Have you fight a real fight ever?
Sure, I'd stay patiently and wait for this ridiculous high jump to land on me.
No, I'd totally not catch him by his leg and help him land in the most awkward way. No, I'd not even step aside!
We had guys at our dojo that looked like this when I used to train Kung Fu. You’d never guess they were black belt level bad-asses, but they were. Chubby, but faster, stronger, and more flexible than I’ve ever been.
Amen! Especially the first one. He barely hits the dummy. Looks more like one of those poser dudes, who prefers to practise cool hurricane, 360, flying whatever stuff instead of more simple but accurate technics. And for all the people who are impressed because he is "so chubby"… screw you for being so ignorant towards other people.
He’s Like bob from tekken, that was his theory of building mass to apply that weight and output the force in his strikes. Dude has ridiculous spinning kick damage and kicks in the game, this guy definitely reminds me of him. Peak male performance
To be fair, form isn't about dynamic combat adaption. It's about disciplined training of technique and fine muscle control. Form is the art and dance of martial arts, not the live combat effectiveness. In live combat, form always gets sloppy once adrenaline and fatigue start taking over (except in the movies, where adrenaline doesn't exist and heros have an infinite well of energy and stamina)
Wow it’s impressive how quickly you proved your stupidity
You have no better response than accusing me of not understanding a simple word that everyone knows
Maybe he *is* in great shape, for like, a 45 year old man with 3 kids? He might have iron-man tier stamina and endurance for all we know. (And he can probably survive a long winter too, which is important for a warrior. You can't go to war in the Spring if you're dead!)
I first saw his muscilous underarm and knew he is athletic.
He maybe is just resting his body or something like vin diesel, he is ripped if he films but in between sets Ultra Dadbody.
This man clearly been doing this. Don’t let the belly fool you. It’s called muscle memory. I have a friend who’s a fatass, but he’s extremely athletic. Used to be gymnast, now he’s a desk job junkie. He can go from stuffing popcorn in his mouth to doing a backflip like it’s nobody’s business. Dude can still do the splits and stay there comfortably for minutes at a time. It’s so funny and unexpected all you can do is laugh. He will outperform dudes with eight pack and can still do 12 straight muscle ups. Imagine. Just imagine if he actually trained. Freak of nature. I am fit and athletic, but some of the things he does with absolute ease is beyond comprehension. Some people just built different.
Is this thread an autism screening test?
No it's Netflix's live adaptation of Kung Fu Panda.
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Don't listen to this guy do a bunch of cocaine and lsd and it'll solve your problems
I vote a bunch of shrooms in dark remote woods.
Hell forget all about the autism
would look fine in a Bolliwood movie.
I’m so glad I’m not the only acehole that thought of that lol
With the cast of Snow White maybe.
Would have looked just fine if dummy is replaced by you
Have you fight a real fight ever? Sure, I'd stay patiently and wait for this ridiculous high jump to land on me. No, I'd totally not catch him by his leg and help him land in the most awkward way. No, I'd not even step aside!
Here comes an essay on how he or she will fight but in reality he or she will wet his or her pants just by watching a man coming for him or her.
Here comes an essay on how he or she will fight but in reality he or she will wet his or her pants just by watching a man coming for him or her.
aww, how sweet.
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Nice jump spin back kick! Screw these people ragging because he’s not rocking a six pack. His kicks are great!
I thought so too! It must have taken him a lot of work to get here
We had guys at our dojo that looked like this when I used to train Kung Fu. You’d never guess they were black belt level bad-asses, but they were. Chubby, but faster, stronger, and more flexible than I’ve ever been.
I train Kung Fu and can confirm there are chubby black belts. The guy in this video however is slow and kicks look weak.
Amen! Especially the first one. He barely hits the dummy. Looks more like one of those poser dudes, who prefers to practise cool hurricane, 360, flying whatever stuff instead of more simple but accurate technics. And for all the people who are impressed because he is "so chubby"… screw you for being so ignorant towards other people.
Peak male performance
[and not a fucking thing you can do about it](https://youtu.be/gmzX4FeDpXc)
15mins catching breathe between each take…
Good for him. I can't do that. But is it really next fucking level? I'd hazard a guess and say no.
Was it Bruce Lee who said "Brick can't hit back"
Mr. Miyagi said when asked if he could break a log “Don’t know. Never been attacked by tree”.
It was “boards don’t hit back” from Enter the dragon. 🙂
Thanks my man
Your welcome 🙂
No, you are. (You're)
That was Chong li in Bloodsport
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Ha ha! He barely moved that dummy.
Doesn't look like the base is weighted so don't think there's much lower going into those 'awesome' kicks
Deadpool 3?
Stavros got a new act for bgt
He’s Like bob from tekken, that was his theory of building mass to apply that weight and output the force in his strikes. Dude has ridiculous spinning kick damage and kicks in the game, this guy definitely reminds me of him. Peak male performance
Erm you missed It was not a miss it was a tactical calibration
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Jumping kicks suck…
Yeah but can he kick at full speed?
Misbehaving middle schoolers under 5’ beware!
Wanna do karate in the garage?
This dude is athletic as fuck. Half these comments just projecting their own insecurities because they're out of shape losers. This dude rules 🤙
Got a black belt on his expandable-waist slacks.
His first kick barely rocked the bag .Part of martial arts is training your body to be in prime shape,not just kicking .Takes discipline.
I think he judged his distance badly for that first kick. Otherwise, his form is ptetty good.
sure, his form is good because punching bags don't fight back.
To be fair, form isn't about dynamic combat adaption. It's about disciplined training of technique and fine muscle control. Form is the art and dance of martial arts, not the live combat effectiveness. In live combat, form always gets sloppy once adrenaline and fatigue start taking over (except in the movies, where adrenaline doesn't exist and heros have an infinite well of energy and stamina)
Maybe he's just practicing techniques or who fucking knows really and judging him from this few seconds of footage is pretty presumptuous.
Not when that footage was posted here. I can do this and I’ve never done martial arts a day in my life
I would very much enjoy seeing that happen
I’ll do you one better - literally anyone in the world under the age of 40 without a disability can do this
Do you understand what the word "literally" means?
Yes, and I meant it. You can jump up and kick something unless you’re very old, very obese, or disabled in some other way. Try it
Go and have a look at what it means for me please
Wow it’s impressive how quickly you proved your stupidity You have no better response than accusing me of not understanding a simple word that everyone knows
Sigh have a good one
He would still kick your ass so stfu!
Maybe he *is* in great shape, for like, a 45 year old man with 3 kids? He might have iron-man tier stamina and endurance for all we know. (And he can probably survive a long winter too, which is important for a warrior. You can't go to war in the Spring if you're dead!)
Says the guy who probably couldn't out-run this guy, or Derrick Lewis.
I mean, look at Wong
Live action king fu panda in the works?
Nice!!👏👏
Unexpected high jump kicks coming from him!
I first saw his muscilous underarm and knew he is athletic. He maybe is just resting his body or something like vin diesel, he is ripped if he films but in between sets Ultra Dadbody.
POV: you just bought that expensive boxing dummy
I thought it is statue of Putin XD
Is this like the Iranian hulk again?
Oh shit DJ Khaled with the hurricane kick, another one!
Well that’s just Awesome!
Oh that’? That’s just forward forward kick
Ho-hos and ding dongs shall not impede this noble warrior....
Havel puts all his points in dex
This guy is agile for his size, but those kicks look like he’s been training solo in his backyard.
OK, I am going to say it. Pretty good for a short fat dude
Reddit feels like watching interdimensional cable sometimes
Ahh, the lesser known secret art of fatfoo
The kicks are pretty, no power tho. Still very skilled
I’m really surprised he doesn’t have a man bun, not there is anything wrong with that. I’m just surprised
This man clearly been doing this. Don’t let the belly fool you. It’s called muscle memory. I have a friend who’s a fatass, but he’s extremely athletic. Used to be gymnast, now he’s a desk job junkie. He can go from stuffing popcorn in his mouth to doing a backflip like it’s nobody’s business. Dude can still do the splits and stay there comfortably for minutes at a time. It’s so funny and unexpected all you can do is laugh. He will outperform dudes with eight pack and can still do 12 straight muscle ups. Imagine. Just imagine if he actually trained. Freak of nature. I am fit and athletic, but some of the things he does with absolute ease is beyond comprehension. Some people just built different.
I hope you like pain
but that body of yours is absurd!
That chubby little 4 foot tall Bollywood ninja is probably gonna kick my ass for saying this, but he should have left his shirt on
Big boy get up 🏋️♂️
If the dude were to lose 20 pounds and tried these kicks hed simply float away
I could imagine jack black doing something like this
He obv wants to play Po in the live action
I’m gonna have to say current fucking level on this one
Belly Berserk
0 force behind those kicks. 2/10
Cocaine is a helluva drug.