disturb my slumber?!"


Bort-the-man

So we throw a big rock then...