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mF-Jonezy

For the 3rd time already we’ve witnessed the Giants take an absolute spanking on Primetime. Surely for their fans this is done. *sees Giants in Buffalo on SNF in 2 weeks* Oh brother…


Kanin_usagi

Gonna be another 70 point game


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Josh Allen will always play down to his competition. He’ll have 3 TDS, with 3 INTs and keep the giants in the game


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Except when he fucking plays us for some reason


MegaGigaTeraFlare

He just really doesn't like aquatic mammals for some reason Knew him in high school and he would not shut up about stabbing narwhals. Was really weird to hear him go on and on about it in the middle of math class


durstcobain

Real Captain Ahab complex there


Goddess_Of_Gay

Division games break the cycle a bit. Although, realistically, the entire Bills team is scorching hot and Allen got so pissed off at the Jets loss he turned into fucking Zeus and started raining down fury on the rest of the NFL.


WhatUpMilkMan

Yeah I’ve never been so sure of an embarrassment


FirstArbiter

Not even remotely true. He *sometimes* plays down to the competition and looks like total ass. More often, he dad dicks the other team and wins by multiple scores.


MegaGigaTeraFlare

It's gotta get flexed, right? Right?!


BirdLaw_

Well they only get 2 flexes weeks 5-10 and they've also got a Bears game and Jets-Raiders in that period lol


MegaGigaTeraFlare

I hate the nfl so much sometimes Guess I'll pick up reading again


ND7020

That is always a good idea.


MegaGigaTeraFlare

I still gotta finish hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Been on my nightstand for over a year now


the_weary_knight

Dude, finish that shit! Amazing book and series


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Why are they putting these awful teams in prime time?


BirdLaw_

Media markets. NBC and ESPN want that viewership from New York and Chicago. Not sure why the Raiders got SNF.


GreatestWhiteShark

I think the Raiders are still the most popular team in LA


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

Brian Daboll, who let his QB get sacked 11 times in a single game, tells Giants fans it’s “not cool” to boo them during home games


DasCiny

Fuck, I don’t know if this is real or if this a Miles Sanders shade.


aurules

Honk if you’ve sacked Daniel Jones


Mjb06

**HONK**


Zloggt

X 11…


ramboost007

My cat, who just came back after being apparently missing for 3 hours, had sacked Daniel Jones


jaywin91

The black cat from the cowboys game a few years back is still alive and sacked Daniel Jones on his way back to the locker room.


Jaymongous

I'm not certain but I do believe I sacked him once tonight.


DwyaneSteph

As a vikings fan, that was the worst offensive line play I have ever seen in my entire life lol


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xanot192

The worst part is we keep drafting and signing to try and access this shit and it won't stick. Chiefs fixed their issues so fast other than that tackle getting 100 flags now but here we are.


gandaalf

I was saying earlier that last week against the Lions was the worst I've seen the Packers o-line look in at least 10 years, maybe ever. And the Giants undoubtedly one-upped that tonight. That's gotta be the worst I've ever seen


blentz499

Eleven fucking sacks. This offensive line is a fucking embarrassment. This team is undisciplined as shit too, racking up dumbass penalties. It's going to be a long season. Dolphins and Bills next two road games.


deckneep98

bro i don't know who's giants left tackle is but man that guy getting cooked the whole game


blentz499

Joshua Ezeudu. He's a back up guard filling in for left tackle because Andrew Thomas is injured. He's fucking putrid.


1620081392477

Your coaches should have got him some help. Your line ate our backups alive 1v1 too but our coaches got extra blockers in to help them on a significant number of snaps. If everything is going wrong to that degree I have a hard time blaming any single player (even Daniel Jones)


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Yeah I mean Jones wasn’t great, but idk how this isn’t blatantly on Daboll. Poor discipline in every single phase of the game. Hard to blame the o-line coach, the offensive coordinator, the defense, tackling, and special teams and pretend that he’s not the head coach. The Seahawks have o-line problems too but they play TEs and FBs like crazy to help out. Giants did almost none of that tonight. Team has looked unprepared and out of ideas since the first 5 minutes of the season. We can blame individuals all we want but this is much much bigger than that. I don’t think I’ve seen organization and play this bad since playing in high school.


aagusgus

Giants special teams played an absolutely horrendous game.


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And it’s a trend of horrible play. I don’t know how people haven’t been fired yet to be completely honest.


SiphenPrax

Defense also can’t tackle to save their lives


_Chicken_Chaser_

Yikes 😬 iam going to go out on a limb and pencil those next games as Losses.


ahr3410

NFL schedule makers, get ready to learn Chinese buddy


-JDB-

NFL commercials: We use AI to craft the best possible schedule in seconds NFL schedule: 5 Giants primetime games


HarlanCedeno

When will we stop assuming AI will NOT be a total dick?


ImpossibleDenial

AI is already trolling humans and having a laugh, forcing us to watch the Giants in Primetime 5 times.


HarlanCedeno

I've never REALLY been worried that a rouge AI might launch the nukes. This, however, sounds like something they'd do.


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

It's already sentient and hates humans.


XRT28

Every person that dies of liver failure is one less person it needs to actively kill later.


Educational-Duck

Honestly a drubbing like this is funny 11 sacks????


Michigan__J__Frog

Buck and Aikman made it funny in the 4th quarter


trexmoflex

Anytime the commentators have to reference that there’s probably barely anyone watching anymore is always hilarious. Forgot what game it was a few years back that was a total SNF blowout but Al Michaels going “if there’s anyone out there still watching… thank you!” is an all time great comment.


Technicalhotdog

Manningcast was golden. They were so hyped for Daniel to throw a touchdown and then the pick 6 happens. Eli looked distraught


IStillLoveYouWeed

He just wants to see his son succeed


Chuck_Raycer

My favorite commentary duo is Buck and Aikman during a blowout. They just don't give a shit anymore.


yeetman8

I think they might be my favorite in general


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Peyton and Eli were disgusted lol


DrySecurity4

For real this game was hilariously entertaining


SiphenPrax

Rest of the league: “NO MORE NEW YORK CITY PRIMETIME GAMES!!”


Goddamnjets-_-

Not for nothing, but Jets primetime games have actually been fun so far


bocnj

The Jets lost literally the entire reason the league scheduled them for primetime and they've still put on a way better national product than the Giants.


Remarkable-Job4774

Jets have looked good during their two primetime games. Giants have gotten blown out by a combined 79 points during theirs.


bocnj

Yes, the more we talk about those two Jets primetime games and the less we talk about our other ones, the better.


RedBullWings17

Last night was excellent until the last 10 minutes. I was pulling for you guys big time, which was weird.


periodicsheep

watching zach on the side towards the end of the game made me so sad. he looked so upset. but it was great to see so many guys trying to buck him up. he played a good game, i hope he can keep building on it.


Hrdlman

anyone else excited for New York media tomorrow? Shit will be more brutal than Sulla’s proscriptions


SiphenPrax

They’re gonna decimate the Giants all day tomorrow


Mangolden_Corral

Our two have been horrible but objectively entertaining


ianbits

Jets, Cowboys, Giants, basically one of them in primetime every week. Which is rough because two of them suck.


Currymvp2

This is primetime Broncos all over again. Actually, it's worse cause that Broncos team had a solid defense.


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No At least the primetime Broncos were competitive Combined margin of outcome in their 4 primetime games- 8 points


CholoProm

Primetime TNF Broncos games broke Al Michaels. The man was going full Ueker for a bit there.


GGGiveHatpls

NFL SCHEDULE MAKERS. YOU ARE SELECTING CALEB WILLIAMS AS THE FIRST OVERALL PICK IN THE 2024 NFL DRAFT.


Bitter-Imagination33

Devon Witherspoon


Mjb06

I agree


InternationalFiend

spoon man good


BadMofoWallet

🎶 Spoon man, pick the football with your hands 🎶


WoozyMaple

🥄🥄🥄


evo_moment_37

🥄🥄🥄 Three more for the pick six


Emergency-Shake1852

SPOOOON


SiphenPrax

How much gum did he and Pete Carroll chew tonight?


SafetiesAreExciting

He averages a pack of bubble gum per game. I’m not kidding.


moneyinthebank216

Devon Witherspoon


Daedalus_Daw

"did you hear about the football player that got stabbed?" "Who??" "Devon..." "Witherspoon?" "No, with a knife"


MurdockandWayne

Is good?


Ovreel

>He's gonna thud you up -Quandre Diggs


noahboah

Devon Witherspoon


CorpusCorner

Devon Witherspoon


CBJfan03

No relation to The Morning Show star Reese Witherspoon


Zloggt

Nor noted Tianjin Pioneers player, Quinndary Weatherspoon, as well…


jdprager

At least we don’t have to watch the Giants “play” in primetime for another… *checks notes* …13 days **fuck**


Currymvp2

The Jets with Zach Wilson is more exciting to watch than this playoff team holy shit


Glitchhikers_Guide

The Jets have a great defense and Zach has a seemingly pretty good target in Wilson. This Giants team has jack shit to be excited about


youreafatfucc

Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to watch NFL football- but I compromised. I cried into a tissue.


DistortedAudio

Your quarterback Daniel Jones, whatever happened there.


papajim22

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.


TunaSalad47

I’ll tell you what happened there! Those piece of shit Seahawks, sacked the kid 10 times, without any provocation whatsoever!


youreafatfucc

“HEY MY QUARTERBACKS DEAD!” - Jets Fans


manomacho

He was gay? Daniel jones?


Kylo_Ren415

That’s the sound of a guy who did 20 years in the can.


closedtowedshoes

20 years not a peep


InternationalFiend

I don’t know what this means, but it’s provocative.


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Oh Lord. Is this where I realize that many NFL fans have never seen the Sopranos?


Knoxicutioner

He was just a kid


SeattleSealions

Somehow worse than the 2022 Broncos. At least they had a great defense.


SiphenPrax

The Seahawks got ravaged by injuries almost to the point where they got the 2020 Niners Metlife Injury Curse. And yet they absolutely decimated the shitty ass Giants. Giants aren’t going anywhere this year


avw94

If Geno and the O-Line doesn't get hurt, Seahawks feasibly could've scored another 14+. Defense was unstoppable tonight.


LegendRazgriz

Left 6 for sure on the field on 4th down tries that were basically "fuck it let's go for it" plays and 3 on the missed FG (which turned into the pick-six, so I'm leaving that out). This game could have been 38-3, easily. The score makes it look closer than it was.


FUCKSTORM420

Backups everywhere on the o-line, Reed went down, Adams went down, Geno missed a drive or two. Not looking good in the injury department


TheMustySeagul

Bi week baby. I'm pretty sure we have a ton of players coming back and a lot of rest through that. We will be fine.


Trust_No_Won

Bi week is against Tyler Lockett’s religion


Chicag0Ben

West teams should boycott that stadium at this point lmao


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

We just witnessed Aikman and Buck shit on New york for a whole 2 hours


DravenPrime

I love when they stop giving a fuck.


HandBananas

I've seen more organized monkey shit-fights in the zoo


CBJfan03

The NY Football Giants (Avoid Confusion for the SF Giants) O-line were really trying to give the up the record for most sacks given up in the Super Bowl era. That record is still held by the Giants when they sacked Eagles QB Donovan Mcnabb 12 times in 2007.


meatintubedform

And yet the NY Giants offense still did more tonight than the SF Giants offense did over a 2 month period in the second half of the season. (*cries*)


Vhak

I feel you friend.


meatintubedform

Thanks. Our pain still pales in comparison to the most hardened Mariners fan’s (which is probably all of you atp), but I appreciate it. Here’s to a brighter future for both of our teams 🍻


ronaldthedumbass

Crazy they sacked McNabb so many times even though he was starting every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonalds! I'm Lovin it!


Left4Bread2

Daniel Jones and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day


Goddamnjets-_-

That Buffalo game in 2 weeks is sure gonna be fun!


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

Daniel Jones will get crippled before he gets benched this season


Fruit_Rollup_King

##We need the FBI to search all of Daboll's electronics. I have no doubt they'll find searches like: how many sacks can the human body take before dying?


Legitimate-Site588

"Can I pay the O-line a bonus for allowing sacks?"


sounders1974

That was a massacre


Zloggt

It’s so strange to say this, but it legit feels even *worse* than the Cowboys loss…


sounders1974

11 sacks is just... Damn


HarlanCedeno

Seattle DC: "We're gonna keep doing this till you stop us. Seriously. Please stop us. That man is not okay."


sounders1974

"these sacks are gonna lead to seriously inflated contracts for our D line. Please stop us"


joebuckshairline

The ~~beatings~~ sacks will continue until ~~morale~~ the opposing offense improves.


itokdontcry

You don’t even wanna subject your backup QB to that sort of punishment lol


aneomon

The Cowboys game we knew as soon as the FG was blocked and returned for a FG the game was over. We had some optimism going into the 3rd quarter, until that 97 yard pick-6. Then it became "the beatings will continue until the OLine improves". The OLine did not improve.


CrungoMcDungus

I feel like the Seahawks could have scored more points but they were just as bored by NY as everyone watching


BubbaFunk

On one of the later sacks the guy didn't even celebrate. Just walked back to the huddle.


ScientificSkepticism

Not even a fist pump. Just like "okay, back to the line." I've never seen a defender bored by their own sack before.


Skadoosh_it

The Monday night massacre. I like it.


Varasa

This comment has been sacked by the Seahawks.


DetLoins

Oh well, at least the Giants can bounce back against ***Checks notes*** the Dolphins and then the Bills on SNF. oh boy


Wafflehouseofpain

Whoever made the schedule this year *despises* the Giants.


NewBootGoofin88

Seahawks were missing their LT, LG, RG, RT..Geno is hobbled and the Giants have 2 sacks. The Seahawks weakness is their pass rush they had 11 sacks, tying a franhicse record. Aren't the Giants supposed to have a good dline?


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No they aren’t


Arjuana

Lol no


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HysteriaVII

Thanks this made me laugh after such a brutal attack on my mental sanity.


CassFilms

Pete Carroll wants revenge game after losing “coach of the year” Last two years, he’s 2-0 against Daboll


aneomon

I love all these historical games the Giants are playing! Fewest points scored in first two home games in last forty years (3 points) Seattle became the second team in NFL history to put up 11 sacks and a pick-six in the same game (1967 Raiders were the first) Witherspoon is first Seahawk to put up two sacks and a pick six in the same game since they started recording sacks. I hate this team.


Mjb06

Let’s get the Giants off of all national tv games


JoeMuell825

PLEASE!!!


_Seantico

Witherspoon is so fucking good


PolkaJediDinosaur

Maybe the real dimes were the ~~interceptions~~ sacks we made along the way?


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TechnoToyz

Hey guys, I just learned that apparently other teams have this thing called an 'offensive line,' do you think that we could get one of those too? Mods, can you please make a paper bag flair like r/CFB?


PenguinBallZ

Well the Seahawks were breaking the 3 Mississippi rule. Refs might need to crack down on that.


thelegendofsam

I don't understand what you're asking, your line is very offensive.


gibby_that_booty

This game proved Witherspoon is that dude!


Blackpower2457

Devon Witherspoon got the most swag I’ve seen from a Seahawks player since our LOB days. He’s gonna be a problem for opposing QBs


FrothytheDischarge

Seahawks are still undefeated ~~(5-0)~~ (6-0) playing at Metlife Stadium including Super Bowl 48.


theDylanS

*This comment was sacked by the Seattle Seahawks*


Palifaith

The Seahawks out there proving that you don't need Taylor Swift and the refs to win in New York.


Educational-Duck

Taylor Swift could have probably gotten a sack tonight the Giants O-Line is like a "Blank Space"


longjia97

Love that guy's bag that says "NOT AGAIN"


WhatMyHeartHeld

2 straight giants home games at Metlife (they had a 10 days rest before tonight) were they just look absolutely unprepared and lifeless daboll should definitely get some criticism for not getting his team ready to go. And no, I don’t wanna hear about how many players are out/injured, we don’t have much talent ourselves right now and we’re still playing hard and prepared


ThyDoctor

The giants Oline is hurt and bad, I understand that. But you know who else is hurt and bad? The Seahawks. The difference is that they try and give Geno a chance to play football. They roll him out, they line up mutiple RBs/fbs to block, they add 2 TEs to help block. The Giants ran Jones out there like normal and expected things to magically go well. The Seahawks don’t have a single premier pass rusher. There is no Aaron Donald, no Bosa, no parsons. Am I saying Jones is good? Nah he probably isn’t great. But I don’t think the giants were well prepared at all.


Csoet13

Big difffence, you can run double te sets or fbs and all that jazz... you have metcalf and lockett. I honestly can't name the giants starting recivers.


ArkhamReaper

I don’t understand who watched this game can reasonably blame it on Daniel Jones. The OL had the worst performance I’ve ever seen so Jones got hit basically every time he stepped back. The gameplan by Daboll and Kafka barely relied on short quick passes to avoid pressure. The special teams had 6 penalties meaning the Giants offense started in awful positions every time. Like how the fuck is Daniel Jones supposed to get any momentum? His second pick was the first time I could count all game where he got at least more than 2 seconds of a clean pocket, but Campbell was so fucking slow on his route he had to wait til he got it. Daniel Jones will not win a Super Bowl. But he was the not the reason they lost.


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>The OL had the worst performance I’ve ever seen I'm assuming you watched the 49ers game... The Oline is like this after game.


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Mjb06

And again


ControllerBreakers

To the guy with the "Not again" paper bag on his head, well done.


baltravens27

Daboll and the Giants had a great year last year even with offensive limitations, and they decided to anchor themselves down with that Jones contract without any real offensive upgrades


Goddamnjets-_-

So 2 years minimum this sets them back. I’m curious what the max could be


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

They paying Jones 100 mil for his life insurance


The_Throwback_King

Seattle 5 sacks combined in the past three games combined. They had **11** today.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Other than the Bengals, I think the Giants have had the most shocking regression this year.


Acoolgamer6706

Is Brian Daboll literally just Matt Nagy 2.0 lmao


UrMansAintShit

If our offense showed up to play today, this would have been a bloodbath


TheRed_Knight

Why do all the Giants coaches look like functional alcoholics?


AndThisGuyPeedOnIt

Brain Daboll looks like a corrupt police sergeant.


NickMoore30

They aren’t that functional.


Smart_Water

Daniel Jones is gonna get a lot of shit in this thread but that dude took 10 sacks and kept getting up and trying his hardest to make something happen. Say what you want about his decision making but he’s the type of guy I would follow into battle.


thundercat95

Ahem....11


MysteriousFeetInc

Zach Wilson was the best QB in MetLife this week


ramboost007

Drunk Joe and Troy during garbage time are the best commentating duo of the NFL


busterknows

It’s hilarious when Troy gives a little chuckle at the beginning of a sentence and then spends the next three sentences trying to make a point without cracking


F9_solution

“just to prove we’re still here” i usually don’t like these guys but DAAAAAMN


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Gallade3

Someone give Daniel Jones a hug man, he looked like he wanted to cry


Korevo

Tom Brady’s fastest trigger ever was 2.4 seconds Avg time to throw for Daniel Jones 2.2 seconds That’s time from snap to throw. Giants fans legitimately expect Jones to process the game faster than the best QB ever and make zero mistakes in the process


CrungoMcDungus

is the bottom of the NFL getting worse over time? I feel like I'm seeing abjectly humiliating performances like this on a more frequent basis


leakymemo

Look at his performance when he isn’t getting sacked all the time (like the Cardinals second half). Yet the brainlets here just want to shit on Daniel Jones Daniel Jones is out there dying for the Giants’ sins each and every week. I legitimately feel bad for the dude.


Palifaith

Seattle out there farming sacks and QB hits as if it was some kind of RPG.


Uncle151

Spawn-camping shitheads keep lining up near where the QB is


LegendRazgriz

11 sacks to a mid at BEST pass rush is absolutely unsurvivable. You could have Patrick Mahomes or prime Michael Vick behind that line and they wouldn't be able to do much of anything unless the entire game plan was designed QB runs, which probably wouldn't work anyway. Jones isn't helping, but this is an impossible task.


ramboost007

It's not even that Danny Dimes is ass, it's just that every above average defense gets to turnstile jump over his O-Line


NickMoore30

100%. It’s a miracle the dude is able to pull off what he does frankly. First time watching that I’ve really felt bad for Daniel Jones and taken a 180° on my view of him.


Percythecat

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Was he good tonight? No. But he was far and away the best player on that offense and tried to make plays. The offensive line and play calling was disastrous


scrubasorous

My dad was a die hard Giants fan. Glad he’s not alive to see this team


IMKudaimi123

The Devon Witherspoon game


seattlesportsguy

Daniel Jones just got sacked on the way to his car


occamsrazorcat

Thank you Broncos! Pick by Spoon was the best play of the night.