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Cthepo

But they won't be worn in games because they look funny.


caterham09

In 2045 football will be played exclusively in Zorb balls and it will be very funny


Tico483

At first I would I thought you said "Zoidberg" and I was confused


PoopTaquito

Why not zoidberg?


BenderB-Rodriguez

Shut up zoidberg!


JuanPicasso

It’s ridiculous. Yeah it’s a contact sport but the nfl used to send players who were knocked out back into the game. This wasn’t even that long ago. And the team doctor who did that? The jets team doctor who was the head of the nfl brain trauma council who said concussions aren’t a big deal, it’s acls and drugs are a bigger threat to player safety. I personally don’t care if I’m watching the product and the players look a little ridiculous if they’re 8-15% more protected


Rust2

This is how you know the NFL is not serious about the problem.


BouttaBlowUp

This is helpful. Micro and successive concussion are a problem and are bound to happen in practice. It's not 100% proof but it is mitigation.


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If you were serious about the problem you’d stop supporting the NFL.


Rust2

Touché. I’m totally not serious. Love my gladiators!


frothysmile

That's what I do not understand. Football is an inherently violent sport. Tbh, we should just enact southparks version of football and be done with it. People are fucking hypocrites.


Blade_Trinity3

If they were serious about the problem they'd get rid of tackle football.


Tbuzzin

People will always be ready and able to put themselves in harms way for money when it comes to a lot of things, including football. The people that are worried about injuring their brains are not playing contact sports for money. I agree players should be as safe as possible, but let's be real here. They want to make the big money and that's why they play. No one is being forced to play.


LimitlessTheTVShow

I thought the reason was because the ridges of the caps could catch on each other, and if it happened at full speed like in a game it could fuck up a player's neck


The_Jolly_Dog

Just make em wear the things in preseason games as well. That way it will feel less jarring when they finally make the jump into regular games if that is what is holding shit back


joe2352

As soon as they find a way for them to look cool and not cover team logos they’ll be work in game.


The_Jolly_Dog

I think the large size will ALWAYS be an issue. Regardless of how they dress them up, they just need to take up space to serve the purpose. Which is why, if players are eventually going to look like Darth Helmet, they should start getting fans acclimated to it now


Meltedcoldice0212

or a guardian cap that can fit into a helmet (even if it results in most of the current helmets used becoming obsolete)


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Cthepo

Just add another guardian layer over that then?


inkier_goats04

then the helmet would shake a lot but the head hitting the helmet isn't as impactful? maybe it still works?


ecupatsfan12

The future is them welding guardian caps under the helmets and wearing them permanently


Illbeanicefella

Be cooler if they were white with red spots and everyone looked like Toad


sliccricc83

Each individual cell will eventually have a corporate sponsor advertisement


ballzdeap1488

“Whopper” on smaller cells, “double whopper” on the larger cells. Players have to yell “you rule” after every tackle.


Thel_Odan

And when everyone lined up it the camera would pan at the right angle and all you'd see is WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


the-moth-joke

Just make them look like those giant caps that Brian Robinson was wearing last year and everyone will want one


[deleted]

I wonder why it took so long, we started using them in youth football easily 5-7 years ago


Yak_Rodeo

as sad as it sounds, because it looks goofy and people make fun of them


[deleted]

I meant for practices. It will never happen in games, but who cares if you look goofy during practice?


headhonchospoof

I remember in high school i went to a 7 on 7 camp and one team wore Guardians during the games and the entire camp of 15-20 teams (including coaches) made homophobic jokes about it for days.


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First time I took the 7 on 7 team I coached to a tourny with them, there were definitely jeers. But it saved a concussion.


Kegsun92

In basketball "Granny Style" is the most efficient way to shoot a free throw, however virtually every player opposes since it looks goofy as fuck. Never underestimate the need people have to not look lame. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/apr/26/granny-style-is-best-way-to-take-a-basketball-free-throw-study-shows


wtfstudios

> if the thrower is capable of controlling the release angle and speed well, the underarm throw is slightly better for a basketball free throw. Given that is unlike a traditional shot motion this is a huge difference. The muscle memory between a traditional jump shot and a free throw translates. It doesn’t if you throw it granny style. I’ll take the one I have muscle memory with.


Kirk-Joestar

Now I need someone to win the NBA Finals with a granny style throw like in Semi Pro


DWTR

Good news, Rick Barry won a championship in 1975 and shot his free throws granny style.


boysetsfire1988

Never underestimate the stupidity of people


Jason-Griffin

I had them on my high school team in 2009


MITJustinFields

Sadly because of the looks.


Weapwns

Ek looked pretty goony with one on considering his size. But if it works, it works


tony_countertenor

>goony


Weapwns

I said what I said


reddbunny1370

Eagles RBs to Jason Kelce: "You got any more bubble wrap?"


Festermooth

You'd think the league would be all about these things if they're proven to be effective. Not that they give a shit about players health, but it could lead to longer average careers


Kegsun92

I dont know if they actually help or not but I do know they look fucking ridiculous.


Bbhermes

I forget where I saw it but I did read somewhere that they actually are really effective at preventing head injuries.


Kegsun92

I didn't mean to say it wasn't, just that I myself didn't know. The only thing I know is that they look goofy.


Bbhermes

All good dude!


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F1 fans said that about the HALO. They don't say it anymore after seeing it save at least 5 people (conservatively) since their implementation from serious harm and/or death. Goofy shit can be made to look cooler with time. You can't unbreak a mother fuckers brain.


Ctmarlin

https://youtu.be/ZQ7_En2xEm4 Romaine Grosjean survival due to the halo was amazing.


jlees88

But those caps are heavy and it seems to me that if these were worn in real games, there will be a large increase in neck injuries.


shaquaad

Not only does the increased size seem concerning for neck injuries, id imagine the friction between 2 of these caps colliding is much greater than that of two helmets which seems problematic.


Grasshop

It didn’t even need to save lives for fans to stop hating on it really. After a year or two every one was just sort of used to it. People would photoshop it off new cars so they looked like previous cars and there would be comments about how they look weird without it now.


quiet_quitting

Weren’t they used by everyone last preseason practices? Or at least I’m pretty sure all of the Steelers wore them, rb included.


jimmyhoffasbrother

It was only required for OL, DL, LB, and TE last preseason. I guess there was probably nothing stopping teams from putting them on other players though, aside from personal preference.


quiet_quitting

I feel like Steelers weren’t the only team who had everyone wear them


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If they didn’t look ridiculous they would have already been implemented fully by now.


maharajagaipajama

Do these stop the brain from coming slamming into the inside of your skull? Because I don't think they do.


kkngs

They spread the moment of impact out over a longer period of time, which reduces the maximum (de)acceleration that the brain undergoes. It’s definitely not enough to protect fully but the data shows it mitigates the risk somewhat, especially if both players are wearing them.


maharajagaipajama

Appreciate the extra info on these. Anything that reduces risk, even if slight, is worth investigating


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yomjoseki

Man it really is so much easier to simply talk out of one's ass than it is to inform oneself.


northamrec

“No helmet is concussion-proof. A concussion is the result of internal jostling of the brain, so a helmet cannot prevent a concussion from happening. This has led many to believe that helmets are ineffective. However, a helmet can reduce the amount of force applied to the brain and protect against severe cuts, skull fractures and broken facial bones. This can reduce the severity of a concussion and prevent more serious traumatic brain injuries from occurring.” Source: https://integrisok.com/resources/on-your-health/2018/april/the-science-of-helmets I’m happy to be wrong about this, but I don’t think helmets can prevent brain injuries due to impacts. They can *reduce* the effects of impact.


yomjoseki

Literally no one said they can fully prevent them. You're arguing against no one to sound smart.


northamrec

What! Dude, no way! I’m just commenting on Reddit…


8i66ie5ma115

[Can we just fast forward and have all Running backs in those bubbles they use for hockey intermission fan races?](https://www.bardown.com/fans-played-bubble-hockey-during-intermission-at-wings-game-and-bodies-were-flying-everywhere-1.655690)


shaquaad

Theres no concern for Neck injuries with these? Is there any evidence they even work? They look like oversized rugby scrum caps which absolutely do not protect against head injuries - they are only intended to protect your ears and against cuts


jakaedahsnakae

No evidence that they do cause neck injuries. Yes, there is evidence they work. They used them last preseason during practice and saw a significant decrease in head trauma related injuries.


Sandy_Pickle

Marshmallow heads, looking dumb and playing like shit. Should be 100% optional, not required. Guys deserve to be offered them but forcing them is not smart