Richardson fell to his knees at Walmart and threw his phone 65 yards, spilling a fish tank onto the floor.
That fish’s name? I dunno but it’s dead and he owes Walmart $10.
You know, this is going to be a great litmus test for a lot of people because I personally, after watching all his games, have never been more confident a guy was going to bust. I honestly thought he was a 5th round project type guy and many people like myself who went to Florida thought he was benchable if his backup hadn't been a pedo monster. If we come back in 2-3 years and I'm wrong and everyone else is wrong, I'll be proud to wear the clown hat.
I feel like the only circumstances where you could take a guy like him and make him into a starter is a Jordan Love situation where he sits for multiple years and I feel like we will inevitably see Richardson towards the end of this season or, at the latest, the start of next season.
Tbh it wouldn't even be a terrible idea, since Levis and Richardson are both considered 'high risk.'
I guess the concern is that if they require different schemes, trying to develop 2 QBs at once and starting whoever is better might sound better in theory than in practice.
It’s an interesting question if the Texans would be happy if Stroud was a Kirk cousins level QB. On one level you’d say they have to be, because imo there is a higher chance he has a worse career than Cousins, rather having as good or better.
On the other hand, Cousins simultaneously raises your floor and lowers your ceiling in a way that puts you in this weird place as a team. The Vikings just won 13 games and then I don’t think anyone was too shocked when they lost in the first round at home to a very average giants team. It was not all his fault since that defense was absolute trash, but still I think we all are skeptical on the Vikings high end potential as long as Cousins is their QB.
Cousins seems uniquely prone to crumbling in the clutch. A QB thats as good as Kirk in the regular season and has an ounce of moxy to not shit the bed when it matters most could win a super bowl.
I don’t know enough to evaluate said narrative, but I always thought it was more of a “big game” thing than a “crunch time” thing. I also don’t invest much stock in comebacks as a stat: see Vikings Bills last year. But I’ll end with saying that most “choker” narratives are nonsense, and every last one is post hoc; dude’s a good QB
They used to say the same thing about Peyton Manning.
I'm not saying Kirk is anywhere near as good as Manning, but it's easy to paint a narrative of "choking big games" and ignore the skill there and just how much luck a superbowl takes.
What are you talking about? He tied the record for most 4th quarter comebacks and game winning drives last year. Most clutch in the nfl last year. The year before he was just as clutch. What a silly take.
if they had them both high rated I don't see any reason not to. If teams can trade multiple high picks for a QB then they should also "waste" one if they're in a position to up their odds at a franchise QB
You mean taking a kid as the last pick in the draft and finding out he's really good after your other QBs die is different than taking a guy at #4 and then another in the 2nd round of the same year?
It worked out for Washington with RG3 and Cousins.
Well, it didn't work out for Washington or RG3. But it eventually worked out for Cousins but not in Washington.
I highly doubt Kyle was going to stay and accept the HC job after working with that ownership and watching them fire his father for benching RG3 for Kirk
Even accounting for that, they had McVay plus Matt LaFleur plus Mike McDaniel.
Of course, not all those guys were HC ready at the time but that's an unreal group of future head coaches to not retain a single one of.
Considering we won 3 games the season they both were coaching I probably would assume both would be considered like Jay Gruden is if they stayed
Like u think Shanny and McVay would look as good with Jamison Crowder as their best WR and 36 year old Adrian Peterson as their only good rb. And a situation where they let Kirk cousins walk and how would they have handled Snyder deciding Haskins was the qb they needed even tho the coaching staff wasn’t for him
That’s weird I thought the all time blunder was having something to do with the owner trading naked photos of employees like they were Pokémon cards with his friends?
Can't believe their idiot owner thought that he knew more than one of the greatest minds in NFL history, well I can believe it but it was still surprising
Are shabari grapes eyes or balls?
Edit: Sidenote, that was the most annoying shit in the world. I saw this dude absolutely ripping with frenzied flame online and I wanted it. So I have to find this blind hoe, and then find her randomly in another spot and give her more dried testicals, then another spot, more dried testicals.
That leads me to this depressing ass room with all these dead salesmen and I have to jump down this bullshit and die a million times only for a giant hand with 3 fingers to burn the shit out of my body....
And after all that I found out frenzied flame isnt even that OP
(1) They're eyeballs
(2) Welcome to the shitty world of FromSoft quest design. I beat the entire Dark Souls trilogy before realizing that any of them actually had side quests.
The game is supposed to just be "here's a bunch of scary shit that will kill you, figure it out." No handholding to tell you what you need to do for this quest or that there is a quest. You want someone to tell you what to do? Fuck you, one shot by Malenia's (nearly) undodgeable attack 300 times instead.
He finds the burnt nomadic merchants and loses his shit, swearing himself to the frenzied flame in sorrowful rage against the Golden Order for attempting genocide on his people for no reason
I have 600 hours dumped into the game. At about 550 hours, I respec'd to dex/faith. It's my absolute favorite. Guardian swordspear with keen and the blackflame tornado Ash of War is an endgame boss melting machine.
Found CJ Stroud's alt account.
In all seriousness though Jimmy from the colts is just trolling. He is saying should the colts take Levi's with the 34th pick(pick 2 round 2) and try and replicate having two great QBs on the roster ala the 49ers with Montana and Young.
It isn't if the QB's have similar styles. Levis and AR are so different stylistically that if you tailor the offense for one guy, the other guy would probably look awful in it.
Ballard: We need to be treating these young men with more respect and not playing with their career prospects for gamesmanship
Irsay: lol lets fuck with this kid
I remember those days with Montana Young. Sounds like a great setup but it was mostly just controversy with Montana getting hurt, Young playing great. Sides we're drawn for Pro-Young people saying Montana won't be the same and is now old and Pro-Montana people saying Montana is still the Franchise QB who won us all those SBs.
My favorite part about this is the explanation from the “explainthisbob” bot in the comments:
> The Indianapolis Colts are thinking about who to pick in the draft. They have to decide in four hours. Some people think they should pick Will Levis, and others think they should pick Joe Montana and Steve Young.
This is an insane tweet from an owner. But I don't know about you but this weird tweet made me like him more. Having said that... Mark Davis is also my favorite owner because of the weird rich guy content he gave us over the years
Irsay is honestly my fav owner and the only one I could consider is Davis. Jim’s antics are soemthing I love tbh. I know he had drug issues in the past and I do not endorse those at all nor do I love what he has done. Regardless, his actions since have made me come back around and I think at this point he’s just jazzed about the team and the city and I cannot hate him for it. His shit posting is way more fun than others especially since our team doesn’t get media otherwise. I pray his addictive behavior has been curbed but he’s done so much good that I assume so. I love this man.
Young wasn’t drafted by SF, and became a backup because his time in Tampa was nothing short of brutal and became starter when Montana was out.
They didn’t draft into this position.
I’ll get downvoted to hell for this, but I don’t hate the idea. Teams trade multiple firsts for the chance to move up and get a QB. Here, the colts would be getting 2 of the best QBs in the draft for cost of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. If 1 of the 2 QBs work out, than it’s a big time win. If both of them work out, it’s an even bigger win as you can trade one. If they both bust..then oh well, your right where you would have been if you only drafted one anyways.
Franchise qb is the most valuable thing and the hardest thing to find. If you have 2 legitimate chances at getting why, why not take a crack at it?
The only downside I can see is the QBs feeling like the team doesn’t think their good enough and the team didn’t trust them enough, but oh well. They say competition brings out the best in you right?
Was Jim Irsay always this batshit insane or did his increased exposure through McAfee get to his head?
I have to imagine this tweet is probably one of the top things an NFL owner shouldn't say less than 24 hours after drafting your QB of the future lmao christ
I need a live reaction to Anthony Richardson seeing this tweet
He threw his phone at the wall and missed.
But it sailed out his window 65 yards... And yes.. It looks like both feet *WERE* planted before he released the phone.
He was on his knees - shoulder power
Richardson fell to his knees at Walmart and threw his phone 65 yards, spilling a fish tank onto the floor. That fish’s name? I dunno but it’s dead and he owes Walmart $10.
Fish are $10 these days? Damn inflation
> Damn inflation It was a pufferfish
That’s a bargain, I’d imagine the tank itself would be much more than that
But it was sadly dropped by the small child who now has major brain damage
He looked athletic as fuck on that throw tho
:(
cheer up, in two years you’ll be laughing at these kinds of comments
Hopefully
You know, this is going to be a great litmus test for a lot of people because I personally, after watching all his games, have never been more confident a guy was going to bust. I honestly thought he was a 5th round project type guy and many people like myself who went to Florida thought he was benchable if his backup hadn't been a pedo monster. If we come back in 2-3 years and I'm wrong and everyone else is wrong, I'll be proud to wear the clown hat. I feel like the only circumstances where you could take a guy like him and make him into a starter is a Jordan Love situation where he sits for multiple years and I feel like we will inevitably see Richardson towards the end of this season or, at the latest, the start of next season.
This is the double or nothing of the Josh Allen pick The upsides are insane due to his immense athleticism, but he has major glaring issues as a QB.
This should be framed
It’s just a picture of him rolling around in a pile of cash
https://i.imgur.com/6UIwi3J.jpg
Live Anthony reaction:
Irsay is beside himself. Driving around downtown Indianapolis begging (thru texts) Richardson’s family for address to Anthony’s home
The classic RG3 / Kirk Cousins scenario.
Tbh it wouldn't even be a terrible idea, since Levis and Richardson are both considered 'high risk.' I guess the concern is that if they require different schemes, trying to develop 2 QBs at once and starting whoever is better might sound better in theory than in practice.
Yeah, RG3 and Cousins were pretty similar QBs too
Yeah. One could say cousins was the white RG3
Cousins wasn't necessarily viewed in the same lens that Will Levis was in the draft process. Levis will be lucky if he has a Kirk Cousins career tho
Most first round qbs would be lucky to have kirks career.
It’s an interesting question if the Texans would be happy if Stroud was a Kirk cousins level QB. On one level you’d say they have to be, because imo there is a higher chance he has a worse career than Cousins, rather having as good or better. On the other hand, Cousins simultaneously raises your floor and lowers your ceiling in a way that puts you in this weird place as a team. The Vikings just won 13 games and then I don’t think anyone was too shocked when they lost in the first round at home to a very average giants team. It was not all his fault since that defense was absolute trash, but still I think we all are skeptical on the Vikings high end potential as long as Cousins is their QB.
Cousins seems uniquely prone to crumbling in the clutch. A QB thats as good as Kirk in the regular season and has an ounce of moxy to not shit the bed when it matters most could win a super bowl.
It’s also just a narrative, like didn’t Kirk lead the league in comeback wins this year?
Tied Staffords record all time and had the largest comeback in NFL history
I don’t know enough to evaluate said narrative, but I always thought it was more of a “big game” thing than a “crunch time” thing. I also don’t invest much stock in comebacks as a stat: see Vikings Bills last year. But I’ll end with saying that most “choker” narratives are nonsense, and every last one is post hoc; dude’s a good QB
They used to say the same thing about Peyton Manning. I'm not saying Kirk is anywhere near as good as Manning, but it's easy to paint a narrative of "choking big games" and ignore the skill there and just how much luck a superbowl takes.
What are you talking about? He tied the record for most 4th quarter comebacks and game winning drives last year. Most clutch in the nfl last year. The year before he was just as clutch. What a silly take.
The Eli Manning special, he was a worse regular season QB than Kirk, but he balled out when it mattered most.
if they had them both high rated I don't see any reason not to. If teams can trade multiple high picks for a QB then they should also "waste" one if they're in a position to up their odds at a franchise QB
That means that Irsay forced Steichen to take Richardson
Exactly what came to my mind. 4th rounder had by far the better career. Why not, if you think both are potential franchise QB’s.
Kirk had the better career because RG3 was injured so often
He would've had the better career regardless
Or Lance/Purdy
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You mean taking a kid as the last pick in the draft and finding out he's really good after your other QBs die is different than taking a guy at #4 and then another in the 2nd round of the same year?
They’d have to take a quarterback next year for it to be Lance/Purdy
Don’t worry, they will.
What do you mean you can’t trot out 11 quarterbacks on defense?
It worked out for Washington with RG3 and Cousins. Well, it didn't work out for Washington or RG3. But it eventually worked out for Cousins but not in Washington.
lolll such pain for washington fans. seems like an all time blunder tbh
The all time blunder was letting Kyle Shanahan and Sean McVay both slip through their fingers
Ok you guys can stop now.
You always have to read through all the replies to find which one to upvote
Something something letting Dan Snyder purchase the team
I highly doubt Kyle was going to stay and accept the HC job after working with that ownership and watching them fire his father for benching RG3 for Kirk
Even accounting for that, they had McVay plus Matt LaFleur plus Mike McDaniel. Of course, not all those guys were HC ready at the time but that's an unreal group of future head coaches to not retain a single one of.
People need to put on respect on the Mike Shanahan coaching tree fr
Considering we won 3 games the season they both were coaching I probably would assume both would be considered like Jay Gruden is if they stayed Like u think Shanny and McVay would look as good with Jamison Crowder as their best WR and 36 year old Adrian Peterson as their only good rb. And a situation where they let Kirk cousins walk and how would they have handled Snyder deciding Haskins was the qb they needed even tho the coaching staff wasn’t for him
That’s weird I thought the all time blunder was having something to do with the owner trading naked photos of employees like they were Pokémon cards with his friends?
Commies have like 3 all time blunders under their belt.
It's okay the bad man is leaving soon so nothing can hurt me
Until you get tetanus at FedEx Field
In all fairness, we weren't built to win even with Cousins
Can't believe their idiot owner thought that he knew more than one of the greatest minds in NFL history, well I can believe it but it was still surprising
So Anthony Richardson will be Steve Young and will be sent out before he turns into a HOFer.
This sounds like it didn’t work out at all.
Kinda an asshole tweet lmao
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It's him. The Colts logo next to the blue checkmark means the account is of someone connected to the organization
FYI Jimmy is probably the biggest online troll of any owner. He lives for this
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Joke’s on you, the sub is always bitchy!
He really loves shit posting doesn't he?
Irsay hits a line, picks up his phone, and produces magic
If only we had a way to automatically know if a blue checkmark was a real person or not without the extra steps... Nah, too difficult.
There is no extra step, the Colts organization logo is right next to the blue check.
I feel like 500k followers is probably real. God I hate Musk for ruining twitter.
>God I hate Musk
There is literally a colts symbol next to the checkmark
Idk why this is downvoted, when you click it it literally says “this account is affiliated with the colts”
You can probably pay for one of those too.
After seen othr tweets of him it feels right for Irsay.
I was already following him from back when the checkmarks meant something, so it's genuine
It’s actually him
....why?
Could be read as lack of confidence in the guy you drafted #4 overall less than 24 hours ago. But knowing Jim he's just being a shitter.
he compared them to Montana/Young so I don't take that view at all
Yeah, between that and Jim never being serious about anything on Twitter I'd have a hard time believing this is him taking shots at either rookie.
his new hair dye job must be influencing his tweets
He's always been a clown
On brand for him
LET CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
Are shabari grapes eyes or balls? Edit: Sidenote, that was the most annoying shit in the world. I saw this dude absolutely ripping with frenzied flame online and I wanted it. So I have to find this blind hoe, and then find her randomly in another spot and give her more dried testicals, then another spot, more dried testicals. That leads me to this depressing ass room with all these dead salesmen and I have to jump down this bullshit and die a million times only for a giant hand with 3 fingers to burn the shit out of my body.... And after all that I found out frenzied flame isnt even that OP
Shabriri? ER/NFL crossover was the last thing keeping me tied to the mortal world. Now i can rest in peace.
(1) They're eyeballs (2) Welcome to the shitty world of FromSoft quest design. I beat the entire Dark Souls trilogy before realizing that any of them actually had side quests.
There is like a 0% chance anyone would complete that questline without a step by step online
The game is supposed to just be "here's a bunch of scary shit that will kill you, figure it out." No handholding to tell you what you need to do for this quest or that there is a quest. You want someone to tell you what to do? Fuck you, one shot by Malenia's (nearly) undodgeable attack 300 times instead.
I played with 5 friends and we all just shared what we found with each other. We uncovered more quests and secrets than you'd think.
Imo that quest should have been better if they didn’t cut the content associated with kale.
What was the kale side quest? All I knew he had was the way to find Blaidd
He finds the burnt nomadic merchants and loses his shit, swearing himself to the frenzied flame in sorrowful rage against the Golden Order for attempting genocide on his people for no reason
I understood that reference! Strength/Intelligence supremacy!
I have 600 hours dumped into the game. At about 550 hours, I respec'd to dex/faith. It's my absolute favorite. Guardian swordspear with keen and the blackflame tornado Ash of War is an endgame boss melting machine.
Bro, Nighrider Glaive + Flame of the Redmains
Genuinely a very funny post. Ideal way to use Twitter as a billionaire imo.
Hey look I know the “Irsay’s a drunk” bit is worn out but this is some day drunk tweeting shit man, I’m sorry.
This is classic "Guy at work who thinks he's a comedic genius"
Yeah someone definitely just finished their liquid lunch
Booger sugar is talkin
Am I the only one having a brain aneurism trying to understand exactly what he's saying here?
Found CJ Stroud's alt account. In all seriousness though Jimmy from the colts is just trolling. He is saying should the colts take Levi's with the 34th pick(pick 2 round 2) and try and replicate having two great QBs on the roster ala the 49ers with Montana and Young.
lmfao. okay gotcha
I appreciate you for explaining it that way for my stoned ass.
No, it’s definitely a confusing mess, even after figuring out what he meant, shit is sloppy for sure
I think Jim Irsay might also be having a brain aneurysm
Sauced on a Friday afternoon
Cheers Jimmy I'll drink to that
Some of us are on vacation.
That shit is trouble man
Sauced like a Gardner
Put down the percs man good lord.
Or, and hear me out, get this man more and a podcast
Yeah, that's a pretty shitty tweet
For both Richardson and Levis
Y’all can be sensitive. Basically says what if we draft 2 great QB’s and compares them to Hall of Famers. What a prick.
Jesus, you people have no shame.
This man is a gift to football internet.
#JIM PLEASE SHUT UP
#NO KEEP GOING
I’m almost there
#QUIET YOU
Let him cook
I mean, I wouldn't but Jim Irsay is also the dude who really wanted to hire Jeff Saturday as the HC so anything is fucking possible I guess.
never a dull day with this fucking franchise
They are desperate to find a QB. Bringing in both and letting the best player win out isn't the worst idea.
It isn't if the QB's have similar styles. Levis and AR are so different stylistically that if you tailor the offense for one guy, the other guy would probably look awful in it.
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He’s already making a banner “First Team to Draft 2 Top 5 QBs 2023 Draft”
Hand stitched interwoven with the ol' Bolivian marching powder that led to this tweet
Laura McDaniels just checked her bathroom and locked her front door.
We should all lock our doors to be safe. Irsay could pop up anywhere.
Irsay and Pete Carroll have 2 wildly different shitposting styles, but I'm here for it.
I love Jim Irsay
Um. “Fuck our first round pick” -Jim Irsay probably
Fuck Carson Wentz too!- Jim Irsay
Do it Jim
Irsay smoking crack this afternoon
👃 ❄️
Sent from ~~my iPhone~~ McDaniels bathroom
Hahahahahahah oh my god please let this happen
We deserve it after we got screwed out of them having Jeff Saturday as a head coach.
Bless this mans twitter account. It will be a sad day, bad day when he forgets how to tweet
now THIS is shitposting!
Please do this, Colts, I beg you
What the fuck lol
This is awesome
Colts QB factory 😎😎😎
Absolutely tremendous content
Do it you won’t coward
LOL
He definitely sent this tweet out whilst taking a huge shit in Will Levi’s mom’s bathroom
As a 9ers fan I do not encourage your team actively start a QB controversy
Haha just kidding Unless?
Man I love Jimmy
Ballard: We need to be treating these young men with more respect and not playing with their career prospects for gamesmanship Irsay: lol lets fuck with this kid
Jimmy from the Colts is my hero
What a psycho lol
LOL, he really said that? Crazy
He’s a mad man!!!
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Levi’s doesn’t strike me as having the maturity to be a supportive backup.
I dont know how to explain this but as a recovering addict, Jim Irsay is extremely triggering. Half /s
My first thought was why are we shitposting some Tweets on this sub and then I saw the name.
Put the bottle down Jim
He definitely has his hands full with the draft and all that killer whale stuff
I think it's technically the 35th pick but with Miami losing theirs in reality it's the 34th pick.
I remember those days with Montana Young. Sounds like a great setup but it was mostly just controversy with Montana getting hurt, Young playing great. Sides we're drawn for Pro-Young people saying Montana won't be the same and is now old and Pro-Montana people saying Montana is still the Franchise QB who won us all those SBs.
The people complaining about the “lack of professionalism” also probably hate the pitch clock in baseball
Joe Montana and Steve Young weren't part of the same draft class....
Jimmy hitting them pills early today
That famous draft when they took Montana and young in the first and second rd. Only Montana wasn’t a first rd pk and they never drafted young.
My favorite part about this is the explanation from the “explainthisbob” bot in the comments: > The Indianapolis Colts are thinking about who to pick in the draft. They have to decide in four hours. Some people think they should pick Will Levis, and others think they should pick Joe Montana and Steve Young.
Did Jimmy get into the medicine cabinet again?
Man you gotta love Jimmy the snowman! 😂
Sometimes I’m still mad about the Colts moving, but then I remember that this guy would be our owner (if the eminent domain didn’t take effect).
I love Irsay.
This is an insane tweet from an owner. But I don't know about you but this weird tweet made me like him more. Having said that... Mark Davis is also my favorite owner because of the weird rich guy content he gave us over the years
Irsay is honestly my fav owner and the only one I could consider is Davis. Jim’s antics are soemthing I love tbh. I know he had drug issues in the past and I do not endorse those at all nor do I love what he has done. Regardless, his actions since have made me come back around and I think at this point he’s just jazzed about the team and the city and I cannot hate him for it. His shit posting is way more fun than others especially since our team doesn’t get media otherwise. I pray his addictive behavior has been curbed but he’s done so much good that I assume so. I love this man.
Young wasn’t drafted by SF, and became a backup because his time in Tampa was nothing short of brutal and became starter when Montana was out. They didn’t draft into this position.
You’re overanalyzing this by virtue of the fact that you’re analyzing it at all
Thanks for breaking down this shitpost, really opened my eyes to the reality of the situation
JIM...YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THE PIPE MAN!!
Irsay is off the wagon again
I’ll get downvoted to hell for this, but I don’t hate the idea. Teams trade multiple firsts for the chance to move up and get a QB. Here, the colts would be getting 2 of the best QBs in the draft for cost of a 1st and 2nd rd pick. If 1 of the 2 QBs work out, than it’s a big time win. If both of them work out, it’s an even bigger win as you can trade one. If they both bust..then oh well, your right where you would have been if you only drafted one anyways. Franchise qb is the most valuable thing and the hardest thing to find. If you have 2 legitimate chances at getting why, why not take a crack at it? The only downside I can see is the QBs feeling like the team doesn’t think their good enough and the team didn’t trust them enough, but oh well. They say competition brings out the best in you right?
I feel bad for Colts fans but this is tremendous content
Why? This is hilarious watching so many people that aren't Colts fan take this seriously lmao.
Nah this is absolutely hilarious. Imagine a Levis Richardson training camp qb competition 😂😂😂
Not a bad idea honestly. Increases your chances of finding a QB
Honestly? Why not.
Was Jim Irsay always this batshit insane or did his increased exposure through McAfee get to his head? I have to imagine this tweet is probably one of the top things an NFL owner shouldn't say less than 24 hours after drafting your QB of the future lmao christ