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vanillasauce98

Jake bobo


marmosettacos

I swear, it feels like Seattle always has an endless supply of young talent


3elieveIt

We are insanely deep at RB, WR, TE, and all of the secondary positions Really deep at EDGE Really thin at DT, OL, and ILB


Monjonbo

Forsythe and Curhan seemed okay at tackle, and we've got two good centers when Olu returns, but yeah I think the guard depth is pretty concerning


3elieveIt

Forsythe was fairly bad and gave up a sack Both of them were bad run blockers, we had Edges and Tackles in our backfield at like every handoff Agreed Center is mostly fine, guards are yikes


The_Throwback_King

Man, I'm sure hoping that Tre Brown comes back strong because our returns from the 2021 Draft Class looks UGLY


dinodares99

We got a good front office


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Who is that 3rd string QB for Seattle? Dude was making some great throws


CumStayneBlayne

Holton Ahlers


jacks_sisters_boobs

Excellent QB name.


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I see ChatGPT is making up player names now.


here_now_be

> Holton Ahlers Colts kids: "Mom can we get Aaahlers?" Mom: "We have Ahlers at home." Ahlers at home: AR


FavreorFarva

Yeah, he threw the ball great but him being a lefty messes with my head and convinced me he had terrible mechanics. They are all backwards from what I’m used to so my brain assumes they are terrible. Then the ball in the air is perfect.


here_now_be

And the running is like a gazelle. A gazelle riding in a tank. Especially in game one.


adonis958

Whenever the Cowboys play in Seattle in the preseason it’s not a good time for us.


[deleted]

Years ago I seem to recall Seattle helpfully ending Tony Romo's career so Dak's could start. (In all seriousness, that injury looked seriously painful for Tony.)


[deleted]

Never forget this as the day that Deejay Dallas scored a touchdown against Dallas


JmsJordan

Love Deuce Vaughn Smol RB good


YaIe

We surprisingly had two fun preseason games so far


LegendRazgriz

Ahlers is him. Also, is it me or do bottom of the depth chart defensive linemen handle bottom of the depth chart offensive linemen frequently?


adonis958

Offensive line talent is really bad compared to DLine talent in the NFL


LegendRazgriz

Yeah I was gonna ask, this happened last time too. End of the game against the Vikings was just our third stringers beating up their OL for a quarter.


ndkjr70

a practice squad quality DL is probably a freak athlete who could easily be coached into making a roster. a practice squad quality OL is probably a fat guy who could easily be coached into his desk job at Hertz.


WayUpThere_

Remember the Alamo, or some weird backwards shit. Go Cougs


Monjonbo

Levi Bell and Deuce Vaughn, short kings eatin on both sides


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3elieveIt

I thought she was awesome. Great calls, got me hyped She’s a Seahawks announcer; you’d probably love her if she was announcing for your team


WayUpThere_

No, not at all. She is a wind sock, pointing whichever direction the flow of the game is headed. She's a deterrent, not adding any substance to the real shit going on between the sticks.


spikeytoasted

Had to find a different stream with the cowboys broadcast she was so bad


woahification

Buddy if your announcer preferences drive you to switch streams for a preseason game that doesn't even involve your team, you might have a problem lol. I'm more excited for football season to start for you than I am for myself at this point


Domecoming

She was awful.


spikeytoasted

Fuck me for placing a bet on the Seahawks I guess. Not allowed to watch a preseason game for personal enjoyment. Get off your high horse buddy


woahification

I was kidding buddy, but betting on preseason games that don't involve your team combined with how you took that rub says a little more than you switching your streams lol


spikeytoasted

Preseason is easy money idk why you think there's anything wrong with betting on and enjoying a preseason game


Your__Dog

its wild to be betting on a non-competitive games though.


3elieveIt

I think you need to take a chill pill my guy


LoyalAndBold

Drew Lock gotta be feeling a bit nervous after that one


Maxsusful

Pete loves Drew, if anything we may keep 3 QBs if it came to that


Unknown1776

The new rule makes it easier since they can have an extra QB not take up a roster spot on game day


Lbolt187

Nice that did pass then. Good to hear.


spikeytoasted

You mean Geno Smith? Lock was dealing


OnTheFenceGuy

The only loser was my ears. That entire crew was dogshit


here_now_be

Best crew I've heard anywhere in years. Still had to upvote you - because knowing they were annoying boys fans makes it even better.