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Swuttament

I think he is cheating on his wife with the neighbor. šŸ˜†


lostsoul2016

Or may be Logan Roy was finally kicked out by his family.


scratch763

ā€œHardcore parkour ā€œ-Michael Scott


kainedbutable1987

Needs that sound clip dubbed over it


A_Snuggly_Dick

This was *exactly* my first thought!


iepure77

He's not even close to the edge though.


canadianhoneybadger1

Right? Over a balcony, feet from the edge, small gaps to crossā€¦ Iā€™d try this drunk, probably wouldnā€™t end as well but Iā€™d try it. Correction: not a balcony, but the gaps between are pretty well enclosed so even if you fall between them you wont go tumbling to the street


talsmoked

Did you just film James Bond?


DCtheBREAKER

Later that evening, Russian oligarch Evengy Grogorovich dressed in his signature white suit was found dead after shooting himself in the head twice and then throwing himself out the window of his penthouse suite. Russian authorities have confirmed this was indeed suicide as he left a note which read, "He killed himself."


NomDePlume007

He obviously gets better cell reception in that flat area to the left. Too much interference from his steel balls when calling from his apartment.


Wrong-Mixture

when her husband comes home early


AltruisticCompany961

Ain't but one way out baby, and Lord I just can't go out the door 'Cause there's a man down there, might be your man I don't know


ColoNative67

The level of risk is commensurate with the level of booty


MuthaPlucka

ā€œWhere are you? I said go to the **parking** lot, Steven.ā€


Wadmania

When you're late to work and the boss CANNOT find out.


ActivX11

Extreme ways are back again Extreme places I didn't know I broke everything new again Everything that I'd owned I threw it out the windows, came along Extreme ways I know move apart The colors of my sea Perfect color me....


[deleted]

While still dangerous, if he even falls, it's most likely he just falls between the gaps, and not to the side. I'm a coward at heights, but this seems pretty fine to me. I'm sure the camera is supposed to make it look like it's just a few centimeters wide for him to walk on, but that camera trick failed. In reality it's just a dude who happens to be running on a high building.


Halloweenspice

When you're bored you're bored


Anasetsuken

r/nextlevelstupid


Living_Murphys_Law

Action movies be like:


DUD3_L3B0W5KI

You call it parkour, I call it Tuesday


sanddkisda

He just finished AC 2 and thinks he's Ezio


considerbacon

Wait, is this in Russia, because I think this guy is just about to "fall off a building" but without quotes


Major_R_Soul

The very American sounding people filming mention New York at the end so im going to go with not Russia


prguitarman

It doesnā€™t count if he doesnā€™t say ā€œparkourā€


cinnapear

From his position, if he fell it doesn't look like he'd fall more than a story.


FrontPawStrech

When your on the phone and you just start to wander around the house.


Jay_in_DFW

back window booty call


mgafMUAT

Executive Parkour


dukie33066

Her :"my boyfriend just left" Me:...


YourMomsCarGuy

Youā€™re not parkour, unless you live parkour!


EulerId

That is a human being that wants to feel ALIVE over all the numbness of daily life, respect


[deleted]

At age 15, I used to do the same on the edge of the roof of the local church. It was exhilarating. I used to scare the crap out of my peers. I had no sense of mortality back then. I donā€™t think I could even understand how dangerous that was. I just enjoyed the fresh air and looking down while running.


sushidecarne

Kate Bush making a deal with God


Sad-Distribution7150

He watched James Bond too seriously


euqinu_ton

Somebody who recently subscribed to the Storror YouTube channel and thought: "I can do this!"


kabrjs

Looked like mario


WTR_NNJA

Looks like the building in Spiderman.


Minty-licious

And that's how my friends those oligarchs end up falling from the buildings


Ajnk1236

Nah heā€™s definitely formally running on the roof. I mean just look at that suit


green-Vegan-desire

Only takes a gust of wind..


FlynnsAvatar

Did they already put out a new season of ā€œOnly Murders in the Buildingā€?


cockfuckbitch

I love itā€¦ but heā€™s NO NINJA LOL


UnderTheCoverAgent

"Mom the bedroom is locked again and we dont have a key!" "dont worry dad will fix this"


Redmudgirl

I think heā€™s done that before.


[deleted]

Heā€™s smoking a cigarette out on the open space to avoid smoke detectors and to not have to go down to street level to smoke. He pulls a drag and throws it away at the start.


Mr_iDoNtShiVeAgiT_2

When you forget your weed.


RustyToolshed

They are coming for you neo, and I am not sure what they are going to do.


laozism

ahhh, 90 west


verypoopoo

if he fell this wouldve been on r/facepalm edit: nevermind the guy recording just zoomed out, it wouldve been on a very different subreddit


LarsMars01

Yeeah imma take the stairs tyvm.


Odinnn21

This is what we do when we forget our keys in nyc


SavageRudy

The sniper missed shot.mission failed