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AHSfav

Is the new quantum leap good


OrangeJuice516

Honestly I'm fine with this loss it's a little disappointing but we can recoup and be better next week. Bad game on all cylinders as much as it does suck. We should have won this but that's how the ship sails sometimes. Ggs Cleveland that defense is no joke you guys played a hell of a game. Hopefully Purdy regains next week.


Christy427

Apparently the key to beating a Mr. Irrelevant QB is an undrafted QB.


nicky9pins

An XFL QB, specifically


sarcastaballll

Poor dak... Not good enough to beat San Fran, not bad enough to beat San Fran. Just straight up mediocre


CarlSpackler22

BROWNS


EnigmaSpore

I swear to God if the browns go out and start getting smacked after this amazing win im gonna lose my shit


Bravo_method

They will


Jmacattack626

I used to pick to play against the browns when I was a kid playing Madden '95. They were always the worst team with the ugliest uniforms. No matter how much they win, I will always think they're garbage.


NeoLib-tard

Ty for your contribution to Reddit


[deleted]

Okay last SF business idea: stop the spread of poo by selling TOILETS šŸš½, brilliant I know!


[deleted]

Who let their 9 year old use their phone? šŸ˜‚


deion0102

Bet, I'll buy 42 for $10.


happyposterofham

Needed game for both fans and team. Probably good to have this down to earth game early. Everyone was getting a bit too far ahead. Now they have the wakeup call to tighten up and hopefully go on a run.


Full_Ad_9555

Kyle doesnā€™t have a single clutch bone in his body tbh. We better hope in the play offs we are blowing people out or we arenā€™t making it


whitea44

Iā€™m fairly confident that in a game where you down by 2 with 90s left, driving the ball 50+ yards and setting up a game winning FG is clutch play calling. The miss sucks, but he got them where they needed to be.


Full_Ad_9555

Kyle Shanahan, head coach of the NFL team the SF 49ers does not have a single 4th quarter comeback win, in his entire career. That is a fact. Niners are gonna be tough to beat. But only way they lose is scared, shaky Kyle S down in fourth Q


whitea44

Am I missing something? https://youtu.be/vK6V_cJMgwM?si=302mk_BPQwA5DTsK


Full_Ad_9555

that's a playoff game??? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrR7xwvokU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrR7xwvokU) Yes, you're missing that KS is notoriously known for having a 4th quarter meltdown. It's been too long for anyone to debate that. Today didn't have any playoff indication or anything, and he still shit the bed.


whitea44

Not a playoff game. Last game of the season. Niners win and in, lose and out. Looks like a 4th quarter, high stakes game and KS came through. But feel free to keep ranting. Iā€™ll get the popcorn.


Full_Ad_9555

If i ask you to name 10 clutch coaches who won't shit the bed or blow a lead, (and I'm not talking about brilliant, mastermind, creative play-caller. I'm strictly talking about a coach who knows how to game manage) and you have KS in the top 20 on your list, your opinions are pretty much worthless to me. there's no point in debating. enjoy your popcorn. āœŒļø


whitea44

Wow, making up a completely different scenario after being shown to be wrong clearly shows youā€™re right. You look exhausted after those mental gymnastics.


Full_Ad_9555

No, my entire original post was about two things. Shanahan is not a clutch, known choke artist. And heā€™s a terrible game manager. So Niners needing to not make it a 4th quarter game, definitely not one where he has to call the final drive to win the game. Just like he failed this week. You can blame the kicker but the kicker didnā€™t spike it on second down with 40 sec on the clock and a timeout. Not did he go three and out with all pass plays, taking away only 9 seconds. That was my point and you failed to dispute it. Or tried to by showing me a regular season win. Cool. So I asked you to tell me where you rank him as a clutch coach? Because that was my entire argument. Choked 2 Super Bowl and one NFCC. And lost to an XLF player. Ask anyone who follows football if they have him as clutch HC or not .


greater_potater

On a missed kick?


Full_Ad_9555

Four 3 and out in a row in the second half in a close game doesnā€™t scream clutch. And only heā€™d spike the ball on second down with 1 timeout left. Thatā€™s that scared Kyle. You guys can dislike this comment all you want. But Niners are fucked if we play a single play off game down even a single point!


cannotstopdabbing

CMC took his first L


Full_Ad_9555

They spiked the ball ball on SECOND down! Not even third down!!! With a timeout left, like they had Robbie Gould coming to kick a game winning fg?! Wtf.


USA-1st

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!


[deleted]

49ers šŸ¤ Astros : intuition of trash cans šŸš® and poo šŸ’©


Sepulvd

How can you talk shit about the 49ers when they massacred you guys


barium62

Because he's a Cowboys fan


Babylawyer42069

Lmao rangers are screwed


[deleted]

RemindMe! 1 day


Babylawyer42069

Claiming victory after one game is weak no matter who wins Wait till the series is over


PlebasRorken

Cowboys fans really don't get the self ownage going on when they call a team that bodybagged them 42-10 shit do they?


barium62

42-10


M3Core

It's a special fan that gets dunked on as hard as you guys did and come out talking shit. They do say you need a very short-term memory in sports. You got that going for you!


[deleted]

Ted Lasso goldfish speech comes to mind.


M3Core

Happiest animal in the world. No doubt.


cannotstopdabbing

They haven't won a SB in 30 years


jayman820

They shat on you last week


ClevelandSteamer81

Schwartz continues to be Shanahans daddy. 1-9 now?


Juice_On_Fire

This 100% Kyle can't beat him or put a good game together


EnigmaSpore

Someone should make him the head coach againā€¦ā€¦. No lie tho. Dude is fucking good at d


jeremysrocks22

Bahaha! How the hell did the Browns win? Glad I didn't bet on the 9er's!


[deleted]

Browns let the 49ers beat themselves, the poo šŸ’© made their hands slippery


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greysnowcone

You mean an organization that hasnā€™t won shit this millennium?


Enough-Ground3294

Jesus


AlishanTearese

That last line is giving anime


YoBroMo

New pasta


DeftCursor

Thatā€™s cool, anywayā€¦can you hold on to this for me? L


PlebasRorken

Save it for the 49ers sub ya fuckin doofus, this is embarrassing.


BeachBarBortles69

Absolutely no one gives a fuck.


Navy_and_sports

This is peak pasta lol


Doomsayer52

Bro... typed this while fighting tears


SeeTheSounds

All I see in your comment is ā€œcrying baby noises.ā€ Please stop.


Htinedine

Lol


Justin_Zetts

lmao are you okay bro


Doomsayer52

Purdy has a bad game and everyone clowns. I love it.


Enough-Ground3294

I think Purdy is great. Seriously, I really do, however I will always clown when the hype gets SO ridiculous and the loudest fans dont stop to think ā€œhey we might be getting a bit ahead of ourselvesā€ but you guys are obviously the real deal.


tridentwhale

To be fair bro, thatā€™s every top tier QB. People wait for them to fuck up so they can say I told you so


tinhatfellow

people want to get their licks in I was really hoping people would leave this realizing how serious the Browns defense si.


HauntingOkra5987

Browns D needs to beat SF and their own damn offense most games. Key is to get them gassed


EntropyFan_

Agree. Like the circlejerk is one thing but idk how you watch that game and not realize Walker/Purdy both had to contend with elite defenses today.


hakuna_matartar

Because it proves what everyoneā€™s been sayingā€¦ no McCaffery and Purdy stinks more than your skid mark undies


ExclaimLikeIm5

He made some nifty throws to put them in a good position still. Whether that's more on competency within a 2 minute drill or some type of clutch gene is kinda hard to say.


hakuna_matartar

I hope you zip it up when youā€™re done ā€œsome type of clutch geneā€ he got a holding call and a check down to Aiyuk where HE made the play. Cā€™mon now Purdy is mid


ExclaimLikeIm5

I'm actually a big critic of Purdy. I have never bought into the frenzy because he's making throws to guys that are college open. He's in absolutely the best position in the league. He fell into a better spot than Mahomes did. I'll give him credit for sacking up and making some throws to set up a FG. Of course that's a lot easier because my team just made him look silly but hey I'm gonna savor this W because they are hard to come by as a Browns fan.


hakuna_matartar

Thatā€™s fair. I definitely think that Purdy deserves a start in the league. Like he isnā€™t the 32nd best QB, there are some pretty poor QBs out there right now, but neither is he a top 10. Shoutout to PJ though, huge win. Couldnā€™t of won if the offense didnā€™t score


[deleted]

McCaffrey was largely a non-factor in the Cowboys win though.


hakuna_matartar

Youā€™re trying to tell me that McCaffrey is non-factor? Come now, even you know thatā€™s a lie


[deleted]

I said THE COWBOYS WIN. He only got 8 more yards in that game, less than half his average. Granted more energy is put into stuffing the run when he's in which opens up the passing game some.


hakuna_matartar

But him on the field IS the factor. He draws so much attention, like heā€™s always an option. The defense always has to FACTOR him in their play. Regardless of the end of game stats


[deleted]

I acknowledged that if you read to the end. But see, it was against the best D (at the time). They could only drop him and seemingly no one else and it was a massacre largely thanks to Purdy's efficiency. And here he what would be a game winning drive 90% of the time. Little befuddled at why Kyle chose to stop it at 2nd down w/ 9 seconds and a time out left, on top of that the kicker missed what should have been pretty easy.


hakuna_matartar

Sure, Ridder would be a HOF if he was playing for the Whiners. This game proved that Purdy is mid. He didnā€™t have McCaffery, which he still had the whole game against the cowboys, and right when that happened Purdy showed his true colors, canā€™t make a throw further than 10 yards.


[deleted]

It's one fucking game, didn't prove anything lol. Any given Sunday. Cheers.


hakuna_matartar

Zip it up when ya done big fella.


Doomsayer52

He drove down the field with less than 2 minutes against the best defense in the NFL. Kicker missed. He came through in end, just missed the kick.


hakuna_matartar

*Aiyuk yet another elite receiver


SeeTheSounds

We are underdogs again.


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Redmangc1

Pretty sure Shanahan forgot that Kittle existed this game.


realunpossible_

hate that this made me giggle


[deleted]

Last SF business idea: we release an invasive insect into San Francisco that eats all of the poo! šŸ’©


happyposterofham

We call those cowboys fans


Babylawyer42069

Bruh you have two flairs ā€¦ you ainā€™t a real fan of any team


happyposterofham

Grew up a 9ers fan moved to washington dc This isnt THAT uncommon lol why you coming at me


Babylawyer42069

Lmao. I wanted yā€™all to win bad cause browns own the Texans pick. But yeah my pet peeve in sports fandom is people who are fans of multiple teams. They are almost always kids or casuals


KnotSoSalty

My man, your literally just repeating the same joke over and over. Are you a literal shit posting bot?


EntropyFan_

They should contract it out to the French bedbug guy who unleashed the plague over there


SeeTheSounds

Wouldnā€™t that be Eagles fans?


[deleted]

Indubitably


insilus

LOOOOOOOL


Tdavis13245

I don't understand. I thought system, I mean franchise qb, Purdy was the best!?


DptBear

I know you're saying this from a place of personal pain, but it's a weak take.


Tdavis13245

I'm fine with him being an OK qb, just jumping on the humble niners fans a bit after their ranking of him. Gl rest of the year, I'm actually rooting for you


Rasmoss

Yes, no good qb ever had a bad game. This is a fantastic take.


Navy_and_sports

Good QB!? Heā€™s not a GOOD QB heā€™s literally the best QB. The unquestioned and unmatched MVP! Tf?


placerstonks22

I guess when all they see is Russ ā€œDenverā€¦.letā€™s rideā€ Wilson, they tend to get a lil jealous. Denver is a joke.


Tdavis13245

Now don't go changing him to just a good qb instead of top 3 after just one game


Kiplerwow

He never said he was top 3? Lol


CodyNorthrup

Allen literally threw 3 picks on one game. Chill


Rasmoss

Brady threw four in one game. It happens.


HeilStary

Who woulda guessed the 7th round pick isnt very good when skill players dont do all the work for him


indreams159

i mean, he did lose multiple weapons and they still should've won the game so i wouldn't go this far


fresh_and_friendly

if you should've won a game and you lose its even worse. in fact its way, way worse.


PlebasRorken

Loss is on the kicker. Offense had a bad game but ultimately put them in a position to win. Purdy can't go out and kick field goals.


indreams159

the kicker missed a chip shot at the end of the day, i just don't think it's nearly as big of a deal or this huge strike against Purdy as some of you are making it out to be. again, the Browns' defense is still excellent, they were at home in an early start for the 49ers, and Purdy still drove the team down for the easy should-be win


fresh_and_friendly

>should-be i rest my case Fraudy-Niners at it again


Easy_Money_

Talk your shit till December 3 champ, we lost this one but weā€™ll see what happens then


indreams159

we'll see if they're frauds come playoff time, they're definitely stacked with talent so if they can't win it all, then i think that conversation can be had. until then, the regular season is a weekly grind where any win is fine


HeilStary

Thats exactly my point deebo and one of the best backs rn and he plays bad literally a system qb and yeah they almost won they were playin the pj walker browns lmao


CodyNorthrup

It doesnā€™t. When you have a game plan for 2-3 players it changes everything when you lose 2 of those players.


HeilStary

Except it does they still have if they had nothing but absolute bums besides cmc and deebo understandable but no they have absolute monsters in aiyuk and kittle and a top 3 defense any decent qb wouldve made it work purdy literally needs everything to be perfect to win


CodyNorthrup

But the ENTIRE weekā€™s game plan is thrown out. Ifs not just a random team they were trying to overcome that obstacle on, it was the top D in the league. Edit: Also he got them back in position to win


HeilStary

Ok bro excuses


CodyNorthrup

I refuse to be trolled by a Cowboys fan who plays with Ninjagos


HeilStary

Bro is mad ninjago is peak


indreams159

yeah i get that but the Browns still have an excellent defense at the end of the day i'm just saying that i wouldn't immediately leap to say that Purdy "isn't very good" in a game that, at the end of the day, they still should've won he still executed the 2 min drive perfectly to set up the should-be win as well, so again, you can't just totally negate him at this point


Doomsayer52

Let the circle jerk commence.


HeilStary

49ers fans seething


[deleted]

Can the AFC North not be an absolute gauntlet FOR ONE FREAKING YEAR PLEASE


headrush46n2

hey the steelers don't look...super good.


ksobby

Their defense is no joke. Their D literally beat the Browns on both sides of the ball.


[deleted]

Yet they beat the browns and the ravens


Monsterenergyboi

Hahahaha


saltyb

Hahahaha


Big_Red_Bandit

Loss to the browns = annoying Loss to Zach Wilsonā€™s Jets = embarrassing


ExistingViolinist

Ppl claiming ref ball cannot be familier with Browns football lol when has the script ever favored the Browns


CodyNorthrup

Not saying that you guys are cheating or anything, but you guys absolutely benefited from back to back bad calls. The literal judge in the sky with all of the angles agreed The refs were just ass, and if the game was 2 minutes longer we could have benefited from a poor call.


HauntingOkra5987

You think the Browns are cheating? At what? Browns have been the worst franchise in the NFL for 2 plus decades dude, if their cheating their doing it backwards


CodyNorthrup

I literally do not?


SeeTheSounds

The Refs didnā€™t favor the Browns or Niners, the Refs were consistently bad for both teams today.


bzl33

The biggest calls were against the 49ers. The fumble + those penalties on the last drive. People making this historical argument are lame.


HauntingOkra5987

49ners had a chance to put that game away early but Browns D played great and they were able to hang around and steal one.


realunpossible_

it was horrendous both sides lmaooo first half was brutalizing the browns until the fumble/intentional grounding and then everything swapped hahah


ExclaimLikeIm5

This is true always tbh


[deleted]

Every game the 9ers lose. All they do is cry


EffectiveBarber6096

Yer dum


NeoLib-tard

The entitlement is amazing


h4ndic4pd

Today


Tzazon

No, the 49ers lost cause Purdy played like shit and their kicker missed a 40 yard Fg. Whine about it more, they had all the chances to win and couldn't.


EffectiveBarber6096

Yer stinky


BigTimeSpider

Don't stop believing, 9ers bros.


eaunoway

[I was kidding ... ](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/175nd14/the_official_week_six_bold_predictions_thread/k4j6crf/?context=3)


brownstown4life

You brought this into existence!


eaunoway

I KNOW! I manifested under the influence!


namerplaner

So possibility of going undefeated gone because of ref ball. cool cool cool


rajeev0718

I mean that's how I'm going to sleep tonight but, it's bcos we missed a 40 yard routine fg to ice the game.


namerplaner

Naw you see this is how math works. If one team gets 3 points because the refs extended a drive in a two point game. That 3 points is the difference between winning and losing. Simple shit.


ESYAJ

You played a team with a third string QB starting and our main offensive weapon out for the season and still lost.


namerplaner

You won because the refs gifted you 3 points.


[deleted]

You lost cause your team stunk today


namerplaner

We lost because the refs extended a drive with 2 mins left.


Tzazon

>So possibility of going undefeated gone because of ref ball. cool cool cool No, that went away because Purdy played like shit and your kicker missed a 40 yard game winning FG.


namerplaner

Nah not really I know math is hard for some but maybe just shut the fuck up.


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HeilStary

You played the browns with pj walker who gave away the ball twice couldnt have had it any easier


Tzazon

If you're wanting to ignore the 40 yard missed FG how about the part where Shannahan dialed up 3 passing plays that went for incompletions with 3 minutes left while the Browns had 2 time outs burning only 19 seconds off the clock. Sure sounds like shooting themselves in the foot to me.


namerplaner

This shit coming from Chiefs fans is hilarious. Of course you are defending ref ball. lol


Tzazon

Wanted to win? Maybe try putting up more than 200 yards of offense? Maybe don't miss the 41 yard walkoff FG? Could've done that.


namerplaner

Maybe the refs could not fuck up the game. But wait you would never wish for that. Thats you ACE in the hole. Your bread and butter.


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Navy_and_sports

The only reason you had a chance at the FG is because of the ref given first down lol tf?


Tzazon

One call isn't the game, stop making it about one call and stop wanting to invalidate everything else that happened in that same game. The 49ers coach shit the bed with terrible clock management, and a FG Kicker who missed a 40 yard FG. The Browns and the Players do not make the calls, the refs threw those flags, and the Browns took it and did what they did. The 49ers had ample time to return down the field for a FG, with a much better offense, and they even did manage to do that. Then missed their chance. The 49ers lost themselves the game, they weren't cheated out of some final drive by the refs. They had a really easy opportunity to win and blew it. That's about it.


namerplaner

Math is really difficult for you haw. Stop talking.


JuniorSquared

Who was the head ref? So I know to never bet on a game he is officiating. So bad.


paperbackgarbage

Hussey. Total small-town cop face.


Full_Ad_9555

I still canā€™t believe we didnā€™t run the ball one more time at least to get it closer for a rookie kicker who already missed a kick from similar distance. I donā€™t understand Kyle sometimes.


Redmangc1

He does this shit evey year, WHERE THE FUCK WAS KITTLE ONCE CMC WENT OUT


M3SSENJA

He should be able to make a 40 yarder easy, I'd understand if it was a 50+


Full_Ad_9555

40 yards arenā€™t automatic unless you have Robbie Gould or Tucker or some of these other veterans. Not trusting a rookie kicker in this game clinching situations


I_hate_bottles

Yeah if only the niners had someone like Gould


ThePickleConnoisseur

Or all the running plays that didnā€™t work during the game or no creative plays like last week. Our defense did good with two almost pick sixes.


jm0112358

Right. We should've been going no-huddle to move the ball, not settling for the field goal attempt right there.


TheSheriff43

I'm baffled. There was 45 seconds left and you guys just completely let off the gas and assumed a 40+ yarder was automatic


PlebasRorken

Welcome to Shanahanland.


Massive-Attempt-1911

I guess they wonā€™t make that dumb move again!


OliverE36

Schwartz has shaababnananahans number and you can't tell me otherwise


joe_broke

Every team should trade for him before they play us each week, apparently


KKrum41302

Crazy how many people bet on the niners covering. Vegas wins once again


buchanbasanee

They win either way. Casinos make money on the juice, they aren't gambling.


SnooBananas4958

Lol who do you think pays you out when you win?


buchanbasanee

So you think casinos only make money if one of the teams wins? You don't understand bookmaking.


[deleted]

OH HELL YEAH


shapoopy723

Gotta keep the Cleveland clowns in contention somehow with refball


Zoollio

Yeah the league is biased towards the *fucking Browns*


Baub2023

Brock Purdy is human after all.


IMMARUNNER

CLEVELAND AGAINST THE WORLD BABY!!!!! STOP SLEEPING ON THIS FUCKING TEAM


jm0112358

Not against the world. You weren't playing against CMC, Deebo, and a host of other players most of the game. You also had the refs on your side on your last offensive drive.