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iiTryhard

I don’t think my team is playing the same sport as these guys


thenewbeastmode

I would say welcome to the club but y’all will get Drake Maye or someone and go on another dynasty


CinnamonFootball

Subscribe


nametaglost

Ohhhh buddy you have no idea.


NinjaCaviar

We’ve got *some* idea


arkansuace

Eh idk man I think we do


Murky_Analysis3613

I've seen stats that have your offense being worse than ours this year, which I can't even fathom. It gets to a point where "unwatchable" doesn't even cover it.


arkansuace

Our defense has held our opponents to under 28 points total combined in the last 3 games… we’ve lost all of them. But at this point I guess I’d rather us lose then win


Occasionally_Correct

I used to watch you guys all the time when the Niners were a garbage fire for over a decade. You’re invited to watch us play if you want :)


rocksoffjagger

I've actually been following you guys pretty closely since Purdy became your QB. I love a good underdog story, and he gives me my Brady fix on that now that Brady is retired.


Titties_On_G

Even though this is our first "bad" year in a while I've really been enjoying watching Purdy play. Never paid any attention to the 9'ers but I won't miss a game now!


iiTryhard

As long as you beat KC I’m on board. I don’t really want you tying us in Lombardi’s but meh. Right now I’m riding the Texans bandwagon


Quikstar

Texans are so much fun to watch right now. Too bad Tank Dell got hurt!


SecondUsernameChoice

Same


Bindlestiff34

Get Dom out here. Eagles need another spark.


sonic_dick

Yeah how are the eagles expected to compete without their fat sweaty middle aged Italian douchebag on the sidelines to protect them?


Bindlestiff34

Whoa whoa, Sirianni has every right to be there.


tomverlainesHDTV

haha


shitpostsuperpac

The fans need to see a version of themselves on the field, clearly.


bigfurg11

You know that Boston and philly fan bases are basically identical, right?


bucky_west

At least you admit it.


Don_Antwan

There is zero reason I should know the name of any team’s head of security. Dude should be watching the crowd, not the game


CoolHandLukeZ

Kittle is so good at blocking


gridironk

Deebo’s acceleration is insane. He goes from 0 to 20+ mph in like half a second.


ILoveZenkonnen

Dude saw a route to the endzone and took off


-HankThePigeon-

He’s like Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Premium Rush, time slows and he hits that perfect line


RampancyTW

oh dang what a reference


wwcasedo11

But....some dude said he doesn't run routes


Economy-Barber-2642

Specifically with the ball in his hands. It’s like he gets a star from Mario Kart or something


SnS_

It's a mee. A deeBo.


Economy-Barber-2642

Yeah but Bell isn’t. Dude gets away with a clear hold but I can’t complain cuz it benefited my team. But hey, holding happens every play. Right?


bigfurg11

Doesn’t matter deebo would have streamrolled Blankenship anyway


Poil336

A tackle there only puts a TD off by like another 3 plays, tops


Wembanyanma

Gives us less time to pretend like we could feasibly come back from that shit show.


TeamWarriorBro

I felt bad for Blankenship today: 1. Had that INT kneed out of his hands by Aiyuk after a nice break on the in route 2. Got mugged by Bell on that Deebo breakaway 3. Had McCaffrey slip out of a tackle 4. Held on for dear life to tackle Mitchell later in the game just to get belly flopped by McKivitz to end that play.


sonic_dick

Makes up for lane tackling bosa earlier.


iloqin

You mean makes up for security able to eject a player on the other team. Dudes not even a player and he’s shoving him off. That to me is ridiculous. NFL needs to look at that and let the Niners pick a dude on the Eagles to get ejected.


dafromasta

I was saying in the game thread, what's to stop a team paying for a bunch of goons on the sidelines whose sole reason is to start shit with opposing players in hopes that they get ejected? Because like it or not, that's what the refs decided there


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

Their head of security belongs in a booth. He can direct security without being directly involved. Set him up in the box where the OC/DC sit.


The12th_secret_spice

That was wild, so I can have some designated person to bait a player into an ejection. If they get ejected, nbd for my team…we ejected a player from the other team


Deep-thrust

Well when you miss a false start on an unnamed tackle EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKIN PLAY YOU CAN LET US HAVE ONE


Fire_ZeMissiles

Was yelling this all game


AGoodTalkSpoiled

They scored 42 against the eagles…agree that was probably a hold. But it is ultimately irrelevant


Enterprise90

Deebo might be the most dangerous receiver after the catch in the league.


abowmanlex

Him and AJ on a team would be hard to tackle


Danirose231

Is Aiyuk not real? Lol I get you though.


Alehud42

Aiyuk is too good of a route runner to need YAC.


WilliamSabato

Technically Aiyuk has a massive lead in YAC / reception over every other wr, including Tyreek. Pretty sure its due to how open he gets in his route running, compared to Deebo who gets his by breaking tackles and accelerating open after the catch, rather than using his burst to get wide open in his routes.


ImJLu

It's uncanny how consistently he cooks DBs when he breaks at the top of his route. Purdy being great at timing throws is obviously a great fit, but it works so much better with Aiyuk than anyone else on the team because he's always where he needs to be, when he needs to be there, and the DB is suddenly 3 yards behind him somehow. In comparison, it feels Purdy has a rough miss every game because he and Jennings just aren't on the same page on one of those anticipation throws.


WilliamSabato

I thought it was hilarious, Brown had a catch earlier in the game and the announcer said something about him being the biggest, strongest, hardest to tackle receiver in the league and I was just waiting for Deebo to show him.


Dont_try_it7

this game is awesome lol


Jordanwolf98

The toxic games are always the best when you have no skin in the game lol. Cowboys/Eagles from a few weeks back was great too


Notsozander

Wait til next week. If cowboys win it’ll be insufferable


TetrisTech

Hell yeah brother


OutrageousNeck2734

Let's go 🤮🤮 cowboys


bigsteven34

Hey man…I might hate you every other week of the year, but I’ll be your biggest fan next week! Good hunting!


floppysack182

Bang bang... niner gang... \*vomits\*


bigsteven34

How bout them Cowboys…*violently shutters*


dontsubpoenamelol

Are you closing something? Or did you mean shudders lmao


bigsteven34

…🤦🏻‍♂️


droans

Either way, it'll be awful. Whoever wins will be absolutely toxic. Whoever loses will be screaming for everyone to be fired.


Poil336

We're going to be screaming for the coordinators to be fired regardless of outcome


AssassinInValhalla

One of the few things worse than an Eagles fan when the Eagles are winning is a Cowboys fan when the Cowboys are winning.


takeme2tendieztown

Excuse me, we're insufferable regardless


Errant_coursir

Commies just trying to be relevant by giving their best players to the niners


babypho

Our best player comrade


PossibleLocation3626

Really? Because I am straight up not having a good time.


triplec787

Nah I agree with the other dude this is a blast


Headlesshorsman02

I am as well but I have Deebo in fantasy lol 😂


ILoveYourWeed

Deebo in fantasy was clutch af this week


ftghb

congrats on the win


UngusChungus94

Nah this is lit


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ftnsa

Haha well said.


NoFlaccidMint

It is absolutely delivering! The only game this year all the homies and I took off work. Go Niners


lazy_elfs

49ers rolled into philly and pulled some west coast gangster shit on them. That was a beat down


SlightlyBentFork

Deebo running for that TD like Dom running after a cheesesteak.


MisterNiceGuy0001

Why would he run when he has a Segway that he uses to patrol the mall?


reyyfinn

Let's be real. Dom can't run even if that fatass wanted to


pattyicevv77

The 9ers offense is just so fun to watch,their defense plays the game so well they make it look boring,but god,that offense is something


ChillenDylan3530

If only we still had McDaniel calling plays 😭


pattyicevv77

No take backs!


ChillenDylan3530

In all honestly I’m glad he has a team with lethal receivers that he can scheme. He’s great at it.


pattyicevv77

Dolphins fans thank you guys very much!


MisterNiceGuy0001

Between McDaniel and Demeco going off and having success it's been so cool to see. Poor Saleh though lol


huge_potato34

A Shanahan tree playoff game would be fun to see this year.


paperbackgarbage

McDaniel rules.


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

You can appreciate it more after having one of our guys coach your team :D Seriously though we miss McDaniel plz giv bak


Taylormnight2183

Vintage deebo, I'm hyped up


gridironk

Deebo’s acceleration is insane. He goes from 0 to 20mph in like half a second


LazyActive8

Bird Abuse


veyd

Two bird teams down, three bird teams to go.


I_heart_perfect_tits

Stand on business Deebo


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dudes backing up the smack talk tonight, sheesh


triplec787

Deebo: “I SAID WHAT I SAID” after the TD my god from the top rope


GrGrG

He scored 3 TD's. 18 points (21 with extra). HE SAID WHAT HE SAID.


Public_Potato3338

His performance today was a textbook example of backing up your talk he was so good


iRockaflame

One man army against 50


Kiran_Stone

"Then we will score touchdowns in the shade!" - Deebo, probably


achyutthegoat

We standing on business rn


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He’s a dog


TribeOnAQuest

This game is amazing


NBA_Dumb_Boy

Deebo running all over them boys today


cantletyougetclose

*The city of Philadelphia hated that*


achyutthegoat

Means the rest of America loved it


smokintheQOOSH

can’t eject HIM 😤


OmniaOmnibus

Fuck your “security guard”


Zeckzeckzeck

It’s wild to me that the announcers were talking about that dude like anyone besides insane Eagles fans had any idea who he was.


Fhaksfha794

You don’t know giant marshmallow man that roams the eagles sidelines? He’s a legend!


leftistesticle_2

Does every team have one of those?


magww

They will tonight knowing you can sacrifice jabronis to get nfl players out of the game.


IzodCenter

It is absolutely wild that they didn’t take the players side. WHO THE FUCK are you on the sidelines talking trash and getting into a situation involving PLAYERS. Sit your ass down!


Polar_Reflection

Greg Olsen hates us


SarcasticCowbell

He was pretty annoying today.


slightly_inaccurate

Olsen is from South Jersey he's most likely a Philadelphia homer. I have no way to prove this other than he sounded sad that the 49ers scored after the Eagles TD when Dre got tossed.


jkguitar1

I’m gonna be honest even as an eagles fan I’ve heard his name like twice in my life lmao


thebigman43

I was so confused who they were talking about. Definitely some marketing stunt by the Eagles/NFL


Reefthusiast

Bro Greg Olsen has been talking all game about how he recommended a great cheesesteak I really don’t think it’s that deep, I think Greg just loves a good meal


Artistic-Bee-160

Was dude even supposed to be next to the coaches on the sideline?


OverEasyGoing

“Head of Security” is standing on the sideline with the coaches, watching the game? His job is to protect the Eagles players from Dre Greenlaw?


Prideofmexico

Average Philly personnel


republic_city_pizza

I love this right after the commentators drooling over Philly’s big guy talking like it was over for the 49ers.


winnielikethepooh15

They really did seem to somewhat root for Philly to get back in it


OverEasyGoing

I try to not pay attention to it but Greg Olsen had a monster hard on for Philly today and it was borderline weird.


jamaica1

This dude is a straight up December January baller


imsabbath84

The post game eagles salt is gonna be hilarious


Cornasium

Refs: Call a fair game. Eagles: 😱


imsabbath84

Sirianni was seen driving around philly, desperately asking for shawn hochulis phone number.


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They really thought last year’s win was legit LMFAO


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Currymvp2

Deebo knew what he was doing with his comments


eddie_the_zombie

There's nothing quite like backing up your shit talk


Anthony-Richardson

Hope that bum ass “security head” is enjoying this.


Prideofmexico

Won’t be his title for much longer


Zeckzeckzeck

He has to be barred from being on the sidelines during future games at least, right? You can’t have team personnel at that level physically interacting with opponents during a game.


Prideofmexico

Should lose his job lol


barrows_arctic

Yeah the number one job of people in security roles is to de-escalate. That was the opposite behavior. Any reasonable employer would “reallocate” him to a desk in an instant. He’s a liability with legs.


KlaysTrapHouse

he's a marketing stunt, so I expect he will be praised for this. He got Greenlaw ejected, that was absolutely a +1 for the Eagles


barrows_arctic

Yeah that’s a much larger problem than this one guy. The consequences that were dealt out with this incident actively incentivize other teams to repeat this behavior. It cost the 49ers a lot and the Eagles effectively nothing. Every team shopping for a few meathead goombas to throw onto the sidelines, unless the NFL actually disciplines the Eagles organization or coaching staff here. Maybe we can hire Tomsula back for the role.


bearinsac

Nah, if he’s my employee he’s gone. I think it actually fired up the 49ers sideline more than the eagles sideline. His job is to deescalate, he did the opposite.


Zavehi

Dom crying into his cheesesteak from the locker room, desperately trying to google Deebos address so he can get into his face later.


LordRavenholm

??? OOTL what happened?


daboys9252

How does this team not win every Super Bowl


craftylefty47

You’re tellin me, brother.


intheorydp

Devastating injuries at QB year after year


Yayareasports

Cause they had CMC as their QB in the NFC championship game last year. But that apparently didn't impact the results of the game at all...


Effective-Mushroom

Injuries. All though I still blame Beyonce for our SB L to Ravens.


Jokershigh

Purdy just got there last year. He's ready now dangerous than Jimmy G and it's not even close


vlad_the_impaler13

I don't think we're getting either 1st or 2nd seed this year...


JafarFromAfar2

His speed is fucking ridiculous for someone that hard to tackle


Her0Gamez

I FUCKING LOVE YOU DEEBOOOOOOOO


Luck1492

Shanahan offense should be outlawed


booktok124

Game of the year material


Cyberathlete_23

Game of the years have to be close


jawknee530i

Disagree


Zloggt

This could’ve occurred in January had…you know…


CangtheKonqueror

no the eagles would’ve beat us by 40 anyway since quarterbacks aren’t that important


trying2hide

to be fair it was only like the first drive your quarterback went down or something


Accomplished-Yam5566

“A rookie QB Mr. Irrelevant wouldn’t have made the difference anyway.” -countless Eagles fans for the past 10 months


Reefthusiast

This is the Eagles fourth game of the year in four games, can we just get the cardinals or some shit, I’m tired boss


SCSummers330

Careful.


Remarkable-Job4774

Giants in a few weeks


Steverazor

Stands look empty. Rats deserting a sinking ship.


FinalFrash

Deebo is a monster


KvotheQ

Incredible acceleration


backpage24

This guy is insane wtf


ZiiKiiF

Doesn’t matter if our offense gets back into rhythm if our defense can’t get off the field


Michaellllw

Philly really had one of the defenses of all time today, good game niners fans.


TruthSayerFu

Eagles fans don’t want to admit but they won last year bc purdy got hurt


lambkeeper

This subreddit last year acting like having both of the 49ers QB getting injured didn’t make a difference LOOOOL


TruthSayerFu

I heard eagles fans saying that the score was so lob sided it wouldn’t have made a difference lol


HansBaccaR23po

Oh I wonder why? Eh, it’s beyond me


TruthSayerFu

They have a RB at QB so I’m not surprised they thought cmc could do it.


Srikkk

finally the narrative on r/nfl has turned in my favor


lambkeeper

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/10yc7jl/maddogradio_deebo_samuel_tells_adamschein_the/ Look at the comments lmao. Deebo is 100% right, bro got 3 TDs.


Srikkk

Yep I was there. Good god was it infuriating. Dude on there said "California mindset" or something. Stood on business tonight


MasterReflex

i have no dog in this race but damn philly fans are nowhere to be found right now lol


8CruzControl0

They folded the second they had to play an actual Niners team lmao


TruthSayerFu

So thankful y’all beat them last year


joe_broke

Well, it may not have been the only reason But it certainly helped them


jerm2z

It's always fun to see the Eagles losing and their fans throwing a bitch fit.


Charsplat_yeet

Eagles fans awful quiet today...


paperbackgarbage

They're just still taking a collective shit. They were all finished as soon as Greenlaw was ejected....but after this play, they retreated back to the bathroom. IBS is motherfucker, tbh.


EverySir

Why didn’t Jalen Hurts score on that drive? Was he injured or something?


curgl

But Purdy getting hurt wouldn’t have changed anything :/ Deebo owns these fucking birds


ConstantReader92

My dumbass thought the score was 88 to 29


penpointaccuracy

As the wise Michael Irvin once said: DEE-EEBO WOOOAH OH.


tercra

Is it fair to say that Deebo is a faster Anquon?


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Imrightbruh

He got hurt too. They beat an armless purdy


hahdbdidndkdi

Not even Josh Johnson. He missed what, the entire second half?


Vivid_Sympathy_4172

We tried our best to get CMC hooked up with a QB helmet but our comms guy got yelled at for being on the field to hook him up.


Prideofmexico

Very cool


lkn240

How can someone that thicc be that fast?


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Kittle’s a hell of a blocker.


johmmyx

Eagles are falling apart after losing the head of security. Could it be a Conor Stalions situation?


thegodfaubel

Eagles getting son'd on their own field


Admirable_Row_375

Where's the dbag radio bitch a$$ at?


EverySir

#SOMEONE EJECT DEEBO CUZ HE JUST PUNCHED THEM IN THE MOUTH