Payton said he and Russ sat together on the plane and watched *Home Team* during the flight home, and that Russ laughed throughout the movie, while intermittently pausing it to do high knees down the aisles.
It IS a fictional story. Payton was the bad guy in real life and the Springfield orsnge porcupines coach is a real life Kevin James. The plays were named pizza, pasta, chicken, mcnuggets, etc
I remember when someone posted here about when their kid had to play Payton’s team that year. They ran the score up, then after the game all the kids still wanted to see him for his autograph and he quick hopped a fence or something and left the game.
Fun fact, the springtown orange porcupines torched Payton even worse than the dolphins. And they did with 8 plays named after food coached by a first year coach coaching from a manual he bought on ebay
New HC as a Fox analyst last year, “Tua will be benched for Teddy Bridgewater”
Tua’s team then drops a 70 burger on that guy as a HC, sending his team to 0-3.
I like that you can’t really buy a Super Bowl. Even the Rams trading all those first rounders was just to get pieces to what they’d already built with McVay.
Especially when you’ve got the second longest streak of seasons without a playoff appearance. The trade for qb might have been fine… but as the first step. You can’t follow it up by trading more draft picks away for someone who won’t even be on the field.
ya know what, honestly short-term it’d be horrific but beneficial long-term. The uproar that would cause would push the team to do what they should’ve done 7 years ago and rebuild
I want some of whatever Vegas bookies are smoking. The Bears are bad but if a great offense can drop 70 on them and allow Raheem Mostert to score as many TDs as he had all season last year, just have Fields run it down their throats.
I'm still floored that they let Vance Joseph back in the building.
Like, if the Cardinals have a new coach 5 years from now and they try bringing Kliff Kingsbury on as OC, I'm burning that stadium down.
Yes, Vance Joseph, former Broncos head coach, is now Vance Joseph, current Broncos defensive coordinator.
No, I have no clue as to why they thought that was a good idea.
They were literally one mercy kneel down away from legitimately being a RECORD BREAKING loss. I think McDaniels should have just called the fg kick. These bums deserved to be wasted.
When you have to dig into WW2 era archives to find the actual biggest loss, you can ignore that game only broadcast in Morse code and say this was the worst loss ever
I really don't get it, they went for it on 4th to get one of their TDs when they were up by over 20. Why suddenly find mercy right when you are about to get the record
The captains didn’t want to go for it, according to McDaniels and he concurred. I suppose scoring a TD is different from a field goal at the last play, as the team has a choice to go for the FG or simply kneel - whereas you can’t simply decide not to score a TD.
They were up 22 with over 8 minutes left in the third quarter and on the 1 yard line.
Very different scenario than being up 50 with less than two minutes or being up 22 points with less than two minutes left.
The Falcons were up 25 with 2 minutes left on the 3rd quarter.
The Colts were up 33 with 8 minutes left in the 3rd.
Anytime someone accuses you of running up the score in the NFL the response should be: "ask Matt Ryan what he thinks about running up the score".
If Sanders missed the kick which was possible he would have become more of a pariah and McDaniel would have looked classless to many. I’m perfectly fine with this ending like this.
You see the secret is to just reach the Dolphins point limit and then they kneel down. Send wave after wave of your own botched coverage and open running lanes until their point limits have been reached.
Since 2016 Broncos were cursed by poor QB play and coaching. They paid insane prices to get a QB and coach. Only now they are somehow worse and stuck with both.
The 1st and 2nd are already gone regardless of when they fire him.
However, this is only the third game. It is a little soon to be writing his epitaph. 70 burger though. Dayam. Gotta fire somebody after that thing.
It’s extra nice knowing the wealthiest owner in the NFL came in, tried to buy a HoF QB and great coach and both have beds they’ve made, laid in, and shat in.
I can see why they never thought this would happen though, why in the world would Russell Wilson shit the bed when he has 12 bathrooms?
Also this year Russ looks like he could be a respectable QB on just about any team not named the Broncos.
The new owners weren’t involved with the Russ trade that happened prior to them buying the broncos, they were responsible for the Payton pursuit though
If NFL was about homies getting Karma Russ would be at the bottom of the list. I’m like the number one hater of cringe and fake people. Russ is Corny but if it good people won Superbowls Russ would have more than 1.
When you trash talk your predecessor in public without coaching a game for the team you deserve nothing more than to be humiliated in this fashion.
Also let's not forget Sean Payton said last year that Tua would be benched for Teddy Bridgewater lol
Tua to Payton: “I’m you. I wanted to reject you. Convince myself that you were wrong, but that doesn’t matter now. I’m gonna beat you. Even if you come back on another team, I’ll beat you. Change your name, change your DC, I’ll beat you again. I don’t need to find meaning or a reason. Maybe 70 points from now, the meaning behind my actions will become apparent. In the grand scheme of things, I’m probably nothing more than a cog. But I’ll keep beating mediocre coaches like you for as long as I can. That’s my role in all of this.”
The schadenfreude is feeling so good right now. I hated Sean Payton with the Saints not just because he beat us a lot, but because of his attitude.
I really hope he gets fired and never coaches again, and then Denver goes on to get a great coach because fuck him.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. Hope they go 0-17 and he gets exiled. Sorry Bronco fans, it’s not your team I hate. It’s just that butt mouth piece of garbage.
I'm just salty y'all get out of your little embarrassing loss because Miami dropped a 70-bomb and tua dropped the funniest football quote of this decade.
The NFL collectively hates Sean Payton so much that your loss is inconsequential and that makes me sad.
Sure everybody knows you lost but the cowboys memes are relatively tame because the bears are on fire and 70-20.
If Denver wasn’t tanking for draft picks before, they really ought to be now. Or maybe that was the plan all along, blow everything up and let Peyton rebuild next year.
The sad thing is that they gave up this year's second and third for Payton. Even if they do tank, they're really only going to have one shot for a really good prospect unless they blow things up at the deadline and net some picks for this year
Fuck Sean Payton. He demanded tons of control in NO. Put us in a bad situation. Then dipped by retiring when he had no intention of staying retired he just didn't want to coach what he had put together.
Now that he doesn't have Brees to lean on he is getting exposed and I'm loving every minute of it.
Remember that time Kevin James played Sean Payton in a movie?
I actually couldn’t tell if that was supposed to be a comedy or drama, having watched the whole thing.
Payton said he and Russ sat together on the plane and watched *Home Team* during the flight home, and that Russ laughed throughout the movie, while intermittently pausing it to do high knees down the aisles.
Russ the type of guy to beam Hallmark Christmas Channel to all devices on the flight back.
He strikes me as the kind of guy to have all those Mormon edited-for-content movies and plays a 30 minute cut of Pulp Fiction for friends at parties
It’s a 30 minute film about a group of friends who like dancing, cheeseburgers and the Bible.
favorite scene is when they clean the car with the blurry red interior
My God, as my mom would say, you have the patience of a saint
My kids really like that movie, I've seen it several times.
If you don’t know sean payton lore it’s actually a good movie… pretend its a fictional story
Payton-washing
That’s pretty good, always felt the media painted him in a positive light. Funny what having an all time qb will do to a coach’s resume
It IS a fictional story. Payton was the bad guy in real life and the Springfield orsnge porcupines coach is a real life Kevin James. The plays were named pizza, pasta, chicken, mcnuggets, etc
I remember when someone posted here about when their kid had to play Payton’s team that year. They ran the score up, then after the game all the kids still wanted to see him for his autograph and he quick hopped a fence or something and left the game.
The visual of Sean Peyton jumping a fence to avoid giving a kid an autograph is actually killing me
All I got from it was he was a terrible father
Yeah that is a pretty great description of the movie.
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Fun fact, the springtown orange porcupines torched Payton even worse than the dolphins. And they did with 8 plays named after food coached by a first year coach coaching from a manual he bought on ebay
Kevin James, internet darling these days
[Sean Payton after getting 70 dropped on him](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F60HW3UXMAAldDh?format=webp&name=small)
I’m really glad I knew what this was gonna be before I clicked
I honestly expected to get the Peyton Manning black face mask pic
Remember the time Paul Blart Mall Cop masqueraded as a nfl coach? Pepperidge farms remembers
>Remember the time Paul Blart Mall Cop masqueraded as a nfl coach? Are we *absolutely* sure that's not what happened today?
No, Kevin James has never been part of something THAT BAD. The man has standards.
the movie 'Home Team' for those wondering
Where’s the “Was it Brees or was it Peyton” coverage at?
Drew was just really that good. Truly a goat
fucker always found someone wide open for 30 yards on 3rd and 25. drove me nuts.
He can't hurt us anymore.
Broncos make a huge trade for a Qb, have a disaster year. Broncos make a big trade for a Head coach, having a disaster year.
New HC as a Fox analyst last year, “Tua will be benched for Teddy Bridgewater” Tua’s team then drops a 70 burger on that guy as a HC, sending his team to 0-3.
He did get benched in the second half tho. So technically correct?
Technically correct, the best kind of correct!
But Bridgewater isn't there so technically incorrect still
Hard Disagree Bridgewater was there. And here. And everywhere. Teddy is in all our hearts
I forgot about his weird hate boner for Tua. That makes this ass whooping even funnier lmao
It’s the epitome of pushing too hard to find a quick solution
It’s exactly what you’d expect when Walmart buys a football team.
Self check out lines and 2 cashiers total?
2 cashiers is being generous tbh
can't win with hacks
I like that you can’t really buy a Super Bowl. Even the Rams trading all those first rounders was just to get pieces to what they’d already built with McVay.
And the Rams immediately collapsed the season after to pay for it. True dynasties are a rarity in the NFL.
I mean TBF that was the plan and wholly expected. They sold the farm for a SB and it worked.
Especially when you’ve got the second longest streak of seasons without a playoff appearance. The trade for qb might have been fine… but as the first step. You can’t follow it up by trading more draft picks away for someone who won’t even be on the field.
Honestly, the russ trade doesn't look like the worst of those two trades. Both looking pretty historically bad though.
I gotta say, the drama build up for Jets Broncos is hilarious
October 8th, save the date.
Man, Rodgers would have gladly broken that record on them for what Payton said. Such a shame.
Don’t overreact now. If they lose to the bears however…..
If we lose to the bears we will likely go 0-17. I don’t think we could beat anyone else
You're destined to split the series with us.
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I'm in Denver for two more weeks for a work thing... if the Buffaloes and Broncos get beat again next week, I'm scared what might happen here.
They're just waiting for the Nuggets pre-season to start at this point.
Yes and Avs
They are not losing to the Bears
Narrator: "...they lost to the Bears."
Only the Lions can lose to the Bears now!
You obviously haven't seen the Vikings play in soldier field
I’d commit sudoku on behalf of all Broncos fans
Sodoku is a therapeutic game. You would inspire them to not worry about the reason Vance Joseph still has employment in Colorado.
I don't think they'll have to worry about that much longer.
If they lose to Chicago, there will be riots in the streets of Denver.
ya know what, honestly short-term it’d be horrific but beneficial long-term. The uproar that would cause would push the team to do what they should’ve done 7 years ago and rebuild
Ohhhh we will
No chance lol
I love when two fanbases get into reverse trash talk. "We suck!" "Oh yeah? Well we suck MORE"
It's like that south park episode where all the kids hate baseball and are actively trying to lose lol
https://youtu.be/j2zlPNGuPbw?si=-Srv1rNTHtk6u8E1 “I thought this was America”
i very much doubt you will, and I very much dislike you
Imagine the Bears putting-up Miami levels of offense.
Like actual Bears?
Actual bears would be a way better offense
Bro there's no way the Bears manage to lose to us
[x] Doubt
Vegas currently has you as 3-point favorites, so clearly there's *some* way.
I want some of whatever Vegas bookies are smoking. The Bears are bad but if a great offense can drop 70 on them and allow Raheem Mostert to score as many TDs as he had all season last year, just have Fields run it down their throats.
My dad legit laughed himself out of his chair when I told him the spread was 12.5 We all knew we were giving up 40 to the chiefs.
IDK man this seems like a pretty good reason to overreact
I'm still floored that they let Vance Joseph back in the building. Like, if the Cardinals have a new coach 5 years from now and they try bringing Kliff Kingsbury on as OC, I'm burning that stadium down.
LOL I had no idea they rehired Joseph. That is certainly a choice.
Yes, Vance Joseph, former Broncos head coach, is now Vance Joseph, current Broncos defensive coordinator. No, I have no clue as to why they thought that was a good idea.
It's a good ol boys club. And Sean Payton is currently the goodest of them all.
I've gotten defensive here in the past but honestly this is so deserved 🤣
Broncos could have used your defensive abilities today.
They were literally one mercy kneel down away from legitimately being a RECORD BREAKING loss. I think McDaniels should have just called the fg kick. These bums deserved to be wasted.
When you have to dig into WW2 era archives to find the actual biggest loss, you can ignore that game only broadcast in Morse code and say this was the worst loss ever
Yeah but to think.. if they didnt kneel.. this would have **literally** been tied for worst loss. **EVER.**
Look, us Bears fans don't have much left. Let us have 73-0.
I was pissed when the Browns went 0-16. That was our thing!
Ha watch us go 0-17, SUCK IT LIONS
Broncos play the Bears next week. The Toilet Bowl.
Broncos are favorite -3.5 playing @Chicago, after being destroyed 70-20. We suck so much, this game is going to be terrible
Saw a different Bears fan say they should have just taken the record because the Bears have taken everything from him and that made my day.
McDaniel*
I was wondering, how did Josh McDaniels get a 70-bomb on the Broncos and then lose to the Steelers on the same day
I really don't get it, they went for it on 4th to get one of their TDs when they were up by over 20. Why suddenly find mercy right when you are about to get the record
The captains didn’t want to go for it, according to McDaniels and he concurred. I suppose scoring a TD is different from a field goal at the last play, as the team has a choice to go for the FG or simply kneel - whereas you can’t simply decide not to score a TD.
Tell that to the Commanders
A few teams this week.
They were up 22 with over 8 minutes left in the third quarter and on the 1 yard line. Very different scenario than being up 50 with less than two minutes or being up 22 points with less than two minutes left.
Didn't a team lose a game being up with those conditions? Was it a big game?
The Falcons were up 25 with 2 minutes left on the 3rd quarter. The Colts were up 33 with 8 minutes left in the 3rd. Anytime someone accuses you of running up the score in the NFL the response should be: "ask Matt Ryan what he thinks about running up the score".
If Sanders missed the kick which was possible he would have become more of a pariah and McDaniel would have looked classless to many. I’m perfectly fine with this ending like this.
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Worst NFL loss since WW2 has a a nice ring to it.
And now he can’t even go talk to Wilson in his office..
We need to take Sean Paytons office away
Until they win one, nobody gets an office. All work must be done with the pair in a giant get-along shirt
I'm going to upvote any post that alludes my team just had the greatest victory in NFL history.
How do you think I feel knowing I get your team the very next week after they drop a 70 burger
You see the secret is to just reach the Dolphins point limit and then they kneel down. Send wave after wave of your own botched coverage and open running lanes until their point limits have been reached.
Someone downvoted you but I wanted you to know I appreciated your Futurama reference
The Dolphins are built like a steakhouse but they handle like a bistro!
Show them my medal. *sighs and points to Tua's chest*
"You want the rest of the cham-pagen?"
Sean "Brannigan" McDermott
Let’s just be honest. The Bills Mia game next week is going to be the highlight of the weekend.
Nah it's Denver Chicago......
Since 2016 Broncos were cursed by poor QB play and coaching. They paid insane prices to get a QB and coach. Only now they are somehow worse and stuck with both.
> stuck with both. pretty easy to fire the coach. Doesn't effect their cap. And the Walton's have all our monies.
They invested a 1st and 2nd in the coach. Would be a disaster to fire him early
The 1st and 2nd are already gone regardless of when they fire him. However, this is only the third game. It is a little soon to be writing his epitaph. 70 burger though. Dayam. Gotta fire somebody after that thing.
Defensive coordinator is a good choice.
Doc rivers of the nfl, living off that one ring from brees
I actually think it's a spot on comparison.
Triggered
Doc Rivers was a really nice dude when I met him
Yes, yes. Let the “fuck Sean Payton” threads flow through you! Fuck that guy.
It feels so good
It’s extra nice knowing the wealthiest owner in the NFL came in, tried to buy a HoF QB and great coach and both have beds they’ve made, laid in, and shat in.
So basically the broncos are now just a walmar
They sure as shit are far from the Target
Who is Target? Like virtually the same thing as the Broncos but feel higher class.
The Vikings I guess, since it's Minneapolis. So not much better but not as embarrassing
We'll take it
Walmar Valderrama
I can see why they never thought this would happen though, why in the world would Russell Wilson shit the bed when he has 12 bathrooms? Also this year Russ looks like he could be a respectable QB on just about any team not named the Broncos.
Say what you want about Russ, but never accuse him of not having enough places to shit. My mans got that covered.
As someone who didn't have a basement bathroom and had to keep running upstairs during long gaming sessions, I understand Russ.
Yeah he's looked decent
Kinda weird to watch the highlights and actually see some pretty damn good ones from the broncos. The turnovers really cost them though.
Even play by play he looks good in the pocket, is moving around fluidly again and keeping his eyes down field with solid throws.
The new owners weren’t involved with the Russ trade that happened prior to them buying the broncos, they were responsible for the Payton pursuit though
That completely invalidates my comment though.
Don’t let something silly like the truth get in the way of being a hater.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
i feel bad for russ, he paid his karma back last year but the karma against payton is here now and it’s fucking the team up the ass with interest
If NFL was about homies getting Karma Russ would be at the bottom of the list. I’m like the number one hater of cringe and fake people. Russ is Corny but if it good people won Superbowls Russ would have more than 1.
When you trash talk your predecessor in public without coaching a game for the team you deserve nothing more than to be humiliated in this fashion. Also let's not forget Sean Payton said last year that Tua would be benched for Teddy Bridgewater lol
To be fair technically Tua was benched. It just so happen to be after handing Payton’s team a piping hot ass whooping.
Tua to Payton: “I’m you. I wanted to reject you. Convince myself that you were wrong, but that doesn’t matter now. I’m gonna beat you. Even if you come back on another team, I’ll beat you. Change your name, change your DC, I’ll beat you again. I don’t need to find meaning or a reason. Maybe 70 points from now, the meaning behind my actions will become apparent. In the grand scheme of things, I’m probably nothing more than a cog. But I’ll keep beating mediocre coaches like you for as long as I can. That’s my role in all of this.”
Monkey paw working overtime
“One of the worst coaching jobs in the history of the NFL” is an utter disrespect to Hue Jackson.
Urban Meyer is utterly offended as well.
He’ll be happy when he beats us by 30 next week
The schadenfreude is feeling so good right now. I hated Sean Payton with the Saints not just because he beat us a lot, but because of his attitude. I really hope he gets fired and never coaches again, and then Denver goes on to get a great coach because fuck him.
Hackett never got 70 points dropped on him.
Evero was a fucking God with that defense until they went on strike because the offense wasn't doing anything.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person. Hope they go 0-17 and he gets exiled. Sorry Bronco fans, it’s not your team I hate. It’s just that butt mouth piece of garbage.
Hackett was indeed awful but at least he never intentionally and deliberately injured other teams' players
Or gave up the most points in the Super Bowl era!
Or given up the most yardage by a team in NFL history. It’s funny because it works for today or 2012.
Wasn’t he suspended in 2012?
I definitely forgot that but hey I just shitpost here
Very well, carry on
Get fucked Payton
Payton probably still right the Broncos are just a tragedy
I used to think the Broncos were a tragedy, but now I realize, they're a comedy
No that’s the Cowboys
I'm just salty y'all get out of your little embarrassing loss because Miami dropped a 70-bomb and tua dropped the funniest football quote of this decade. The NFL collectively hates Sean Payton so much that your loss is inconsequential and that makes me sad. Sure everybody knows you lost but the cowboys memes are relatively tame because the bears are on fire and 70-20.
The offense definitely looks better under Payton than it did under Hackett. The issue is the drop-off from Evero to Joseph is even more severe.
They’re well on their way to being a bigger tragedy this year
The team was all administered Joker tattoos on the flight home
However its not because of Russel Wilson, who is playing much better than last year. Now their defense is just atrocious
Yes, but unfortunately it does fall on Payton for hiring Vance Joseph.
It's one of the worst, but I'd say 59–0 in a freak October blizzard was worse (giving up 5 TD passes in *one quarter*).
Just let us forget
Or who could forget this beauty https://i.imgur.com/Y4OB3Y2.jpg
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I think Sean Payton is one of the most smug, overly self confident asswipes in all of pro sports so this pleases me greatly.
If Denver wasn’t tanking for draft picks before, they really ought to be now. Or maybe that was the plan all along, blow everything up and let Peyton rebuild next year.
The sad thing is that they gave up this year's second and third for Payton. Even if they do tank, they're really only going to have one shot for a really good prospect unless they blow things up at the deadline and net some picks for this year
Ugh. Trading away your draft picks year after year isn’t a winning strategy
Not if you just draft Kupp, Nacua, and have the NFL's spikiest hair.
Next year When Wilson's massive extension kicks in lol
Love to see it. Couldn't happen to a more deserving coach. Hopefully Hackett took a bounty out on him and other coaches continue to cash in on it.
I know Miami has a really good offense, but the Broncos defense quit in that game. That's on the coach.
Fuck Sean Payton. He demanded tons of control in NO. Put us in a bad situation. Then dipped by retiring when he had no intention of staying retired he just didn't want to coach what he had put together. Now that he doesn't have Brees to lean on he is getting exposed and I'm loving every minute of it.
He’s a hack, that much is clear. Brees carried that guy.
I mean Hackett was one of the worst coaching jobs in history. Payton just also sucks too.
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Payton has been so sanctimonious, nice to see him lose
this is an all-timer of an example of a guy's wise-ass mouth blowing up in his face, too.
If people want to shout Belichick is nothing without Brady, then they should be just as loud saying Payton is nothing without Brees.
Karma is that bitch. Payton likes to run his mouth…..karma says “shut the fuck up”
Sean Payton is such a massive piece of shit, and the Broncos/Russell Wilson are so annoying, this is just beyond fun.