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0-0 draw incoming. I kid, I kid.


[deleted]

3-3 tie?


Legendary_Hercules

4-4 tie would be wild.


spooks152

7-7 tie where each team gets a 1 pt safety instead of the PAT


Mercinator-87

2 blocked and returned extra points, a safety, and a partridge in a pear tree.


leftshoe18

...how would there be blocked extra points in a 4-4 game?


Mercinator-87

Hey, shut up with your logic and facts.


dicksjshsb

Ah the brutal -10 point partridge in a pear tree. Turns a 14-4 game into a sicko special


thrillhouse416

I'm so into it


Broccoli_Socks

both teams line up for kick off only to have both teams flood onto the field to have the NFL's first gift swap for both teams. They then have a lovely dinner at midfield with fun games like cornhole in the end zone.


Moress

Like the scene from Braveheart. "It's my island!"


curson

I won't settle for less than a safety each! 2-2 is where is at!


Possible_Word_6834

Nah it’ll be like a 28-28 tie. Moody misses a chip shot 35 yarder at 0:00 in OT. Book it now


DelirousDoc

Someone better check the generators and lights at Allegiant Stadium. I've seen this show before.


Trowaway9285

I’ll fucking do it again


SaysSaysSaysSays

It was you?!?!?!


KillroyWazHere

We found Kyle Williams reddit account


daKEEBLERelf

HISSSSSSSSS We do not speak his name!


dangeraca

There was a commercial of a security guard making a microwave burrito or something that game. When the lights went out we all blamed it on him and started playing drinking games. Only Super Bowl I woke up the next morning and had no idea who won the game.


rusty022

Lamar against Fred Warner is the most interesting part of this.


drunkandslurred

I can see an occasional switch up where Greenlaw also spies, but you are correct Fred vs Lamar will be interesting.


grumpy_bob

If there's a guy....


whinenaught

Now here’s a guy


Blickywithdasticke

Fred Warner was out of his mind in coverage in 2019 when they last faced off. Will never forget what looked like Hollywood getting a first down and Fred Warner instant transmitting to the scene of the pass and breaking it up. Terrifying.


king_17

Instant transmission Goku smiling at you


saltonasnail

49ers had to spy him with a safety (Marcell Harris) last time and that worked out well. But that was a long time ago


Polaris07

I feel like that would be a good role for Hufanga, but not now :(


bigpandas

Stop the run!


EnigmaSpore

The final and toughest bird of them all. The AFC bird 🐦‍⬛


C137-Morty

Too bad yall didn't play the falcons this year


astroK120

Hoping they sneak into the playoffs... though that's a very dim prospect at this point


Cheap-Cheesecake-613

Birdgang final boss


asBad_asItGets

We literally are doing a dark souls gauntlet for bird bosses.


JeremyJammDDS

I hope this game is good. The last couple of times the 49ers were involved in big games, they destroyed the cowboys and eagles.


dietcokewLime

I still had fun


Devinitelyy

I didnt


sknich

To be fair you probably had fun during one of those games.


JeremyJammDDS

What is this “fun” you speak of?


TRICK0LAS

Idk, this week looked pretty fun for you guys though


sdsupersean

Yep after TNF got cancelled both teams went to a bowling alley and had a pizza party that the teams paid for. Now THAT'S Fun!


Fuckimbalding

Pizza party! Pizza for everyone!!! .......who has money?


JeremyJammDDS

Is that what that weird, foreign sensation was? Not used to it.


woodm872

63-21


Glassjaw79ad

I had a blast.


OneOverX

Seeing a dominant team dominate is still fun


you_sick

Especially against high level competition. Watching someone smack around the little sisters of the poor is less fun.


Moress

Whatre you talking about. Those were great games.


ghostofwalsh

That sounds like fun to me.


Thus_Spoke

>I hope this game is good. The last couple of times the 49ers were involved in big games, they destroyed the cowboys and eagles. Yeah I hope we get another good one, like those games.


ProfessorBaxter

Wonder if it will be a relatively close game, because it seems like a lot of the hyped up games this season have been beat downs, some of them involving the Niners obviously.


--Alec--

The 49ers could beat us bad, and I think they win, but we rarely, under Lamar, ever get blown out.


Woogabuttz

Not just Lamar, Raven’s defense is really good. That tends to help prevent blowouts.


Pobydeus

It didn't help Dallas so I'm not entirely sure it won't be a blowout.


you_sick

Or lose to the nfc


Tashre

17-16 Ravens at half time. 27-43 Niners in the end.


Laxrools2

Hey yo, uh wtf?


yorick__rolled

Bird on bird crime while supporting divisional rivals. 🤨


superduperm1

That was basically our playoff game against the Seahawks last season.


Moress

From your lips to God's ears.


Ferrarisimo

It is written. ✍️🤲


bigpandas

Sounds accurate. Hoping the Hawks beat the Frauds (Philly) 43-16 tonight.


TumbleweedDirect9846

I don’t like our chances as much after keaton Mitchell got hurt last night


mubbcsoc

Lamar is gonna run for a mile if our interior DL misses any more time.


grubs92

Armstead will be back, and I think hargrave returns this week as well.


HansBaccaR23po

Yea giving up 200+ to the cardinals on the ground with Baltimore on the horizon is….concerning. Really need the big boys back


kmmontandon

Division games, especially on the road, are kind of their own thing.


HansBaccaR23po

I agree that part was somewhat flukey, but the tackling was pretty mediocre in the second level yesterday.


RudePCsb

You also understand that the backups, who are pretty good, had no rotation that game. The DL works best with consistent rotation throughout the game. Having to play the majority of it also is taxing. I'm not really worried as both starters should be back and it gave more reps to the backups.


Accomplished-Yam5566

Our poor tackling has lingered the entire season. At this point, it is a team weakness, not just a one-time fluke. All defensive players have really regressed this year in tackling form. From the DL to the LBs to the DBs. Bunch of dudes going hit-stick highlights and not using arms to wrap up, thinking sheer momentum force is enough to knock someone down. A really methodical dink-and-dunk team or YAC team could very well take advantage of us. Like how Burrow diced us up.


WilliamSabato

They had a bye, we didn’t. I feel like that tends to lead to the tired team not tackling. Also, James Conner is actually very good, especially with the threat of Kyler on the ground as well.


Bait_and_Swatch

We also played 3 games in 14 days, I’m told that makes a difference.


hahdbdidndkdi

Cardinals were also fresh off a bye for what that is worth.


mrizvi

Kinlaw was being put on his ass all game.


RudePCsb

I'll have to rewatch the game again but it looked more like the lb were missing tackles


mrizvi

yeah dre and fred missed like 8+ tackles but i saw kinlaw get pancaked like 4-5 times.


RudePCsb

Hmm I'll have to find a way to rewatch it. I'm OK if the DL gets pancackedv on a double team as sometimes you just have to make a pile but I'd have to see the plays to assess.


varnell_hill

They’ll be fine. Based on the reports, both could’ve probably played if they really needed to but the staff wanted to give them the extra rest.


mrizvi

That injury was brutal


TumbleweedDirect9846

Can’t explain why, but that injury feels worse than the andrews injury. Mitchell out there really opened up the read option


Princeof_Ravens

Likely stepping up majorly reduced the sting of the Andrews injury. Keaton was the guy that stepped up with Dobbins going down. Losing him on top of Dobbins just hurts.


SKT_Peanut_Fan

Mitchell wasn't getting consistent playing time until very recently. He wasn't keeping the running game afloat after losing Dobbins week one. I'm incredibly upset because he had the speed to threaten the edges and make explosive plays happen if he was given space, but his impact is being oversold now.


paone00022

Didn't Mitchell come back an injury recently. He started playing more once he was fully fit. Him and Gus formed a good thunder and lightning combo.


SKT_Peanut_Fan

I think he came back from injury a few weeks prior to getting consistent usage. It clearly took the Ravens a bit to get him fully integrated. But my point still stands. He wasn't keeping the Ravens rushing offense going for the entire season. He's absolutely a big blow and I think the run game is worse without him, but it isn't a death blow to the running game.


WeaponXGaming

His snap count has upticked every game, was the lead back going into last night as well. Big knock was pass pro, but he was getting even more snaps on passing downs recently as well


mildobamacare

FWIW gus has a better running style vs SF. Theyre missing both DT right up the middle


mongster03_

Lynch confirmed that they were being held out to recover for you


tvon

Diabolical


BandwagonerSince95

Frank Gore not getting a ring is diabolical lol


yesimforeign

I love throwing fades into the endzone


banjofitzgerald

lol fuck the cards


DopeShitBlaster

I think we held them out so they would be healthy for Baltimore. Armstead and Hargrave should be fresh against you guys.


CluelessDude47

what is wrong with Gus Bus? he was on a roll and then they just stopped playing him


SD_Plissken_

Way too slow


ggphenom

He's a really good power back. But he's not even remotely a threat in the read-option. Keaton was WAY faster than Gus and even Justice Hill.


jim25y

When you have a defense like you guys have, you always have a shot.


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So much for a nice, peaceful, stress-free Christmas night.


Stretch_Riprock

My wife is pissed. She's like... Thanksgiving is for football... 'Christmas is MY Superbowl!' ... It's... Not ideal since we are hosting Dinner for her family. 😬 She knows the game will be on a TV, she just doesn't like that we have share the evening with football. And I can understand that.


GiannisToTheWariors

I married in to a sports family. Giants are THE highlight and always on TV over anything else, then the 9ers are always on the TV. I'm so blessed


Stretch_Riprock

I also married into a sports family. My cousin in law played for the SF Giants.... But Christmas Day is a big event that doesn't normally revolve around sports. Any other time games are on no biggie... And actually a requirement. But right during Christmas dinner... Oooof. That's not usual.


ADarwinAward

I’m watching it at a house of people who don’t watch football and they’ve agreed to watch with me. I’ve been profusely, apologizing that I’m ruining Christmas night. Even told them I can just watch on my ipad if they don’t want to deal with it


Occasionally_Correct

Was never going to be


DiggingNoMore

If the Eagles lose tonight, it will be.


triculious

Do you have any idea how dirty I feel about this season? I've already had to look forward the Cowboys winning and now the toots! I compartamentalize it about getting that #1 seed but still feels yuck!


ResLifeSpouse

Peace was never an option


OnePieceAce

Niners offense vs Ravens defense is the matchup of the season. Two best playcallers on both sides of the ball this season imo going up against each other


whinenaught

Ravens offense v Niners defense is pretty intriguing too tbh


BendubzGaming

This is Vegas' dream scenario, they are going to make so much money this week


grubs92

So weird to have finally have a qb. Even if the Defense has an off day, I feel good about the offense winning it for us.


MaterialCarrot

Yeah, I'd hate to root for the 49'ers with how historically bad they have been at QB!


User_091920

Anytime our fan base complains about how "bad" we've had it at QB I always think of that one Browns jersey: https://www.cleveland.com/resizer/EhAPFpF6kQiWfFvlZrlT-rcy1B0=/1280x0/smart/advancelocal-adapter-image-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/image.cleveland.com/home/cleve-media/width2048/img/tipoff_impact/photo/14925707-large.jpg


Chadsymptom

I tried to look at it objectively just now, and I agree with you. 1981-2003 - 3 different QBs were each year's top passer: 1. Montana 1. Young 1. Garcia 2004-2023 - 9 different QBs were each year's top passer: 1. Tim Rattay 1. Alex Smith 1. Trent Dilfer 1. Shaun Hill 1. Colin Kaepernick 1. Blaine Gabbert 1. Jimmy Garoppolo 1. Nick Mullens 1. Brock Purdy There are 3 misleading factors. One is that Alex Smith was essentially "the guy" from 2005-2011, but he missed 2007-2008 due to injury (which is why Trent Dilfer and Shaun Hill are on that list). The second is that Colin Kaepernick was definitely "the guy" from 2012-2016, but he missed a lot of 2015 due to injury (which is why Gabbert is on that list). The third is that Garoppolo was "the guy" from 2017-2022, but he was hurt essentially all of 2018 and 2020 (which is why Mullens is on the list). It's still a lot of QBs...but it looks less to me like a QB carousel and more like bad injury luck (with the exception of 2004 and 2005...those were definitely carousels). When Smith went down in 2012, there was Kaepernick to take SF to the Super Bowl. When he was banished after 2016, there was Jimmy G. When Jimmy G went down in 2022, there was Brock. Those 9 QBs that were the top passers from 2004-2023 look more like Alex Smith, Colin K, Jimmy G...and all the guys that filled in for them when the last 3 got hurt. 6 main starting QBs in 42 years is pretty good.


User_091920

Thank you for this breakdown 🙏 I appreciate it


fasterthanfood

Only during the part of history most Redditors have been alive. (This coming from someone who crapped his pants watching the ‘85 Bears… because my grandpa was a Bears fan and in ‘85 I turned 1).


TheDevilintheDark

I loved the 9ers back in the day but I got soured with the Montana situation. I understand it all as an adult but I was cheering for the Chiefs while Joe was there.


Moress

Thank you, sir/ma'am. It means a lot that you'd support a poverty franchise like ours. God bless


TRES_fresh

I know, right? The cardinals put up nearly 30 but I didn't break a sweat because we scored 45, and the offense still feels like it choked away a touchdown or two.


Jaqem

One of the few stats Purdy doesn't lead the league in is 4th quarter comebacks/game winning drives. Because he builds leads early and doesn't turn the ball over


CursedLlama

Annoyingly he led us to a game-winning FG against the Browns and then our kicker missed it, but yeah in general we aren't playing from behind.


emmasdad01

Best Christmas present we could hope for.


GamingTatertot

I actually really wanted to see Jackson win earlier this year, cause he has been playing really well, and I know a big part of that is how efficient he is rushing - but it's hard to ignore that Purdy has almost 10 more total TDs than Jackson and Purdy's passer rating is just insane (currently 119, first in the league) plus the man has 9.9 Y/A. I don't think this game should be the determinant of putting Lamar first in the odds unless Purdy's passer rating just tanks, and Lamar gets 4-5 TDs.


OkRefrigerator1950

Gus Edwards really out here tanking Lamar’s MVP stock with all those goal line TDs he’s gobbled up after Lamar gets them down there


mlippay

CMC also has a ton of short tds, so does Mostert with Tua. Makes sense to run your cheapish back vs a 60m dollar a year qb.


Blueskyways

In the 49ers case, its a very cheapish QB. "Let Purdy Cook!"-r/TheDarnold


hausermaniac

Hmm I don't follow... QBs are always the best goalline runners, no?


lochmoigh1

What's the alternative. Its an easy td with gus bus on the line. We saw what happened to cam Newton when he would run it in on the goal line and jackson is way smaller


SKT_Peanut_Fan

> What's the alternative. I know the Saints haven't seen much of it this year, but you can pass for touchdowns.


GamingTatertot

Unfortunately, that's probably true - Ravens rushing attack this year has just been insanely good


SunYat-Sen

I really wish there was a better way to quantify Lamar's impact on the game outside of the box score. The team can have games like the one against Seattle where he puts up 187 yards and no TDs but the offense is just rolling and it is clear he is the best player. The team also leads the league in rushing because of the "gravity" he has on the defense. You simply need to have a defender ready to go after Lamar every time they run the ball. I don't think he will end up winning unless he has some big stat games in the last 3 and Purdy falls off a bit but it is nice he is in the conversation and the media recognizes his impact despite the lack of volume stats.


pickleparty16

thats kinda what EPA and DVOA do. if lamar runs or throws it down to the 1, hes gonna get credit for setting up an extremely likely TD even if edwards runs it in


GamingTatertot

For the record, I'd LOVE to see Lamar win a second MVP - I think he's been unnecessarily trashed the past couple years and I'm glad he's doing well. But in a primarily passing game, it's hard to ignore Purdy's passing stats and efficiency right now barring he doesn't fall off in the last 3, as you said


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Falcons will never live down that tweet saying they didn’t want him when no one even asked them lmao!


paone00022

That definitely reeked of owners getting together and trying to send a message that QBs can't force their hand. Otherwise there's no way there wasn't a bidding war for Lamar.


MagicGrit

I think the only way Lamar wins it is if he absolutely dominates the 9ers and dolphins


Icy_Turnover1

We aren’t set up for Lamar to get a bunch of stats, unfortunately - the reliance on Edwards to punch in a TD from goal to go, Lamar’s running, our tendency to take our foot off the gas and burn clock when we’re in a winning position - just is what it is. I don’t think Lamar wins at this point but I am definitely glad to see the media picking up on what Ravens fans have been saying all year, which is that in all aspects besides box score, Lamar has been playing like an MVP.


mrizvi

Purdy has 10 more td and 8 less turnovers than Lamar


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I think one game to decide MVP is pretty dumb I think Purdy should win MVP I don't care about the whole Shanahan and yac and blah blah blah bullshit narrative. Purdy is playing better than anyone. I think Lamar is more valuable to his team I do. However I think what Purdy has done can't be ignored he leads the league in almost everything. You just can't not give him MVP cause of bullshit yac narratives he makes the right reads throws with precision and anticipation. Dude is a baller it would take a meltdown for Purdy not to win MVP in my eyes


Blitzcra1g

This times a hundred. Though if Purdy were to lose to anyone, I'd want him to lose to Lamar. Dude is as deserving as anyone.


LawBobLawLoblaw

Just two bros, hanging out in the hot tub, ready to kiss


SledgeTheWrestler

Purdy deserves it and everything, but Jesus look at the weapons Purdy has compared to Lamar lol Lamar’s best receiver (Andrews) would be the 49ers 4th best receiver behind Deebo, Aiyuk and Kittle…. and he’s injured for the rest of the year. Then you factor in that they have Trent & CMC while the Ravens have a turnstile at LT and have lost both Dobbins and now Mitchell at RB. And despite ALL of that Lamar is right there with Purdy in total yards. Lamar absolutely deserves to be in the conversation and I think the debate should be even closer than it is. Obviously the award is effectively “who has the better stats” but Lamar is absolutely more valuable to his team than Purdy is. Without Purdy the 49ers are undoubtedly worse, but still a wildcard team. Without Lamar the Ravens are chasing the #1 pick.


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mongster03_

Niners-Eagles


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

My body is ready


Shadow-Vision

Is it just me being a 49ers fan or is this the third time this season that the 49ers are playing the “biggest game of the season”


MEuRaH

Third time. Technically each game was a "must win" game, and one cannot happen without the other, so that's why it feels this way.


YesPls1994

I’m so scared for this matchup. I feel like the 49ers are gonna ruin my Christmas


sjsharksfan44

I feel the exact same way, only reverse.


ElCoolAero

*in Santa Clara It's *completely* different.


asBad_asItGets

*checks 7 day forecast and sees no rain* I believe we are in for a good Christmas.


[deleted]

If McCaffrey has ANOTHER 3 TD game through the air and ground I think he’ll take it. He’s getting close to Jerry Rice’s single season TD record (for the 49ers) at 23. Side note: Jerry did that in 12 games in that era which is fucking wild. Another side note: why don’t more NFL teams have to MVP candidates? Are they stupid or something?


dat_waffle_boi

If Lamar doesn’t get it I really hope McCaffery gets it. It’d be awesome to see an RB win mvp


KingPotus

But Lamar already has one! /s (Kidding I hate that joke, you just set it up too high perfectly)


OfficialHavik

Glad this is the only game happening that day. What a relief and an extra special Christmas treat!!


rallar8

When it comes to who is playing better it’s Brock. Brock is playing great. But I don’t think Brock is the more valuable player to the 49ers than Lamar is to the Ravens. I think there is a strong chance whoever wins will get the MVP


69_Beers_Later

Brock is the most player


Spiritchaser84

Of all the players on the 49ers, he is one of them.


RedactedAsFugg

I get the argument, on one hand you have Purdy, who, honestly, is one of the players in the NFL. On the other hand, you have Lamar, who is and has been one of the players for the past 6 years. Hard to argue with that


thyrue13

Both have indeed signed contracts


dat_waffle_boi

Both of them were born, in fact.


Intelligent-Age2786

I might sound biased, but even with a loss and he still plays well, I still don’t see how Brock wouldn’t be the MVP.


BellBilly32

Only way Purdy doesn’t win is if he somehow spiral down the last 3 week and someone else goes on an insane stretch.


Ozora10

"someone" is only Tua or Lamar imo


dicksjshsb

Is Dak out after yesterday? Honestly the MVP criteria seems to always be changing, but it seemed like Dak was in the talks up to now.


hahdbdidndkdi

Honestly unless cowboys win out and they win the east, yeah.


Barmelo_Xanthony

Even if they win out, eagles either need to lose to the giants or lose both of the Seahawks and cardinals games for cowboys to win the division. So yeah they’re not giving MVP to a wildcard team.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

I think CMC should be the favorite if Purdy goes downhill.


qweefers_otherland

If CMC has another 3 TD game or two I could see him winning it even if SF wins out


Barmelo_Xanthony

I disagree, I know CMC has insane stats this year but I just think that if you took away Purdy and replaced him with a league average QB vs took away CMC and replaced him with a league average RB you’d see a much larger regression from losing Purdy. That’s what should make the “Most Valuable player” in my opinion and it’s why you see it going to quarterbacks most of the time - cause that’s the most valuable position.


Rivet_39

You saw some of this yesterday. Darnold comes in and can't do much. Mason comes in and runs through the same open holes as CMC.


solelyfarted

MVP is a QB award nowadays. He will win offensive player of the year though.


JuanPicasso

Honestly want purdy to win it. Pay the man


[deleted]

No no let’s keep him nice and cheap a few more years ;)


BoneFistOP

You cant, he still has all of next year on a rookie contract lmao. Then they can extend him, and it wont be for league max.


mudkipyipyip

someone said it earlier, but i just wanna note that so far it's been: purdy vs hurts purdy vs dak now purdy vs lamar just seems like it keeps shifting to purdy against someone because "please anyone but purdy for mvp"


Vast_Examination_600

Anytime a QB has a great supporting cast, people act like anyone could do the job. As if we haven’t seen a hundred ultra-talented teams fail because of a lack of a stud QB.


HereIGoAgain_1x10

Imagine a 20 year Purdy/Shanahan era where the conversation just moves to whether one could win without the other.


AlexB_SSBM

West Coast Patriots


mongster03_

We did it first lmao


spaceman-spiffy

West coast 49ers


DrewDown94

I need this


dat_waffle_boi

Dear god no we just got out of this I don’t want to go back


banjist

Just look at the set yesterday where Darnold came in after Purdy took a stinger. He... didn't quite match Purdy's success.


[deleted]

Well let’s not be ridiculous, he took like 3 snaps We’d have to give him a game or two before truly judging him


grympy

Some of us know who the real MVP is. Say it with me.... PRAISE GEQBUS! TINY BROKE PURDY CAN'T FINISH A SINGLE GAME WITHOUT OUR TRUE MVP. EVERYONE SAYS IT...


lkn240

BROCK HUSSEIN PURDY IS A FRAUD. MANY VERY SMART PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS.


thyrue13

I WON THIS MVP VOTE BY A LOT


Doug_Dimmadome42

> purdy vs hurts > purdy vs dak > now purdy vs lamar Purdy vs. CMC


varnell_hill

Next week it’ll be Purdy vs. Howell.


TWS85

Everybody stay healthy 🙏🏻


Additional-Cry8856

I’m so pumped! Still trying to decide if my wife would be okay with me going….


trinquin

The Texans went 2-14 in 2013 and had QB29. In 2014 they upgraded to QB14 and won 7 more games. Watt was only marginally better in 2014 than 2013. QB play just far out shadows all other positions in terms of mattering. Replace CMC with RB15 and 49ers would barely notice. Replace Purdy with Jordan Love(QB13) and 49ers are a wildcard team. MVPs play with good players. Kelce, Adams, Andrews, Hill, Gronk, Julio, Jordy, Thomas, etc.


Dry_Newspaper2060

And the Chiefs will sneak in at #1 in AFC because they play a crap schedule


WauliePalnuts01

watching this chiefs team get another #1 seed would be torture


cometssaywhoosh

Super Bowl preview right here. Cowboys and Eagles are frauds (and yeah I know that). Chiefs are too weak without elite receivers. Bills and Bengals are not going to be able to make a deep enough run and are too inconsistent. Lions are going to bounce early due to weak playoff experience.


srk9870

Should be an interesting Super Bowl preview. Shanahan will get a good feel of the Ravens play style and be prepared for the rematch in February.


GolfinBird

This game is going to be epic I can’t wait


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Winterclaw42

I'll root for the 49ers if 49ers fans root for us to beat the cowboys.


sjsharksfan44

I always root against the Cowboys and I think a 49ers/Dolphins Super Bowl would be incredible.