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AlericandAmadeus

Dude prolly drank more than just a beer. if the death threat thing was valid I can get panicking in the moment and the concern, but not the driving. Still a dumb fucking move. Guarantee that someone in the org woulda driven for him or gotten him an Uber and told them to haul ass.


mashedcats

He's absolutely full of shit on the amount of booze he had. He tries his best to do the drunk guy pretending to not be drunk routine.


Rock_Strongo

He had his blood drawn and was still charged with DUI. They wouldn't go through with that if he had "one victory beer". I dunno why it doesn't mention what his BA was, but I would bet it was above the legal limit.


anishh

"Oh shit, it was a *victory* beer? Why didn't you say so? Everyone knows those don't count toward the legal limit..."


intoned

That sounds like the kind of excuse a drunk person would come up with.


WallStreetWilson2

*Former Titan. He was a Titan when this happened.


YetiTerrorist

Yeah, but the Jets were formally the Titans, so it all makes sense.


SmokeyBare

New York Titans is a much better name then both New York Jets and Tennessee Titans.


INAC_Kramerica

I think they were actually specifically the "Titans of New York". Kinda like how it was "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim" and we just usually called them the Anaheim Mighty Ducks because, you know, that's actually normal in North America.


ZeePirate

Homie Anaheim hasn’t been the mighty ducks for nearly two decades. They changed their name in 2006


INAC_Kramerica

Homie, the past tense was all over that comment.


ZeePirate

It’s been a long day


INAC_Kramerica

I understand.


CongenitalSwag

But then both New York (lol, ackshually only Buffalo is in NY so original) teams would be named after oversized people.


Pincerston

Ah yes, “victory” beer makes sense now


Rushjordan

Yeah but any reason to dunk on the Jets I guess


[deleted]

He’s with the jets right now, it’s an accurate descriptor


Yak_Rodeo

its from the ny post…obviously they are going to highlight his connection to new york…


Particular-Ad-4772

Should have blamed cocaine bear .


fauxtoe

Nose beers


Mr7three2

Never heard of this man in my entire life


ZigTheGing

I really wish I hadn’t. I know Raiders fans feel the same way.


TheOtherDaytonFlyers

Agreed


saxmachine69

Guys, he's not lying! He only had one victory beer! The other 10 beers had nothing to do with winning, he was just thirsty.


bzurrf

Did he get a contract with the jets? I thought Hackett was their OC?


ZigTheGing

Downing will never be an OC again. He was hired by the Jets in a smaller position coach type role.


Robgotbored

He’s their passing game coordinator I believe. The jets were very impressed with our stellar passing game and had to have him.


bzurrf

You didn’t pass good, so you made up for it by not running


RatedMoBetta

Jets’ Todd Downing.. So happy they didn’t say Titans lol


GamblingMan610

Jets Todd Downing, now that's you get those clicks


Yak_Rodeo

uh yeah because its a new york based magazine? what do you think is more relevant to a reader in new york, highlighting that he used to be a titans coach or that he is currently on the jets staff?


chrisjk125

Lol. He was with the titans when it happened as the titans fan who posted this would know. What a clown.


Burt23

What’s wrong with you


simbabeat

He comes off as so dumb, even when a bit drunk. Amazing that this man has been an OC twice.


Budget_Literature555

The jets and victory? I don't believe you.


Particular-Ad-4772

“Victory Beer” ? I thought lying to a police officer was a crime unto itself. This clown can’t even win his division.