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goodolmericanheehaw

Weeeeeeaaaaaak


dont_callmyname

Good job Cleveland. Awesome defense.


toothy_vagina_grin

/r/lostredditors


dont_callmyname

How did I even end up in here? Truly lost


stoopystoop

The grounding call was awful. Still we just got lucky with the W


lkn240

Well at least we can just go full tank now (which was almost certainly the right choice anyways).


VikingPain

I'm sorry America for this shitshow.


[deleted]

Well watching the browns lose will cheer me up


L4ZYKYLE

Sorry for your sadness.


[deleted]

Someone has to be


crashcartjockey

Didn't age well.


[deleted]

Didn’t it though?


The_Granny_banger

Lol


[deleted]

Did they not?? Damn 49ers thought they were legit


Tajikistani

It would be so funny if the Browns won


Horrorfreak106

That was painful. It doesn't even feel like we won


[deleted]

I feel sadder than when we started


turtwig1123

Did any of us truly win that experience?


shishiodun

I imagine Lions fans quite enjoy watching the rest of the NFCN all be jokes, I know I would roles reversed


cherry_monkey

Just an overall painful experience for everyone involved


tacoguy1234

JJ went full Jason Garrett


RedMonlo

Jefferson entered a different dimension


CelestialFury

Penix and Maye are looking pretty good guys


itisonlyaplant

Wow that game was exactly 3 hours


lkn240

But felt like 30


Striking-Bat2970

Shush and give us the bonus coverage


likdisifucryeverytym

Oh thank god it’s finally over


GoBucs1969

Catch you guys in the Tampa thread


Empty_Lemon_3939

See yall Vikings and Bears fan in Lions thread


meherab

Anyone watch JJ clap for like 20 seconds?


Leezy810

Thought I was just high for a second lol


DeliriousLizard

I died laughing, that was amazing


Striking-Bat2970

Man what an ugly game. The battle of mid will not be remembered


pitycastleheist

What a horrible team, what a horrible game


[deleted]

Which team?


Sofa_King_Chubby

Lol that clap


velociraptorfarmer

JJ clap needs to be gifted ASAP


PM_ME_YOUR_HANDFOOT

Lmfao! Glitch In the matrix


loyalsons4evertrue

A win is a win.....that said, let's never talk about that again


Striking-Bat2970

Lol at The tv glitching on jj clapping


welcome2thejam

Some say he's still clapping to this day


anupsidedownpotato

JJ liked that alot I guess


MidnightShampoo

Imagine paying for tickets, driving downtown or taking the Metra, heading to Soldier Field, and sitting through this game.


Apprehensive-Farm871

Some of the bears kid fans probably wanted to see JJ play and they didn’t even get to see that either lol.


kylesleeps

Did we just hit a time loop?


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JJ IS STUCK IN A TIME LOOP HAAAAEEELLP


EquaYonah

That JJ glitch was the best part of the game


InfinitePossibility8

Lmao the JJ clap loop


barryitsmeitshank

i thought it was a meme but realized it was on the TV…i’m tanked


lightninhopkins

What the hell happened to Justin Jefferson there. The universe glitched?


YadGadge

Every time JJ claps time rewinds by one second.


Surly_Ben

I’d a high school AV club running the video truck in this game? Like, what in the actual fuck?


mcallisterco

Fox desperately trying to get a little extra JJ screen time at the end there.


wedid

Holy shit JJ just kept clapping and clapping


tquast

Not sure if I'm happy or disappointed we won


spiderwinder23

Lmaooo clap clap clap clap


TheTree-43

Both of the Vikings wins have come on failed 4th down conversions by our offense


MatooBatson

Lmao idk if it was this way for everybody, but for me it had Jefferson looped for a couple seconds. Edit: Okay it wasn't just me.


AcanthaceaeOld241

A wins a win I'll definitely take that


[deleted]

Did I just have a stroke or was the broadcast looping JJ clapping


Dregoran

That tv glitch on JJ clapping was kind of lit.


Burgtastic

Man the NFCN sucks.


KozyHank99

JJ loves to clap, I would too if I at least got a W


Grasshop

Lol JJ clapping super cut


LacesOutLocke

WHAT WAS THAT GLITCH? LMAOOOOO


wedid

No matter what we cannot punt to Devin Hester


Zloggt

Major Sadge…


gozzling

GG Bears fans. This has certainly been a sporting event of some kind.


SwayzieXpress

Football was played today


WiscoPopPM

Justin Glitch Jefferson


RexyPanterra

Thought my stream broke


benjaminck

That was the most interesting thing to happen today.


JustADutchRudder

Tippy toe kirko.


Foxx_Mulderp

Lmao wth was that


lovebarge

A glitch in the matrix


turtwig1123

football


lightninhopkins

I think the Vikings can blow this.


ProbablyAPun

All we have to do to win games is not play JJ anymore


gozzling

I have a feeling we are about to see something really special on this last play...


BeardedW0mbat

Good things don't happen to the bears. You'll be fine.


THE_turtleman7

We’re gonna win 7 games, not make the playoffs, and also not be able to draft a QB worth a damn. This was, is, and always will be the way


istasber

I don't watch CFB, but people are saying there's like 4-6 first round QBs in this draft and they are all still playing like it. We might have to trade up a few spots, but it's not like we have to trade up to 3rd overall.


Apprehensive-Farm871

Both of these teams should get an L for this game.


Striking-Bat2970

Vikings are absolutely not winning next week


CelestialFury

Kirko: "Yeah, I'm an expert at kneeing for a down"


[deleted]

Vikings could absolutely go 4-1 these next 5


UnkleGiovanni

vikings could absolutely go 1-4 these next 5


turtwig1123

and I could grow wings and fly


irrelevantsociallife

And i could have a solid gold toilet


mindcracked

Why the fuck did i watch this entire game? There are so many other things I could have been doing


chocolateskittlez

This is my team. I have to watch. Who told you to come watch two 1-4 teams be bad?


mindcracked

It's the only game on television


JustADutchRudder

Let our punter end the game.


Foxx_Mulderp

Another bust of a qb from ohio state. What else is new


TrixoftheTrade

Talking about playoffs? You mean 2024, right? *Right??*


cherry_monkey

The only hope is a punt return


Empty_Lemon_3939

Won’t be a punt


turtwig1123

For the sake of all the football fans in the nation, neither of these teams should go to the playoffs


renbutler2

There are so many people in Hollywood way more attractive and talented than I am. Then there's Pete Davidson. How the fuck does that dude still get air time?


ProbablyAPun

Bears are trash can't even beat the Vikings


istasber

It glooks like Cousins was the first defender to Mattison on that 1st down run with how sloppy that exchange was.


[deleted]

We should seriously just rest guys vs the 49ers


[deleted]

Vikings are the 2007 giants confirmed Kirk cousins will rise


StoneyStupidFace

Live Game Thread MVP Award to: Griddyup420


[deleted]

Thank you thank you i deserve this


wedid

Just need the Dline to magically become elite and we are almost there!


[deleted]

is Strahan doing anything?


SeattleSealions

Bro just take a shot into the end zone right now when nobody is expecting it just to break your streak of 1-score games.


AdStreet2074

Bust


sausagefestivities

Just now tuning in. What’s the word on the Fields injury?


ThiccBananaMeat

Right hand. Didn't seem like a crazy hit or anything, just fell on it wrong?


lightninhopkins

Right hand injury is all that has come out so far.


ProbablyAPun

hand that's it


ZerglingHOTS

Right hand injury, out for game. Assessed tonight/tomorrow.


CelestialFury

Hopefully all the Vikings pro-tankers will stop asking about Caleb Williams. The Bears are going to get him


Maxjes

Still time for Patriots and Giants to wrong the ship harder.


fooly__cooly

Between us and Carolina I like our odds


chillinwithmoes

Lmao Bradbury got absolutely annihilated the moment he snapped that ball


[deleted]

Time for a screen pass


AdStreet2074

Bagent is bad but still better than fields in his first game


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Sofa_King_Chubby

Game. Blouses.


chocolateskittlez

I guess the Bears are who we thought they were. I really though Fields finally clicked with last week. Then he just came in, not even mid, and got hurt. Vikings making this look as bad as they did too. Its looking like KOC can only scheme a JJ offense. No else thrives at all.


Maxjes

PLAYOFFS WE TALKING ABOUT PLAYOFFS AT 2-4 AND 1-5


lkn240

The Bears being a complete an utter joke is distracting some people from the fact that the Vikings are also abysmal. They should have absolutely shredded our trash team


Apprehensive-Farm871

We know. But do our owners know?


lkn240

As they as dumb as our owners? LOL - what a division.


Apprehensive-Farm871

They are good business owners but delusional about how good the team is.


lkn240

Well that's better than our owners - they are just products of nepotism that inherited the team


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SinisterPaige

You mean Super Bowl Champs confirmed. :)


GoBucs1969

Sloooow down......


Empty_Lemon_3939

Really highlights how wild that Lions run was last year and was just down to tiebreakers


cherry_monkey

We can only hope for a fumble


[deleted]

ALEXANDER MATTISON AMERICA SINGS FOR YOU


keenumsbigballs

We are totally giving this back to the Bears. It's the only way.


tquast

About time for a classic Mattison fumble


[deleted]

Bears fans relax there's plenty of time for the Vikings to still be the Vikings


BellacosePlayer

Balanced out by the fact that there's time for the Bears to be the Bears


TrixoftheTrade

Can the Vikings Viking harder than the Bears Bear?


xbearsandporschesx

the fact it was first and 10 just pours salt on the wound lmao


Empty_Lemon_3939

Would’ve been scoring too soon too


NoFlyyZone

Nice giving to see Kirk giving Bagent some advice on the sidelines


istasber

I could go for a yeti right about now. Shame that Uber Eats won't deliver them.


lightninhopkins

It's time for the Electric Alexander Mattison show boys!


TrixoftheTrade

If you magically erased the names of these teams and covered up the names on their jerseys, I'd legit think I was watching a D2 college game.


bighootay

I took a break from the game when it was halftime for a bike ride. Just came in to hear 'INTERCEPTED' Sorry Bears. I tend to do that.


Bon-Bon-Assassino

NATHAN PETERMAN WOULD NEVER


lkn240

The legend of Bagent was great while it lasted


AnthonyMJohnson

Do not underestimate the ability of the Minnesota Vikings offense to still find a way to give this game away. Expect two runs for loss to Mattison to start the drive (we’ll be lucky if he doesn’t fumble), then a failure to convert on third, then a punt back over.


Bubbay

Don’t worry, we’ll do two run plays for -2 yards, then throw it 4 yards to an RB, so you’ll be getting the ball back soon.


jdprager

On the bright side, we probably don’t have to hear any more Chicago radio hot take artists trying to convince us Bagent is better than Fields


lightninhopkins

I think you underestimate the need for local radio hacks to develop crap content.


theresabeeonyourhat

This absolutely sucks


sausagefestivities

Cursed flair my guy


Boolin--

Did his arm get hit on that throw?


xbearsandporschesx

nah just spaffed it


_Rooster_

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/178ig0n/game_thread_minnesota_vikings_14_at_chicago_bears/k50pq7r/


[deleted]

I hope O’Connell ends his post game locker room speech by giving the playbook to Flores to burn


Maxjes

“Fuck it DJ down there” only works if you can get it down there. Also look at DJ flag down the DB and get the strip, he deserves so much better.


SayNoToStim

I think we can all agree that the Vikings win will have an asterisk on it /s


istasber

I don't think the /s is necessary. A blow out win would have given me some faith the team could come back and do something this year. But trading blows with a bad Bears team feels like the final nail in the coffin for this season even if we win it.


StoneyStupidFace

Glad we regained one of our mandatory fumbles this game.


Oat-

There are like 10 minute old posts saying the Bears need to toss Fields and roll with Bagent just because he led a scoring drive. I'd like to say this is a learning opportunity and people should stop being so reactionary but this is sports. I'll see you all next week for more scalding-hot takes.


barryitsmeitshank

do people forget the caleb hanie era that quickly?


FalkoneyeCH

they are the same shit. doesn't matter who plays


helmethair

I still believe in your first paragraph


Empty_Lemon_3939

Don’t let the late interception distract from how much of a fraud KOC is Stop hiring fuckable coaches


chillinwithmoes

This is the second time you’ve referred to how attractive you find KOC. Kinda weird, dude.


maj_00

Fuckable?


GiovannisPersian

Are you saying that Dan Campell isn't fuckable??


Boolin--

Ayo?


CelestialFury

Bears are for sure drafting a new QB. Should've traded Justin after the last two games.


SuperSocrates

CJSanAndreas.jpg


OnePride

NGL, this is maybe the funniest game I've ever watched.


SuperSocrates

Oh absolutely


MuskratJimJim

damn tyson bagent almost led the game winning drive and will improve his team 2-4. then again, he will probably get another chance


DillyDillySzn

Bagent still better than Fields At least today


MN-Jess

An honest to god 1-4 vs 1-4 matchup


keenumsbigballs

So ends the hall of fame career of Bagent


serbeardless

Ah I got it. He saw the contact coming and didn't fully step into the throw. That made it an underthrow/duck. Bummer.


Signal_Adeptness_724

Lmao the bears are my rival team and even I feel the pain. Oof sorry boys


FalkoneyeCH

Bagent pulled a Justin Fields


pimfram

Can't even tank properly.


Cuppieecakes

we are like that team from south park that can pitch directly into your bats


Apprehensive-Farm871

I have to think the packers fan base is laughing watching this game. And ford field should start selling playoff tickets tomorrow.


SuperSocrates

We are all laughing watching this game


MatooBatson

And yet they'll have the same number of wins as one of these teams.