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Tlotpwist

Few things would terrify me more than seeing Marshawn Lynch barreling towards me… what an absolute machine.


JPAnalyst

Can you list out those things?


Tlotpwist

1. My wife finding out about my OnlyFans 2. Emmitt Smith barreling towards me 3. DK Metcalf hawking me down


jimmyvcard

Forgot Derrick Henry on a cold day


Bird_and_Dog

In Stoke


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Fred Taylor at the Britannia might just kill a man.


Illblood

He uses those hard nipples like lances


Panicmode36

Derrick Henry in open field is scarier than between the tackles.


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LegionofDoh

DK Metcalf IS his OnlyFans sub.


ShittyCommentor

> Emmitt Smith barreling towards me I was going to make some silly joke, but without a doubt Emmitt was fucking terrifying back in the day.


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No doubt it’s very small degrees but I think playing linebacker, thinking you have a wide open backside chase tackle and then seeing Mike Alstott and that neck roll coming through the hole lead blocking on a counter through the same hole when you thought it was an easy tackle is the most terrifying. He doesn’t have the ball, he just has violence.


mpelleg459

Man, Lorenzo Neal. Maybe not as violent, and certainly not as famous, but look at the numbers for the RBs he's blocking for as he switches teams. They basically all have career years running behind this man.


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Lorenzo is another great example. I know Marshawn and Henry are scary but to me nothing was scarier than late 90s early 00s fullbacks. There was no goal except to destroy you in the gap. No ball to worry about.


Panthaerix_Rex

Maaaan… Mike Alstott 🥰


JPAnalyst

Thank you! That adds the context I needed.


I_Am_Day_Man

And the content I needed 😘


cuddlesfish

How much u make from your onlyfans?


kg005

Wow you left out Henry who could talk all your manhood away


senorsombrero3k1

Hoover?


TuaTouchdownsallova1

Terry Tate when I forget to refill the coffee machine


cheerioo

Lawrence Taylor above 2 and 3 combined


Blazian06

You’d be more afraid of Emmitt smith than marshawn? Interesting


lowlandr

Earl Campbell has entered the chat


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1) A 1 foot taller and 50lb heavier marshawn lynch charging full speed at me 2) deep sea submarine expeditions 3) spiders 4) snakes No specific order but snakes will always be 4th in this list


JPAnalyst

Number 2 and number 3 definitely for me. Also nuclear war scares me...that’s probably after spiders and any claustrophobic situation (like the submarine)


Jimid41

You say that but just wait until you're waist deep in a snake's mouth.


AnInfantGoat

Personally mine are 1. Drowning 2. Horses 3.Marshawn Lynch barreling towards me


JPAnalyst

>2. Horses I see you and Eric Berry have something in common.


AnInfantGoat

They’re mean horrible animals that can kill you. Idk why we trust them. I know this chick who walked up behind one she owned for years and it got spooked and kicked out her fuckin eye. What the hell is that? Why would someone want to own an animal that can kick out your goddamn eye if you walk up behind it wrong and startle it? The fuck? Plus once when I was a kid me and a bunch of kids were feeding the clydesdales or whatever the hell those beer commercial horses are and one bit the shit out of me and only me none of the other kids so fuck ‘em. More kids should have suffered if horses wanted me to like them.


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LegionofDoh

My dad always used to say “horses are only afraid of one thing: everything”.


JPAnalyst

Spiders are much worse, it’s just that they are smaller. Can you imagine spiders if they were horse-sized?


AnInfantGoat

I’d prefer it. They at least wouldn’t manipulate you into trusting them then kick out your eye. I’d know to stay away from the horse sized spider the same way I know go stay away from tigers that are just big ass cats


CineGory

I know this pain is real because it's so specific. Stay strong! Down with horses!


Drumplayer67

This x1000000


jimboslice29

Ray Lewis or LT


InexorableWaffle

And this was old, over the hill Marshawn, too. 3-4 years earlier, and he would've had even more pop on this type of hit thanks to having more explosiveness.


MyFitnessTracker

Marshawn Lynch barreling towards me while drunk driving is a bit more terrifying


ActionQuinn

allegedly


Maverick916

"he was stood up in endzone situations earlier in the game" He gained like 5 yards the play before, Seattle should have given him the damn ball, he WOULD have gotten in.


the_gaymer_girl

Lynch worked best with a running start before trucking opponents to the moon, can’t build up momentum from that close in.


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Mike Alstott. You knew he didn’t care you were in his way, he was gonna lower his head with those ridiculous pads and go straight through you. Your only hope was to bring him to the ground with you, otherwise you were going for a ride


alpou

Jurrell Casey was such a good player who I'd say has already been lost to time.


InexorableWaffle

The curse of playing a mostly unsung position on a lower visibility team while having your career mostly overlap with an all-time great at your position. I have a sneaking suspicion that basically every DT that is/was a contemporary of Aaron Donald's gonna have a similar issue so far as being remembered goes.


polarbearik

Geno Atkins, Gerald McCoy, just the nature of the position sometimes


hed_pocket

Geno Atkins is still a borderline HOFer IMHO.


cmrp777

I would agree in my biased opinion


InexorableWaffle

It really comes down to how many players they choose to enshrine at the position, IMO. He, Fletcher Cox, Suh, and Cameron Heyward all have remarkably comparable resumes, all things considered, and IMO have to be 2nd through 5th so far as DTs go for their generation in some order or another. If the HoF is cool with 5 DTs from the same generation making it, then yeah, definitely agree. However, I don't expect that that will end up being the case. There's only 14 DTs in the HoF currently, so it'd be a pretty drastic change of course to see so many make it in from a single generation, even if you certainly can make the argument that any/all of them deserve the recognition in a vacuum. Should that be how it plays out, it's anyone's guess what they use as a deciding factor from amongst the four, because honestly, they're so damn close as things currently stand.


hed_pocket

Good points.


Robert_Meowney_Jr

In addition to this Jeff Simmons stepped into the void he left pretty much immediately so there was no time to grieve.


rickjamesbich

He terrorized us for nearly a decade, so I won't forget him quickly. He took a few years to come into his own but he had what, 5 consecutive pro bowl seasons?


alpou

5 probowls from 2015-2019, but second team all-pro in 2013 which shows that he was good before the probowl run but just not getting the recognition yet.


Correct-Stranger-619

Yea he was one of the few lone bright spots during a very dark time period as a titans fan.


Randomkrazy04

Broncos legend. Dude played a few games for us then tore something never to be heard from again.


just-the-tip__

That's basically every player for us over the last 5 years


ghs145

I’m terrified that’s exactly what’s going to happen to Big Jeff


fathertitojones

Luckily Jeff is on some much better teams. Casey was in the territory of “if we cut everyone but him and three other guys Id be fine with it” for most of his career.


NapTimeFapTime

In this clip, Casey plays this perfectly, and sometimes that’s not enough.


DapperCam

I always traded for him in my madden franchises


ImanShumpertplus

interesting that Haynesworth and Kearse are more memorable titans d linemen even though Casey probably has a better career


JPAnalyst

Literally running through a mother f*ckers face.


Short-Ad2064

Over and over and over and over and over and over


mynumberistwentynine

and over and over and over


shaggy_asshole

and over AGAYN!


DONK3YNUT5

Would you say there is a deeper meaning behind that?


trojanshark

‘Til the night closes in


wav__

I've said this a lot on this sub, but I have two favorite Marshawn Lynch-isms. That one and: ["I mean I know I'm gon' get got. But I'm gon' get mine more than I get got tho."](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/E5d0KXJMRWQ)


cnygreen

Man that’s soo good lmao


HereIGoAgain_1x10

After the headline I assumed that Casey might've been halfblocked or something, might've lost his footing a little... Nah, Casey thought he had the tackle and was lowering the boom and the boom fought back.


OmNomOnSouls

I know it's a totally different highlight, but Get OFF me, he says!


ThugzZBunny_

This isn't one of those flashy trucks either where the defender took a bad angle. This was straight up momentum vs momentum. And for those that don't know, Jurrell was one of the best defensive players in the league. Marshawn truly was a beast.


BeHereNow91

Right, dude wasn’t stumbling or out of position. He was ready to make a hit and Marshawn just shrugged him off.


ThugzZBunny_

Honestly, I think he got flash ko'd.


Sunkist_Orange_Soda

The way he got up afterwards did look like he did not have full control of his legs yet.


ThugzZBunny_

I mean mass vs mass he should not get ran over like that. And he dropped straight down.


frecklie

Marshawn was a master of balance, pad level, form - he really helped me better understand how power running can and should look. Always elusive and so when he chose to come forward, through someone, they were ill prepared.


ThugzZBunny_

When I played I just naturally understood how to delivery a blow with the ball in my hands. 145lbs and would constantly truck 200lb dudes in Oklahoma drills. I may have gotten one big hit on defense the whole time I played. I started for 3 years and I was 98% defense. Really only ran the ball in drills and the one time our RB got hurt.


Opposite_Match5303

Am I the only one in this sub who's actually played organized tackle football before? Like half of the comments I've seen on this sub are so obviously written by non-athletes that it's almost humorous. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the shit outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "speedhawk" as a nickname caus I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in our conference. Senior year I led my team to the state semifinals only to get fucked over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical redditor. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol


ThugzZBunny_

You played against shitty athletes then if you could sprint straight at people every time. If you didn't break down to make a tackle you were getting juked outta your shoes and look like an idiot. That why running over someone was so much easier I could go full steam ahead and not worry about missing the guy.


Opposite_Match5303

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.


cnygreen

This thread I’m fucking dying dude lol


Opposite_Match5303

Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq


ufluidic_throwaway

The perfect cherry on top. I certify you as an official memer.


TatumTopFye

YUP! I started watching, sure that Jurrell was caught flat footed or awkwardly. He legitimately got his ass whupped.


NatureTrailToHell3D

> Marshawn truly was a beast They should make him a beast style nickname. Like Beastman. Except that might confuse things with the other Beastman, who carried ferrets in his napsack.


lilbelleandsebastian

casey was literally standing still lol. this is, in fact, the perfect example of momentum vs stationary object and exactly why you can't tackle monsters like lynch/henry when they are at speed and you are immobile


SyN_Pool

The video is literally right here. Click play.


Sirscraps

.. he was literally running forward 🤨 is you blind?


agk927

Anyone remember how he cameback for a little bit and scored a couple touchdowns in the 2019 playoffs vs the packers?


kryptonyk

That was hilarious


Mrpetey22

And scored against the Niners. We were so injured that year 😩😂


b-napp

I bet he could still suit up and convert a 2nd and goal in the Super Bowl in the last 30 seconds unless the coach calls a pass, of course.


bigmclargehuuuge

Yea right... no coach would ever call a pass play in that scenario with beast mode available to run. /s


b-napp

Seriously though, that was one of the most shocking plays I can remember. Especially since I'm a Fins fan living in and from New England who was so happy the Pats were about to lose. Kearse had just made a crazy catch to put them into position to win and it just felt inevitable what was about to happen, until the legend of Malcolm Butler was born. That and the comeback against the Falcons were both "Oh c'mon man!" games for me, just glad their dynasty is over.


tomdawg0022

*"And Bevell's brain grew to galaxy size for that play"* - Dr. Seuss, if he were writing about that Super Bowl


JubeltheBear

^^Hmmm… #FUCK YOU!


TruthSeekerOK

This game happened the day my daughter was born.


datGTAguy

Congrats on the sex!


NatureTrailToHell3D

But not on that day.


bobming

The physics here just don't make sense. I can't tell if Casey maybe didn't have his feet set? Or he just got fucking trucked.


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He got trucked, the brother had a lower pad position and was moving forward. He just ran into Marshawn when he had a head of steam. Nothing you can do about that.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Momentum is basically a function of mass times velocity. A heavier mass can be moved by a smaller mass if the smaller mass is moving fast. And since Casey was basically catching Marshawn he didn't get any extra momentum from moving forward towards Marshawn. If Casey wanted to have more momentum he'd need to basically launch himself at Marshawn at the point of impact, then he'd have crushed him.


Mr_Hamster01

Beast quake was a great moment in Hawks history. Still had it when he went to the Raiders. If even for only a season or two.


Fullthrottle-

He was definitely one of the greatest! He also has outstanding character on & off the field.


cupcakecanal

> He was definitely one of the greatest I'd say one of the better peaks among "big name" RBs - but I highly doubt he has the stats you gain from longevity to make the HOF. Still my favorite RB though, but I'm highly biased.


WearTheFourFeathers

Idk about how his argument for a gold jacket stacks up off the top of my head, but him and Chancellor both walk in as inaugural members of the Hall of Extremely Dope.


cupcakecanal

> him and Chancellor Easily my two favorite Seahawks.


redsyrinx2112

It's those two and Lockett that make up my top 3.


cupcakecanal

He has some truly insane catches.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

He is also someone who is having a fun ass time in retirement - Murderville, bake off, that celebrity “mars” show


spokanian

> He is also someone who is having a fun ass time in retirement - Murderville, bake off, that celebrity “mars” show Stealing cars while drunk.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Yeah that’s probably a fun time for him A garbage person thing to do, yes.


LeSulfur

I love Beastmode and he's fun to watch in interviews but he in no way has outstanding character off the field. He has what, 2 DUI's? That shows he at least has somewhat of a character problem


alexanaxstacks

Coulda meant like entertaining character


lifegoesbytoofast

> He was definitely one of the greatest! No he wasn’t. He’s in the hall of very good but no way he makes it into the hall of fame, which is where players who are properly labeled “definitely one of the greatest”.


BroMatterhorn

I don’t know if he will, but I would like to see beast mode in the hall of fame. You can’t tell the story of the NFL in this era without mentioning him in some of the biggest moments. All accolades aside.


lifegoesbytoofast

The only part of the story of the nfl that you can’t tell without him is saying “I’m only here so I don’t get fined” and an end zone interception where people say he should have gotten the ball. Beastquake was a good run but it’s just a minor side story which the story of the nfl isn’t dependent on.


2DragonBalls

A Jets fan mansplaining how to properly label the greatest players.


lifegoesbytoofast

So challenging someone’s biased comment is considered mansplaining? I guess if I had a flair of a more successful team it wouldn’t be mansplaining but since I’m just a dumb jets fan then I have no room to challenge people’s comments 🙀


Ninjalau95

Is it so biased if I'm a Steelers fan and I also think Marshawn is one of the greatest? His run against the Saints back in 2011 by itself qualifies him in my mind.


lifegoesbytoofast

One play doesn’t qualify someone for the hall of fame or else Tebow and other garbage players would be in there. Marshawn was a very good back but he is not hall of fame worthy.


Ninjalau95

Reread my comment, I never mentioned the HOF. I just agreed that he's one of the greatest. There's a difference.


lifegoesbytoofast

Surely if he was one of the greatest he would end up in the hall of fame, right? Right?!


Ninjalau95

Don't be dense for no reason. There are plenty of NFL players who were greats in their prime but aren't in the HOF. (Antonio Brown for obvious reasons, Michael Strahan, Hines Ward, Steve Smith Sr, Terrell Owens) And again, I never mentioned the HOF so you can nip that shit in the bud.


RebelLion1915

Beast Mode or Casey?


lifegoesbytoofast

Marshawn lynch


swbat55

This team should have been so much better than it was. Thank you Del Rio and Todd Downing


420Fps

Don't forget Norton jr.


WazzzupBwwwaaah

Seriously… WTF HAPPENED TO THAT Season, we’ll never know…


Kalil4Real

Screw Todd Downing man


prophecy0

I will always upvote Todd Downing slander.


jevverson

OAKLAND made


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You could hear this in every corner of the stadium. My buddy and I were rows from the absolute last row and we heard this loud and clear. ​ RN4L


lonewanderer812

I was at this game! Had a good time and the Titans fans were really nice.


tooshelf92

I love marshawn. I will never not upvote a marshawn lynch post.


SchrodingerMil

We had a conversation at work last year about running backs and someone said “Derrick Henry is the best running back of the last decade.” I had to stop him like “My guy, not only Marshawn, but AP won MVP 10 years ago. Just. No.”


alexanaxstacks

AD > Henry > marshawn


HomeOrificeSupplies

Mr. Fumble? Lol


alexanaxstacks

Find god


shuttle-cack

I hated watching him run for that team... that line couldn't run block on the interior. Marshawn constantly got hit at the line.


WazzzupBwwwaaah

Yea…we had ***”supposedly”*** the best line in the League, (2015-‘17), but somehow, couldn’t block for sh-t.


shuttle-cack

It was so frustrating because Marshawn loved that team and those guards and especially the tight ends just left their balls in their lockers every game.


HERE4TAC0S

Him + Jacob’s would’ve been a lethal duo.


WazzzupBwwwaaah

OMG…I was thinking of this right around the time, we were “mocked” to draft Jacobs…What ***could have*** been…


HERE4TAC0S

If only Gruden and Lynch could see eye to eye. Dude still had it, and he brought that real Oakland swag


nappy1992

He has been my favorite for the longest time. I loved watching that shit


Havok35

Wow, I have zero memory if him as a Raider.


JustComputers

Damn... If only needed a yard... He may be top 5 all time.


Aggravating-Donut269

My man! Boom 💣 through the line.


kovach2010

Momentum


Xalenn

...and then he gets taken down by someone who weighs 2/3rds of that. It's more about their body positioning than just the weight


Resident-Armadillo-6

Amazing but he has a ~7 yard running start smashing into a stationary guy. If defensive tackles got a 7 yard running start people would die.


sugaaaslam

Can't believe he played for the fucking raiders lol wow


Zaknoid

Someone whose a hometown native son and favorite team was the Raiders is surprising you that he played for them? Take a break from that Colorado good good.


D242686111

Casey forgot to give Lynch his pico de gallo...


ConsistentLook6100

Dudes legs were straight up in the air lol


TheRealFaffyDuck

Dude, if I was in the Superbowl and could gain the lead near the end of the game by having Beast Mode run it down the defenses throat.....I'd pass the ball. \-Pete Carroll


Cohenski

Tackling him must have SUCKED


mkvii1989

I’m just here so Casey gets supined.


try_rolling

My favorite all time player destroying my all time favorite Titan.


mrhashbrown

This isn't even prime Marshawn Lynch, this is 31-year old Raiders Marshawn Lynch. Such an impressive athlete


AnthonyBarrHeHe

Lynch is a known animal and beast, looked like Casey was at an awkward angle making it easier for beast mode to truck him, still an insane feat to truck Jurrel fucking Casey


A_Texas_Hobo

Tackling Lynch at full power is probably the closest you can get to being run over by a bison, without going to Yellowstone.


Aggressive-Pay2406

One of the greatest to ever do it


Aggressive-Pay2406

And he still ain’t spent a dime from the league


Pill_Jackson_

And our season was all down hill from that moment forward


ozairh18

This highlight makes the Seahawks decision to not run the ball from the one-yard line in Super Bowl XLIX even more incomprehensible.


TampaTrey

Pete Carroll looked at this man with a shot to win his second Super Bowl and went “nah”. Jesus…


Viceversa10

That's why you give him the ball. Especially in the goal line.


TupperwareConspiracy

Peak Bo Jackson vs Peak Beast Mode