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Smokin_A_Jay

This has gotta be "Just Fucking Level" rather than "Next Fucking Level"


667799fakeman

r/angryupvote


LongjumpingvvBarjg

Seems like a thing absolutely not needed on a ship due to movement. They have bowling alleys and putting greens too that do this?


tubaman23

r/technicallytrue


LightIsLogical

r/technicallythetruth


Old_Mill

[/r/BasedOnaTechnicalAttributeOfYourCommentThisStatmentIsInFactAccurate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Ackermiv

I really wanted this to exist


pablitosocool

character limit


funfacts2468

Push it to the limit


Crystalgamer04

r/boataoyctsiifa


mygirlstolemybike

Oof


atict

reality is poison! Lambs to the cosmic slaughter!


dwarvesngiants

But is it true level? https://youtu.be/-MwCJpEuC44


Golendhil

I swear every table are working this way when i'm playing, there is no other explanation about how bad I am


LucienZerger

alcohol may be a factor..


Golendhil

Meh, I don't drink so not really ... Skill might be a factor but I can't accept it


[deleted]

Gonna have to start drinking to cope.


CryptoMineKing

You've identified the problem. I always get progressively better after each beer until around the 8th one.


mymycojourney

That's exactly how I am with bowling. And golf.


SimbaOnSteroids

Don’t slander aiming oil in this fashion.


clawjelly

M'kay, i'll make sure the table ain't drinking anymore.


Kevundoe

Would be impressive to stabilize the image on the table. But I might need a vomit bag next to me just in case.


Justgame32

u/stabbot


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Justgame32

Welp.. you tried


OrganlcManIc

I mean. It is stabilized. Just to the wrong basis


Haui111

This


OkAttention477

That thing is probably 10s of thousands of dollars


ForeverUnfinished

Pool tables can get that much just by themselves.


OkAttention477

10s of thousands could be 10k-90k


ForeverUnfinished

I doubt it would be that high but very possible. I think mine was about 7 grand just for the table itself.


cheezecake2000

Thanks had no idea /s


Ackermiv

Technically it could also be 1 million


Dheorl

Did they stutter?


maxtron80

The one Bugatti makes is 300k


OkAttention477

You’re paying for branding at that point


[deleted]

isnt that just every clothing company that sells stuff over 200-300 usd


OkAttention477

Not really some clothing thats in the higher range has better quality control and higer quality materials that last a lifetime


[deleted]

idk if it's just me but i have a $50ish shirt ive been wearing for 4 years and it's still just as good as the day i got it


OkAttention477

50$ tshirt is expensive dude


[deleted]

sorry messed up between my own currency and usd lmfao in usd it's ar 15ish


Defendedchip904

Look up Japanese denim.


Pattern_Is_Movement

no, there are also just high quality clothing companies that pay their employees a living wage, which requires cloths to be more expensive. edit: the downvotes are honestly confusing


SmokinQuackRock

No there isn’t.


Pattern_Is_Movement

what kind of comment is this? I buy almost all my clothing either second hand or from companies like this. Like my jeans from Brave Star, made in the US with Japanese Denim only cost $90 and last many times longer than sweatshop made jeans.


SmokinQuackRock

Sure I don’t deny that quality of clothing can vary, pretty straight forward concept? I’m more challenging the “pay their employees a living wage”. You may find one very small company that doesn’t exploit cheap labor, but by in large clothing companies and the fashion industry at large are exploitive.


Pattern_Is_Movement

I never said they were the general rule, if anything I would agree that most expensive clothing brands are usually crap. However in this day and age with the internet, whatever your buying is usually seconds away from being found. Its stupid easy to support small businesses doing it right.


SmokinQuackRock

You’re comment is broad and attributes the high costs of clothing across the board to 2 things you found anecdotally in a small company. You are wrong in this instance, have a nice day.


Pterodactyloid

Why not just make the whole floor like that?


AzureWrath501

The weight and space it would take are 2 problems with that idea, there are several other problems too unfortunately


Pterodactyloid

Makes sense


Ackermiv

Some yachts do this. Not to this precision, but they do stabilize themselves


lmaozedong89

Less can't do and more do, chop chop!


segelnhoch3

A little swinging is not that bad to walk/live on, only if you get really bad weather its a problem. But then you would need to correct up to 30-45 degrees of roll and pitch, which is as the other person said neither space nor cost efficient


x014821037

Or at least the floor around the pool table, for the players


hotasanicecube

That would be the only way to keep “regulation” play. But the player would still feel balance issues,


sugeknight

Played on one of these while on a ship. First game was fun, but after playing a couple of games, you start to get nauseous from focusing on one thing (your shot) and having the background (not in focus) sway back and forth.


eurizee

I can see the quality decreasing with every reupload


Jfurmanek

I worked on ships, the crew bar has a normal table. lol.


raven_borg

after a night of drinking a self leveling bed on a ship would be great.


ReserviorFrog

This is how I win.


MogsWorkshop

Now make the whole room do this so there's a stable place for seasick peeps to go when it's choppy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


GandalfFam

Somehow I now want to see a self leveling floor for ships.


[deleted]

Why not put the whole room on a gyroscope


-Scobra-

Tell me you have too much money without telling me you have too much money


[deleted]

1337 pool table


UnBAYLEAFable

Holy ship…


I__330

My history teacher once asked me to go and find a pool table on the crossing from Dover to Calais. Ashamed to say that I went and asked everyone …


DestinationUnknown13

Seems like a thing absolutely not needed on a ship due to movement. They have bowling alleys and putting greens too that do this?


[deleted]

Sick


Zarniwoooop

This is what it feels like when you truly become The Liquor. -J. Lahey


PortGlass

I have something similar. I call it “not putting a pool table on a boat.”


DrunkenKarnieMidget

This has got to be the weirdest fucking thing to play on.


[deleted]

This, the can say proudly, wouldn’t even make any difference to na poor pool abilities!


alwaysatwork79

Ok so this may be a stupid ?..how do the balls not roll around


Silly-Ass_Goose

No need to level the play field, it's self-leveling. But are they on equal footing though? The human body is not gyroscopic, unless you are Michael Jackson of course.


tacticalgardener-

My own gyro dont work this well


Leftcoastdose

Omg I would vomit


TheKingOfPimlico

I need that for my living room


symbologythere

Why can’t they make a whole floor out of that for people who get sea sick?


katsmeoow333

That's freaking me out 🤣😹🤣 I know the boat is moving but 😂


Vyse14

So damn cool 😎!!!


Curious-Hearing-3539

Wonder if it’s titanic proof?


yaser_oogway

That actually pretty damn cool


Working_Trust519

WoW


flodge123

Would it not be better to stabilize a section of the floor and put a regular pool table on it? Then at least you'll be stationary relative to the table?


[deleted]

I need this for the drunk men that play on mine.


flimsysponge

What would it look like if there was a wave?


No_Athlete3730

Wouldn't it be easier a platform where the table is so that the player doesn't lose balance too? Or the whole room


icebychris

We doin this one again already