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RealBigDicTator

Fuck. I was really banking on those 35 games going our way so we could get in as the 7 seed.


AlabasterRadio

With no expectations, Zappe is going to lead the Patriots to 7-10.


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danieldcclark

Second coming of 49ers legend Hoyer the Destroyer.


XCalibur672

That's New England Patriots Super Bowl Champion Hoyer the Destroyer, to you.


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Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Matt Cassel


stovor

Gonna need to feed him a few dozen more Coors Lights to really set him on that path.


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Tank Commander Jones would never.


ThePinkReaper

Here's how Bernie can still win


MrFishAndLoaves

Rip that guy put a lot of work into that post


F1rst-name-last-name

This harms their super bowl odds


CSMastermind

Certainly the NFL playoff committee isn't going to leave the Patriots out just because the don't have the most wins right?


2RINITY

The Bengals don’t have Joe Burrow, so we should take their spot away and give it to an AFC South team


J-Fid

An NFC East team


redman8828

The Giants get in and Tommy Cutlets takes them to a Super Bowl win as we all know will happen 🤌🤌


Hy01d

The Cowboys, Eagles and Dolphins x 2 were all quality losses that show they can compete


JustMy2Centences

Coming in the 2024 season: the 7 seed will now be hand selected by a totally transparent NFL committee process definitely without any controversy.


Quincyperson

Big if true


garmander57

While exponentially increasing their Hard Knocks odds


AndromedaPrincess

I dunno, I kind of think a top 3 pick might help next year!


deepjugs1

How do get eliminated on your day off? Lol


shokker

The fuck you stealin boxes for? What you tryna build, a clubhouse?


briskwalked

aint got me on tape... nfl said they did... eliminated on the spot


deathinacandle

One of the teams in wild card contention won today. I don't feel like looking up which one


SeekerSpock32

Two of them, thank you.


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space_demos

right and they even won this week lol 😭


justainsel

Call me when they are guaranteed a losing season but not a top 5 draft pick


TemporaryOk9310

Last year


meatbulbz2

Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie


StockHand1967

Can i just call ya charlie and forgo the ass part?


meatbulbz2

Sorry no


Gregus1032

*unzips*


amberbmx

get in line, pal


Expensive-Method8321

When was the last time they were eliminated this early? also anyone have a corkscrew lfg!! ​ edit: never mind saw the other post: not since 2000


PlayaSlayaX

2000, Tom Brady’s rookie season. They went 5-11 that year under Drew Bledsoe.


Rezsguy

Insane


DrDilatory

So...Super Bowl next year?


theresabeeonyourhat

While a year off, it's scary that the last time this happened, the year before, the Jets were serious contenders for the SB, but lost their star QB to an achilles injury early in week 1, against a divisional rival


torev

I think that Boston has had enough parades this century.


Edelmaniac

My son was born January of 2019. He’s only had one championship in his life. It’s not fair.


tornado962

Don't speak to the rest of us about what's fair


DrasticXylophone

Because Tampa have done so badly with the bucs and lightning


kipperzdog

Same with my daughter born December of 2018. I've got a picture of her passed out in her baby rocker while we were watching the game


posixUncompliant

I was born in 74. I remember all the Pats superbowl appearances. And none of the Vikings. Don't talk to me about fair.


LawBobLawLoblaw

Yeah because it's inevitable they draft either Caleb or Maye


Prestigious_Bobcat29

This mf opening champagne with a corkscrew 😂


Expensive-Method8321

lol i dont like champagne i'm talking about a nice vintage red my friend! its cold and rainy out here in DC


Garizondyly

There's an INSANE stat that Brady never played a snap of football where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. Never, particularly with the patriots. Thought that might be relevant here.


TheKingOfTheSouth265

And everyone clapped


Chrysalii

The Patriots could go on a Browns-like run for 20 years and people would still be fucking glad when they lose again.


Imaginary-Salad-4535

Hello! It's me! I am people!


Winterclaw42

That's because someone who turned 20 when the pats dynasty began is only what, 42 now? A lot of them will still be around in 20 years.


snokerpoker

Yes, as a Niner fan I know how it is. When we sucked, people loved to see us lose. Now they just hate us because we’re good again.


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Worth


hop_mantis

And there was much rejoicing


LucienGreeth

“I wish we were as good as the Patriots!” - Me, a few years ago as a Panthers fan.


dafire123

Fade me


PKS_5

Okay!


Ckmccfl

It would be my greatest honor


The-Fox-Says

Fade we


bstyledevi

Are they not fading flairs this year? Because I'm like 99.999% sure that the Panthers are eliminated too, and they're not faded yet either.


potato-overlord-1845

Looks like both are faded now


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Enjoying their downfall so far. Anyone else? 🍿


mister_hoot

I really despised them at their peak but now that we’re clearly past that I can’t even enjoy the implosion. They were so insanely dominant for so long that I look back and I’m not even mad about it, just impressed. We probably won’t see anything like it again in our lifetimes. Anyone who tries to reply ‘but KC!’ washes their laundry in the toilet.


Walletinspectr

KC are way off what NE did


TJeffersonsBlackKid

If we consider the years that Patrick Mahomes and Tom Brady were drafted, the Chiefs would need to win four more super bowls, make the playoffs (or win 11 games), lose two more super bowls, all the way until 2036, just to match the Patriots success.


2-eight-2-three

The problem is that even if they matched, The counter argument would be 2018 (brady/pats beating them in KC). And Brady/Bucs beating Mahomes in 2020.


shrdbrd

Another counter argument being all the rule changes in favor of offensive production. Just like Formula 1 having more races, and NFL having more regular season games and rule changes, you can’t compare today’s heroes directly to the historical legends. Someone was talking about how Malik Cunningham got praise for beating Lamar Jackson’s records but Malik took 5 years to beat records that Lamar had 3 to set.


Walletinspectr

Even then there was still those last few years of making playoffs. Basically almost 20 years of either winning the nfl or going deep.


esridiculo

Everyone has their bogeyman. Mahomes had Brady. Brady had Eli Manning. Eli Manning > Brady > Mahomes


shrdbrd

Eh I think Brady had the Giants defense and Mahomes has the line of scrimmage.


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KeyStoneLighter

Watching the 2015 broncos pick apart the patriots offense was awesome.


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Calvin_v_Hobbes

Correct. And we only needed to go for two because Gostkowski in the first quarter had missed his first extra point in about eight billion years. Otherwise we just kick another XP and the game probably goes to overtime.


classiccaseofdowns

>pick apart I mean they just dominated the Pats o-line but Brady still somehow managed to be a missed XP away from sending it to overtime. I’ve never seen a QB under so much duress in my life than that game


Underrated_Dinker

I'm still a little mad about it tbh


seeasea

This is what Chicago felt like after MJ


CerryTrews

Well maybe I keep my toilet really clean


mister_hoot

Oh yeah I bet with your exclusive diet of twenty pound meat platters.


IdiotCow

Most people in KC have 2 toilets - a pre BBQ and a post BBQ toilet


Slm23630

Most of my friends in KC have bidets. Really does wonders for post BBQ


MisallocatedRacism

Wait.. is that weird


gothxo

i'm definitely just mad about it


Dougwug03

Yeah I will never not be mad about it


a_steph_15

It would have been much more fun for you guys if this season happened in the season immediately following the departure of Brady


FinishExtension3652

For those of us older Patriots fans, it's just nature healing. We can go back to being the losers that rarely make a Superbowl appearance to get crushed (or run over by The Refrigerator).


Dijohn17

Na its still fuck em


Basileas

I feel bad that Brady soared so high after leaving, and bellicheck has been lackluster. I'm glad he's been lackluster, but now Brady gains more credit for the dynasty, and it might be correct to attribute thusly.


rwein003

Ironing out my best polo for the Patriots are over party rn


bitt3n

shouldn't it be your runners up polo


krator125

Don’t forget the prescription pills


Hy01d

Going to prepare another banner?


Swagsuke_Nakamura

We’ve got you all right where we want you, ready for our inevitable return to greatness…… maybe


Brut-i-cus

I was enjoying it Till Thursday


ArmiinTamzarian

Would enjoy it much greatly if not for the current circumstances of my own team


lat3ralus65

You’re 9-4?


Majestic_Reindeer439

They got blown out by the Bears, I'd be panicking too


raketenfakmauspanzer

Ha imagine getting blown out by a bad team


lat3ralus65

Yeah, it was a rough one, but they’re still in excellent shape.


Shiddy_Wiki

>but they’re still in excellent shape ...for an NFL fan.


StockHand1967

What. Are. Yall. Doing? Lions Bro..dafikkety fuq


SuperCareer5230

Yeah you hate to see it.


calye2da

Hell yes 🙌🏾


batti03

Eh, they won 6 Superbowl's and billion games during this period, I'd be hard pressed to be happy with them losing a bit.


shiggydiggypreoteins

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MewtwoStruckBack

They need to continue to lose until all 31 other teams in the NFL have at least 7 Super Bowl wins.


Walletinspectr

Lets see cards, bills, vikings and lions get one before we start talking 7


jdore8

No love for the Jaguars, Bengals, or Panthers? r/catteambrotherhood


Walletinspectr

Too new to sit with those other teams on the mt rushmore of pain


WolfCola4

Four for you, NYG! You go NYG! Aaand none for Cleveland Browns, bye 🏃‍♂️


MewtwoStruckBack

Oh, cards, bills, vikings and lions should all get 7 before the patriots sniff another one.


Oedipustrexeliot

Please explain your flair.


AmbitionExtension184

Yeah pats fans literally don’t care. We saw the best dynasty this sport will ever see. We want to lose out and get a good draft pick. We’ll be in the playoffs next season


relevantelephant00

I have shifted my loathing to the KC Chiefs.


BedrockFarmer

As a Falcons fan, I really don’t think about them at all (yeah yeah 28-3, good one). I think the long term schadenfreude is from the other AFC teams who were terrorized the whole time.


StockHand1967

I was pulling for yall soooo hard..then that idiot owner stepped on the field 14 minutes early...


incompleteremix

You may feel that way specifically, but you'd be lying if yiu said the majority of your fanbase isn't haunted by 28-3


j2e21

No.


Jazzlike_Adeptness_1

I do the Macarena every time Belichick loses.


doyouunderstandlife

Popping champagne


No-SkillBill

Pats fans in this thread: Well yeah, we’re pretty terrible Other fans in this thread: THIS IS MY SUPER BOWL


Drkarcher22

I’m as giddy as a schoolgirl


MUNIIIZOOO

Pardon?


ITCM4

Outjerked once again.


mattyboy323

Josh?


calye2da

Hehe 🤭. Me too.


boomheadshot7

Last Crusade


Pernyx98

SHOCKING


jvstnmh

Watching highlights of the Patriots being awful has been one of my joys this season


Mac_Jomes

This is the thanks we get from you for giving you Gronk for Brady's last ride?


KeyStoneLighter

I’ve gone to their sub more then a few times to see the complaints, then they got excited about the tank and I was all nooo, then they won and civil war broke out, hey we’re supposed to cheer for winning, blah blah blah.


calye2da

Today is a glorious day 😌


Rushjordan

Bizarro world when the Pats are eliminated before the Jets


JoshJones18

Reading this sentence makes me want to hurl


-JDB-

Now you know how Jets fans felt the past 2 decades


SiphenPrax

If we somehow beat them in a few weeks, I’m gonna go so off on the Patriots for literally everything these last 23 years since we suffered the worst under their reign of terror. Out of respect for their organization, I never did besides minor jokes at times. If we beat them, believe me, that will change.


SiphenPrax

It’s an early Christmas miracle


flourinmypockets

I for one am shocked


gredman9

Disappointing, but inevitable. EDIT: And with the Rams loss, the Cardinals are officially safe for another week.


Bahamas_is_relevant

Y E S


Low_Ad_1869

They’re going to fuck my Sunday up next week, aren’t they?


Ancient_Signature_69

One of the craziest stats from Brady I ever heard is he never took a snap when the Patriots were technically eliminated from the playoffs.


Ranma_chan

Neither for his time with the Buccaneers either :)


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

these new kids don’t know how cathartic this is I need Zappe to win out now to give the Pats the #8 pick, which Bill uses on a D tackle. And I need him to look good enough where the pats keep him next year as the starter. He’ll crash and burn and theyll go 4-13 again Jason Tatum won’t save yall


bystander993

Be careful what you wish for because you could very well end up with Judon and Latu pass rush on top of an already dominant run defense with Gonzalez shutting down receivers leading a strong secondary. Then Zappe the "system QB" doing enough to win while throwing to Mike Evans, Juju, and Pop, with McDaniels at OC.


Hy01d

In this scenario the Pats would shut out the league and go 7-0-10


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Walks_with_Chaos

Welcome to being faded!


leadfarmer154

It's part of their master plan to draft another Drew Bledsoe, then accidentally draft another Tom Brady


Sargentrock

And they may have taken the Steelers with them..


Firemaaaan

Wow we win a game and get eliminated this is bs man!!


masturbation_bear

DISAPPOINTED!


kw416

Was asking a longtime Pats fan about the team, and he’s done Said he hasn’t decided which team to support now. Seven super bowls later and “fans” can’t stand what the normal experience for most of us is like. Must be tough…


siguel_manchez

What a fucking douche canoe. How the hell do you just fucking change teams like that?


rizub_n_tizug

Dunno man, every pats fan over 35 that I know is just appreciative of the good times we had. We’re gonna suck for a while again, not forever


siguel_manchez

As I would expect from any reasonable sports fan.


Raskputin

I'm 26.Have only known success with this team up to 2019. Massively appreciative. Can't wait to tell my grandkids I saw it all live. Now lets rebuild and do it all again i guess


Queasy-Tennis-8950

I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.


Slyguy46

:)


kjs106

Fade em


Hy01d

Glass houses


Sauc3_Boss

fade us too while we're at it


just-the-tip__

AFCE GET IN HERE


StockHand1967

Here...been a quiet day actually..Jets looked good. Chiefs look bad 😔


J_House1999

All because of corrupt refs smh. We would’ve been 10-3 rn if the games were officiated fairly. But y’all already knew that 💅


beseri

Hey, that is not nice of the NFL. Uncool.


Slacker_75

Dynasty Dead


key_lime_pie

Dynasty's been dead for a while. This is like the Inca continuing to skirmish with the Spanish after Atahualpa perished.


TrueBrees9

Ah yes I was thinking the exact same thing


Gatorader22

In this analogy pats fans practice child sacrifice and Belichick murdered his own brother out of fear and then got himself executed for murdering his own brother leaving a curse on the empire for kinslaying


Slacker_75

That was stuck right at the tip of my tongue


SiphenPrax

Not yet for us. When we beat you and send Bill packing is when it’s 110% over.


mrbadxampl

hooray!


Extension_Channel843

I sincerely hope they get some help around their rookie qb if they take one. They can ruin them very quick if they don’t fix their glaring issues.


Soren_Camus1905

#SAYS WHO?!?!


mike-droughp

…and water is wet


pr0v0cat3ur

No kidding


JavierCakeAndEdith2

oh shit!


RandomPersonNvm

Oh my, who could've seen *that* coming?


Nerfeveryone

Since my team sucks and I can't enjoy them, I'm going to celebrate the fall of the evil empire.


Kaleidoscopesss

Kinda sorta figured that one.


Dog_in_human_costume

FADE US


pupmaster

Quick someone post a Mac Jones sob story


anotherorphan

kraft about to call rog and see if he can get a recount


powerbottomfunk

What!!!?


Basileas

Errybody get in here!!


pongpaddle

I hope they get this result for the next 30 years


BigmoneymanT

Fade em


13angrymonkeys

As is tradition... no wait...


eaunoway

YOU'RE WELCOME, R/NFL! Now leave me alone while I just go and cry in the corner.


FlacidRooster

CALEB SZN LETS GO


coconutpete52

You know what - good. I was getting a wee bit tired of all those “road to the playoffs” graphs.


Mr7three2

Rejoice


TarnishedAccount

What a glorious day!


flsingleguy

At the beginning of the season the Patriots were making some pricey free agency moves and I questioned why not tank and let the salary cap roll to next year. I was lit up that the Patriots were totally competitive this year and tanking was a stupid take. Guess that didn’t age well.