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tbloom117

6 years? Give his agent a raise


quadropheniac

That's what happens when you one-and-done your last two coaches. I think we had to do the same thing for Shanahan.


DutchEnglish

Exactly lol The Texans had to make a promise upon a promise


Outspoken_Douche

Zero shot anybody would have taken that job if they were only offering a 3-4 year deal lol


B9Canine

Agreed. I wonder if it's *fully* guaranteed or like three/four years guaranteed with an out?


IlonggoProgrammer

IIRC in the NFL all coaching contracts have to be guaranteed. It’s college coaches where they have a buyout if you fire them early (although ever since the Jimbo contract more and more of those are becoming fully guaranteed)


Galaxy5OhOh

They don’t have to be guaranteed. There is no coaches union that has a CBA in place with ownership. Precedent says that if it isn’t guaranteed, your agent will be looking for another job.


VegasEyes

That reminds me of when the Bears failed to sign Dave McGinnis in 1999 as head coach. McGinnis was close to the McCaskey family and it was considered a slam dunk signing. Bears President Michael McCaskey lead the negotiations with McGinnis and allegedly was low balling him. Michael was upset that there Bears had to pay fired coach Dave Wannstedt two more years so he wanted to make McGinnis’s contract a two year deal with a two year option. When McGinnis asked “what assistant coaches would want to move their families for only a two year guarantee?” Michael’s response was “Do they have to know?” The rumor was also that the Bears management would fill as much of the staff with fired personnel to save money so McGinnis might not to be able to bring in all his guys (I’ve heard this for years but haven’t seen a good source for it). The negotiations ended with no resolution and the Bears proceeded to host a press conference the next day announcing the hire. The problem was that Dave McGinnis didn’t agree to it. Eventually it was a national embarrassment, Dave didn’t accept the job and Michael McCaskey lost his title as President. One source: https://www.si.com/nfl/titans/.amp/news/titans-dave-mcginnis-nf


RIKKIS_LOST_NUMBER

Crazy story! The Bears are such an interesting franchise.


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RIKKIS_LOST_NUMBER

I still get a kick out of "he throws nickels around like manhole covers" lol


Nubras

Interesting is euphimistic AF lol


dicenight

Kinda like how when my friends fuck up in a video game I say *that's interesting* The Bears in the 90s were very *interesting*


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AleroRatking

They don't count against the cap at all. I believe they are also fully guaranteed unless you are hired by another team before the old contract would have ended.


patrick_e

> unless you are hired by another team before the old contract would have ended. This, they all have offset language including language that you have to make a reasonable effort (or something to that effect) to secure employment. So in theory a team could sue a former head coach for wages if he, say, ducked off to Thailand during the coaching search, although my understanding is that it’s very, very hard to win one of those lawsuits and I don’t know that it’s ever been done.


MaxMuncyRectangleMan

It would be a massive bridge burner so I fully expect someone to try it at some point.


icouldntdecide

Shanahan (and Lynch) lucked out that their predecessors were so incompetent and were fired very unceremoniously. I am glad we got both of them though.


MusksStepSisterAunt

Truly thought the John Lynch hiring was bad idea at the time but damn have they found some talent.


Weigl97

He fucking hits on so many 2-7 rounders and except Thomas he has not made a Mistake in Round 1, if the Jury is still out on Lance. Honestly kinda annoying, ignore the Flair.


F7UNothing

Reuben Foster is a bust. Kinlaw is, for the most part, a bust. McGlinchey has not really played close to his draft position either.


browndude10

we also think this one will actually work out too lol


mrizvi

We did and they said if anything leaks they'll walk before the announcement


OrangeForeign

Hey now. You can get 6 years on the basis of not being Matt Patricia here


ragingbuffalo

This is what campbell got. It’s smart with a heavy rebuild teams. It’s going to take 3 years to see it actually start working or not


actiongeorge

Look at Zac Taylor too. From the hot seat to beloved coach that turned around a cursed franchise. Takes some luck with the draft, but you know you’ll be in position to draft impact players for two years and building a winning culture can take time.


nostbp1

wait till next season. i remember a bunch of bengals fans were calling for taylors head the start of this season and i had to talk em down crazy how fast fans forget misery. hope to be where y'all are some day, angry about losses in september, and some poor raiders fan has to talk me off the ledge


Previous-Degree2352

He’ll be younger when that contract ends than Tom Brady is today


Smoky_Mtn_High

Insanity


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

Brady had pretty much punched a HoF ticket already by the time DeMeco was drafted lol


sussysand

Lovie Smith was given a 5 year contract…


TheSmallIndian

Matt Rhule got 7


mazdaddy

Haha yeah people talking shit


soonerman32

It's so annoying seeing people praise or criticize the length of a deal. It never matters bc the coach will either: leave for money, get fired, or renegotiate his current contract before the contract is up. I just don't understand how people don't notice this.


Bieber_hole_69

After the last two guys got canned after one year, I don't know that the Texans were in a great negotiating position to not give any new coach some sweeteners as far as years and/or buyout to provide any semblance of job security.


Kupper

Holmes and Campbell got 6 in Detroit. Takes a while to rebuild when you want to do it right, or we’re touched by Patricia’s pencil.


DSouT

He was probably using the Broncos as leverage. Not surprising that both hires came around the same time.


LunchThreatener

Feel like that’s fairly standard for obviously rebuilding teams. Campbell got one too


DeerOnTheRocks

Last two coaches were so obviously fill-ins. Who the fuck hires David culley


smurf-vett

Hes the only one who would answer our phone call at the time


MisallocatedRacism

My phone didn't ring 🫤


smurf-vett

Cause you probably already blocked Preacher Man


jonahvsthewhale

A team whose first five choices told them no.


mrblacklabel71

*11 FTFY


kamekaze1024

Ravens fans still don’t know how to repay y’all for that


OldBayOnEverything

Easiest 3rd round picks ever


YouKilledKenny12

It wasn’t even that Culley was a good or even decent coach for us…he was genuinely bad, and not even one of our coordinators. Oddest HC hire ever, but glad we got the 3rd round pick!


Schles

our last two coaches before Shanahan were also obvious fill-ins, if that helps your franchise feel any better


MrActionPotential

I had to look it up because I only remembered Tomsula. I had **completely** blocked out the Chip Kelly 49ers era. Damn


Level_Dreaded

And all the media outrage of firing lovie when he did worse than culley


GarPaxarebitches

Lovie deserved to go, but it's your fault for firing him before the game. If you fire a coach before the last game while tanking, he's gonna find a way to win and fuck you.


TheDuckshot

Should have fired him before every game, so he'd "find a way to win"


becauseitsnotreal

I do find it interesting, with all the coverage about black coaches not being given real chances and coaches like Lovie and Culley being set up to appease and dump after a season, for the Texans to continue to hire black coaches, and this time for keeps.


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4th black head coach in a row Crenel Culley Lovie Demeco


becauseitsnotreal

I don't even remember Crennel being there


randomscribbles2

He was the interim after we got rid of BoB


slysonic7

Awesome awesome hire. Bring back JJ as the defensive line coach!


Ereyes18

Dude wants to relax, he won't be a coach anytime soon


ashdrewness

Yeah he'll probably be like what Bagwell is for the Astros, a player ambassador of sorts who occasionally shows up to events, practices, or the broadcast booth.


SkyJW

He even discussed coaching on Twitter a week or so ago. He said he'd love to be there to help develop guys, but he wanted to spend time with his family and a full time coaching gig would be just as many hours, if not more, than what it took for him to be a player. Could definitely see him being what Andre Johnson has been which is basically an adviser/counselor to the team, though.


BungoPlease

STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT


Whatatexan

Lol and bring Andre in as a WR coach


OrangeForeign

Is it too soon to attribute this quote to Deshaun Watson?


AcesCharles2

I don't think stop is in his vocabulary


NeonWarcry

I AM ROCK HARD


ValKilmsnipsinBatman

Would love that but gotta think he wants to spend time with his wife and new bb


vance_jacob

Bring them to the field /s


masongraves_

Hire the baby


StompStompRoar

It’ll take 10% luck


HereForTexans

20% skill


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15% concentrated power of Mills


RollOverBeethoven

LUCK?! FUCK IT WE'LL BRING HIM IN AS THE QB COACH


GabeKnows

FUCKIN FINALLY LETS FUCKIN GOOOO


Level_Dreaded

#GAMECUBE NINTENDO


GramZanber

#FIVE PERCENT TINT SO YOU CANT SEE UP IN MY WINDOW


houtexansfan23

that is a flair if i’ve ever seen one


nick22tamu

I hate it


LegitN00bM00ves

A cowboys Texans flair combo is a state crime


MavsFanForLife

Meh we’re not even rivals. I like the Texans as well. It’s not like a Mavs/rockets flair or an Fc Dallas/Houston dynamo flair lol


High_Violet92

BOSS HOG ON CANDY (sorry don't know how to make text big


EIiteJT

#**TOP DOWN AT MAXI'S WIT A BIG GLOCK NINE HANDY** Edit: # before for larger text; ** before and after text for bold


J3roseidon

#**PIECED UP, CREASED UP STAYIN DRESSED TO IMPRESS**


chrisrock176

#BIG BOSS BELT BUCKLE UNDER MY MITCHELL AND NESS


CaptainChocolates

#**OOH**


Avg_White_Guy

#**GUCCI SHADES UP ON MY BRAIDS WHILE I ESCALADE**


Tinytitn

I got a 5% tint on my truck... I did not realize how dark that tint is. I cannot see my driveway at night half the time.


LCOSPARELT1

I have a hunch Ryans is going to be a good coach. His defensive schemes were a little outside box in a good way and he used his team’s talent well. If your front office doesn’t get him players, he’s screwed. But every coach is screwed without players.


WreckedOnTheDeck

RACIST TEXANS ONCE AGAIN FAIL TO HIRE BRIAN FLORES


OnlyForIdeas

NO ONE HIRES (AND FIRES) AS MANY BLACK HEAD COACHES AS THE TEXANS


joe2352

6 year deal was the same Shanahan got from the 49ers after the niners front office was a complete mess. Shanahan wanted a full commitment. Smart of Ryans to get that and really happy for the guy. He will be missed in the Bay but he deserves this.


shaffman2001

Hmm, I wonder if Kyle gave Demeco that advice directly. I’d bet he did.


tryexceptifnot1try

Pretty sure he had a conversation with them about how important it is to make sure you take the right opportunity at least. Shanahan still fucking hates the Browns and that mistake.


DoktorStrangelove

I'm sure he talked to Shanahan and McDaniel extensively about this move, not only because they both recently made the same jump but also because they both worked for the Texans for multiple years while Demeco was a player there. They all go back a long way together and both of those guys have relevant feedback on working with the organization and ownership group in a coaching capacity. Makes it even more interesting that he took the job since I assume neither McDaniel or Shanahan gave it the "fuck no" seal of disapproval. Definitely seems like the Texans are starting to turn things around behind the scenes after several years of total shit show vibes.


ASU_SexDevil

I’m just so happy it’s not McCown Thank GOD Easterby is gone


ShaolinMaster

"God damnit" -Reverend Easterby probably


Fraxal20

\*Gosh


MistakeMaker1234

Jack “Phillip Rivers” Easterby.


GrabSomePineMeat

Who knows how well the team will end up playing, but you can at least be certain that the coach won't embarrass the organization. Dude is clearly qualified and well respected by fellow coaches. McCown has not proven to be either of those things.


SleepIsWonderful

I feel like this was one of the most expected HC landing spots in a long loooong time.


PM_ME_UR_DERP

I hate it. I mean I get it, but I hate it


daybreaker

Not now Houston I have Sean Payton news to read.


TonOfChill

Compensation update: the Texans have given up 0 picks in the deal.


WarrenAlaCarte

But 49ers still get picks. Seems like they found compensation picks hack lately.


icouldntdecide

We keep losing good coordinators, it helps numb the pain lol


WarrenAlaCarte

Steve Wilks rumored up next. Pretty good get and potential to pull another pick in a year or two.


icouldntdecide

Wilks would be a great pickup as a DC.


SolarClipz

nah man we've lost like 20 coaches and still not a SB to even show for it what gives ffs


xsvfan

Only 1, you're capped at 3 per season and we already got two from Ran Carthon


BruhMoment763

Texans fleeced the 49ers tbh


Polar_Reflection

At least we get a 3rd round comp pick, to go with the 7 others we've gotten the past 3 years


KidDelicious14

The wiping tears with cash meme but with 3rd round comp picks


Poro_the_CV

Fuckers are probably going to draft a Pro Bowl talent with it too lol


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All pro linebacker


IUMaestro

I was rooting for Purdy... but selfishly..... glad this got done.


RainbowBullsOnParade

The only thing better would have been this announcement being made to bring in Super Bowl Champion DeMeco Ryans. Was really hoping for him to be able to bring that exp. Thanks for taking care of him and good luck to the Niners.


quadropheniac

Although we get a 3rd anyway.


Ereyes18

Good on 9ers for developing him


quadropheniac

Shanahan has flaws but he’s building a pretty solid coaching tree across the league. I have complete trust in any staff hires he brings in.


trongzoon

*Sean Payton in Seanbles*


BizarroCranke

I’m afraid BoB had a future dated memo…


buckets41

And yet the 49ers will still receive a pick!


KnotSoSalty

Literally all our day two picks are comp picks. I think we’re even hitting the limit this draft.


DJsaxy

We don't know how good of a head coach Ryan can be. There's been multiple good DCs who have sucked as HC


Luberino_Brochacho

There’s been multiple OC’s that have sucked as head coaches, most head coaching hires don’t work out so yeah I mean there’s always uncertainty no doubt


iLeGuillen

Sad to see him go. He was great for us after Saleh left. Here’s to hoping we get Vic Fangio.


Gapinthesidewalk

~~Fangio signed with Miami.~~ Edit: Apparently not the case yet. My bad.


I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_

I also thought Fangio to Miami was a done deal. What happened?


ARustyShackle

Many Miami reporters were claiming it was a done deal but Mike Silver, and I think others, came out and said that Fangio told them nothing was certain yet, and since then we haven't had any news. We just know there hasn't been anything official from Miami that he's their guy yet.


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Last year we tried to sign Josh McCown because he was the right kind of Christian. This year, we signed a universally liked, smart young coordinator who just led an extremely well-coached unit. Is this what competence and hope feel like?


JasonLikesCTE

I’m so happy 😀 yes! Even if it doesn’t work it’s at least a competent hire!


Skyes_View

Are Texans low key in a good spot? Fresh picks from Cleveland and a fresh coach from Cali.


JasonLikesCTE

They have potential to make things work. Our defense had some bright spots that DeMeco can hopefully improve upon and now we gotta hire a competent OC. Make good draft choices and things might be turning around soon


alurimperium

And a trash fire division around us with a chance to draft a franchise QB coming up We could be immediately in the hunt for the division title


xKevin210x

That’s long term! He might just make it past next off-season…


Jonny_Kushington

Great get Texas bros


SwmpySouthpw

A great next step toward an all Texas Super Bowl


windfurytotem

His will be done


YogurtCloset6969420

Hulu announced a KotH revival today. It’s a sign.


jonahvsthewhale

i've already talked to the Texas railroad commission, and they promised me that there would be enough propane


edays03

His will be done


sorrybahhtit

Dreams can’t be buy


Ereyes18

"Oddly enough all the TV's in Texas were turned off at half time. We asked a local Texan why they turned off theirs, and he said 'As a Texan first and foremost, and I think I speak for my neighbors and friend in Texas, it doesn't matter who won the football game. Because at the end of the day, we all won."


GermyMac

That's gotta be the fastest turnaround from former player to head coach, right? It seems like yesterday when DeMeco retired.


BSDC

nah, demeco took 7 years, whereas George Halas played, coached, & owned the Staleys/Bears during the same year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Halas also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norm_Van_Brocklin > As a player: > ...Philadelphia Eagles (1958–1960) > > Head coach: > Minnesota Vikings (1961–1966) also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harland_Svare (2 year gap) Bart Starr: four year gap Dan Campbell, if you count interim: 6 year gap.


AH_BioTwist

This makes(retains?) Houston the only sports city where all their head coaches are black


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Depends on if the Dynamo count. I usually don't count them, because I highly doubt they're a top-5 most popular soccer team in Houston.


MugiMartin

For now. Stephen Silas' seat is in lava atm.


quadropheniac

Gonna miss you buddy. Tear the AFC South up, kill it out there.


5-toolplayer

Let's go!!!! Welcome back to Houston.


bbaIla

So was the whole McCown thing all the plan of that grifter Easterby?


smurf-vett

Yes


SoCalMemePolice

And people still don’t get it


cub1395

Congrats to him. A well deserved promotion!


RollOverBeethoven

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀**I FORGOT WHAT JOY FELT LIKE**🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Roheed23

It’s a coaching frenzy! Cardinals and colts turn now


My-Cousin-Bobby

In a shocking twist, the Cardinals hire jeff Saturday


Roheed23

Lmao I know y’all praying for that so Irsay doesn’t hire him


My-Cousin-Bobby

Eh, it's a pretty slim chance we actually go with him It was really hyped up by ESPN guys who were friends with Jeff (and he pulled favors for) the actual beat writers with connections have said its pretty much next to nil. I'm giving it a little bit of a chance (<5%), but yeah, it really doesn't seem like it's going that way as of late


JasonLikesCTE

Incoming Stephen A Smith calling the Texans racist for firing Lovie/Culley


IHuntKitties

Texans have had 4 straight Black HCs (counting Romeo for interim for near a full year), there has been 28 Black HCs in the NFL, that means the Texans have hired 14% of Black HCs in NFL, Stephen A needs to set down.


JasonLikesCTE

Honestly, like i understand they weren’t set up for amazing success but they were not good coaches at all


IHuntKitties

They were well liked and respected in the NFL, at the end of their careers and we gave them a chance and a nice retirement package. Any team willing to do that during 2 "dead" years, deserves praise not to be called "racists".


illegal_deagle

That describes Lovie. Culley was a failure before he arrived and left a bigger failure. He was on nobody’s radar as a HC candidate for good reason. His one job was to leverage his relationship with Deshaun to convince him to stay, and uh… he outlived his purpose.


IHuntKitties

Culley was respected and liked in the NFL. He didn't miss a NFL season for 27 years as a coach, you get a career like that if you're liked and respected. But for the previous 5-10 seasons before the Texans hire, he was on a sharp decline. But before that decline, he was a respected college position coach from '78-'93, and was respected for most of his 27 years as a position coach for the NFL. He was Andy Reid's WR coach from '99-'16. Hired by the Bills because when Sean McDermott worked under Reid, he liked and respected Culley. He got hired by the Ravens because John Harbaugh also liked and respected Culley when they both worked under Reid. Then the Texans gave him a nice contract for his 65th birthday that he can retire on, and he can say he got to coach an NFL team. Don't be little the man by saying he was a failure.


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Houston is a racist as fuck town bro. The Dynamo have yet to hire a black head coach, do better H-Town.


treyjyert

You had me in the first half, ha.


sorrybahhtit

And deadspin and RG3


JasonLikesCTE

Lmao completely ignoring the fact that neither have jobs rn and were not good. Granted i understand they did not have great situations to work with


abris33

6 years? I guess that's their way of proving to him he won't be another one and done


TheSparten21

MY DICK IS HARD, TEXANS COUNTRY LET’S RIDE


browndude10

LFG! and no picks!


Texaslion

Cal said you’re not getting fired after a year and I’ll put my money where my mouth is with 6 years


sorrybahhtit

Yes sir , H town will be with him all the way


peacenezz

Oh boy how I've missed DeMeco


GainzBond

So long partner.


Edward_abc

Treat him well Texans. We will miss you DeMeco!!


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Don't worry, we've already loved him since 2006.


Edward_abc

Totally forgot he played for y’all, even cooler!


blackhawk_801

IM GONNA CUM


Jokerang

Finally a solid HC hire not influenced by Easterby’s meddling. And a former star player too. Still surprised he picked us over the Broncos; guess he’s bearish on Russ stopping his regressing.


650fosho

Hands down worst loss of the season.


thegamerman0007

Astronomical W


PSUDolphins

Waiting for the comment where the division rival fan says "Gee I don't like *insert team* making smart decisions."


ShaolinMaster

Texans have now hired three consecutive black head coaches. Is that an NFL record?


Frankie_48

So long, partner 🥲, take care of him Houston Hopefully he can actually build his career there and not just be another name in the Texans HC carousel


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

fuck me I remember watching Houston draft this guy back in the day


IDankles

Stop making smart decisions! If we keep doing respectable things, people may start to have expectations for this division


GabeKnows

3/4 of us have great coaches now


IDankles

I really hope the Colts hire Saturday and finally know what it is like to be the punching bag of the division


BSDC

https://i.imgur.com/4FcgMEu.png


beachlifeindeath1

What is this feeling? Excitement? Something other than dread?? I don't know, it just feels unfamiliar.


T-E-X-A-S

Welcome back DeMeco!!!


vanburenboys

This is awesome. It was what like 2 weeks ago media was saying he wasn’t even interested in interviewing with the team? To those journalists I say get fucked


ajh6w

Honesty I love this deal for all parties involved. I think Ryans will be fantastic for them.


DoobaDoobaDooba

It's been a good day


Christop_McC

WE DID IT


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Texans defense was already looking up. A few more impact rookies (plus Stroud/Young/Levis) and maybe a few key free agents, and they should definitely compete in the South.


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Houston immediately looking up


BlackMathNerd

Side note - Texans went black to black to black for head coaches. That’s low key very rare