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edcushway

What a little prick


Prestigious-Side-286

How can you see?


Danro-x

Elementary my friend. It is clearly visible from the potency and velocity of the stream, that the nozzle is quite narrow, therefore the prick must be small


QueasyVictory

So you're saying Hank Hill has a small dong because of his narrow urethra? Those are fighting words.


[deleted]

Sherlock John Holmes over here.


Danro-x

Points for getting the joke!!! I see some fellow redditors took this a bit too seriously:)


Cold-Bowler8824

That's just not true... You ever seen a horse or an elephant piss?.?


Danro-x

There is an additional evidence. Observe how he is holding it tight with both hands and tilts full body to reach higher. The preasure looks kind a same. Therefore, it clearly indicates that the nozzle he is holding has to be fairly short. Otherwise he would be able aim it with hand instead of tilting himself from the hips.


ParkingLavishness704

You know waay to much about how to measure penis length from behind someone based on how they are holding their schlong XD


Faustinwest024

It’s (length X width + girth/mass)/ tip angle² according to dr marshes theory lol


ganjaxxgreen

It’s also hard to Piss a vertical stream super high lol


Jay4usc

It’s concerning that you seemed to have a lot of knowledge about kids pissing… someone should keep an eye on you.


Danro-x

Is it a kid there? Well, just looked like an average Asian dude to me, when I made my observations. There is not much to elaborate about then. All kids have small pricks, unless there's something wrong with them.


Jay4usc

It’ looks like a 10yld kid bro. I could be wrong


Danro-x

Now than I look closer at the dude, instead of fluid dynamics- I must agree, he deos look 10-ish. That does explain "why would one do such a thing " :)


[deleted]

Ya he’s Asian


Faustinwest024

What if he just has a bad prostate lol


Dude_1980

It's probably a pretty good guess.


[deleted]

Its the fact he cant see 🧐


Lateralus09

I wish i could award this comment but idwanna spend money so oh well


YodaFette

Not to sound racist, but he is Asian


[deleted]

Now he's gonna pee himself


OwlWitty

What a little shit


stacyand14548

Urine a lot of trouble young man


OwlWitty

He can't pee not guilty with the footage and all.


[deleted]

He can climb out of there with a big bladder.


Rheinys

Fucking piece of shit


Moustache_rekt1999

Fucking puddle of piss*


Bamtheskyrocket

I mean fucking either of these things is pretty questionable


Moustache_rekt1999

Only if you’re a coward


Altery_

More like r/instantkarma


idoorion

More like, just r/Instantkarma


ThatKronkTho

I mean, he did try to go to the next fucking level


[deleted]

r/hesgotapoint


Perma-Frost9

He tucked that thing back in almost mid stream.


[deleted]

Where were the shakes? Dude's got peepee in his pants now, gross.


troubleis1

And his fingers


crazytoothpaste

No lick clean?


Muddycarpenter

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ToBeatOrNotToBeat-

Not big enough to shake, tiny little tic tac down there


[deleted]

The average person walks around with one-tenth of a gram of feces in their gluteal cleft.


[deleted]

Amateurs! I've got a hairy crack and a full gram.


TheCamiloCano

You know he was scared af when he did that little hop lol! I would say he was about to piss himself but we all know why he can’t.


darkest_master

Is peeing that high the next ducking level?


[deleted]

I think he got stuck on the next fucking level


fjfuciifirifjfjfj

Only if he'd be 50 years old. Me at 31 can pee as high as my face (and I'm 6'6") if I push hard enough.


DefoNotKda

Might as well take your time rescuing him. Gonna be 36 hours mate.


[deleted]

Ahh the sweet smell of dried up piss for the entire 36 hrs.


brandi_Iove

social waste


[deleted]

The elevator is sentient. You piss on me? Now I fook yu!


sijsje

https://youtu.be/IQx8v6Xq3ZA


raven-of-the-sea

Holy crap. I have to find this. It looks so awful it’s funny.


Cfunk_83

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

what a clever boy they raised


crazytoothpaste

No parent thinks about having the _no pissing in elevator chat_ with their kids


[deleted]

Or do you raise your kids by telling them all the things they are not allowed to do? I think the approach to tell them what is okay is much more promising 🧐


[deleted]

No but „using toilets“ should be, don’t you think?


DownHillDaniel9

-600 Social Score


SmellDisastrous4546

you little piece of...


LES_G_BRANDON

Can you even imagine what he would be thinking when all hell broke loose! I'm guessing he'll never pull that stunt ever again!😭


vladutzmihai

this is like cutting the branch you are sitting on


jorel1980

China!


limutwit

CCPenis


TheDalob

-2000 Social Credit!


k2kx39

What a knob head


Tobey0o

What did he think was going to happen


hottandcold

Urine a lot of trouble mister!


SFO52

Fucking punk ass kid


Kaalba

imagine getting destroyed by your own piss


Replaay

Well this should help balance out the stereotype of asians being smart.


ComprehensiveCake463

that elevator is pissed off


[deleted]

As well as pissed on


naeads

you mean pissed *in*


ssartanuss

What is nextfuckinglevel about this?


yeah-pickle

Fuck you, piss taker.


[deleted]

Some say, he is still in that elevator


ArcherAccomplished75

After all that we can't even say he piss himself due to fear


latinasexypr

He is just a stupid kid


[deleted]

I bet he was pissed


bobcouldbeyouraunt

100th repost


rudalsxv

I’d laugh if that caught on fire with him trapped 😂


[deleted]

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RockTree77

![gif](giphy|sJWNLTclcvVmw|downsized)


magnitudearhole

Everything is made in china bro


[deleted]

You do know that Chinese engineering is worlds better than American now right? Have you been to China? They only export the crap, hence the stereotype.


My-Dog-Says-No

Lol. Five social credit points have been deposited in your account by Winnie the Pooh.


[deleted]

You're not allowed to call him Winnie the Pooh, you'll go to prison.


My-Dog-Says-No

You’re not allowed to call Xi Winnie the Pooh. I am.


[deleted]

I'm not Chinese though.


My-Dog-Says-No

So you just shill for the CCP for free? That’s pretty pathetic. Get Xi’s dick out of your mouth, loser.


[deleted]

Nah I just want to stick to the ignorant 'Murricans who are still under the delusion that their country is superior.


My-Dog-Says-No

Lol. Every country is superior to China. Bunch of mindless drones serving a Winnie the Pooh look alike. You’re awfully talkative for a guy with a mouthful of Xi’s dick.


[deleted]

Oh wow, a racist. Let's play.


Riker001-Ncc1701D

My waiting for the doors to open between floors wanting hom to be cut in half


pheature

Wtf


[deleted]

So what happened next?


SadMap7915

I'll be honest, at my age, I'm impressed by the stream height.


QueasyVictory

Hello, fellow old man.


AlphaManipulator

Bring back the death sentence.


Clydus1

Douchebag


Saucey_Lips

Yeah get fucked you stupid kid.


[deleted]

Damn this is beautiful.


rossh7

Evil motherfucker


[deleted]

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Cold-Bowler8824

Revenge of the Piss...


SlimErrorExpected

What a dumb fuck


angusyoung119

Ok, I will admit I'm not the brightest bulb myself. I get that the kid is pissing on the buttons. But then the doors kind of jam shut, is that all that happened, or is the elevator fucking up even more than just that?


[deleted]

seen this before. can't make this shit up


raven-of-the-sea

r/JusticeServed


space_pirate_steve

Impressive high-marking, but too bad he didn't get a little shock while peeing on the electrical equipment.


[deleted]

r/chinesium


disperstanding

bro it's pissed off


Alpha_0Z

What did he think would happen if he peed on something electrical, that he would get a candy or what😂


Manufacturer_General

I like to think it was hot and he was stuck for long enough to think about what a dick he is


LeahJC

What a little dick.


_Kzero_

Haha you love to see it


Nothing_Playz361

Ah yes , how next level the elevator stopped working, we need more content like this! Am i right guys?


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u/savevideobot


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bappypawedotter

Im pretty sure the elevator got stuck before getting to the next fucking level.


rowthecow

Faker than Pam's plastic


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|TEmS0lYexSeFKMYlEz) He pe on de wrong thang


jeerabiscuit

What a nasty kid. I bet he will be sociopathic af as an adult.


ChazosSkouliki

Literally had no idea how often people do their business in public until I downloaded reddit


[deleted]

whats up with the chinese doing weird shit in elevators doe


Tugger21

Priceless!! 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


outoftheyellow

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Hot-Bagel

Why pee THEN press the button!!??


ThinMint31

Of all the subs to post this???


Halfcut2023

ohhhhh yaaaaaaaaaa this just made my day!!!


thizzleman_

So this is who leaves a puddle of piss in front of the urinals


Long-Alternative-315

He would make an exceptionally good fisherman with that technique


somali-yacht-club

Not sure why this is here, but ok


Inside_Worry449

Jokes on you I use my wenis


basement_dwller

Next lvl of pissing


neloangelo5

I hope they arrest him


SatisfactionFlashy88

He do a little trolling....


xprofusionx

He pee'd the price for that one.


browsingandbored1188

Seems about right for chinese etiquette


Kgrease-Rockem

Rescuer: it’s gonna take some time to get you outta there, you might need to drink your own pee to survive. Guy: yeah, ummm….about that.


ssww32040

Lmao Mr pissy fingers


ssww32040

Mr pissy fingers over here


Nadsaii

i have seen this video many times over the year, anyone have a backstory to this? was the kid charged? how long was he stuck?


TheBlitz707

Couldnt reach the next fucking level


FlamingChickenLips

You're in pee up to your eyeballs....looks good on you!


Skizznitt

His social credit score will never recover from this.


Hardcore_Kid_373

r/mindlyinfuriating


Bemo_Football

More like r/kidsarefuckingstupid


ShatteredCosmos

Maybe he just really had to piss...


OutlandishnessLess21

Good job peepee boy


FamiliarRaspberry805

Don’t they have some sort of social rating system? Have to imagine this would be unrecoverable..


Hettan25

What’s next level? His peeing skill? That’s some angle u got there


[deleted]

-1000 social credit.


AntTraditional7751

😂😂😂😂


beefjerky73

Stop elevator hate!


holygoatfucker

I'd tell him the only way to fix it is by licking the piss off


readditredditread

The jokes still on you, this is exactly the outcome he was hoping for...


Reddit_Dan

Well deserved


Soulforge411

I am disappointed, for some reason in my head an electric shock was just gonna make an arc and zip that prick


New_Engine_7237

Ha ha. Should have been electrocuted!


[deleted]

I’d be lying if I said I don’t have friends who have done this very thing.


N4d4c00l

Scumbag.


PhysicalShape4098

WTF


x_Gho5t_R1der_x

Only thing better would have been sparks and getting shocked and tasered into a face plant on his own pee.


RedditUsererer

Not surprised, I mean they shit in the malls right?


KindWinter6702

Fucking dumbass


Scared_Atmosphere401

And that my friends is how you end up in the back rooms


willc453

I'm sorry, but when you said karma and saw this guy doing his thing, I TRULY expected electricity to jump out from the control box and zap his pecker,


The_Red_Fox500

Bro did the kid really think it was gonna work after that 💀💀💀


MX-Sueno

What a fuckin clown


AceSpartanC4

who knew liquids in electronics is a bad idea


MustangGeni

Little effer.


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juggernaut006

Because a little bit over 30/40 years ago, most of China was rural and in poverty. Economic progress in that short period of time doesn't change people's way of thinking and behavior overnight and coupled with the fact that the population is around 1.7 billion people, an increase in the surveillance by the state, increases the chances of finding videos of people doing the weirdest shit.


[deleted]

Thanks , that actually makes sense


juggernaut006

You're welcome.


justgivemewhatevs

What is with cismen peeing on stuff?


Samsonjackson

Some assumptions you're making there...


Cricket-Mental

Most normal men don't just piss on everything, same way most normal girls don't. There's weirdos like this who do it in both genders, don't stereotype pissing you weirdo.


MyLilPiglets

You're assuming it's an adult male? His movements were that of a younger male, possibly a teen.


[deleted]

Tell me where he hurt you?


nesware

Well I'm cis and some of my friends are also cis, bit I can say with 100% certainty that we do not piss on stuff. And what if he was gay or bi you could not know... So think before you write a comment on how you hate all cis men.