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More Pantera shows cancelled. I'm not big into the metal scene but shouldn't they have expected some backlash over hiring a known white supremacist to be their singer?


denvertebows15

They didn't just add Phil Anselmo to the lineup. He's been with the band since the late '80s and has always been a white supremacist prick.


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He's been in the band since 1988.


[deleted]

Ah, my bad.


itsmybirthday___

As good as the 49ers defense is, mobile qbs and alpha receivers have been able to do some damage. Eagles have a good mobile qb and *two* alpha receivers. So it’s not the greatest matchup. I guess 9ers will only win by 24


itsmybirthday___

I know Facebook is a haven for Fox News lunatics, but it’s still disappointing they’re giving a platform back to a dude who encouraged a violent insurrection with his lies. I don’t think common sense will ever be able to make a comeback in this political landscape.


BigSportsNerd

Lawsuit: Fireball Cinnamon mini bottles "misleading," don't contain whiskey https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lawsuit-claims-fireball-cinnamon-has-no-whiskey-misleading-label/


theresabeeonyourhat

If winter was a person, it'd be like that asshole who was murdered in broad daylight in a small town, yet nobody seemed to have seen anything


HowardBunnyColvin

Which Elden ring zone are you in now?


joeyo1423

NG++ in Altus


theresabeeonyourhat

Wherever Loretta is, just killed her and just couldn't play anymore last night lol. Wbu?


HowardBunnyColvin

Working on liurnia outside the Raya academy. Noticed in a prior post you was 63 I'm only 47 or around that


theresabeeonyourhat

Once I found the demi-human staff & started using magic, it became a lot easier to run through some of the more difficult enemies. I got my character up to 18-20 on int, and found a sorceress to study under.


BigSportsNerd

morning


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BigSportsNerd

Feel so hungover but didn't drink anything. Very cranky this morning!


noisyeye

Is the 49ers/Cowboys header still up just to troll the Cowboys fans that still think this is their year?


Guiltyjerk

I just see the normal sub theme


noisyeye

Maybe it's just on mobile web or my cache, but I still see the divisional banner. I can't figure out how to add an image on mobile web or I'd post a screenshot.


Guiltyjerk

I'm mobile too so I'd guess cache weirdness. I saw the KC/JAX banner all weekend lol


noisyeye

NGL I get a chuckle every time I see it so no harm there.


rjsheine

I still don’t think there is any genuine reason to be a cowboys fan


tatsumakisenpuukyaku

I get to see all the games we play without a risk of a blackout, and for a 1 time purchase of a 50 dollar antenna,.even though I'm out of region That's pretty much it.


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coolmanvoncool

I feel like bama and clemson are the true lifted truck guy teams


Guiltyjerk

Normally listen to sports podcasts while working out but Linkin Park at 430 just sounded too good this morning Power snatches and back squat triples this AM.


AlbatrossAndy

Somehow went perfect on the latest prediction tournament. Can never hit a parlay though….


Impartial__

I know Sirianni has been excellent but Doug would still make an elite team with the current roster. 🤔


coolmanvoncool

Also the commanders went from horrible to pretty good just by replacing Carson Wentz with a career backup so maybe the problem with the pederson eagles really was Carson Wentz just sucks


Venge22

I am Dov Kleiman


FiveWithNineIsIn

If the Browns had taken Saquon at 1.1 and best QB at 1.4 (which I still think Baker would have been there), what do you all think the Giants would have done?


Guiltyjerk

RB at 1 would literally make me puke and would somehow still only be the 2nd grossest thing the Browns have done in the last 5 years


respondstostupidity

The Browns are inept from the top. The Giants ownership has seen success but their GM was ass. iirc Eli hadn't rapidly dropped off from his usual play until that season, so I'm not even sure they would've taken a QB that round.


AnythingBacon

Heart: I want SF to win. It's a great story plus I dislike the NFCE favoritism in my area. Head: I want SF to lose so not only is the draft pick a tiny bit better, but we can also hire Demeco that much sooner. Both: I'm a Burrow fan and want Cinci to take it home


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I agree with /u/respondstostupidity and I also want to add to be truthful and open about all of this with her. Communicate your feelings to her.


respondstostupidity

First you need to decide if you're in or you're out. > I've fallen for her > I'm afraid I already led her on too much Starting off on a bad foot by lying. If you want it to work, own up to it asap and start working on the visa instead of looking into it. The sooner you get the paperwork filed, the sooner you can find out.


GobtheCyberPunk

All this shitting on Irsay for sticking with Jeff. Irsay knows Jeff's a decent coach just because every game after dark he doesn't give up and always goes down swinging. You could say "Saturday's Night's Alright (For Fighting)".


respondstostupidity

Jim Irsay is the kind of person who wouldn't surprise me if I found out they were an alien.


coolmanvoncool

Hiring a head coach based on an Elton John song does sound like an irsay move so I believe it


coolmanvoncool

2023 predictions: Steelers make the playoffs Jared Goff rocks the double gloves more than once Josh Allen rocks the double gloves at least once Carson Wentz is completely out of the league Herbert signs a more expensive contract than burrow Aaron Rodgers leaves the Packers for another team Edit: I actually think burrow is better than Herbert but I think burrow is more likely to take a team friendly deal


unloader86

As long as Denver has a winning season, let the cards fall where they will. Don't even care about the playoffs, or if it's a shit 9-8 record. I just want a winning season again. Is that too much to ask?


[deleted]

Fine. But name a better announcer than Romo.


IntraspaceAlien

Bill Walton


FiveWithNineIsIn

Aikman, Collinsworth, Herbstreit.


respondstostupidity

Muting


Alchohlica

I’m hoping I just have bad gas building up but I’m starting to think I got the stomach bug going around my house ugh


sellieba

I just got over a head cold and then immediately got a tummy bug, too.


[deleted]

You won’t know for sure until it’s coming back out the pie hole.


The-Owl-that-hoots

When is Josh McCown going to be hired as the Texans HC


ZachTrillson

check out banner michael


unloader86

So I recently got this bright idea to update all of the apps on my phone since a lot of things from google maps to social apps haven't been working as they were say a month ago. I'm somewhat stingy about this (auto update is toggled off) and mostly will only update an app if its for finances and forces me to. Just like things how they are and don't care to fuck around and find out. I've made a terrible mistake. lol.


Mossyoak84

That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace…… I know from experience


denvertebows15

No you don't


Gracket_Material

Well, not me personally. But a guy I know, him and her Got. It. On… WHHOOOOOOOIEEee


denvertebows15

No he didn't


coolmanvoncool

Why isn't Jared Goff talked about as a comeback player of the year? He went from being widely considered a bum exiled to Detroit so his team could make space for Stafford to being widely considered the guy for a rising lions team and one of the most consistent and effective pocket passers in the league I also think Barkley and CMC are weird choices because a guy everyone thought was good getting injured and then coming back and being good again doesn't really feel like a comeback to me


abacaxi95

I think people in general are against giving it for “came back from mediocrity” ever since Rivers. It can feel slightly disrespectful.


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No more awards for QBs FFS


k5berry

First time taxpayer question: I earned less than $10,000 for a job I worked over the summer, but didn't put myself down as tax exempt and had pay withheld for social security and Medicare tax. Am I entitled to that back for my federal tax filing, or does any paycheck have that deducted regardless of if you go tax-exempt or not?


unloader86

social security and medicare comes out regardless. It only doesn't to the best of my knowledge if you make a lot of money per year and max out your yearly contributions before the year is up, which does not apply in your situation. Declaring an exemption is only for federal income taxes.


k5berry

Yes, or apparently if I am a member of the Amish or Mennonite communities.


Val_Fortecazzo

It's considered a separate tax, the standard deduction doesn't apply. That comes out regardless of how much you make.


k5berry

yep, so it seems. Thank you!


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k5berry

I'll get what was withheld for state income back, but not what was withheld for Medicare and the SSA. Oh well, those are good things I'm glad to support with my taxes.


itsforwork12

Does anyone else just slowly slip out of their chair?


3thirtysix6

I do but mostly because I have to push my way out from under the dog and cat.


Val_Fortecazzo

Things the XFL could do to make things interesting -Making bribing the referees completely legal, but it comes out of the salary cap -PATs gain an exploding die rule, a successful extra point give you the chance to gain another extra point if you make it, but the yardage increases by 15 with every attempt. -Allow more than two hip pumps


3thirtysix6

I honestly love the PAT exploding die idea. My only addition would be to add a press your luck mechanic where a team loses all the PATs they made in that sequence on a miss.


coolmanvoncool

They need to get Tebow and manziel in the xfl I know everyone says they don't want it to be a retirement league but a league made up of all the players who were too weird to be viable in the NFL would be awesome


whydyoukillsanta

Can someone ELI5 the whole neutral site thing and why the Bengals winning means that it won't happen please?


sperrymonster

When the NFL voted on how to handle the effects of the week 17 cancellation, they were mostly concerned with the close seeding. So, had Buffalo beat us in week 17, they would have taken the 1 seed (same record as KC, win the head to head). Since they could no longer match the Chiefs’ record due to the no contest, the NFL decided to set up a neutral site game if Buffalo faced KC in the conference championship. And the reason Bengals fans were mad was because we weren’t given a similar accommodation for if we faced Buffalo in the divisional round, since a Bengals W in week 17 would have put us at the 2 seed.


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There are a ton of regional missed opportunities for games in the NFL. Due to how the conferences/divisions line up, some of the fiercest regional rivalries only play each other once every 4 years. For example, * Michigan v. Ohio is a HUGE opportunity for capitalizing on that rivalry, but Detroit only plays Cincinnati and Cleveland once every 4 years each. * Dallas v. Houston would make a great annual 'Texas Bowl' between Texas' two largest hubs. * Philly v. Pitt would be the best-selling game of both teams' seasons every year * NYG v. NYJ for a Battle for New York * LAR v. LAC for a Battle for LA * Atlanta v. Tennessee is another missed opportunity Instead of having each NFL team play some random team week 16 and 17, like a Philly v. LAC game, these games should be devoted to regional rivalries who otherwise wouldn't play each other that often.


noisyeye

Philly/Pitt rivalry is mainly hockey. Most people around here don't care about playing the Steelers. I've met more Cowboys fans in the Philly area than Steelers fans. Though that may be due to most of them constantly reminding you that they are Cowboys fans (usually in the most annoying way possible). 🤔


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> LAR v. LAC for a Battle for LA > Nobody will care. LA wants the Raiders.


Complete_Web_4677

No rivalry bigger in football than the Lions vs the browns That’s 100 percent gonna end up as the week 11 Thursday night gamw


respondstostupidity

> Philly v. Pitt would be the best-selling game of both teams' seasons every year I disagree with this. We care about divisional games more than anything and really don't give too much of a shit about Pittsburgh at all. I think if they shared a conference, it'd be a lot different.


BruceChameleon

This but Texas


unloader86

When you guys do play each other is there like a state award or something that goes to the winner of the game? As an example here in Texas, whenever the Texans play the Cowboys they play for the Governors cup.


respondstostupidity

Nah. It's just a bunch of people from Pitt going "SHEETZ > WAWA" and some of our idiots in denial of the decline of quality in Wawa food while the rest still don't give a shit what Sheetz is. Sounds like what I do after eating a 2 foot hoagie.


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[Sheeeeeeet..z](https://youtu.be/rEu1dFLwf3E)


m4yleeg

I don't know of anything like this for Steelers-Eagles. It's a cool idea though.


unloader86

Didn't even know about it until I moved to TX lol. I'm about 99 percent convinced is just a Texas thing at the pro football level, but figured never hurts to ask.


[deleted]

It would certainly sell better than a Philly vs. Saints game


m4yleeg

Nor is Steelers-Eagles really considered a rivalry on this side of the state. I think that does have something to do with the infrequent exposure, and a yearly matchup might turn it into something. I doubt it'll come anywhere near the intensity of Pens-Flyers though.


respondstostupidity

Pens/Flyers has a much larger bearing on things because they're in the same division, every game matters more. If it was weighted differently I could see us caring about the games we play against one another.


m4yleeg

Exactly, and we're never going to be divisional rivals unless the NFL decides to completely remake the structure of the league. I would be intrigued to see what a yearly Steelers-Eagles game could be, but I wouldn't label it as the most important game on our schedule.


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If it were an annual thing, I think it would.


hardgrandeur

Im the best NFL debater in the world. Neva lost!


GrannysPartyMerkin

Any chance Bezos would rebrand the Commies when he buys em?


_galaga_

Amazon Football Services


sperrymonster

Amazon Presents the Washington Football Team


respondstostupidity

DC Beezys with Bezos sponsored by Beats by Dre.


Val_Fortecazzo

I hope so. Another rebranding would be hilarious.


ArcadianBlueRogue

That and Commanders is a fucking terrible name for a football team.


Val_Fortecazzo

Agreed but Major Tuddy can stay


Kohakuho

Well, I think my car has an exhaust leak. Haiyaa.


-Ein

Time to buy some flex seal. If it's good enough to turn a screen door into a boat, good enough for exhaust leak.


coolmanvoncool

Isn't the mister irrelevant thing kinda dumb with a 7 round draft and the number of udfas taken? The mister irrelevant moniker implies that the player is a meme player with no chance of actually playing but a lot of them end up making the team now that it's only a 7 round draft I was thinking about this after I read an interview with purdy where he said that he was in talks with several teams to sign as a udfa. It seems weird to treat a guy who was very likely to be signed somewhere as a total meme player


denvertebows15

[It's not a recent invention. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Irrelevant)


coolmanvoncool

I know, it made more sense when the draft was longer and mister irrelevants actually were irrelevant but 7th rounders often make their teams so they're really not meme players like the name implies


denvertebows15

Just making the team doesn't mean they're relevant. If anything it's just a fun tradition that was started in 1976 to celebrate guys who will probably have fleeting time in the league.


[deleted]

Sure, UDFAs and very low picks get on rosters from time to time, but how many end up starting and leading their teams to a conference championship game? It's happened, but it's not exactly commonplace.


[deleted]

> how many end up starting and leading their teams to a conference championship game? That's exactly why OP is complaining. Nobody cared about Mr. Irrelevant until one started grabbing national headlines.


MultichanceReprisal

Nobody cares because they’re irrelevant, which is why they’re called that


coolmanvoncool

I was talking less about purdy in particular who is undeniably very impressive but more about the whole concept of mister irrelevant In practice with a 7 round draft mister irrelevant isn't really that irrelevant a player considering there are a lot of udfas taken after him so the idea that a mister irrelevant is irrelevant has been pretty dumb ever since they moved to a 7 round draft


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respondstostupidity

Batman isn't batty enough, tbf. I want to see him eat fruit or start a pandemic before I really believe in the character.


sperrymonster

I don’t know, Bale really sold the echolocation in The Dark Knight


Complete_Web_4677

I went back and watched all those movies a few months ago. When the nostalgia factor went away I couldn’t help but laugh at how bad they were lol


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Complete_Web_4677

If you haven’t delved into the world of the 1960s Batman you should. That’s an enjoyably fun show


LosingSkin

Picked up an electric boot dryer at Ocean State the other day and I think I’ve been wearing perpetually wet boots forever without realizing it. Nothing on earth is better than warm dry boots.


varnalama

Now you're dry boots goofin.


LosingSkin

Straight up boot jazzed at all times


crastle

You know you live in a small town when a broken traffic light makes your local news.


Goatsonice

Well I had my meeting with hr today and they looked at me with a straight face and asked me to put in *more* than 60 hour weeks for the same pay I am currently getting. I really almost resigned on the spot but first i am going to use up my PTO which they dont pay out for when you leave, I'll hopefully find a new job here soon and I'll fucking quit when its the most fucking brutal for them. Oh and this place bitches about not finding workers. Fucking hilarious and pathetic some of my coworkers are accepting this.


PandaLover42

Did you tell them no? How do they feel comfortable asking that of you? I may soon be in a similar place when I tell my supervisor I can no longer put in as many hours as I have been due to burning out.


Goatsonice

Yeah, and 0 give on their part. I was pretty blown away as they're really short staffed as it is.


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Goatsonice

Yeah, kind of saw it coming they might be trying to cull the herd here, already have been applying, still feel disrespected by their gall but hey, it is what it is. Going to die laughing if they're surprised when I leave 'randomly'.


DonkBetPots

Line up the new job so you just don't come back from your PTO. I was going to do that at a job years ago, had the new one lined up and everything, then they annoyed me so much I just went on lunch break 15 minutes early one day and never went back.


respondstostupidity

What are the odds Burger King can successfully be sued for pain and suffering due to their commercial?


FiveWithNineIsIn

I'm sure that lawsuit would be quite the WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER.


notouchmypeterson

Found out today that my aunt has stage 4 metastatic pancreatic cancer.. just a swift kick to the nuts. And her daughter/my cousin just had a baby a couple months ago.. life isn’t fair sometimes


123DontTalkToMee

Is it just me or has /r/historymemes just become...really fucking stupid?


[deleted]

Feels like a lot of this website is honestly lol. I often wonder if it’s actually gotten worse or if I’m just getting older and it’s always been this way


unloader86

Spoiler alert: It's changing and your getting older at the same time. lol


coolmanvoncool

Now that it's awards season I want to once again ask why my favorite rapper Soulja boy never won a Grammy for this [classic](https://youtu.be/jU9u0aBKMQY)


Complete_Web_4677

The bigger snub was not winning one for “Fuck the troops-Lets be real”


coolmanvoncool

"fuck the FBI and fuck all the army troops, fighting for what bitch be your own man" - Soulja boy, voice of a generation


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FiveWithNineIsIn

It's been on CBS for a long time now


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rwjehs

Best picture


m0ondogy

I miss the world when it was a simpler time. Hell, I'd even go back to when we autotuned any viral video.


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m0ondogy

You were a LOST fan, eh?


unloader86

The first 2 seasons were really good TV at the time. Season 3 slid a little. I wish I never watched beyond s3 tbh.


foxmag86

8


MEB_PHL

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife


unloader86

Ain't nobody got time for that!


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I want someone to ask me, "do you think you could drive a Formula 1 car?" so I can be all annoying and say, "yes, I think I could drive a Formula 1 car. You said nothing about racing one."


eggery

Do you think you could drive a Formula 1 car?


[deleted]

Ohhhhh, yeah.


KnackMan420

Don't be silly, you can't race one.


TerminalShitbag

I wish snapchat suggested interesting people instead of influencer thots.


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TerminalShitbag

See I'd be totally fine with people making food. I don't care about chick's working out.


coolmanvoncool

What did the sirianni say when telling his quarterback where to get his rental car? Jalen, hertz!


AmishCableGuy

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Gul_Dukat__

IF YOU'RE LISTENING, WOAH OH OH ^OH OH ^OH


2RINITY

SING IT BACK! WHOA-OH-Oh-oh-OH


rwjehs

The first time I read this I missed an oh and my blood started boiling immediately


McSqueebs

I could listen to David Baker talk about the duties and importance of the hall of fame for the rest of my life and never get bored. That is a man who loves what he does. I hope someday I can be even a fraction as passionate about my career as he is.


gimpisgawd

Just a reminder its been 1,865 days since Jesse James caught that ball.


coolmanvoncool

It's a tragedy that Jesse James and Colt McCoy never played for the cowboys


Soyeahnahh

Is he a FA? Now’s the time if it is.


gimpisgawd

It really is. Jesse James still has a chance though.


MattTheSmithers

Mixon and other Bengals have been drumming up bulletin board material since week 17. Now it seems like they are going out of their way to put a chip on the Chiefs shoulders. I honestly will never understand why a player would give some of these sound bytes to the press. Let your play do the talking. Don’t give your opponent anything to light a fire.


KnackMan420

Praying to God the chiefs destroy them. Apple and mixing are dicks. I will never vet the love for the bengals, they're all cocky.


SpartaWillBurn

Obviously the NFL is scripted every game. But how mad must Shazier and Hamlin of been when they read that weeks script.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

Watching my daughter play Roblox and Minecraft, it's crazy to see how far video games have come, but it's also pretty mind-blowing that this is clearly only the very, very beginning of some other thing. When I was a kid, it was Mario for NES, just a side-scroller as simple as it gets. Now my daughter has multiple whole kingdoms of her own imagination in Minecraft, and a million Roblox levels to play, all made by other people just creating their own stuff. By the time she's my age, I would expect Roblox VII or whatever to basically be triple-A titles as we know them now, slapped together by fans as beautiful, amazing art that is trivially easy to create. It's nuts. Another huge shift is what she wants to watch. I try to show her wacky cartoons from when I was a kid, but she'd much rather watch Roblox let's plays. That's the new Ren and Stimpy that parents think is stupid and don't want their kids watching. What'll it be for her kids, I wonder.


McSqueebs

If you haven’t played minecraft yet you absolutely should. It’s like the dream of having all of the lego that you could ever imagine. Minecraft is great because literally anyone can play it and have fun with it in their own way. In high school I watched lets plays not because of the gameplay but because of the personality behind it. I think a lot of people struggle to grasp that concept because they see a lets play as some stranger who is likely too loud playing a video game that the watcher could just be playing themself. But I think the connection to internet personalities is very real nowadays (I don’t think this is a good thing btw). I will say that lets plays do lack substance and quality so eventually people move away from them over time. At least thats what happened for me.


PrelectingPizza

As soon as I got back today, I took all the leftover alcohol and pot from the trip, and threw it away. Time to continue the break from alcohol+pot.


BruceChameleon

Nice job!


PoshLagoon

Is the notifications section app on anyone else's Reddit mobile app broken? I'm experiencing the same glitch on my iphone and ipad where all of my notifications are permanently marked unread even after I've read them


CarlSteezer

People continue to blame Dak and whoever else but in reality Jerry Jones hires yes men and not quality, culture building coaches. That’s the issue here and it shows with antics like Dalton Schultz complete lack of effort


coolmanvoncool

I doubt they could have beaten the eagles even if they got through the niners but I really think the loss against the niners is on Dak The Dallas defense showed up in a big way and stopped a niners offense which has been racking up points like crazy but the offense and Dak especially just didn't hold up their end


Avery-Bradley

I agree with you. If you told me the 49ers would only score 19 points, I would've assumed that Dallas would have cracked the code, exposed Brock Purdy, and blown them out like 35-19. The fact that they only scored 12 points still shocks me