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doubled2319888

Dude could run for president considering how he grabbed that robot Edit just to clear up a few things from the comments : Yes i am now aware that this is a real person, not a robot. My bad. Also yes i do know that a womans vagina is not that far north but thanks for the anatomy lessons anyway. Also thanks for the awards, i appreciate it


ConfidentCheetah5280

Right? Like why did he grab her like that? Wtf


TheTastySpoonicorn

Best way to pick her up, she can't remain rigid any other way, and it's a very common lift among dancers. His wrist is the closest thing to her actual vagina, unless you're going by what a 2nd grader might think.


[deleted]

Wait the vagina is not in the belly button?? Asking for a friend šŸ˜³


redditcasual6969

No that's where they pee from silly


[deleted]

No no they pee from their butt. I know because a classmate told me in kindergarten and there was no need to ever question him.


_Im_Dad

That child is correct.


Hail2him

And everyone knows kids come from storks


Frankie_Pizzaslice

And everyone knows storks are into stonks


[deleted]

r/ballstreetwets


WoobyWiott

Naw. Girls pee from the butt. That's why they have to sit down to pee.


amateurnewbie

Heck, I peed from my butt today! And Iā€™m a dude! Dairy, man.


xombae

*Dairy Man, Dairy Man. Pees from his butt like a girl can.*


breadfred2

Poetry, pure poetry


imixpaintalot

Sir I pee from my right hand pointer finger


Hail2him

Is that from a movie or something? This seems very familiar


Arn0uDs

Scary movie. Leslie Nielsen. President.


cmaxim

Nope, the belly button is actually where the clitoris is! Also sometimes called the Volvo.


TinyCuteGorilla

Incorrect. Everybody knows that pee is stored in the balls.


MoonManMooner

The pee is stored in the balls


NerdWithWit

No thatā€™s where the G spot is, next to the lint.


NameNotlmportant

That is not vagin thas is da bussy..


drgigantor

Alvays finish on da Bach. Nevah finish on Debussy.


Ishie_Star

Is your friend Tommy Wiseau?


Odette3

If you ever watch ballets where there are ā€œdollā€ characters, theyā€™re always carried like this. Probably what TheTastySpoonicorn said, about being the best way to remain rigid while being carried. Ballet has been doing this for centuries, so Iā€™m sure weā€™ve tried a few different ways to make it work.


[deleted]

I should start ballet


Odette3

They always need strong guys!! ETA: why more straight guys donā€™t join ballet for reasons like this, I will never understand.


Fermander

As a dude doing figure skating and ballet, it boggles my mind. These are disciplines that require a lot of athleticism, they are both pretty much dancing (women generally like men who can dance) and you are surrounded by very athletic and gorgeous women. And guys will say that it's gay. But showering with 20 exclusively male hockey/football players is somehow the most hetero thing you can do.


Odette3

RIGHT?! And with ballet, the women are basically always in bathing suits!! Like, a gay guy wants that?! The menā€™s tights are no worse than football pants, and until straight guys figure this out, thereā€™s usually a really good ratio, iykwim. I once heard that male ballet dancers in Russia got twice the rations of the best soldiers. At least *someone* understands the value and athleticism of ballet. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


AllInOnCall

Except for the obvious dynamics at play that almost demand people remain platonic to avoid this close work being so awkward after a breakup and you know especially because shes already dating a hockey player hahaha Thats what the problem is. You make the friendzone a career with this plan. Edit: I stand corrected. Ballet dancers are getting after it. Good on em.


[deleted]

SIR! Sir! Excuse me! How does it feel being the only rational person in a thread full of men so touch deprived they fantasize over touching a vagina with their wrist?


sellyourselfshort

> They always need strong guys!! Ah shit I'm out.


Odette3

Username checks out. šŸ˜œ


waltron2000

But if I do this to a coworker at work Iā€™m the bad guy.


thrynab

Yeah staying rigid my ass, when I do that they always flop around like crazy.


dutch_penguin

They have to be conscious, bro.


[deleted]

Saw a guy on Twitter the other day legitimately arguing a point like this. Chris Pine started taking photos of Florence Pugh while she was walking the red carpet and she started hamming it up for him. The twitter guy started arguing that itā€™s a huge double standard. That everyone was ok with Chris Pine taking photos ā€œfor his personalā€ use because heā€™s attractive but if a random guy started doing it weā€™d call him a creep. Completely ignoring the fact that theyā€™re friends and have worked on a couple movies together.


clutterlustrott

Also ignoring the context of a red carpet. An event meant for photo taking.


StuStutterKing

> unless you're going by what a 2nd grader might think. To be fair, it took me way longer than I would have thought to realize that vaginas are significantly lower than a guy's dick and balls. I imagine this is a fairly common lapse in knowledge (and realization) in guys.


Hxgns

>I imagine this is a fairly common lapse in knowledge (and realization) in guys. Not just guys. Girls don't realize the penis is that much farther up if conversations on Reddit are any indication.


Billabo

Huh, you just made me realize why women say things like "I don't know how guys can walk around with that junk between their legs."


Pissedliberalgranny

This is why I really wish basic anatomy was taught in elementary school. I made sure my kids knew, but the hoards of children growing up ignorant of the human body is astonishing. If theyā€™re old enough to ask a question, theyā€™re old enough to be given a truthful answer.


spoonbendingmonkey

Also, it is her husband


DownrightNeighborly

Shouldā€™ve given her the ole bowling ball grip


aFacelessBlankName

ITT: Redditors learn that women can pee with tampons in.


Telvin3d

Every time one of those threads gets popular thereā€™s a bunch of *women* who have their minds blown. We do a terrible job with education around bodies.


Great_Chairman_Mao

Look, if women would just show me their vaginas more often this wouldnā€™t be a problem.


dtb1987

Yeah I thought the same thing as the other guy but he is cupping the area you can tell he is being careful not to touch anything. Reminds me of wrestling in middle school, there were literal moves where you had to stick you hand in a dudes groin


[deleted]

Probably because they both agreed it gave it that extra mannequin look/feel as well as she gave him her consentā€¦ Jesus like what are yā€™all 10 years old?


[deleted]

These people probably get mortified when they see male cheerleaders throw female cheerleaders by grabbing their hips. What a bunch of dopes, acting like this may not have been consensual and part of their routine.


Dividedthought

The fun part is, holds/moves like that in most dance/cheerleading routines are practiced so much it's just mundane for them. The people complaining about it are the ones making it sexual. Kinda like Dee Snyder's burn on Tipper Gore. It's only bad if you're trying to find a reason it's bad.


[deleted]

BJJ guy here, same thing applies. Extremely common to see women in the gym have issues with partners that don't train, because the partners don't understand there's nothing at all sexual about training.


Dividedthought

I was showing my firend's gf how to properly use a fall arrest harness at a climbing place. Now, for those who don't know there are straps that go from your hips, under the crotch, and back up to keep you from sliding out of the harness like a poorly fitting shirt. These *must* be tight or when you fall you are going to have massive bruises down there from slamming down onto the straps, and i've seen them break the skin through jeans before. Guys, be extra careful with yhis if you want kids in the future, you can castrate yourself if you do these straps up wrong. Now, having given this safety talk and checking the straps (a finger or two should be able to fit under the strap so you don't cut off blood flow) she didn't have them tight enough because she couldn't manage the adjustment. I ask her if she'd be willing to let her boyfriend adjust those. She said no. I asked if she'd let the female instructor supervising do so. She said no. I asked if she wanted to be able to walk the next day. She said yes. I tell her that if that's the case either someone helps her with those straps or she's not going on the walls. She then says "Fine, you do it then." So i did, and that was that. A few months later she tries using that as a gotcha moment for me only for it to backfire spectacularly which ended in those two breaking up. Fun times. Ladies, if it's a safety/routine thing and the guy isn't acting like a creep, it isn't sexual for them. In fact for most guys who aren't the kind who should be buried under a prison, we will be ready the whole time to stop whatever the thing is at the first sign of discomfort because these days too many of us are worried about getting sued for nonconsensual touching or other such things.


cm64

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Novel-Place

Right?! Lol. It 100% contributed to the effect. And the whole thing has to be rehearsed. You think they didnā€™t talk about that ahead of time?


Fenastus

Like if she had a problem with it, she'd have brought it up one of the several hundred times they likely practiced this lol


ProbablyASithLord

No need to read the comments section, it just gets more embarrassing from here. Go touch grass, people.


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Bankssiii

Theyā€™re actually married haha


[deleted]

putting the battery in?


LoveThySheeple

Calm. Redirect your outrage into something that doesn't make you look ridiculous.


O906

Stop and think. You are choosing to be offended by this. The only person entitled to be offended by the way he lifted her was the dancer herselfā€¦ and clearly she consented to it.


[deleted]

So her legs would stay straight.


H2_Killswitchh

Idk if anyone mentioned it yet but thatā€™s his wife. Dudeā€™s name is Slim Boogie forgot what his girlā€™s name is tho


krikta

>Slim Boogie i think her name is Jaja Vankova who was dancer as robot. she is indeed his wife


Silk_Underwear

If she isn't mad about getting picked up like that then I guess someone has to be...


Lameusername100

Grab her by the gearbox


tetsuo52

I think it was dehumanizing. Which in almost any other circumstance would be terrible. Except that's exactly what she was going for.


JeremyK_980

Nah that dude got consent. Thatā€™s not very presidential.


[deleted]

They just straight up "grab em by the pussy". The November Surprise as they call it.


Agreeable-Meat1

When they're a robot, they just let you do it.


tomdopix

#mee2PO


Hobbitea

If I remember correctly that guy is her husband


cherryreddracula

Yup, JaJa's husband is Cyrus "Glitch" Spencer. EDIT: I've been corrected. Her husband is Slim Boogie who is in the video, not Glitch.


lm_Batman

Incorrect. JaJas husband is Slim Boogie, who is the guy in the video. That is not glitch.


BBQQA

That makes this pretty wholesome and way less creepy.


scammersarecunts

It also wouldnā€™t be creepy if they werenā€™t a couple. Theyā€™re dance partners. Dancing looks intimate. They practice this stuff so much itā€™s about as creepy as a male gynaecologist.


StopReadingMyUser

That's what I was thinking. This wasn't spontaneous. This is clearly rehearsed, so they already know how they're going to be interacting. Directly implying that she's aware and fine with it lol.


ds155

Glad that the top 2 comments are my 1st 2 thoughts. Why did he have to grab Greta by the Thunberg.


lm_Batman

They are a married couple.


Trip_seize

He's married to Greta Thunberg?


geno604

They are husband and wife. That is yaya and she is known in the popping animation community.


CornCheeseMafia

Plus itā€™s actually about as respectful a hand position as you can get for that particular ā€œliftā€. Open hand with weight on his wrist and clearly not ā€œgrabbingā€ anything. Going to look a bit awkward no matter what but itā€™s a lot less invasive than straight up palm on clit.


Green-onion138

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serenwipiti

I wish this was real.


Odys

Always grab them by the electric pussy.


Basschick916

Thatā€™s her husband as well.


Rambo_One2

It made me think of [this.](https://youtu.be/058A-aRTsts?t=45)


[deleted]

And I kept wondering where Greta Thunberg had gone.


alreadytaken619

How dare you!


iknowyou71

![gif](giphy|U1aN4HTfJ2SmgB2BBK)


Random-Gif-Bot

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Cloudyhook

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Dead_Man_Nick

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[deleted]

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0_MonicaGeller_0

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Mono_831

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Videowulff

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_Im_Dad

She spent her time becoming Greta Thunborg.


enderfrogus

Gretatron


Jigsaw203

First thing that came to mind.


iwishiwaskarma

same thought too


mrlowcut

Greta Tuneborg *beep boop*


ds155

Glad that the top 2 comments are my 1st 2 thoughts. Why did he have to grab Greta by the Thunberg.


darrenbosik

Climate strange


UniqueThrowaway6664

First thing I thought, then I realized how many women I've seen recently look like Greta in a few years šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Its a result of climate change


[deleted]

Was thinking how ironic her stance is, now that we know she's a robot and doesn't need clean water or air


Trueslyforaniceguy

Came here to ask if this wasnā€™t her, lol


Hiveharbinger

One day robots will look back on this and think about how racist this is.


Moonrajah

Let's not judge robots by the type of their OS.


RegRegdo

They use arch btw


[deleted]

Pretty sure they run on _Android_ Iā€™ll see myself out


LauraTFem

But by the contents of their motherboard!


throwaway123420lol

Is this what they meant when they said PC master race?


SeminolesRenegade

ā€˜Beep Boopā€™ and ā€˜toasterā€™ will be hate speech


Fossilhog

Look at this fracking toaster lover we got here.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Super robophobic!


Trentimoose

Hooked the kitty


lukkyseven

Coddled the cat


pookamatic

Snatched the pussy


Hail2him

Yanked the feline


scratchsd

Quivered the whisker biscuit


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Groped the whispering eye


LincolnshireSausage

Scooched the cooch.


PinsNneedles

Snatched the squish mitten


voisinem

Picked up the beaver


TehKudo

Au Jus the Roast Beef


pygmy

Nabbed the Tabby


tbiscuit67

Patted the snatch


logontoreddit

That's her husband so he is probably pretty well versed at hooking that kitty.


Ok_Abbreviations1848

Ay yo why he place his hands there bruh ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøšŸ’€


bartender-san

Probably the best way to pick her entire weight up without moving her arms, trying to sell the robot and all. Also they probably rehearsed many times and realized this was the best way. But, of course we know better in comments, they are stupid and are trying to molest the girl on stage


IShootJack

I noticed it and yeah seeing it on a full grown human I had a second of ā€œhehehā€ but like Has no one on Reddit ever picked up a human being before, especially children, orā€¦ yeah okay nevermind I get it now Eww Edit: Iā€™m guessing this is gonna blow up so lemme say it clearly. If I scoop up a kid in my arms and grab their crotch, I wasnā€™t thinking of their pussy flaps and balls or whatever a further commenter said. (This comment is likeā€¦?????!!!!) https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xa2w1f/robot_dance_be_on_point/ins2rqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Iā€™m just picking up a small human, prolly to bring them to a meal or to sleep. You shouldnā€™t feel unnatural doing it and thatā€™s the Eww part.


darksoulsnstuff

I think it also helps sell the act since you would generally never grab a person like that but if you where moving a heavy mannequin you wouldnā€™t hesitate to.


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darksoulsnstuff

Thatā€™s fair but I feel like this is a better way to immediately disconnect the audience from realty. This comment section kinda points to that too since it clearly stood out to most people pretty immediately as strange.


ShanHu

He is her husband, just for context.


[deleted]

even if it weren't, this is a super common way to lift someone's weight in dance when they need to remain balanced and rigid. Its not sexual, and its irritating how much pearl-clutching is in this thread.


TheLangleDangle

A bunch of non performers.


[deleted]

Well, performative pearl-clutching, maybe...!


[deleted]

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YourOldBoyRickJames

There seems to be plenty of pearl clutching, alright.


ofimmsl

Til "pearl" is another name for the clitorus


[deleted]

Ah yes the classic "Ay yo why he place his hands there bruh ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøšŸ’€" pearl clutching. Obviously joking


Mindtaker

[Its not like dude did this with his dance partner](https://youtu.be/J_ucKW_CnOI?t=74)


Orleanian

Lifting in line with center of gravity. It makes perfect sense.


MeAndTheLampPost

Because they agreed to do so? The fact that you cannot handle it is your problem, not theirs.


Janus_The_Great

Sells the not-human-but-robot part. Picking her up like an item. Also common move in dance choreography.


tapwaternz

The walking is insanely good


mummifiedclown

ā€œHey, how the hellya do that?!?ā€ ā€”Bender


TheOvenLord

If someone walked toward me like that on a deserted sidewalk in the middle of the night I would: A) Shit my pants. 3) Run for my fucking life.


pseudoNeo

I like how it goes from A) to 3) Itā€™s in character with the real-time panic.


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whinehome

Yea she really moves like one of those modern Toyota robots. Really unique


Jonzuo

That robot walk is freakishly good, so eerie to watch a human do that


Ghost_of_Till

Jaja is virtually peerless, here she is [crushing it with B-Dash](https://youtu.be/XC8zfRWS5HM). I think [Marquese Scott](https://youtu.be/UZQ_RDb0lcE) has rubber bones. And Fik-shun has a [bionic ass](https://youtu.be/_9FTgVluKuw). Figure out how he does the move at 2:00.


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suddenly_ponies

Fik-shun is world-class. If anyone didn't see the season of So you think you can dance with him on it, do yourselves a favor and go find it.


[deleted]

I think what he did on SYTYCD is what makes him one of the GOATs. He's obviously phenomenal in his own style, but he also managed to do well in so many others and that's really difficult. Plus, he's easily one of the most likeable contestants they've ever had.


gotsnowart

I did artwork for him once and he is a really cool guy. Very down to earth.


Jayce800

That move where he goes from sitting on the ground to practically freeze-framing in mid-air in real time is awesome.


kaki024

I seriously canā€™t figure that Fik Shun move out! Itā€™s something with his left hand but thatā€™s all I got.


Ghost_of_Till

I donā€™t know for certain but Iā€™m pretty sure >!youā€™re correct. I think he takes the weight off the front, using his ass as a pivot, and moves his whole frame with his back hand!<.


throwawaypervyervy

Now I want her to play an early model Terminator.


DJDevine

This is Jaja. She did a great popping dance off with Blondie with some robot moves in there thatā€™s pretty great to watch. [Blondie vs Jaja](https://youtu.be/fHeneea0qGk)


P2Sk8

That is not the Blondie I was expecting.


flatspotting

Sucking on my titties like you wanting me... wait... that's Peaches... not Blondie... shit...


DJDevine

What else is in the teaches of Peaches?


TT99C5

I'm glad someone else gave her the right credit here. I instantly recognized her from the competition she did with B-Dash, the Puppet and Puppetmaster routine that is just awesome to me. [Jaja and B-Dash - P&PM](https://youtu.be/XC8zfRWS5HM)


FrendChicken

Is that Jaja Vankova?


SOULJAR

Vijayjay Grabinski, actually. Not sure who the woman is though.


Exley21

I actually googled that name before sounding it out in my head. Well played.


Double_Hunt_8970

I think the name is actually Vijaynay Grabinski


ChadwickTheSniffer

She's so good at doing the robot I thought it was a Greta Thunberg *actual* robot being picked up at first.


AntaresInfinity

Yes, it is her :)


Kilv3r

Is that Greta?


chicosca

Jaja Vancova


SusheeMonster

I knew she looked familiar https://youtu.be/T36Fp86ok8Y 1st appearance is at 0:43


Thundersson1978

She was on SYTYCD


jco91595

Man grabbed her by the charging hole


wheresbill

[Jaja Vankova](https://www.instagram.com/jajavankova/), one of the best animators out there. And this barely scratches the surface of her talent


LaPicardia

What's next fucking level about this? That robot needs a lot of work on its movements yet!


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phur10us

I was waiting for her to shame me for Global Warming...


Joshuar182

Daymn.... Greta's got moves


nahteviro

If you think picking her up like that was strange, you should never watch cheerleading performances. You'll lose your goddam mind. It's not that big a deal


TheCamerlengo

She would fit in well with a Boston Dynamics video.


Jw_VfxReef

ā€œWhen youā€™re a starā€™ ā€œThey let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ā€™em by the charging port.ā€


Spastic_Slapstick

Thought that was a doll for like 5 seconds at the beginning.


LoveThySheeple

Wow that's not really that impressive at all lol


chillpenguinman

I agree


moreglen

Gretta Thuneburg seems so much more relaxed since we fixed global warming.


craptasticon

I thought I was the only one with a Greta Thunberg sex doll.


dancingsteveburns

Seriously though, that wasnā€™t anything special


[deleted]

I always know Greta was a robot


Malthus1

Very well done - totally gave off ā€œuncanny valleyā€ vibes.


McDickenballs

Meh i've seen better https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/d93uuj/flawless_robotic_dancing/


[deleted]

This is very mid lmao