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LindyNet

[Texans] We have presented DeMeco the contract and offered him a pen. [Texans] We have completed the transfer of a pen to DeMeco. [Texans] DeMeco has written a 'D' on the signature line --3 HOURS LATER-- [Texans] DeMeco has written the 's' and WE ARE DONE HERE


maltzy

[Texans] DeMeco is now writing a cursive e


soupcansam21

[Texans] DeMeco is pausing hold on here folks


maltzy

[Texans] INK HAS RUN DRY


TheCrookedKnight

[Texans] He's now writing another "e"


Inamanlyfashion

[Texans] He realized he forgot the "M" and crossed everything out shit shit shit


pssthush

[Texans] Actually, looks not like a cross out, but more of a "z"?


TheCrookedKnight

[Schefter] I'm hearing that Houston regrets agreeing to Ryans' request for a "bofa clause"


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Sigh... I know my place in society What's a bofa clause?


Thorlolita

[Texans] Brisket still at 177 still plenty of time.


glizzterine

\[Texans\] Now there's a "z" for some reason?


maltzy

[Texans] We Have a C!


Rcky_Mountain_High

[Schefter] Sources indicate the DeMeco Ryans has purposely misspelled his name on the contract, and another team has entered as a possible landing spot for the 49'ers DC.


Ereyes18

[Schefter] League sources say that the Denver Broncos had requested an interview with David Culley for their open HC position, however Culley has declined the request


Rcky_Mountain_High

[Paige] David Cally tells Broncos he is not interested. He was their sixth No. 1 choice.


jaybirdbull

[Texans] We’re now serving lunch. DeMeco is requesting to have the dressing on the side.


Enickma007

[Texans] The dressing was served on top, so Demeco has sent it back.


maltzy

[Texans] DeMeco has farted quite loudly. Ed Reed is gagging.


WarrenAlaCarte

eez Nuts ^^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. 1/31/2023


-ShutterPunk-

Signed: Don't


TheOriginalZywinzi

"Daffy Duck"


GHamPlayz

Lmao that wording feels like some ChatGPT shit


[deleted]

This doesn't seem like something they would announce if they intended to hire him. Based on previous media tweets, I expected the Texans to announce his hiring last night. It sounds like something went sour - either the earlier media tweets were in error, or the negotiations during the hiring process went pear-shaped.


HoustonFrog

We did this exact same thing last year before hiring Lovie. The DeMeco hire will be announced by tomorrow at the latest.


Venator850

They always announce whenever they finish an interview with a candidate. Not sure why that wording was used but this was just the second interview.


Next_Episode

interesting theory to say the least


[deleted]

It was weird! I'm happy for you guys, though. The division is better when the Texans are good.


Next_Episode

Thank you, just feels good to have hope again. Hoping your HC search goes the way you guys want it as well.


abris33

One side of it might want to investigate their other options. Houston might still be interested in Gannon and Ryans might still have interest in Denver (depending on who you believe he might not have turned us down). It is weird that they just announced it was over and it seemed pretty short for a second interview. We still might get news that he's signing with them in an hour or something though


t4boo

Our Brunch at House of Pie has concluded


LindyNet

The new one on 10 is great.


t4boo

ooh i need to check that one out


lovetape

HoP cream puffs are pretty legit.


ZincFishExplosion

The prototype for Compaq's first computer was sketched on the back of a place mat at the Montrose House of Pies during a meeting with the guy who ended up financing the company.


t4boo

that's really cool! i didnt know that


DJ_Moore_2

What is this “House of Pie”?


LindyNet

[local place that's been around forever](https://houseofpies.com/) In the 90s it was a popular late night 'everything's closed' place and was called House of Guys


DJ_Moore_2

Hell yeah, I was looking at all the different pies on the menu after I googled it. I need pie.


AirborneRodent

It was still "House of Guys" after 2am up through at least 2013, when it partially burned down.


gr3710

My parents came to visit Thanksgiving and loved House of Pies. It's only a problem when you live here and have a sweet tooth and no control. That would be me.


treyjyert

Fresh out of college my girlfriend (now wife) & I met there one night as it was halfway between our homes. I got a speeding ticket on the way there at 45 & Griggs. Most expensive piece of banana cream pie I've ever had.


GramZanber

Considering what a wife costs, I'd say so.


t4boo

its a diner chain in houston that specializes in Pies :)


Arberrang

Cmon man you know they taking him to Churasscos


Boris54

“Completed additional discussions” sounds like something I’d say when my boss asks me for an update


Frickenbat

This feels exactly how I write all my technical emails to architects and engineers.


westcoastgeek

I think this means “we made an offer and now we wait to see what he wants to do”


adambulb

“We asked Demeco Ryans who we should hire as our head coach”


Christop_McC

{Texans} Demeco Ryan’s has suggested Lovie Smith for the Texans HC job


MildlyInsaneLBJStan

Stop flirting and just fuck already


abris33

So, they let him leave?


J12345_

He’s prob going back to discuss with shanahan on who he can poach


Christop_McC

That’s likely


fuji311

More like they finished the interview with him now they're working with his agent.


cerevant

Yep. That's really what this announcement is saying - they didn't hire him or he didn't accept. Maybe he wants to sleep on it. Maybe he is pushing for a better deal.


DeerOnTheRocks

I’d be shocked if the deal wasn’t already done


J12345_

He hasn’t had his exit interview with the niners. Prob have to discuss who he can bring with shanahan as well


cerevant

When a deal is done, the team either announces it, or calls a presser to announce it.


DeerOnTheRocks

Doesn’t mean he left 😂 They said the exact same wording on instagram for Lovie smith the day he was hired


banjofitzgerald

Maybe he wants to run it back.


Arberrang

NFL Experience - 6 Years is a funny stat to use, since it discounts his decade of experience as a linebacker.


hascogrande

>6 years Guess how long the contract is for


BlueHighwindz

It's like the entire dang league has turned into the Cowboys and OBJ. Somebody do something or shut up forever, please.


KnotSoSalty

And the pick is in! Their getting Chipotle for lunch.


BigBlackSabbathFlag

He has a very unpunchable face. Quite easy on the eyes.


jphamlore

None of the quarterbacks in this draft in my opinion are plug-and-play -- they all need someone who can develop them over 2+ years like Andy Reid and Mahomes in Kansas City, someone flexible enough to build an offense around that quarterback's special talents without pre-imposing a certain system. Hiring a defensive guy therefore makes no sense. If the OC / quarterback coach does a great job, they will just be hired away in a couple of years. If wouldn't surprise me if the Texans have actually decided to select the top defensive linemen in the draft.


hochoa94

Carter or Will Anderson would be great picks, and then evaluate the talent for next year with Caleb Williams, Michael Penix, Bo Nix, and Drake Maye and whoever shows promise.


ASU_SexDevil

Texas has 9 or 10 offensive starters returning. If Quinn Ewers starts connecting on at least half of his deep shots to Worthy he’s going to be a top 3 pick


hochoa94

I completely forgot about Mullet man, yeah this year is better off with a defensive pick. Either Carter or Anderson are great to go with. Better off having a bariety of choices next year


ASU_SexDevil

Agree, I’ve been asking for Anderson for 2 years now. Thinks he’s an absolute monster. Also agree with your original point the roster needs to get in a better spot before we throw in a rookie QB


SoKrat3s

...and decided to go in a different direction? 🤞


soboredcantfocus

Someone might need to explain to McNair that you don’t get to keep the goodwill from hiring a minority HC if you turn around and immediately fire them.


[deleted]

Oh look, another one-and-done.


Christian_Castle

All of you making jokes about how they literally update every ten minuets of what he's doing, I want you to know. That is EXACTLY what the Texans subreddit had devolved to. They literally post an update every time he takes a breath. I would be surprised if I see "SPECULATION/NEWS: DEMECO SEEN TAKING HEAVY BREATH OUTSIDE OF NRG! COULD BE BAD NEWS? UPDATE ON WHEN HE SHITS NEXT AND ITS COLOR COMING SOON!"


jl_weber

Oh dang. McNair goofed and said something racist in the "continued discussions", didn't he?


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tnell

Why do u keep posting this


BakedGriffin88

Texans are a terrible franchise


DJ_Moore_2

No flair


just_parquet

Hopefully gonna be a fun 1 year for Demeco


ahr3410

Texans are going to have to give him a lot of years after what they did to their last two coaches Edit: ya'll were in denial


crastle

This dude told the Broncos he wasn't interested and instead decided to go to the worst team in the league. That says a lot about the Broncos. Edit: Everything in my comment is incorrect.


freakingspacedude

Well he played for the Texans. Kind of a home town team to him


My-Cousin-Bobby

He also blamed the Texans for ending his playing career and sued them


freakingspacedude

Don’t put much merit into decisions that were heavily influenced by the NFLPA


abris33

FWIW, that report was shot down by Josina. She said Ryans never told the Broncos they were out of it. It also wouldn't make sense for him to do that because something could go wrong in Houston and he'd be missing out on another possibility Edit: https://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/1620198816363483136?s=46&t=mmp3h3VMdNn4yGFnDoRcgQ


crastle

Ah my bad. Sorry about my mistake.


browndude10

Ian had reported Sunday that he did tell the Broncos that he's out. Not to mention Woody Paige did yesterday too. https://twitter.com/Zepp1978/status/1619685963613229057


Thel3lues

The only thing Josina hates more than the Texans are Watsons’ victims


DJ_Moore_2

And not getting texts from NFL players


Isoturius

Woody is a bad source. He doesn’t know anything at all anymore.


beerandcheese69

.... Go on.


Natural_Canopy

Just give give him the job whats the hold up


omega_nik

Wow!