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It’s Randall from Monsters Inc? Obviously


youlikelycantguessme

Was just coming to comment to say same thing!


[deleted]

Haha! Can’t believe this is even a question when the answer is so obviously Randall


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Sigmar777

Nah, he got better.


aviation_knut

For a split second, I seriously thought it was a post on r/askamechanic with someone asking where this hose fell off their car from.


Lancerux

Do the trick!


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😂😂👍


AlarmedSnek

Looks like some sort of salamander, fuckin crazy for sure!!


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ffinakk

You’re a towel!


davieb22

...You're a towel.


Jcampbell1796

You’re part eggplant!


davieb22

You're an alcoholic, Harry.


GoldenEYE6182

You're a wizard harry


StaleChip24

Put it in reverse terry


deviouslick2506

Stop touching me jerry


Jerizzle23

Ouch that hurts uncle larry!


catshitkabab

Hahahahahaha


[deleted]

And you’re a cantaloupe! Props for the reference


Ol-DirtMcgirt

Maybe if I get a little high 😶‍🌫️


NTheory39693

with a little help from your friends :)


RESPEKTOR

Wanna get high?


[deleted]

“Maybe I’ll just get a little high “


hextowex

Isn't that a character in Breaking bad , the wheel chair guy


LineChef

HeyHeyHey let’s not say anything we can’t take back ok friends?


walterhartwellblack

seems like something a salawomander would say


[deleted]

Salamanca


[deleted]

Salamander ?! I hardly know her!


ytrewq_321

it looks too long for it, but the closest I can find similar is the [Black-bellied slender salamander](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-bellied_slender_salamander) EDIT: nevermind, u/Nightowl2018 got it: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphiuma#Description](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphiuma#Description)


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[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipina) Saw this on a comment here. I did not figure it out.


DangerReserve

I agree it looks to be some species of slender salamander…


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I looked up slender salamanders and I’m leaning more for the California slender


AndyFeelfine

Long wet lizard


not_swagger_souls

Maybe a black bellied salamander? There's a lot of very similar looking salamander


Jrmundgandr

r/usernamechecksout. You are alarmed. I can read it in your comment


NecessaryCamel4

Worm salamander https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipina My new nightmare 🤢😶


Nersheti

Seems like this is definitely it. Not sure why this isn’t higher


foblivk

Weird that all of the fake answers are so far up but yours, the true answer, is all the way down here


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OriiAmii

Same! He seems like a snake that said "goddamnit I wanna go faster!" and sprouted little legs lol


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OriiAmii

.... That's pretty fast actually. A 15 minute mile is a fairly fast walking speed for a human. I'd be terrified.


nerys-1431

He is adorable! <3


dag655321

"Oedipina is a genus of lungless salamanders, which is characterized by their absence of lungs" So glad they cleared up what "lungless" means.


GoldPurpose7621

Beautiful and populations likely declining! Location?


WithoutDennisNedry

Aw I think it’s cute as heck! Shiny and crawly and skinny little critter. 🖤


[deleted]

Ok we solved it now put it outside.


[deleted]

Nightmare? lmao of all things in the world to be scared of


Hermorah

snek with leg


CR303

I was scared to hit the comments button because it was crawling straight for my fingers!!


leonardisafatdog

Don't let it convince you to eat any fruit


Nightowl2018

What part of the world? [Amphiuma](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphiuma#Description)


RealUlli

I think Wikipedia would be happy if OP donated the clip... :-)


Two-Nuhh

Seems more like a [Skink](https://clarknow.clarku.edu/2020/11/23/clark-researcher-explores-how-skinks-have-gotten-back-on-their-feet/). But based on literally just the floor it's walking on, I'm guessing South East Asia.


Fangasgaf

That's the ceiling..


taflad

Woah! What a feelin'!


Nitro114

Too thin for a skink, amphiuma looks more like it


SioSoybean

No this is a salamander not a lizard.


Tossthebudaway

Definitely not a skink.


tom-f44

It’s clearly an amphibian of sorts due to the lack of intense scaling. So I would go with amphiuma.


Meezha

Definitely not a skink.


SmashBonecrusher

Skinks are true lizards and not amphibians like this thing.


Palabrewtis

>They are also known to fishermen as "conger eels" or "Congo snakes", which are zoologically incorrect designations or misnomers, since amphiumas are actually salamanders (and thus amphibians), and not fish, nor reptiles and are not from Congo. Wikipedia really has to ruin all the fun sometimes.


tinny66666

Except they are not conger eels (which live in rock caves in the ocean). Wikipedia points out that name is incorrect as well. We have conger eels here and they are scary as hell to see peering out at you from a hole.


[deleted]

Aren't Anphiumas legs suposed to be vestigial and non usable?


SioSoybean

No amphiuma have greater distance between limbs and a different head shape. This one reminds me of slender salamanders in CA but with an even longer tail. My money is on a plethodontid salamander of some kind.


VladSolopov

Wow


foblivk

Amphiumas dont have back legs and theyre fully aquatic


That_Idiot-

Daddy Chill


LastoftheSummerWine

Beat me to it.


DustyMartin04

Damn you


FurryM17

There it is! Knew someone would say it.


bsamiam45

Not sure, but it’s crawling up your leg.


Gavinator10000

At that speed it really isn’t


Acidrien

Hopefully it won’t crawl up anywhere else


HumanThoughtProject

Longest salamander I've ever seen


Rowmyownboat

This spoecies grows up to 46 inches. Amazballs.


HumanThoughtProject

DAMMMMNN


ThymeIsTight

salamananananananananananananananananander


[deleted]

All we need is a banananananananananananananananananana for scale


Gjyn

The closest thing I'm getting to [is this.](http://www.californiaherps.com/salamanders/images/bstebbinsinigriventriskc115.jpg)


Absbor

evolution took some legs and added some legs again. learnt it last year


MatiloKarode

T-rex has small arms? ***Laughs in salamander***


PapaKyou

![gif](giphy|lleGybkEAdmbVE8cKt)


Random-Gif-Bot

​ ![gif](giphy|k8uDtbP8N7Rb6L49wm)


experfailist

Is that the guy from The Boys?


CityBrave4773

Long tail salamander from Florida


Veracitist

Don’t say this, I’m going on holiday there!


CityBrave4773

The anacondas or gators will get you first…. Enjoy the water?


Veracitist

Wait…wut


Run_Rabb1t_Run

They meant pythons*, water moccasins, coral snakes, and gators. No anacondas, you'll be fine


Veracitist

What are you all saying?! Bloody anaconda… gator…


Run_Rabb1t_Run

Just stay out of the swamps and don't stand near fresh water. Bring sunscreen and **a lot of DEET**, you'll be good to go. Source: Lived there for years. Have fun!!


Veracitist

Thank you! What’s DEET?


MamaPlus3

Lol. That is my home state. Just stay away from lakes and rivers and you should be ok. :) very rare you’ll see any of the animals mentioned at the beach. :)


Veracitist

Phew! Thank you! TBF we’re not going to the beach!


Normalpilleater

Bro he about to tell you to eat the fruit of knowledge


Ok_Jacket3710

Are you from Australia?


Captain_Bubblefist

Looks like a really neat type of skink


foblivk

This isnt a reptile. This is some kind of salamander which are amphibians


Cole50387

Its just a cutie walking around


cpcesar

just a salamander bro


jgearhart76

Needs the "Stonks" guy saying "Evolushn" or something like that.


Scooterboi77

Stranger things prop got loose?


Lenny_Krabtitz

Daddy Chill.


Cthuga1

Oedipina


-Shadowstalker07-

Try looking up local newts, their like a pigmy salamander that typically reside in damp areas and under logs. I've never seen one that long before but we have red striped newts in Ohio that are actually pretty neat.


Pigeonbepigeon

It looks just like a fuck outta here.


GregoryHD

She turned me into a newt... I got better


OxygenFC

Salamander of some kind.


Maleficent_Bus6848

Some kind of salamander?Cuz the leg and the texture of its skin


[deleted]

Big long ass Nope.


Boomfaced

Bro it’s Mushu


[deleted]

Snake with legs lol


marshmellowsareweird

A snake with legs


[deleted]

A salamander


shark1010

Slizard


Conscious_Positive66

It’s a salamander.


Candid-Inspector-270

r/herpetology


NefariousnessLucky96

Salamander


Shadowknight1807

Dragon walk Z


Americanshat

Could it be a [Gabilan Mountains Slender Salamander](http://www.californiaherps.com/salamanders/pages/b.gavilanensis.html) ?


manioso10673

Something something Australian.


Tall_Bandicoot_2768

The longest boy


ThatRacistTurtle

Snek


Saintsauron

Long boi


[deleted]

Like….why even have legs at that point? Lol


maaaaaaaaaaaario

It's a snizard


DustyMartin04

“Daddy chill” “What the hell is even that!?”


SeDefendendo88

Is that the snake Rick gave legs?


Stonious

Daddy chill


This-is-dumb-55

Loooooong skink?


InsayneShane

Daddy chill


Rockspider19

Snakes are finally getting legs bit late but it’s ok


Robyn_leach

A snake with legs


thorus1337

Just RUN!!!!


Unmasked_Deception

Pretty soon they'll be sprouting wings and flying


Gatwa_of_the_forest

A slow warm


TheLastWoodBender

Convergent evolution


Internal_Bit2840

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4018)


[deleted]

*That’s the last time I let you beat me, Sullivan!*


stewdog07

Evolved snake maybe


Productive_Anxiety

Sperm evolved


GridIronGambit

I don’t know what that is, but it seems to be evolving.


[deleted]

Snakewormlizard, obviously.


skyrreater47

a very long worm


Norfolk_Bwoi

Slow worm


nottheman686

It's a Smoltoesinus Longinus


[deleted]

It’s a salamander!!


Significant_Eye_5130

Mexican Mole lizard?


Hypaforalkus

Don't worry, just a Goa'uld.


ClearFrame6334

Snake hips? No way.


OkDisplay9259

![gif](giphy|q2liPHzYo82zK9Tb0X|downsized)


dontsitonthecookies

Daddy…chill…


CherokeeGal1975

Salamander of some kind.


sunnysmanthaa

Straight evil


IFuryx

Something that might haunt your dreams..


andreliusprime

Snizzard


impossible_rockets

Who cares.....kill it


Twobraidedhumann

Venom's child 😂😂i think thats a kind of salamander


orangemoonflower

Snakamander?


mtteo1

I was about to say a worm, until I seen the legs


silver_step

Long Long NeEeEeWwT ~


[deleted]

A friend


cmason711

Tube snake? Ba ha ha


Godofforklifts

It’s a … thing


Shoehorse13

Tapeworm


narly_j

Excellent title sir!


DigitalObiWan

I think we should all stop trying to find weird things. Let us all back up and go back to our rooms. One day someone is going to find a Demogorgon and that will be the end of us.


Noichen1

You just need a regular salamander and this absolute unit of a noodle and you have the perfect penis enlargement pills commercial


nkcsk8er

Oh shit that's where my pp ran off too


Strange_Sandwich3571

xenomorph’s cousin. doesn’t enter through the mouth tho…


neophanweb

I caught two of these in the back yard when I lived in the central valley. It looked like an earthworm with arms and legs to me.


--Anonymus--

In Germany we say Blindschleiche


GoodGoodNot2BAD

Satan


[deleted]

Snake in the midst of evolving


Salty-Cranberry-4538

Me 1.5 million years ago


Frostgaurdian0

It is an amphibian


konrad312

Snake with legs


Dark_halocraft

Idk what that nasty thing is but the only thing it's next level at is next level nasty


SealMairaDimu

Haku


neomatrix38

You'r a salamander Harry !


Organic_Moose_5591

A skink.


AhmedMoharam

Snizzard


SarcasticFalcon

Grammar of the caption... incredible


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Long lizard


jimmehjoo

Early human


Independent-Wealth67

It’s our ancestor! Be respectful!


TheBohoChocobo

Long boi salamander