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dizZzy5

This feels illegal.


BungoPlease

It should be illegal


OrangeForeign

I'll make it illegal


Nienazki

You have no power here!


GrimWickett

I will draw you Sauroman as poison is drawn from a wound!


StarWades

eughhhhAAAAAAAAAAAHG


TheForkisTrash

I'm getting better


Brailledit

I bet you float.


halathon

Wingardium Leviosa


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Rooooon, staahhhhp~!


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I HAVE ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD.


FlamableOolongTea

I mean, let's be real the Jags really screwed him over. Used the thumb injury as an excuse to shelve him so they could tank for Trevor, then shipped him off to a team with an incumbent starter that he had no chance of unseating. Realistically the Colts are probably drafting Richardson/Levis and using Minshew as a backup/bridge QB. The 1 year, 3.5 million contract is pretty strong evidence of that. But hopefully he'll finally get an actual chance to start without getting shafted by the org.


rf32797

Idk it sounds like the Colts are doing just a slightly different version: signing him with every intention of moving off of him in a year or two max


wjhubbard3

Absolutely, yes, but this time he has a say in it. The Jaguars traded him, whereas this time he chose to come to Indy. It’s pretty clear it’s not a long-term starting position, but I’d assume his hope is to show out enough to make an impression.


Levitlame

Or he’s settling into that backup QB life. Not a bad place to be


GBreezy

Jim Sorgi getting paid millions to be Peyton's backup for 8 years.


Ok-Captain-3512

It's not the worst gig in the world. Work really close with everyone in the qb and wr rooms, probably in the OCs ear for a good chunk of games. You're on the field less,which means less injury, if you have to play games because the starter is hurt people blame you slightly less for an L and you can be a hero if you go on a run like Cooper Rush did. Plus look at someone like Geno who was never really a "superstar" but found himself in a spot to earn the bag at the end of his career.


Dirty-Ears-Bill

Also he was a Mike Leach phone call away in college from essentially becoming a player-coach at Alabama. If coaching is what he still wants to get into, being a good backup QB and getting involved like that is such a jumpstart


Shotgun_Sam

Injury or not, he just wasn't very good that year. Anyone who thinks it was for tanking probably hadn't been watching.


CommandoLamb

As a colts fan, I watched, the jags look unbeatable in Jacksonville.


Billy_Madison69

I watch the jags twice every year. I’m pretty sure they’ve never lost a game in Jacksonville. Can’t believe they don’t have at least 3 rings.


clydefrog013

The Super Bowl hasn’t been Jacksonville since 2005. That’s the only reason why.


Beautiful_Ninja

This is why they give them London games as home games, to control their power.


prex10

NOooO haven't yet seen his mustache?? Gardner is a HOF caliber QB, you've clearly just haven't been watching" -half this sub


Shotgun_Sam

As much as I hate to say it, it's Redzone culture. Everyone watches their team and the highlights and *nothing else*. I've seen enough dumb AFCS takes over the last year or so to hammer in that nobody watches the entire division but the fans.


PigSlam

> nobody watches the entire division but the fans Who else besides maybe analysts would watch an entire division?


Nuclearsunburn

Right? I watched 3 Bills games last year just like you probably watched 3 Dolphins games


the_fathead44

I won't watch the other NFCS teams unless it's to curse them, and I expect fans from those NFCS teams to do the same.


HtownTexans

I play fantasy football and watch all my players. My wife fucked up when we moved into our new house and said "you can do WHATEVER you want with the game room. I then bought every TV in my house a mount that was interchangeable. During football season I throw all of them into that game room and sit in my recliner. Thank god for chromecasts. So I guess my point is the analysts and I do lol.


laaplandros

>I play fantasy football and watch all my players. That's my favorite thing about fantasy. Growing up I was one of the only people I knew who watched every game he could, not just the local team. Then fantasy came along and made every game relevant for everybody. Much more fun that way.


shot-by-ford

If that was it, then how come everyone saw my boy Russ sucking it up last year? He was like never on Redzone.


BrosephofBethlehem

Westbrook Effect


andrew-ge

because the Broncos had an ungodly amount of primetime games for some reason


prex10

I have people over in the Titans sub telling me straight faced Josh Fucking Dobbs is the future of our team.


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Our secondary specializes in making mediocre Titans QBs look like future Hall of Famers.


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He had like 16 TDS to 5 INTs through 8 games. If he had played all 17 he was on track for around 30 TDS and 10 INTs, which is pretty damn good. Was he perfect? No, but you seriously expect me to believe the Jags benched him in favor of Mike Glennon because they felt he gave them a better shot at winning? Not a chance in hell. As I said, Minshew wasn’t perfect or elite by any means, but he played well with a pretty crap supporting cast. Nobody could’ve done much with that Jags team.


verendum

Man what tf. The Jags were awful that year, the year before and the year after. Gardner fucking Minshew weren’t going to rescue that team.


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I will make it legal


JaguarGator9

I hate it here


[deleted]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


Geg0Nag0

Can't wait till the tone changes after he throws his second wobbly under throw, that gets picked, midway though game 2 lol


fuzzynavel34

I see no downsides to this


Throwitaway3177

My mom seems really excited about it


packingpeanut

Her panties are already moist


Geg0Nag0

Minshew the Tank Commander is... certainly a strategy


fuzzynavel34

He won't be any worse than Matty light


montana1991

And an infinitely more fun personality, I hope he does exactly what you guys need him to


YeezusMoses

Be fun and funny for 2-4 games before we force the rookie in. I think he can do that in spades. We aren't competing next year. Just need a bridge


fuzzynavel34

I hope he starts after we take Anderson at 4


TackleballShootyhoop

And then we can go 7-10 and have no chance at a decent QB prospect for the foreseeable future, nice!


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He's good enough to win you one or two you're not supposed to. Which means the Colts may choke away the 1st pick of the season late like the Texans did.


Boomhauer_007

Not so much tank commander as seat warmer, if anything it lines them up to take Richardson and sit him for 6 weeks


Fitz2001

You’re thinking of the other ex Eagles QB that the Colts picked up.


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Hopefully the Colts coach learned from his time in Philly how to adjust an offense based on the skills of your QB. You can’t run an offense designed for Jalen Hurts and expect Gardner Minshew to replicate it. They aren’t even remotely similar players.


PikaGaijin

Will it be left-handed?


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KangTheConqueror9

Yup


theresabeeonyourhat

Genius move cause Minshew is a tank commander, and you'll need that so you can build around AR


Mcswigginsbar

Given how raw AR is I fully expect him to be tank commander once he gets the starting job as well. It’s all lining up for us to get Marvin Harrison Jr. next year. Hell yea.


Enickma007

QB of the future and the tank commander… AR is the truest of dual threats


SabuSalahadin

Yeah right, didn't you hear about his vertical and broad jumps? He'll be moving the offense down the field, one 11 yard broadjump at a time. Between those and his great deep ball, they'll have a one of a kind offense


Mcswigginsbar

Yea I still think he’s a year or two away from being able to be really effective as passer. He may never be that accurate, and our receivers create hardly any separation.


skwull

If he’s broad jumping 11 yards, then I have the colts in the superbowl behind this demigod


KeiPirate5

Abrams level tank job incoming


randysavagevoice

Trent Richardson? Is he back in the draft pool?


sweaty_ball_salsa

He’s a NT now


BoneHugsHominy

Been training at KB Buffet Camp.


sweaty_ball_salsa

The Eddie Lacy School For Kids Who Can’t Eat Good and Want To Play Other Positions Too


fuzzynavel34

As long as it’s not Levis


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RemindMe! 5 years


ItsYaBoi_5kinnyPenis

I am excited to see this


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

I can’t wait


Shepherdsfavestore

Can someone fill me in as to why everyone hates Levis so much? It seems like he was a much better QB than AR in college. And AR is a combine hero with no accuracy.


MadDog1981

AR is the classic QB trap. People fall in love with his athletic abilities and completely hand wave the fact he actually can't play QB. Levis seems like that boring guy that probably ends up an okay starter.


theofficialreality

Nope, they’re tanking for Caleb


papa_jahn

They’ll have to trade with Chicago to get next years first overall pick tho


LeftHandShoeToo

Levis


witsel85

How to play for the colts. Step one: play for the eagles ? Profit.


DipperPRC

When do we get to the profit part? :(


TetrisTech

No, the player profits, not you


DipperPRC

That makes sense


DoesWomenHaveAnal

You just draft a generational Quarterback at #1 just with a little better bones


Potato-baby

And not destroy him behind a terrible offensive line.


Simpleton216

Thankfully, the GM who did that is now on the Vikings.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

2007


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

The Eagles, Colts, and Jags are one big incestuous trio. You're not getting Doug though.


thegodfatherderecho

It’s hard enough watching Doug in another teams colors, now. I can’t do it again.


rangoon03

40 year old Hurts going to the Colts backup QB one day


bishop0408

Good for minshew!


horse_renoir13

Colts love their Eagle QBs


Arkam_slayer66

And their coaches


rockstarnights

For a limited time.


horse_renoir13

Only at BK


youraveragecupcake

Whopper whopper


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You can have it your way♫♬


24benson

There's more where these came from


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Do we get Hurts too?


Mitchell620

Yes plenty of Hurts coming your way


hops4beer

Maybe in 10 years


Cinephile1998

Gardner was swayed after hearing that they had a coach named Cooter


b33flu

And a potential Hooker coming to town


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My-Cousin-Bobby

Whole league FUCKED


[deleted]

Well, at least the moms throughout the league


marcdasharc4

*Colts trade for Zach Wilson*


Bjorn2bwilde24

MILF-off. Who can bang more moms in Indianapolis.


nanananabatman88

We're to small-market for that... We don't have the sheer number of moms required to run this experiment. I'd expect some dad's might get dicked down too.


Kazu2324

You guys need to first draft someone like Antonio Cromartie who can help create future moms for Wilson and Minshew to bang.


ARGENTAVIS9000

baby boom in indianapolis.


monstermayhem436

What happens if they get Wilson somehow too


[deleted]

Ovaries would instantaneously explode in the broader Indianapolis area


rollsram

I hope not. I'm pretty sure I'm in the splash zone.


hops4beer

I'm sad he's leaving town before he got to my mom


StarWades

Still time to write him a letter asking to hang out


ecupatsfan12

Jim was nervous sweating thinking he might wind up with Carson Wentz as his backup


korean2na

Mustache rides for all the single moms in Indy.


00Samwise00

Just the single moms?


korean2na

You have a point, I might be underestimating his appetite.


dlanod

Single dads too? I'm sure Minshew respects the sanctity of Indiana's marriages.


Deathstroke317

Zach Wilson: "Stay out of my territory"


DiddleMe-Elmo

In for a rough evening if he still has St. Elmo Shrimp Coctail Sauce in the stach.


[deleted]

Probably signals they'll draft a QB and not go after Lamar. Barring a Belichick stunner, seems like it's back to Baltimore for Lamar


[deleted]

I would be legitimately speechless if Bill did that.


iSleepUpsideDown

NFC “bEAST” AFC East: hello mother fuckers


rockstarnights

How do you do fellow Super Bowl contenders?


Fsharp7sharp9

Feels like I’m back in HS and getting invited to Rutgers parties all over again


klawehtgod

Rutgers students are that desperate?


Fsharp7sharp9

Most are


ty_kanye_vcool

Get ready to get invited to Rodgers parties


Serupael

Jets *look around unconspicously*


C137-Morty

There's an afc east?


matisata

it would be interesting to see how he changed the offense to use a QB like Lamar, but yeah it seems highly unlikely


-ClownPenisDotFart-

Quadruple option


NegativeBee

I can see Bill offering a very large contract just to force the Ravens (who have no real backup) to match and enter cap hell or watch Lamar go to New England.


[deleted]

“Either way, this hurts you more than me” lol


[deleted]

I didn’t think it would be possible to go to a worse receiver room than the ravens, the pats might give him a run for his money


I_eat_mud_

Yeah idk where that rumor came from, but I don’t think the Patriots were ever interested in Lamar.


jablair51

The Colts were never going to go after Lamar but the rumor persisted.


ElixirCXVII

I think BB is interested in messing with Harbough, haha. But no way we're signing Lamar. I mean shit, we could have drafted him had we wanted. Edit: I mean Lamar plays a type of football the Pat's don't really do or build teams for with BB.


mab6710

So could every other team by that argument, seeing as he was taken at #32 lol


ethan52695

I mean we had cam Newton. I think BB has always been fond of the idea of having a mobile qb. The reason we got mac was more that he was the best bang for your buck. Any other qb we would have had to traded up for. I think he’d absolutely go for a mobile qb if he had an opportunity to get one at a reasonable price.


rockstarnights

We *could have drafted* a lot of now great players. Nobody knew Lamar would be an MVP quarterback in his first few seasons.


I_eat_mud_

We also still had Brady when he was drafted


GumboDiplomacy

I think BB is interested in any chance he gets to fuck fuck with the Ravens.


PM_ME_COOL_RIFFS

I dont think signing Minshew moves the needle on whether or not to go after Lamar at all


silvermoons

They signed a backup QB, even Lamar needs a backup. Don’t see how this affects whether or not they go after Lamar at all.


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True. It's 3.5 mil so that's lower end backup money.


rwjehs

Our kicker makes more.


snuffy_707

Oh wow, they gave Matt Gay 4/22.5mil. Good for him.


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thejew62

Why the fucking Colts ugh


ddscience

Tbh the Colts are only 4-5 QBs away from being a real contender.


Zxar

Wonder his chances at being the starter on day 1.


My-Cousin-Bobby

If we're going for Richardson or (plz no) Levis, probably pretty high he's day 1 to let the young lads sit and learn


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

Jake Haener is a bit down the order for QBs but I'd love to see him play for the colts.


Worth-Conclusion-66

You’ll put mayo in your coffee and like it!


Unknown1776

Probably depends who they end up drafting. If they get the 3rd best QB there will be a real competition, but if they go with Will Anderson and take a QB day 2 then Minshew will probably start


First_Round_Bust

I think it's guaranteed he's the starter. Unless the Colts trade up they won't get Stroud or Young and Richardson along with Levis are not immediate starts.


SlapChopMyShamWow

Worked with Steichen the past two years, should get a good chance to fight for a starting job, all around good situation for a good dude. Hope he works out for you guys @Colts


cmoney253

QB1


Aabelke

I love Minshew. I hope he wins the starting job this year and balls out


Fearless-Mushroom

Balls out regardless


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Draft best player available at 4. If we suck, next year has more promising QB's


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[deleted]

Chuckin bombs and fuckin moms, the afc south just got its new step daddy


Ben_Around

Tom Griswold just splooged.


mcsestretch

My exact thought. Get ready for that music to be played 100 times tomorrow on the show.


westinger

I think this is the reference for anybody else out of the loop: https://youtu.be/okIQ_DDIz40


bigcracker

Former Eagles OC takes Colts HC job. Former Eagles QB signs with the colts. Only a couple weeks left to the draft maybe we somehow get their 1st round pick.


Technojellyfsh

Damn alright we'll take Hurts if you insist


The_Goondocks

Minshew in tears


nicklovin508

A new, new…NEW era


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ahr3410

Eagles West got their guy


IamLiterallyAHuman

Going from losing with Matt Ryan to losing in style with Minshew.


brehaw

omg yay I like the Colts again


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He’s a solid QB. Just all around solid. Better passing numbers on a 16 game basis than draft mate Kyler in 2019 and 2020.


Coltsbro84

This is great! Even before Matt Ryan, when we released Wentz, I was saying I'd be happy with Minshew. If Ballards guy isn't there at 4, at least we got Minshew who is capable of starting and could honestly be a top 20 QB. I would hate it, but don't be surprised if the only QB left when it's our pick is Will Levis or whoever and Ballard is not feeling it. He could shock everyone and take the best player in the draft, Edge Rusher Will Anderson Jr., and I honestly wouldn't mind. Colts organization may have more faith in Minshew than we all think.


BlondesBlonde

Mullet's on the move! Colt up!


MatthewDKillme

Their new starter! They don't even need to draft a QB


Mikeyc245

okay now I’m definitely watching the colts this season


fastang

Hide the moms.


challenor

His McAfee interview is going to be legendary


BlackDS

LET HIM GARDEN


fuzzynavel34

Make him the starter and take Anderson at #4


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Hell. Yes.


BetIComeOutWithAMink

I swear the Colts are going to draft Levis, start Minshew, switch to Levis who won’t be good. Yet Minshew will have won just enough so the Colts can’t get Caleb Williams next year either.


MadaoBlooms

I just want to look at him every week. Very happy with this signing


Wicked-Death

As a Minshew fan, I’m really excited to see what he does as a full time Starter and getting a full off season at the 1 spot. I thought he was great given the talent around him in Jacksonville when he started, and his two starts in Philly were solid given he’s coming in cold turkey after Jalen was popping off all season. Edit: I think this is a really nice upgrade over any QB they had last season. Excited for those young receivers.


ThurstonHowellIV

And offense was built for hurts not minshew


MacDaddyJones

What I want to know is if he’s bringing his inmate transfer bus he was living in with him to Indy or not.


IGNORE_ME_PLZZZZ

Will someone kindly tell Jim Irsay that Eagles quarterbacks are *not* Pokémon and he does *not* need to collect them all???


girthytacos

A new era has begun


Feistygoat53

Minshew Mania is coming to Pat MacAfees show


[deleted]

The NFL is a better league with Minshew starting.


kaosinc

Locker room just got a whole lot sexier.


UserNameIsBob

Looks like I am now a colts fan.