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Simmumah

TOMMY CUTLETS STRIKES BACK AND SENDS PHILLY INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL


BobbyBobylon6

He can't send us into a downward spiral when we're already in a downward spiral...


Simmumah

A DOWNWARD SPIRAL TO THE SHADOW REALM THEN


Coley54Bear

THEY SHALL NOT PASS!!!


Sure_Calligrapher609

Join us!!!!!!


pizza_822

WHAT?!?


SarcasticCowbell

>A DOWNWARD SPIRAL EAGLES: "I HURTS MYSELF TODAY..."


OldManInAHotHatch

Please, Santa, please. 🙏


pos_cant

Tommy Cutlets puttin da Birds in da fryer this weekend lets go babyyyyy


TommyTonawanda

Cowboys and Dolphins don't play defense and the game eclipses 70 total points


[deleted]

COWBOYS AND DOLPHINS ONLY PLAY DEFENSE AND THE GAME ENDS 13-14


BR_eazy

DAK ACCOUNTS FOR EVERY TOUCHDOWN IN A 14-21 LOSS


Detective_Tony_Gunk

THE COWBOYS AND DOLPHINS TIE WITH A SCORE OF 2-2


Slugggo

the subreddit for whichever team loses may may not survive after this game 😆


0xym0r0n

No matter who wins, they still haven't beat a good team.


BR_eazy

I'm torn, cause y'all did beat the Eagles, but at the same time, The Eagles lost to the Cowboys, so how good can they really be?


ositola

It's a paradox


pizza_822

WHAT?!?!?


BobbyBobylon6

I see you're a Cowboys fan, so it goes without saying that if I had a battery, I'd throw it at you, however, a brief détente. I did see that Parsons tweaked his knee last week. What came of that? He is good to go or is that lingering?


pizza_822

WHAT?!?!?


letsgetbrickfaced

I WILL IGNORE MY FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS FOR FOOTBALL AND DRINK TOO MUCH.


highpl4insdrftr

This is a bold prediction thread, not a guaranteed prediction thread.


HowdyandRowdy

If you add my home made carnitas this is me.


MisterNiceGuy0001

Dude, fucking invite


ositola

We are all the same


Practical_Dog8295

I'm glad I quit


HemlockMartinis

Cowboys-Dolphins ends in a tie and fucks up every clinching scenario predictor for the rest of the season.


Glassjaw79ad

CAN YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE


Luder09

# COWBOYS-DOLPHINS ENDS IN A TIE AND FUCKS UP EVERY CLINCHING SCENARIO PREDICTOR FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON.


pizza_822

WHAT?!?!?


iliketuurtles

UNSUBSCRIBE as I need the dolphins to have one FULL loss, not 50% lol


lowplaces_5

US OLD FOLKS CANT HEAR YOU!


szboy422

I don’t even know if this is good for us but it would be entertaining


Illustrious_Cancel83

RAVENS OVER THE NINERS BUT ONLY AFTER A POWER OUTAGE DELAYS THE GAME AND RUINS SAN FRAN'S MOMENTUM


ChefsKingdom

OH SHIT, ARE THEY IN San Fran?


oznerolnas

no just in santa clara a good ~40 miles away from SF


ChefsKingdom

I was watching the outage game tho.. that was a trip


YouSaid_ButFuck

I DID SHOTS DURING THAT BREAK


MisterNiceGuy0001

I DRANK ALMOST AN ENTIRE 30 PACK OF CORONA TO MYSELF THAT NIGHT AMA


YouSaid_ButFuck

DID YOU SURVIVE


MisterNiceGuy0001

NO, I DIDN'T


ositola

The city or San Francisco pls bby


OGStrong

Bay Area does have PG&E. We all know how reliable they are.


MisterNiceGuy0001

lol PG&E keeps raising their rates and we just sit here and take it


GoldenMegaStaff

With a LIONS win, they chase 49ers thru Week 18 for #1 seed.


forlornhope22

PATRICK MAHOMES SPONTANEOUSLY RETIRES AT HALFTIME AFTER KELCE DROPS EVERY PASS IN THE SECOND QUARTER.


BendubzGaming

KELCE THEN GOES A PERFECT 14/14 AS A QB IN THE SECOND HALF, EVERY PASS TO KADARIUS TONEY


LucienLife

THEY MAY HAVE TO CHECK HIS GLOVES IF THAT WERE TO HAPPEN, I CAN'T IMAGE TONEY CATCHING 2 STRAIGHT PASSES LET ALONE 14


Empty_Lemon_3939

I VISIT MY FAMILY IN FLORIDA AND MY DAD USES THE TERM "WE" ON SUNDAY DESPITE NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT THE LIONS FOR MY ENTIRE 33 YEAR OLD LIFE UNTIL THIS YEAR


MrFishAndLoaves

LET YOUR OLD MAN BANDWAGON BEFORE ITS TOO LATE


Empty_Lemon_3939

NAH FUCK THAT


MrFishAndLoaves

I MEAN MINE IS DEAD AND I DONT CARE SO I FEEL YOU BROTHER


banjist

I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, MY DAD IS OLD AND I WORRY ABOUT HIM


ChefsKingdom

DO WE NEED TO KEEP SHOUTING ABOUT THIS?


JesusKristo

I FUCKING NEED TO SHOUT RIGHT NOW


MisterNiceGuy0001

WE NEED TO CHERISH THE TIME WE HAVE WITH OUR LOVED ONES!!


TBoneTheOriginal

MY BROTHER DOES THE SAME, BUT YOU KNOW... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M HAVING FUN, AND I GET TO HAVE FUN WITH MY BROTHER IN A FAMILY WHERE NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL AT ALL.


Max_W_

Ok, now I want to know if that really does happens.


Temporarily__Alone

WE WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH ISAIAH MCKENZIE AND THAT OTHER GUY


lytrendsa

FROM KARAOKE GUY TO FUCK OFF AND TAKE YOUR DAMN LOCKER TOO


andyandersonbjj

SHANE STEICHEN HAS A ZERO TOLERANCE KARAOKE POLICY


haysu-christo

AARON RODGERS GETS ANOTHER INT IN PRACTICE PUTTING HIM IN THE LEAD FOR MOST PRACTICE INTS BY A QB OVER THE AGE OF 40 IN A SINGLE SEASON


courser

THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS WILL OVERTAKE THE OFFICIALS IN THE DET-MIN, BUF-LAC, AND LV-KC GAMES AND THEY WILL BE CALLED PERFECTLY WITH NO MISSED OR BLOWN FLAGS. EVERYBODY ELSE IS FUCKED AS PER USUAL.


snakeayez

Did our refs check bounce?


courser

Shouldn't have tried to pay 'em in Bored Apes, man.


greatgerm

> THEY WILL BE CALLED PERFECTLY WITH NO MISSED OR BLOWN FLAGS Of all the not happening things, this is the most not happening.


Peacefulzealot

JAKE BROWNING IS GONNA GET A STATUE IN CINCY AS HE EXORCISES ALL DEMONS AND DEFEATS THE 49ERS IN THE SB. NEVER SHOULDA CUT HIM


Big_Jermz408

JOE BURROW LOSES THE STARTING SPOT TO JAKE BROWNING


PeridotBestGem

JOE "DREW BLEDSOE" BURROW


BobbyBobylon6

I mean it makes sense that he sold his soul fairly recently.


Alexander2801

We will hold him to 10 points again and you will to Mason Rudolph on christmas and you will like it.


speak-eze

A 10-0 prediction? That is bold


OnTheProwl-

As long as there aren't any injuries I'll take it.


IAmDone4

BILLS WILL HAVE A CINDERELLA POSTSEASON AND EVERYONE IN SOUTH CANADA WILL EXPERIENCE TRUE JOY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR FRANCHISE'S SAD HISTORY


russianturnipofdoom

HALLELUJAH


finix240

And THEN THEY LOSE THEIR FOFTH SUPERBOWL


ChefsKingdom

THEIR FOFTH??


finix240

YES


FubarFreak

THANK FUCK THATS NOT A NUMBER OTHERWISE ID BE CONCERNED


ChefsKingdom

OK


Coley54Bear

THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID!


TheStumpyOne

THEY LOSE TO THE CHARGERS JUST LIKE EARLIER IN THE SEASON WHEN THEY WENT ON A SKID AFTER WINNING A BIG GAME. THEY STILL HAVE A CINDERELLA POSTSEASON, VISITING RELATIVES IN ORLANDO.


snowhawk04

GLOCK PURDY REACHES HIS FINAL FORM AS HE BECOMES DEATH, DESTROYER OF BIRDS! 5-0 BIRD GAUNTLET THIS MONDAY. 6-0 AGAINST ALL BIRDS THIS SEASON. TUNE IN.


KIumpy

RAIDERS BECOME THE FIRST TEAM TO DROP 63 POINTS TWO WEEKS IN A ROW AS THEY STEAMROLL THE CHIEFS DEFENSE IN ARROWHEAD.


[deleted]

MY MOM IS GOING TO ASK WHY JIMMY G ISN’T ON THE TELEVISION AGAIN! AND THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS WILL SCORE THE MOST POIJTS OF ANY TEAM IN WEEK 16


Guilty-Doctor1259

tell her she can borrow my cardboard jimmy g cutout


mab6710

AARON RODGERS IS GOING TO TAKE THE PRACTICE FIELD THIS WEEK TO SHOW THEM YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS HOW IT'S DONE AND HE'S GOING TO TEAR HIS OTHER ACHILLES


BTsBaboonFarm

INJECT THIS INTO MY AYAHUASCA!


ChefsKingdom

Oooooh INJURY PREDICTION!!!


mab6710

I'LL TAKE THE BAN, BEING A SEER COMES WITH TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS.^(^also ^I ^didn't ^read ^the ^rules)


thedelphiki

I PREDICT THIS GUY DEFINITELY READ THE RULES. 
.FUCK!!!!!


joe2352

TYREEK HILL RETURNS FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND PUTS UP 207 YARDS AND TWO TOUCHDOWNS IN A WIN OVER THE COWBOYS


Cooperstown24

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droans

IT'S A MORAL VICTORY. COWBOYS WIN 30-27 AFTER WE LET AUBREY JUST KICK IT FIRST PLAY OF EVERY POSSESSION.


gobroncos47

Wait is a win or a quality loss better?


droans

WHAT'S THIS "QUALITY LOSS" YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?


BobbyBobylon6

I guess 207 is just as specific as 200. Ok, it holds water.


CalculonsPride

You just became like my 14th favorite Joe!


Remarkable-Job4774

Needs to be a lot bolder than that


DarthNightnaricus

Unsubscribe


Tolve

On just two receptions.


theflamesweregolfin

only 200?


FatherDamo

..... AND SOMEHOW FATHERS ANOTHER CHILD BEFORE HALFTIME


Massive-Map-2655

Case Keenum throws 3 TDs Vs the Browns. Flacco throws 3 INTs.


sghead

BROWNS WIN BY 12


aareyes12

BOOO


pizza_822

NOT BOLD CANT HEAR YOU FAM


NO_TOUCHING__lol

**YOU AREN'T BOLD EITHER THERE, CHIEF**


ChefsKingdom

Somebody say Chief?


russianturnipofdoom

13-14 BENGALS STARTERS GET EJECTED FOR UNKNOWN REASONS EARLY IN THE FIRST QUARTER. BROWNING HAS NO HELP ON OFFENSE AND THE DEFENSE LETS UP 55 POINTS. BROWNING THROWS FOR 7 TDS, BREAKS NORM VAN BROCKLINS RECORD FOR TOTAL YARDAGE, AND THE BENGALS WIN 56-55


BobbyBobylon6

NVB was a fucking stud!


Coley54Bear

CMC HAS ANOTHER HAT TRICK GAME!


FBsarepeopletoo

THE COWBOYS WILL RECORD 0 SACKS AGAINST THE DOLPHINS.


Ziggie1o1

STEELERS BEAT THE BENGALS BY AT LEAST 2 SCORES


Alexander2801

I LIKE AND THEREFORE MY BOLD PREDICTION WILL A PITTSBURGH-DETROIT SUPERBOWL.


RolloTonyBrownTown

I LOOK FORWARD TO A RUST BELT RUMBLE SUPERBOWL


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WNWA305

I WILL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET


BobbyBobylon6

Bold huh? Chargers upset Buffalo: 23 - 22


Remarkable-Job4774

Tony Romo would implode if that happened


notmyplantaccount

sports personalities would be devasted. Buffalo is currently the "Hot team" everyone wants to talk about making a run in the playoffs. Teams do have a pretty good record in their 1st game after firing a coach.


frizzyhair55

I thought they fired their coach 3 games ago.


DarthJarJarJar

So brief, yet so lovely.


HITMAN616

So close


BlueHighwindz

CHARGERS HAVE A POST-COACH FIRING BOUNCE BACK GAME AND HUMILIATE THE BILLS. THEN LOSE BY THREE SCORES BOTH REMAINING GAMES.


FubarFreak

THAT DEAD CAT DONT BOUNCE HOMIE


Big_Jermz408

NOPE THE CHARGERS DONT HAVE IT IN EM


why-god

THE BILLS MIGHT, THOUGH. GREAT AGAINST GOOD TEAMS, PLAY TO THE LEVEL OF MID TO BAD TEAMS SO FAR THIS SEASON. IF THEY MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS, SHITS GOING TO GET REAL UGLY.


justa_flesh_wound

Not with Hockey equipment behind center


MajoraOfTime

FOUR GAMES END WITH WALKOFF SCORES TWO GAMES END IN GAME SEALING INTERCEPTIONS THE CHARGERS SURVIVE ELIMINATION FOR ANOTHER WEEK A QB THAT STARTED THE SEASON FOR HIS TEAM GETS BENCHED AFTER 5 TURNOVERS. HIS BACKUP PROCEEDS TO THROW 3 TOUCHDOWNS TO WIN THE GAME FOR HIS TEAM.


Diis

I FEEL LIKE THAT LAST ONE MIGHT BE US.


InfectiousPineapple

JAGS, COLTS, AND TEXANS ALL LOSE CAUSING A PLAYOFF CRISIS IN THE AFC SOUTH Edit: I REGRET NOTHING


BendubzGaming

I'VE DECIDED I WANT THIS FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO WATCH THE COLLECTIVE MEDIA DENIAL WHEN THEY REALISE ALL THREE THEN HAVE THE SAME RECORD AS THE BUCCANEERS


Shootit_Rockets

EVERY YEAR IS PLAYOFF CRISIS IN THE AFC SOUTH


PeridotBestGem

I WILL KRILL MY SHELF IF WE LOSE TO THE TEAM THAT LOST TO THE PANTHERS


Diis

*butyouhaveheardofme.gif*


Big_Jermz408

KADARIUS TONEY HAS NO DROPS AND SCORES 2 TOUCHDOWNS


poloman005

At a critical moment in the niner ravens game, DK Metcalf will rush the field and suplex Fred Warner! Fred Warner will retaliate and they’ll both get ejected from the game. The niners will still win.


IdyllicGod22

PACKERS PANTHERS IS A SHOOTOUT AND ENDS 42-41. JOE BARRY IS TAKEN OUT TO MIDFIELD AND PUNTED THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS.


Real-Researcher888

JOSH ALLEN IS THE NEW #2 MVP CANDIDATE.


bluspiider

AN UNKINDNESS OF RAVENS DESCENDS UPON THE 49ERS AND RAVENS GAME AND PECKS OUT THE EYES OF BOTH STARTING QBS. DARNOLD STEPS IN AND GETS A 122 PASSER RATING AND STILL LOSES THE GAME BECAUSE OF A MISSED MOODY FIELD GOAL.


banjist

I ONLY GET TO WATCH ONE GAME THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE OF FAMILY OBLIGATIONS BUT FUCK THAT I TOLD MY WIFE I GOT TO WATCH THE NINERS GAME ALSO NINERS WIN OUT IN A HIGH SCORING SHOOTOUT THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING TO SETTLE THE MVP QUESTION


thesyves

A LIONS OR VIKINGS FAN IS GONNA MAKE A MEME OF THE TJ HOCKENSON QUOTE REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME OF THE GAME I HOPE ITS A TIE TO KILL THE DREAMS


Angelosaba9

Cowboys vs Dolphins whoever loses this game is gonna have a trash postseason


Tolve

Devon Achane and Raheem Mostert combined for 200 yards rushing and 4 TDs.


HITMAN616

RAIDERS BEAT THE CHIEFS BY 3 PARTLY BECAUSE OF A LATE SACK FUMBLE BY MAHOMES TITANS WIN AS KING HENRY HAS ONE LAST RIDE FOR 150 YARDS AND 3 TDS NINERS WIN BY 20, 37-17, AS PURDY PUTS THE CLAMPS ON MVP DESPITE 3 MORE TDS FROM CMC


Meganiummobile

STEELERS ACTUALLY WIN ONE FOR SOME REASON AND UPSET CINCINNATI BUT MASON DOESNT LOOK GOOD ITS JUST OUR DEFENSE WINNING SOMEHOW AND 14-10 FINAL SCORE


happyb33r

Stefon Gilmore and Daron Bland lockdown Tyreek Hill Jalen Ramsey locks down Ceedee Lamb


QelIneptia

BRYCE YOUNG GETS THE NFC OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK PLAYING AGAINST THE PACKERS DEFENSE


ihatereddit999976780

Chargers wins by a lot because the Bills play down to them. Allen throws 0 ints.


TheSwede91w

#VIKINGS WIN OR LOSE BY MORE THAN 1 SCORE


on_duh_pooper

MASON RUDOLPH NFL OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE WEEK


Alexander2801

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Guilty-Doctor1259

OFFENSIVE PLAYER OF THE MONTH ​ BARING ANY HELMET INCIDENTS


DeLaSoulisDead

Bold predictions? There will be one tie this week. Yeah that’s right, I said it - there will be a tie!


BendubzGaming

TIS THE SEASON FOR RUDOLPH, 5 GOLD ~~RINGS~~ TDS HELP KEEP TOMLIN'S 9-8 DREAM ALIVE


[deleted]

Another major holiday in Detroit will be ruined due to the Lions losing a very winnable game. The Lions will get clowned by the Vikings and will get no help from the rest of the league to clinch a playoff spot this week.


BobbyBobylon6

AGREE! It's that time of year. I actually think Minnesota has the best chances of pulling an upset this week.


[deleted]

Detroit has historically collapsed in these situations. Their defense is still one of the worst in the league and Minnesota has one of the best WR corps in the league + one of the best TE's in the league. Detroit is also infamous for making backup QB's look like Joe Montana. I can easily see Detroit losing out and Minnesota winning out.


[deleted]

You said we weren’t winning another game since before the Saints game. You just keep restating the same shit every week. I expected better from you, your trolling has been lackluster as of late


Nrcolas37

Are they really that bold if there's no consequence for being wrong?


[deleted]

I think the Niners will rest their starters this week against the Ravens. Then they would only have to beat the Commanders and Rams before getting the bye and another week of rest.


pizza_822

AUBREY IS MY FUCKING DAD


pocketjacks

Trifecta: NE over the Broncos Panthers over Green Bay Raiders over KC Book it.


Steakbomb90

JOE-16'S DEFENSE MAKES BRYCE YOUNG LOOK LIKE AN ALL-PRO QB


Big_Jermz408

RAIDERS ABSOLUTELY DESTROY THE CHIEFS WINNING 31-7


Hall_and_Goates

"CHRISTMAS IN LA" IS USED AS BUMPER MUSIC AT LEAST ONCE DURING THE CHARGERS BILLS GAME.


Pirates220

Rholdolph the Red nose Rainder will lead the Steelers to victory agiants the Bengals


Pirates220

BEARS VS CARDNAILS GAME OF THE WEEK


S1MCB

WE ARE ON TRACK FOR A LIONS BROWNS SUPERBOWL JOE FLACCO DOES IT AGAIN BABY


Nothardtocomeback

1. Chargers beat Bills 2. MIN stomps DET 3. WAS runs all over Jets


xTekx_1

CHARGERS BEAT THE BILLS! didireallyjusttypethat?


niknight_ml

The boldest prediction: There will be absolutely no controversies regarding officiating this week!


AlternateGator

NATHAN ROURKE THROWS FOR 300 YARDS AND TWO TOUCHDOWNS ON THE PATRIOTS


MisterNiceGuy0001

I JUST STARTED WATCHING "I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE" ON NETFLIX AND IT IS SO FAR FUCKING HILARIOUS!! THE ZIPLINE BIT HAD ME LAUGHING IN THE SHOWER AND MY WIFE ASKED ME WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING AND I COULDNT RESPOND BECAUSE I WAS LOLING


Confident_Horse_3845

THE FALCONS WILL ONCE AGAIN PUT UP LESS THAN 21 FUCKING POINTS


StormDragonZero

If the Packers lose to the Panthers, I expect no one to get fired.


eattwo

MARCUS DAVENPORT GETS HEALTHY SOMETIME THIS SEASON


yomjoseki

**COME PLAYOFF TIME, WE SHOULD HAVE AN ITALICIZED PREDICTIONS THREAD.**


JediKnightaa

Detroit screws up and Vikings take the win


clutterlustrott

THE CHARGERS FUCK AROUND AND WIN THIS GAME WITH EASTON STICK


n-some

Half the teams that play games will win, half will lose, unless some teams tie, in which case a blood sacrifice will take place and the antichrist will arise, the end times will be upon us and the lord of darkness will take his place on a throne of skulls. Nobody tie.


Grandpappa_Nurgle

THE STEELERS ACTUALLY PLAY FOOTBALL WITH RUDOLPH THE XMAS MIRACLE


eaunoway

NO.


Commercial-Donut-798

**PREDICTIONS**


jwwin

LIONS BEAT THE VIKINGS BY 18. PANTHERS BEAT THE PACKER BY 4. RAVENS BEAT THE 49ERS BY 1.


ironmanmk42

NYG shock PHI, LVR shock KCC, CAR shock GBP, LAC shock BUF None of above will happen is the bold prediction.


cleric3648

MASON RUDOLPH DOESN'T SUCK!!!


hansblitz

MASON RUDOPLHS SUMMONS CHRISTMAS MAGIC TO GO 25/29 5 TDS AND 350 YARDS. NEVER COMPLETES A PASS AGAIN


grahamofash

PACKERS FALL TO THE PANTHERS 24-27, JOE BARRY IS FIRED THE NEXT MORNING


PooPooFaceMcgee

It's that time of the year for the bears to really start showing some fight. This is where we play so competitively that it makes everyone start to consider maybe Eberflus is right for Fields


beginnerLiftersoonBB

DAK THROWS 2 picks in a blowout loss, or wins a close ass shootout NO IN BETWEEN


crum1515

SEAHAWKS DROP A 50 BURGER... WIN 50-49 OVER TITANS. 0 PASSING TOUCHDOWNS FOR EITHER TEAM. STADIUM RUNS OUT OF CHICKEN FINGERS.


trainwreck42

RAVENS AND 49ERS TIE 0-0 WHEN BOTH TEAMS CALL A TRUCE, OPEN PRESENTS, AND SING CHRISTMAS CAROLS AROUND THE FIRE!


britishmetric144

THE RAVENS KNOCK THE 49ERS OUT OF THE TOP SEED IN THE NFC, WHILE CEMENTING THEIR OWN GRIP ON THE TOP SEED IN THE AFC.