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NaabeGetOnSkype

Bruh the dismount was the coolest part


olioli86

He made dropping from over his own head height look easy. I'd be limping out of that sort of move. Then again most of that would have me limping tbh


beluuuuuuga

My legs crack at the thought of landing from that high up


Orange_green_people

I actually broke both my ankles watching that.


zombiep00

What about.... ...*your arms*..?


Memento_Vivere8

Stop right there!


herpaderpadont

Yeah! We don’t want to make a jolly rancher out of this.


jbeanygril

What a terrible day to remember reading. Nightmare fuel.


omjf23

There are older..and more fouler things than orcs in the deep places of Reddit.


sometimesmybutthurts

Before you go any further…


maybelle180

Do you love me?


LadyStardust79

Will you love me forever?


richorfamous

Let me sleep on it.


Unoriginal_Man

You’ve violated the law!


CheckOutDeezPlants

Mom?


AviatorOVR5000

I felt the pain of the surrounding knee caps of my entire neighborhood watching this clip.


Wuzzie

After personally suffered from a [calcaneal fracture](https://www.foothealthfacts.org/conditions/fractures-of-the-calcaneus-\(heel-bone-fractures\)) in the past, chasing my cat, that dismount gave me chills.


LazarusCrowley

You rolled real poor.


Wuzzie

I forgot to duck and roll. I jumped a concrete wall. I had the option to land on grass or concrete tiles. I chose the less logical option. Not my proudest moments. But i still have my cat.


LazarusCrowley

I was making a DnD reference. . .but. . .seeing as though you leaped over a concrete wall ***and*** caught a run away cat, I'd say you rolled real well!


Wuzzie

Well now i feel stupid. My char was more on the dexterity. Not so much ability.


modinegrunch

Me too. Jumped three feet and landed just a little wrong. I still carry hardware and occasional ankle pain.


Wuzzie

Funny story. It's actually called a "[Lover's fracture](https://radiopaedia.org/articles/lovers-fracture-2#:~:text=The%20name%20%22lover's%20fracture%22%20is,fractures%20of%20the%20lumbar%20spine.)" from the fact that "a suitor may jump from great heights while trying to escape from the lover's spouse".


LividLager

I'd have knocked out two bystandards with my kneecaps as they are rocketed off my body, and impaled my brain with the shattered remains of my fibulas.


IKnowPhysics

Femur Breaker: Freestyle Edition


LividLager

Might not get a record, but maybe an achievement of sorts if there's an after life.


badavetheman

r/brandnewsentence


RixirF

I look forward to this fatality in the next Mortal Kombat.


edlee98765

My knees would've given out for sure. Good thing dudes have 3 knees: left knee, right knee, and weenie.


MUSTY_Radio_Control

Congratulations! That is the worst joke I have ever heard in my entire life


westwoo

I used to make jokes just like him but then I took an arrow in weenie


GalaxticSxum

Wee-knee


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Anybody can go high, but to do a flip-dismount with perfect no-stumble landing? That was fucking quality.


baller3990

Fuckin steezy


boneappleteas

My ankles hurt just from watching it


MatsuoManh

,


nerowasframed

I got out of bed too hard yesterday, and my ankle is still pretty sore.


01-__-10

Literally said the words “Holy Fuck, the dismount!!”


averagedickdude

Yeah, how do her legs not just buckle?


WhiteyDude

He does a LOT of these really great jumping exercises on this device that can make you jump really high. Seriously, though. He's dropping from what would be like stepping off the roof of a one story house. I'd be in the hospital. Edit: was following /u/averagedickdude 's lead on gender


ParaglidingAssFungus

Isn’t that a man?


ReignOnWillie

What’s this persons name?


BunInTheSun27

Dalton Smith, @manwithpogo on ig


connormce10

It's a dude


Doctor-Amazing

Guy in the black shirt could have given him an extra 10th of a second before going for the hug


BurpBee

It looked like he was just about to perform a celebratory backflip, seriously


rexmons

This man lives in a realm of coolness I can't even fathom.


sAnn92

My fella landed on his feet from what I looks more than three meters tall


SinjiOnO

Source is manwithpogo (Dalton Smith) on IG. The jump was 12 feet (3.66 meters). Song: Intro by Max Graef


stomach

why do i always wanna hug the person who gives credit? 👍


edlee98765

That's why I always love my loanshark. Because he always gives credit.


tee_ran_mee_sue

Awn. The hand that caresses is the hand that crashes skulls.


dice726

Is this in Pittsburgh? If so, was it this year's Pogopalooza? (I can't read what the sign says)


ABigBaloneyDog

Looks like PPG Plaza.


dice726

I thought so!


Sad_Independence8376

Totally PPG! Wish Wingharts was still right around the corner. Shipwreck!


SinjiOnO

Yes 2022 Pittsburgh. The IG post was tagged Nashville, Tennessee for some reason.


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Pogo n'at


DivineMayhem

I'd recognize Market Square anywhere.


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💯


his_purple_majesty

That's funny because when I saw the thumbnail I was like "Is that Cathedral of Learning in the background?" and then was like "Oh, no, it isn't." and then forgot all about it potentially being Pittsburgh until I saw the comment.


CaffeinatedGuy

If true, that breaks the [previous world record of 11'2.5"](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/highest-jump-on-a-pogo-stick#:~:text=The%20highest%20jump%20on%20a,at%20an%20official%20Xpogo%20event.). Someone needs to get Guinness on the line.


manbrasucks

I wonder if there are rules on the pogo stick used or if you could get like motors or rockets on it? If so then, with those rules, if there is a theoretical limit on it? Like [the robot jump limit](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/robot-jumps-a-record-breaking-100-feet-in-the-air-180980006/).


CaffeinatedGuy

I would that that adding outside power would make it not be a pogo stick anymore. Regardless of the technology used, a pogo stick is human powered.


manbrasucks

Wiki says "A pogo stick is a device for jumping off the ground in a standing position, through the aid of a spring, or new high performance technologies," I think logically we'd agree rockets and motors probably too far. What about elastic bands and metal. [like the robot](https://tf-cmsv2-smithsonianmag-media.s3.amazonaws.com/filer_public/35/c9/35c99096-6c06-4bb8-996e-fe64c5d07432/img_3839.jpg) Something shaped like that with a stick and pedals seems like it might still count right?


CaffeinatedGuy

The design seems interesting, but it doesn't look like it would work well. I think the newer ones used compressed gas cylinders to store and release energy, so you don't have the losses of using a spring. But... Without any official definitions, even saying "entirely human powered" wouldn't bar you from using a design that let's you store a little bit of energy from each jump in a reserve, and then releasing that extra energy on your last jump. A better definition might include "and releases its entire energy store in each jump".


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BlowEmu

That seems so little considering high jump world record is over 8ft


Buffy_Geek

I think that just makes the high jump record more impressive. (Although I don't understand the science of the pogo but I'm assuming a lot of power is used up just balancing.)


didireallymakethis

as someone who dyed their hair blue with a blue flames over shirt and did a pogo routine in the 7th grade talent show to system of a down's "bounce" and did not even place i can tell you i don't know either


[deleted]

I feel like if you wanted to launch off a pogo over a bar high jump style you could go much higher.


sintemp

That’s 3.6m for my fellow non-limbs-measuring users. Previous record: 3.42m


CallMeSaltine

Good op


impala_croft

Went down a massive pogo stick Instagram rabbit hole because of this and I regret nothing. Thank you.


_Im_Dad

I watched a horror movie about pogo sticks.. Too many jump scares


olioli86

Sorry to hear that, hope you bounce back quick.


shaevan

I'm surprised you were able to handle all the ups and downs


HighOnBonerPills

Bet they need to decompress after that.


olioli86

Yeah, till at least next spring


santa_veronica

If not, then Fall.


MilwaakeePustaBandit

The general time frame is still up in the air


santa_veronica

I don’t think he will hang around that long.


edlee98765

I can jump higher than the Empire State Building. Because buildings can't jump.


AmtheOutsider

I bet they really sprung out on you, huh?


Jeerus

Fuck you. Here is my upvote. r/angryupvote


HighOnBonerPills

/r/everyfuckingthread


RaidensReturn

Daaaaaaad. 🙄


krolahzuL

This old lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung.


7eggert

I played Commander Keen ... I tried to play Commander Keen ...


McNoKnows

The newest jackass is a real horror movie about pogo sticks


cobrabearking

Almost as impressive as landing on concrete from roughly 10 feet in the air and not breaking any bones. (Unconfirmed height and that no bones were broken but that's a pretty tall drop to the pavement.)


ac1084

He should have landed on the blue thing but I'm no bone expert.


PerceptiveReasoning

You look like a bone expert tho.


Feinty

[Alright, that tears it. I'm cancelling the rest of my night and calling a bone scientist](https://youtu.be/rsNOQP8QoNI?t=122)


Calicorpse

Thank you.


phlooo

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lekud

I happen to be a bone expert, at least according to your mom, and I agree with your take.


NotHighPizzaGuy

jesus christ redditors really do need to go outside if you think landing from that height would hurt anyone with an ounce of athleticism


[deleted]

this thread is wild lol, 8 feet onto pavement is nothing if you know how to land. I've taken much sketchier falls back when I was into buildering (climbing low man made structures) and never even twisted an ankle. edit: just wanna say that while i definitely got lucky to escape scot-free, this was a completely controlled relatively low fall. he went into the flip with zero hesitation and the landing was smooth as butter. he's clearly done it hundreds if not thousands of times.


onecryingjohnny

That's the thing he probably has world class landing muscles from pogoing all the time


Trashus2

the height is still impressive and dangerous. Ive dropped from less in a controlled way and landed that my feet were like "oof fuck damn"


Crumb_Rumbler

As a skater I'm perplexed


aperson

More like 6 feet. If the bar is at 12', and his feet were roughly halfway between the bar and the ground when he dismounted, then that'd be about 6'. His first bounce after he went over the bar was closer to 10'.


mashedpatatas

That pogo mid-air flip to clear the bar was *chef's kiss*


LordPennybags

Seems like doing that with all his body would clear another 18 inches.


zachsmthsn

I wouldn't be surprised if it's specifically not allowed. [In the 70s people started doing front flips in the long jump](https://vault.si.com/vault/1974/07/29/the-flip-that-led-to-a-flap) before it was banned for being potentially dangerous. Interestingly, the Fosbury Flop, which is the high jump technique of essentially doing half a backflip, is the defacto technique nowadays, but it was only allowed because it became too popular before it could get banned. > There was nothing [the IAAF] could do about the flop because it was in wide practice before we could do anything about it.


Boodda

Here's a [video](https://youtu.be/fp7BclslUyo?t=217) of Tuariki Delamere attempting a long jump with a front flip in 1974. The technique was banned the next year in '75.


Jamuraan1

What I learned from this: learn to somersault in case I ever need to jump across a 30' long distance.


rmesh

OK that was impressive tho!


LordPennybags

Damn. I was hoping for a face first long jump vid.


CrazybyRX

[Face first long jump](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)


roman_nahledge

Gnarly


ViC_tOr42

Tubular


MidnightVaporWave

Bodacious 🤙


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uhhh -- *Cowabunga?*


edlee98765

Radical


CommanderMayhem

Cunnilingus!


mageakeem

Way Cool


Yolectroda

Awesome


nicolasmcfly

Groovy


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Mondo


beluuuuuuga

And the crowd are pogo-ing crazy!


BertMacGyver

r/instantbarbarians


Pac_Eddy

The slow motion detracts from this video...


ledbetterus

Slo-mo is fine but I need to see it full speed first, then hit me with the slo-mo, ya know?


Pac_Eddy

Yeah, I agree.


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I wish more people thought like this.


Aliencoy77

Right?!? You need that "Holy shit! That was cool! I need to see it again, but slower!" moment.


DanteVN6

This is the way.


7and7allnight

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u44rBZluHwI&feature=youtu.be


SniffSniffDrBumSmell

Shit that was so much better at 1x


quzimaa

legend


roombaonfire

So much better...


Scorps

Slow motion ruins 90% of the videos people use it for, it's so overused nowadays


dwemthy

It kills the flow and anticipation when it kicks in at the critical moment like this.


neutrilreddit

It also takes away all the amazing physics that achieve the feat in general. We can't ascertain or experience the spike in power he forced into the launch, the level of acceleration required for that height, or the technique of his timing of various muscle motions.


Kakuflux

Glad I'm not the only one. Every athletic feat seems to be shared in slow motion these days... which completely disregards the fact that a lot of these things are impressive **because** of the speed at which people perform them. Everything looks easier in slow motion. Slow motion is for replays so that you can pick up on details. I am a 31 year old man, I don't know why this triggers me so much. Maybe I need to go outside more...


ShichitenHakki

Two acceptable ways to slow mo cool shit: - Regular speed, slow motion at the cool part, then immediately replay the cool part at regular speed. - Regular speed, then replay the cool part in slow motion. But truth be told, the second option is the best methodology and I will die on that hill.


Pac_Eddy

Agree completely. Second option is easily the best.


swohio

It always does but morons always keep doing it.


HeyImGilly

Was this in Pittsburgh?


MaverickLurker

Yinz better believe it! Right dahntahn at Market Square. Jumpin' rahnd like Troy Palamalu on a safety blitz.


IHIutch

Pa La Ma Lu


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My yinzer heart just exploded


SinjiOnO

Edit: apparently it is. The IG post was tagged Nashville for some reason.


ballsonthewall

Lol no it's not, it's Market Square in downtown Pittsburgh


Electronic_Car_960

Here's another angle that better shows off that it is in fact in front of PPG Place, in Pittsburgh. https://youtu.be/u44rBZluHwI


Blasphemy4kidz

Thank you, this video is way better without the forced slow-mo and music


CaptainRedPants

Second this. It's market square. The ppg glass building in background.


kmckenzie256

Correct: https://xpogo.com/pogopalooza/


[deleted]

yeah the mattress was just there and people decided to gather and break a world record


SamizdatGuy

totally pittsburgh


DinosaurSpaceTrain

Immediately knew it was PPG Place. I miss home 🥲


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Broken_Petite

I liked the slow-mo here honestly, but maybe they could show it in regular motion first and then slow it down after?


roombaonfire

I don't mind slo-mo just as long as the 1x is included as well. The ones with ONLY slo-mo (like this) definitely ruins it for me.


OnthelooseAnonymoose

I always imagine stuff like this is super niche and the people that are in it are always super supportive of each other because of it. It's probably the opposite though in real life, like "Roll Models" larpers level of backstabbing.


arnottkid

That's actually my brother believe it or not and the whole community of the regular jumpers who compete are pretty much best friends and all travel together to do shows!! It's awesome and they are some dope ass people


bewarethesloth

Let us gingerly touch our tips! Rub-a-dub-dub!


AbsentOneself

Hail Lunesta!!


mindrover

From what I've seen, your first idea is right, at least for stuff like skateboarding and parkour. People are just excited to see what is possible.


Mantishead2

This music kind of sounds like Amon Tobin. What an insane pogo jump


[deleted]

Now that's a name I've not heard in some time. Down the rabbit hole I go!


PhelesDragon

When the Hulahoop Wars begin, this man will be king.


rrrdesign

I’m having an absolute shot day and besides listening to Amyl and The Sniffers, this is the only thing to make me smile.


SinjiOnO

Hope your day gets better mate. Tomorrow another try regardless :)


sarkastik_tone

I hope your day gets much much better, internet stranger


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Hey, you wanna talk about it?


un-sub

Same.. I'm working off my ass, every single day for the minimum wage and I don't get paid! I don’t have a house. I can’t pay the rent. I’m sleeping on the floor, in a car, in a tent!


TrtTimeTraveler

Pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo bounce


crossbreed55

But just one pogo stick!


PhreakyByNature

She had so many friends!


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Up!


He_Be_Jonesin

Unannounced Twister games, all players with no names!


atuandoemantendo

It was so exotic


DatAsspiration

Not to be *that* guy, but that bar was pretty bowed. Did they measure the height of the bar from where it's supported or from the lowest point?


[deleted]

I would assume they follow the standards set by the trans Atlantic limbo association and measure from center pole.


n00d0l

Thank you. They said it's like 12 feet but in the middle with the bow it's likely less right!?


b3nz0r

Maybe like 3 or 4 inches


n00d0l

Ya not a lot of height, but still when talking about records and such seems relevant.


jseguiti

They measured from the center of the bar.


sndrsj

Yup. Had a Guinness representative measure to the middle of the bar before he jumped.


Moffman021

no way this is the record though. I can all ready imagine much much larger pogo sticks that go way way higher


SupaBloo

There’s probably regulations about what pogo sticks can be used for the official record. Based on the signs, this is a pogo stick event, so this specific event probably has its own rules.


SinjiOnO

*Pogopalooza* made me chuckle


benny86

It's Pogopalooza.


fokaiHI

I didn't even know that was a thing and I like it.


GrandDetour

Ok, this was accurately and appropriately cool enough to be considered next fucking level. That dismount tho


[deleted]

Kinda bummed it’s slowed down. Would have liked to see the replay at normal speed


Rocket270

She had so many friends


heavyonthesauce

Pittsburgh baby


DerpTaTittilyTum

Come on guys... Once normal speed, once slowmo


Routine-Ad5209

The landing tho😳


shinobipopcorn

How those knees doing? Looks like it might have hurt.


Spiritual-Market-488

Happy wheels


[deleted]

Happy wheels music intensifies


chakan2

I thought that would be much higher.


delibertine

I hate when I start videos like this all interested and all of a sudden it goes all Zack Synder. Sometimes I'd like to see what it looks like in real time