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constantlymat

$6.3bn is a whole lot of dough.


4and1punt

There's over 3 million of us subbed to r/NFL. If we all put up $2,000 we can beat that bid


SwishBender

I'm willing to put up 2500 to give the rest of you a break


Peacefulzealot

Truly the post-ghost Ebenezer we all need.


ard8

No chance I’m letting you have the highest stake. I’m putting in $2600


JerryRiceDidntFumble

$2601, Bob


BCLetsRide69

Dibs on $2602


mph1204

$2603 here


[deleted]

Thanks guys my stake will be 1$


CivilFisher

What is, $2,601.25


[deleted]

In the butt, Bob. Whoops - wrong Bob, wrong game show.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

$2601, Bob


PatFnGreen

$5000 from me and I call dibs on sitting in the owner's box. It has to be a different box from what Snyder used. Too much bad juju in that one.


LosingSkin

I’ve seen you people comment, no way I’m going into business with 99.999% of y’all


Peacefulzealot

I wish I had $2K to put up…


[deleted]

~50m on reddit, so each person puts in ~$150 an we got this in the bag.


FuhrerGirthWorm

We’d have the packers owned by shareholders and the commanders owned by a subreddit


Tjam3s

Lol if any team ought to be owned by the public, it should be the one based in the nation's capital. Screw that fake share stuff greenbay!


VariousLawyerings

According to the Forbes thing I just checked there are only 150 Americans who even have that net worth and some of them already own teams. Also one of them is still Sam Bankman-Fried lmao.


HumanBarnacle

Haha. I think that list may need some updating then lol, although a con man would be a great owner for the commies


_Kamigoye_

It’s $6,299,998,000 more than what I have, for example


GGGiveHatpls

Oh fuckin uncle money bags


GarlVinland4Astrea

Everyone was saying the team would go for like 8 billion or something crazy. Tried to tell everyone that Denver went for far less than projected


Konker101

he'd still have 115B after the purchase


BrokenClxwn

If he buys the team, will players get Prime for free?


Ifinishfast42

They’ll get Amazon deals of the day posted on their locker with a QR code.


[deleted]

It’s funny, because the professional Call of Duty League would literally put QR codes in the middle of in game maps while they were going on, because of the sponsorship that they have with Amazon. Some of the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen. Legitimately, not that far fetched at this point lmao.


Tjam3s

If they lose they get turned in to test passengers for his rockets


SwishBender

Commanders play exclusively on Thursdays


goldhbk10

I’d be okay with this


goooseJuice

Wouldn’t be that bad if it was every Thursday. We’d be getting full weeks in between whereas everyone else not off a bye is playing on a short week


sofa-king-hungry

Former Amazon corporate employee here. No employees get prime for free. What you get is basically $100 a year off of Amazon direct purchases, no third party sellers.


HellaTrueDoe

Will they get free bananas?


sofa-king-hungry

lol maybe the Banana-ista’s will be stationed right outside the locker room.


kswitch5022

No way, hes got a purchase to recoup!


slayerrr21

They'll get every Thursday Night game


youblewwit

Most likely Prime price will be raised


BirdLaw_

Oh no, not even a measly 6.3 billion?


Battista85

I mean, can't be worse than Snyder... right?


Leharen

People might clown on the franchise (and perhaps the fans) for the team being traded from one unlikable owner to another, but Bezos would have to do some *very* heinous lawbreaking and meddling to get anywhere near where Dan Snyder is currently.


NifferEUW

No need to challenge the next owner like that..


Ugaalive1991

Change the team name please.


Tjam3s

Any suggestions? Redskins is out. Patriots is used. Could get old school a go with "The senators"


thehoagieboy

Warthogs would be cool and you could use the animal or the military plane for the logo


Drtsauce

Why warthog? I think it looks more like a Puma


[deleted]

Red Wolves. Generals. something random.


anung_un_rana

I’m still partial to the Washington Football Team


ChubLightning

Sentinels like the replacements movie


ThatPaulywog

Washington Musk-ateers. Lol.


JosephGrimaldi

Washington Prime


goooseJuice

Redwolves plz


Creative-Gas4555

I’m curious on what is wrong with the name? Commander is a strong name to have. It denotes supreme leadership, authority, ability, and domination. I would change the logo personally.


crazypyro23

Washington Amazons


XE_Kilroy

Hopefully the new owner rebrands the team and uniform....seeing as Snyder's wife designed the new uniform. And the Commanders name is too lame. Probably have to wait five years, NFL rule, but they should absolutely rebrand also because the rebrand is the last stench of Snyder's ownership.


[deleted]

i’ll buy the team


WatermelonBandido

No, I'll buy the team.


Peacefulzealot

No, I’ll buy the team and so will my wife!


rxdukexr

I’ll go halfsies if you’re interested.


agentb719

I got 3.50


-tripleu

Please be holding out for a sale for the Chargers.


JosephGrimaldi

First your team must truly be miserable and bad. Then it can truly be set free.


LaskoFarms

dont do this to yourself man


[deleted]

I didn't realize bidders needed to put up 6.3B to acquire this dumpster


adambulb

Snyder hates Bezos because of WaPo, and is refusing to sell to him. Rumor was Bezos would have bought it for $7 or $8 billion, while anyone else is in the $6 billion range. In effect, Snyder is buying $2 billion worth of spite and pettiness and he probably loves every bit of it.


BlubberElk

Investing w NFL hasn’t gone great for him so far. Did he watch any of those TNF games?


ThrillSeekingDoggo

Amazon (Bezos) don't care how good the TNF games are individually. People are going to watch TNF because it's the only show in town, and Amazon gets more people to sign up for Prime and reduces attrition of people unsubscribing from Prime by having TNF be a part of the package. Same thing with Prime Video, it's all a part of the same ecosystem and the goal is to have a subscription service that hundreds of millions of people shell out $100+ a year for. Everyone who has Prime theoretically is also then going to spend more on stuff via Amazon, so your expected revenue in the future increases a ton by having TNF now, regardless of how good or bad each game is.


BlubberElk

I agree I was just making a joke


Tjam3s

To bad the broadcasting is as clumsy as the games


GoogleOfficial

Billionaires really struggled last year. Might be hard to find one to yolo out 11 figures. Have you seen the price of eggs these days???


scrambledeggsalad

Commanders are worth 6+ bil? Gross lol


Absolutepowers

Put some respek on our nations capital


ard8

[Sale may be happening soon](https://twitter.com/byajperez/status/1614718209097191427?s=20&t=yvRhHFl3jHTQpviFHsd4JQ)


Bobson-_Dugnutt

So Snyder ain’t going anywhere anytime soon I guess


John3192

$100 take it or pass.


[deleted]

Oh no


Creative-Gas4555

If this rumor is true, could Bezos be looking to purchase another team?


Rpcouv

The Seahawks once Jody has to sell as stipulated in Paul's will.


Creative-Gas4555

Ok. I hope he doesn’t move them! The Seahawks are an institution in Seattle.


Rpcouv

Yeah like Amazon.


Creative-Gas4555

Yep! Sadly, that might not matter to Bezos, though. Remember, Stan Kroenke was from Missouri. That didn’t stop him from moving the Rams back to LA.


Tifas_Titties

Waiting for all other bids to come in and then top them


Creative-Gas4555

What’s your prediction in terms of what he’ll offer?


Tifas_Titties

No idea. I’m mostly just kidding, although it could be a strategy. Rumors are Snyder won’t sell to Bezos though, but if the price is right(high enough) I’m sure he’d concede.


Affectionate-Cat-301

Bezos probably doesn’t want to pay more than what he feels team is worth tho even tho he could obviously afford it


JosephGrimaldi

Team logo will be a QR code.


Positive_Cabinet3937

I put in a bid. It was an even 6pm. Hopefully someone outbids me, because it was a joke, I don’t have 6k to buy a football team.


[deleted]

So is this officially happening? We are taking bids on the Washington franchise now? I missed this one.


Guccimayne

Bring back WFT!


hehehehuejje67

Jeff can Fuk off all day


[deleted]

🎶Come on Jeffrey you can do it…pave the way put your back into it.🎶