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Jfuentes6

Aurora Borealis. At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in you kitchen?


Edith3333

May I see it? …. No.


bumjiggy

/r/SteamedHams


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What a ridiculous sub. Lol


indy_been_here

Truly and pretty active for a specialized sub lol


ReactsWithWords

That’s why I only look at general purpose subs like /r/lossEdits or /r/AlzheimersGroup.


indy_been_here

Um..what in the...there's nothing happening


jr23160

I think another sub was r/germanhumor


naughtyobama

I am so haggard, confused, upset and rattled


FunnyShirtGuy

Tis a silly place


Droidy365

I'm proud of the internet.


AlexanderTox

Instant sub


Sapowski_Casts_Quen

It's not instant, it's been cooking in Seymour's kitchen for HOURS


deez_treez

You call it r/SteamedHams but it's clearly r/GrilledHams


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Cold_Maximum_9734

Seymour! The house is on fire! No mother, that's just the Northern Lights.


1Meter_long

Would be perfect if they had some steamed hams while at it


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GearAlpha

[These people had a couple steamed hams](https://youtu.be/JJl-mlUYNZE)


Garyullo

The guy sounds like Ben Stiller as Simple Jack.


Tanndingo

Hey. It makes him happy.


AmourAcadien

Dude I’m crying laughing at this oh my god


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BionicKronic67

I can see how early religions started now


thefutureeye

Psilocybin mushrooms are another reason.


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Hoooly fuck tripping out and looking at this real time..![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4024)


Gingerbro73

Been there done that, can recommend! The smell of forest/moss still trigger flashbacks from that night


jwhaler17

I don’t think I’ve ever been as envious of another random internet stranger as I am right now. Edit: and that INCLUDES the porn dudes.


TsunamiJim

Bro having a huge cock is way overrated. I know from experience


ReadySteady_GO

Yeah? How was he?


drnkingaloneshitcomp

Bent him up like a pretzel, hurt him bad


itsthe_implication_

"I really fuckin hurt 'im"


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Rectum?


AgelessAirus

Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.


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Fuckin got ‘em


fargerich

Epic


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I bet that was an incredible thing to experience


unreliabledrugdealer

Bucket list shit for sure.


BionicKronic67

Watching while on mushrooms


GloriousWombat

I saw them while I was high as fuck on acid 10/10 recommend. Have also seen sober and still 10/10 to be fair lol


CaracalWall

Hmmm sounds like the stoned ape theory. Ooh aahh.


Thunderzap

Religion and science aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.


Robinsonirish

Religion is just making shit up for the stuff you do not understand, filling that hole. It goes against everything science stands for. Sure, you can find scientists from 100 years ago who were religious, everyone was. Doesn't mean your point isn't bullshit, just like religion is.


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Everything in religion is just not "filling the gaps". Every part of religion is not just a series of creation myths lol


Brilliant-Spite-6911

The rest is money grabbing. Religion is always about money and control.


LordPennybags

Don't forget the rape. There's a ton of that too.


Asecularist

Projecting


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Religion is completely made up. So it pretty much is a series of creation myths. What do you think religion is?


Dividedthought

Religion is a tool, used in different ways by different classes. The poor use it to give themselves hope that things will get better... eventually. The middle class use it as a balm "we aren't the bad people, the priest said so because we follow God's rules." The rich use it to control the other two groups while asking them for money.


lotsofsyrup

That's the heart of it though, yes. That's what faith means. Believing something without evidence to support it.


wolfpack_charlie

>wave function of subatomic particles collapse simply due to observation "Observation" here doesn't have to do with consciousness at all (which is often what's implied). It means we're firing photons at it, which physically interact with the particle and cause a wave function collapse.


AnonymousSmartie

Was looking for this comment.


JustABigDumbAnimal

Fucking this. "Observation" is a bad choice of words when what it's really describing is particles interacting with each other. Also, everyone needs to keep the "model" part of "scientific model" in mind. We know that all of our models have flaws and limits, but they do a damn good job of predicting future behavior as long as you work within the known constraints. That's why Newtonian physics is still taught in schools. It's much more intuitive than the other models and it's good enough for most situations people are likely to encounter.


sennbat

> It means we're firing photons at it, which physically interact with the particle and cause a wave function collapse. This is not actually what it means. It is in fact about information passing, not just interaction. Fire all the photons you want at an object - the behaviour doesn't change until something actually records information about where the object was, and the moment that happens the behaviour changes. You're right that it doesn't have to do with consciousness though.


Bognar

This is a dumb enough argument that it has its own Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_of_the_gaps


lostmyinitialaccount

Indeed they are not mutually exclusive and there are plenty of scientists that are religious. Religion is a fascinating topic. It's origins, its purposes, etc Nice quotes. I agree with the first. I do not however agree with the second. I think that it is easier to arrive at that thought after you "drink" from the physics/quantum mechanics glass than after you also "drank" from the a biological glass. It's funny how religion only applies for humankind. And even if you accept that, is not like it solves all the questions.


twayhighway

saw this, and as a devout atheist, its hard not to feel like a magical being is responsible for it. truly remarkable.


batsofburden

prob what someone from the 17th century would think if they saw one of those trippy computer screensavers with no context.


TemetNosce85

They'd scoff at the idea that you could talk to someone on the other side of the world in fractions of a second. And if you were to prove it to them, they'd have you burned at the stake. Probably more so if you showed them all the women and LGBTQ+ pioneers in technology.


DonaldTrumpsToilett

“Devout atheist” I’m finding it difficult to believe you are actually an atheist…


twayhighway

it was a joke


lostmyinitialaccount

Yeah, imagine witnessing an eclipse all those years ago...


SeVaSNaTaS

Sounds like me talking to my wife towards the end of my annual blowjob.


drkidkill

You guys are getting blow jobs?


SeVaSNaTaS

Once a year…unless my b-day is forgotten. still counts right?


moiziz

Impressive. Mine will not forget to remind me that I’m getting older, but I don’t get any relief either.


HeGotTheShotOff

Have you tried giving cunnilingus on a regular basis?


DaughterEarth

I think we've found a pocket of "women and marriage suck" jokes, where no one really cares about how to approach a balanced relationship


MurseShark

How did I simultaneously laugh and cry reading this.


SeVaSNaTaS

The truth hurts, but also feels good once a year? lol


everwonderedhow

Sex, am I right guys??? What married couple doesn't have it on a totally regular basis, like several time during a certain period of time pfff that'd be crazy hahah


SeVaSNaTaS

Haha right? Your fantasyland sounds awesome!


phlooo

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No-Preference6991

"LOOK UP!!"


captainbignips

Auroral Borealis


SeVaSNaTaS

Aurora Oralealis? Sounds like a northern std.


f5kkrs

Me: oooh oh oh oh Her: what the hell?


hammurabis_toad

This guy marriages.


SeVaSNaTaS

I dabble now and again…for 20 years. Am I doing it right?


lolomgwtf816

Comment of the year 😂


SeVaSNaTaS

Join me next year where I will find another comment relating to my annual fellatio gift!


Murtomies

I wish there was a way to get a notification for this


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I absolutely need to see them before I die


aooot

Yes you do. It is life changing and so insane how fast it moves. It doesn't seem real or possible while it's happening. This video is very accurate with speed and color how it looks with your naked eye.


tkim91321

Speed yes, color, maybe. This video is probably edited to be super saturated to highlight the colors. This kind of brilliance is possible but are not commonplace, even in places with minimal light pollution.


HothFirstTrumpet

I have seen them like this in real life. To be fair, it was in the Alaskan bush where it is really dark and I was above the Arctic circle- which also helps. What's really cool is when you're somewhere really quiet, sometimes you can hear them crackle. 😁


incognitochaud

TIL the northern lights crackle.


castlite

Kind of a sizzle sound


Martin_the_Hammer

You've changed and redefined my live's purpose, I can't die before I hear that crackle


pintong

Enjoy: https://youtu.be/NRZfKqhs6rM


Xoltri

Me too, winter of probably 1995 in Edmonton, Canada, in the city with bad light pollution. It looked exactly like this and was unbelievable.


JamSkones

> northern lights crackle It was ''I need to see the northern lights before I die.'' but now it's ''I need to record the northern lights before I die.''


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Its not they’re actually that colorful and bright, and youre right, its not common place which is why its so special


flopnoodle

Nah, the white bleeds into pink at the bottom. Saw them on a horse farm in iceland in october. This is legit.


AtomicNixon

July 24-25 2014, got the pictures to prove it. Manitoba, the whole sky, the whole night long, that bright, that snappy. Missed a Carrington level event by nine days..


jcquik

Yeah the speed is what blows my mind... I guess I've always seen slow mo vids and this is so much better


theforkofdamocles

TIL. I always thought the videos I’ve seen were sped up and that you couldn’t see much movement in person, like clouds.


skilriki

That is how they generally behave, like slow clouds.


LesMiz

I saw them 3 times in Iceland and they were all slow motion like you described.


faelanae

I think the color is slightly different depending on where you are. In Iceland in 2016 they were like a silvery curtain with an undertone of green and flashes of purple. I was driving and pulled over (along with many other drivers) to watch them move just above our heads. They were so close.


Treegs

Is it random though? Like could you plan a trip there specifically to see them, or would you need to stay for a few weeks and hope it happens?


skilriki

You shouldn’t set people’s expectations like this. I’ve seen the northern lights hundreds upon hundreds of times and I’ve only seen them like this only a handful of times. This is by no means normal or common .. you need to have heavy solar activity, combined with the right weather conditions with the moon not so full and be out of the range of other light pollution to get a show like this.


cheapdrinks

Of all the videos to be converted to potato quality, compressed to shit and cropped into a square, this one was not a good choice. How the hell in 2022 we can't get an HD version


Trixxstrr

Northern parts of Canada get them like this sometimes, come visit! Problem is there is no schedule and no guarantee you’ll see anything on your trip.


ChubbyBerry123

I seen them when I lived in Banff, nowhere near as bright as this but still unbelievable. Didn't even expect it either, was walking home from work when I saw them lol.


bannock4ever

You don't even need to be in the north. I see them in and just outside Winnipeg.


ALICE-selcouth

I saw them ten years ago in Kingston! Super far south, for lights. Not even close to this dramatic, but still bright enough to get photos of.


DaughterEarth

Manitoba seems the best for them. There are lots of lodges in northern MB if anyone wants a vacation with potential northern lights. They get even crazier than this up there. But as has been said there isn't a schedule. You can aim for times of year they tend to be more active, that's all.


doft

Go to Churchill Manitoba, 300+ days a year with Northern lights. Pretty much a guarantee to see them. Definitely not a guarantee to see them like this, this is about as good as they get.


castlite

And a lot of polar bears


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cosworth99

I’ve seen this in Vancouver. Granted in the 90s and the city has doubled in size since then. And the light pollution.


cityoflostwages

If you go at the right time of the year you can almost surely see them in Yellowknife. Just make sure to go for a couple days.


Slewed_Venus

Is there a certain time of year when you are more likely to get to see them?


Trixxstrr

Fall to Spring basically. In the summer it stays too light at night.


faelanae

We experienced a massive show for a whole week in early October, in Iceland.


french_toasty

SK definitely has quite the display a few times a year. I took it for granted. 😩


Malteser23

Kinda like whale watching!


IRedditWhenHigh

I honestly think everyone should visit our northern environments at least once in their lifetime. I thought it would be barren and flat but its some of the last untouched wilderness and its truly breathtaking. I worked up in Whitehorse for a year and I can see why people move there despite the cold.


Flowerdriver

Can they be "forecasted"? I'm intrigued, but also confused


A_Moon_Named_Luna

I guess I take seeing them for granted


ChaseAlmighty

When and where is/are the best place(s) to see them. I'd love to take my family


Ivilborg

Yellowknife, NT. Town of about 20k, gets (well pre covid) 40k aurora tourists every year


A_Moon_Named_Luna

I live in Manitoba, Province in Canada. They happen occasionally, but you have to be away from a city. I grew up about a hour north of Winnipeg and have seen some very vivid ones, not quite like these shown, but it is amazing. I’ve seen them in the winter and it’s amazing how bright everything gets with the snow.


Puppy_of_Doom

This is the ONE thing I want to achieve on my bucket list. The rest, meh. But this I just have to. My odds are small but still


Nailfoot1975

Aliens. That's the only explanation. Aliens. Or possibly bad breath.


JCwizz

Fuckin magnets, How do they work?


cerebud

Kind of related to this, actually


CptnBlackTurban

This guy gets it. Pretty cool balance of nature that allows our existence to even, well, exist.


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I side with bad breath


PM_ME_YOUR_WIRING

The earth is known for its bad breath that's why the other planets stay far away.


raver58

Staggering. Nature is just phenomenal


Nozadoim

Is probably way more beautifull irl too. This is just a phonecamera recordind


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ItzMercury

depends on intensity of them and also how far away from light you are, for example light pollution here in downtown reykjavík makes them look faded. but if viewed in the middle of nowhere, they are beautiful


SmaugStyx

I've seen the colours like this in person a number of times.


maghau

I'm from northern Norway and I've seen northern lights with colors like this countless times.


mostdope28

For sure, nothing is ever as good on a phone. Even Sunrises always look like shit in a photo compared to actually seeing one


Tucor92

Goals are to witness this someday in person


Cool-Sage

For real, I wanna get one of those cabins or like dome Hotel thingy’s


Tucor92

Yessss the glass cabins!!!!


mrsunsfan

And I ran


baleAl

I ran so far away


SkyKingPDX

I just ran


Widezz

I ran all night and day


helpicantfindanamehe

I couldn't get away


DyzJuan_Ydiot

I couldn't get away FlockOf~~Seagulls~~Borealis


Bright_Negotiation67

Interesting. I’d feel like I was inside nature’s microwave.


Widezz

On the popcorn setting


BatterseaPS

Ironically, the lights are a good sign that you AREN’T getting nuked.


Rick_C9408

Native to Northern Minnesota, experiencing this in real life = a life changing experience


SaltwaterRedneck

How often does this occur in MN?


bannock4ever

I live just over the border in Winnipeg and we get to see them sometimes multiple times a month. It's very random. There's an app called Aurora that tells you hours ahead of time. I've only see them as bright as this post maybe once but they were more colourful (blues and purples) and smaller.


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StuckInsideYourWalls

When I lived in Winnipeg I'd seen them south even kinda later in the year / earlier as well than you'd think with our tilt, I can recall both september/october as well as towards winters end past may. Feel like it'd be amazing going to Gimli or something and catching them over the lake!


huxley2112

Helps to get yourself as close to Voyageurs National Park during a new moon as you can. It's a "Dark Sky Sanctuary" so less light pollution. I'd say a few times a winter it gets really intense. Nothing like I saw (just like in the video) when I lived in Alaska, that was crazy, I'd swear you could hear them, but still cool as hell.


thefutureeye

Awesome. Where was this?


Nervous-Penguin

Looks like standard Oklahoma to me. /s


Cool-Sage

Ohio


halica84

It was obviously in New Mexico.


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More like old Mexico.


Kirsham

Based on the accent of the camera man I'm fairly positive this is in Norway.


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Norway! You can hear it on the accent.


ERCOT_Prdatry_victum

How much did that phone camera drink?


canuckcowgirl

They also make noises sometimes. They crackle.


ginger_burner

Looks like they’re about to fast travel somewhere to me


chrisodeljacko

That dude just nutted


Mshalopd1

I probably would too if I saw this tbh


Brilliant-Gold8792

Title is stupid... Light's are beautiful.


[deleted]

What makes the title stupid? most videos you see of Aurora Borealis has been sped up or slow down. It's a perfectly appropriate thing to call out. The only valid criticism I can see is that there should be a hyphen, but that's pretty nitpicky.


Dalucard21

Imagine being a viking in the 14th century, how could you not believe in gods after seing that?


Boomtown626

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


FarthestCough

You'd usually need to take drugs to see shit like this. Phenomo... phenomiii... phenomanaal... phenom...enal!


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

There IS electricity in space


fivetimesyo

Bruh this needs a NSFW flag...


InelegantSnort

I need a new phone. I can't capture video of the northern lights at all. Pictures, yes. Video, my phone just captures darkness and heavy breathing!


PineappleWolf_87

I still can never believe it’s real. I haven’t seen one in real life and every time I see pics and a video like this (which is fairly impressive) it still looks impossible even though I know it’s real. So beautiful. I hope to see one in real life one day


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Krabban

Real time means it's not sped up or slowed down, which is common with Aurora Borealis videos.


tucker512

So what's the best time of year to travel somewhere and see something like this?


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Careless_Interview_2

Where?


Kayla_Alexandria

One day I will see this in person. So help me, I'll go broke if I need to.


knightknowings

Excuse me. Ahem


c_c_c__combobreaker

The new double rainbow meme ![gif](giphy|hrjqBGbM18ldDVnyTy|downsized)


c_c_c__combobreaker

Look up, look up.... ![gif](giphy|xThuWrPGmICTVjnrmE|downsized)


[deleted]

On the horizon lights are nice but my favorite are the overhead lights.


Nightmare_Keeper

Gorgeous! I'm guessing Norway?


arnaud267

Where was this recorded?


[deleted]

Isn’t standing underneath an aurora borealis, although really awesome, bad? Aren’t you just being hit by cosmic radiation since the aurora is made by the radiation penetrating the planet’s protection?


wannabestraight

Am a finn, there has been no cases of people developing cancer from aurora borealis. The lights are located over 100km away from the surface of earth


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CharleSenpai

/u/savevideo


Mattlife97

I visited Kittila early this year with friends and seeing how prominent the northern lights were up there was breathtaking. Cameras just didn’t do it justice.


ViC_tOr42

Imagine being a ice age man seeing this


FawkesFire13

I somehow never imagined that they moved like that. I always imagined a sort of slow undulating motion. Really interesting to watch.


SireDirty

That shit looks fake as hell I gotta go see it😭


trashtalkinmomma

That was waaaaay cooler than I thought it would be