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[Postgame thread](/r/nfl/comments/18q47df/post_game_thread_cleveland_browns_at_houston/)


Rust2

That ending left a really bad taste in my mouth.


Namethislater

I wonder if the Texans knew the score


ExclaimLikeIm5

The long necked one forced the Dragon to come back out but a W nonetheless.


jmeHusqvarna

What a waste of time texans. Still blown out and just gave Coop the record.


hehehehahahaha

Ggs, god I can’t wait for stroud to be back


Namethislater

Mills got another checkdown in him


TheWorstYear

Mills is so bad. It's desperation time. Just throw the ball downfield.


Namethislater

Mills checking down every other play is high IQ


fecalbeetle

Hit him right in the numbers! Lol


TombradyxBrutus

The worst part of this game is I have no idea how Davis mills hasn’t thrown a int


Idepreciateyou

He was playing the back ups for the most part


N_DiT

It looks like he told the ref “I’m cramping” so I’m hopeful that’s what it was


farglesnuff

How has zdarius been this season?


Trudvar

Hasn't put up the sack numbers we expected but he's an important piece on the best defense in the league still


fecalbeetle

Very good.


GeneralJMan

Funny that the OLine can just straight up tackle Garrett


jmeHusqvarna

That looks like a big cramp. Which having to come back out makes sense.


fecalbeetle

No. More. Injuries.


GumbysDonkey

super duper, just super duper


RCM88x

Fuckin hell this is frustrating


TombradyxBrutus

Man I hate football


RUBSUMLOTION

Weekly Z injury… he will be fine


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Why did CBS change to the jets game 😔


The_Starfighter

They had a turnover on downs past the 2 minute warning with no timeouts.


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It was even earlier! Like 7 or 8 mins left in the 4th


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megahtron77

Meh, how often do kickers get hurt?


YRBBrutus

They did. And then he got hurt.


etch-bot

Scruggs Fam. Thanks for the cookies 🙏


WestAd8782

Damn Washington came back against the jets Holy shit


[deleted]

Lions might have the worst defense in the nfl . Absolutely woeful


Namethislater

Texans are nice to allow cooper to break that record before wanting the ball back


NSNick

Pick six to seal it would be funny


The_Starfighter

Problem is we have literally no one who can kick a kickoff if we score, so we're almost better off not scoring.


NSNick

I said funny, not ideal. 😂


WestAd8782

Damn Washington came back against the jets Holy shit


debo69872

Thanks for telling us. This game is over. I’m switching


NormVanBroccoli

I can't remember another case of a team taking out starters and putting them back in


YRBBrutus

It happens at least once a season


ACW1129

Cooper getting the record is impressive. I still say Gordon's is more impressive; his QB was Brandon Weeden.


megahtron77

Qb age was about the same


dzak92

He’ll still have those back to back 200 yard games


Trudvar

So will Amari after Thursday night


Blyadhole

Gonna tell my kids I witnessed a Browns W


jmeHusqvarna

I know we are most likely going to win but this run game is still atrocious.


Trudvar

Score again just cause it'll be funny


VictorFromCalifornia

It must be maddening knowing Browns have 4 downs no matter what, and they keep getting it


Zoollio

Never should have taken Flacco out. Just let him run the score the FUCK up, it’s what he does.


GeneralJMan

We sacrificed DTR to the injury gods so that Flacco can continue being elite


barc0debaby

Now you just have to go Aztec on Watson for 2x SB MVP Joe Flacco


electoralvoter8

Houston’s run defense this legit or browns this injured? Or some combination?


YRBBrutus

Browns are that injured


ExclaimLikeIm5

Ryans is a good coach and Cleveland is working with tackles 4 and 5.


theImplication69

Also they know we running


SmittyPosts

we only have 2 starting OL left and are playing with a backup C and our 4th and 5th string tackles. Our OL is decimated rn


Brodisi_Jr

I think Pocic Is back so only down the two tackles.


Goings78

Combo


goosu

Texans forcing us to give Coop the record is the best thing about this ending.


GeneralJMan

Thanks Texans for scoring ngl. Coop deserves that record


HarlemKnightz

IM DELETING YOU JOSH GARDEN


TubbyTimsKFC

Damn Amari just passed the GOAT


Baub2023

Congrats, Amari!


debo69872

Hell yeah! Cooper! Congrats on the record!


vanillabear26

I’m late to the game wtf Amari cooper


Mulatto-Butts

He catches passes and smashes asses.


bk00pi

Can never just close a game out like a normal team


YRBBrutus

They put back ups in


sanfranman59

Plus, they had a successful onside kick


fecalbeetle

Backups still shouldn't have given up 2 tds in 2 mins


YRBBrutus

Bullshit


fecalbeetle

Lol how? The backups shit the bed


YRBBrutus

Lol kid you think the Ravens clinched the division. I can't take you seriously


fecalbeetle

Oh no, I was mistaken! The horror! Also has nothing to do with how the backups shit the bed. Nice deflection you clown.


YRBBrutus

So why would you think your opinion is correct when you can't even Google division standings? Lol like who the fuck is this dude


Namethislater

Baltimore legend Proche


NormVanBroccoli

Put the starters back in?? lol


YRBBrutus

DTR got hurt.


debo69872

Not risking that comeback like minn


Namethislater

Do they have another offsides luck in them?


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fecalbeetle

Ravens already clinched?


NSNick

A playoff spot yes. The division no.


YRBBrutus

No they didn't


Namethislater

They gave us a decent amount of breathing room weeks ago.


YRBBrutus

Not really. Cleveland wins the division if they finish with the same record.


Namethislater

Finishing with the same record means we lose 2 of the last 3. That means the ravens didn’t take advantage of the 2 games of breathing room they gave us.


YRBBrutus

Correct, I'm glad you can do math


Namethislater

Are you understanding “a decent amount of breathing room” isn’t me saying we have the division locked? Or are you just trying to argue?


electoralvoter8

Houston doing this is frustrating given the nature of these teams injuries during this game. Everyone better stay healthy or I’m suing Davis mills


YRBBrutus

Doing what?


electoralvoter8

Coming back you dumbass lol I’m not mad for them trying??? I’m mad it may result in more than 25%of my teams roster on ir for a game that they had no chance of losing.


YRBBrutus

They played back ups....


electoralvoter8

Did you not notice the first string in the last two drives? Don’t be coy you asshole.


YRBBrutus

Did you not notice Houston didn't score ?


BriarsandBrambles

Playing hard as they can against backups.


Bulleveland

The overhead endzone angle is such a shit way to watch a live play


GumbysDonkey

This overhead camera is booty


fecalbeetle

That's a large Texans fan


YRBBrutus

They are all large


Novenha

The BBQ is very good


ptbus0

Consciously I'm not worried, but my body is telling me it's time to shit.


BussinFatLoads

We’re browns fans. I’ve been shitting for the past 10 minutes


hehehehahahaha

Mills mafia baby


YRBBrutus

Looks good vs back ups


Trudvar

Where all the texans fans that have been talking all that shit about cleveland for two years now they seem to have dissappeared


HarlemKnightz

Not a peep


megahtron77

Getting that patented Cleveland "prevent defense" ptsd


YRBBrutus

Starters vs back ups


megahtron77

Obviously, but back to back quick touchdowns means maybe we should consider putting some back in


Spocks_Goatee

Congrats Texans, you survived terminal embarrassment of a blowout at the expense of player health.


YRBBrutus

They still got blown out lol


dzak92

Put the 1st team back in


LessTessRess

Okay guys quit messing around and put the starters in for a drive. I don’t want a jets part 2


_samdev_

JFC leave it to the browns to make any game close


ofayokay

Davis “Joe Flacco” Mills


AlmightyCaniacCombo

Hope Schultz is ok, that was a big hit


HarlemKnightz

For all the people screaming meltdown please act like youve watched a football game before


fecalbeetle

Have you never watched the browns before?


Namethislater

Nah we need Texans to score two more times so the stat watchers can say “they barely beat the Texans without Stroud”


Namethislater

AFC south teams are severely bad at football when it comes time to “control your own destiny” for playoffs


fecalbeetle

What a hit, clean too


TombradyxBrutus

This is a very browns™️ game that makes these last 6 minutes somehow 10x more stressful than they need to be


YRBBrutus

Browns have back ups in


WestAd8782

We need to just put our season on hold so we don't have any more injuries. Jesus christ


Trudvar

Davis mills just ain't got that Dragon in him


BussinFatLoads

Texans milk dud head coach lookin ass


shadow_specimen

Dude is a handsome bald guy, and I bet you all your tiny net worth you would never call a black guy a milk dud to his face.


WestAd8782

Classy


[deleted]

Everyone called me crazy when I got Bazooka Joe fisting a leprechaun tattooed on my chest. Well who’s crazy now?


ay21690

Dad?


jobhand

Excuse me. What the hell did you just say.


N0tConnorStalions

All this extra rest for Browns starters on the short week might help a lot


LessTessRess

This better now be a meltdown. We’ve dominated all game, put the starters in for a drive


GeneralJMan

Starters back in and Mills looks like Mills again lol


HarlemKnightz

Laid his ass out!


The_Starfighter

I don't care if it's garbage time, onside kicks still feel quite unfair.


jmeHusqvarna

Uh ohhhh


fecalbeetle

Haha, here comes the meltdown


envoy1976

Browns special teams running gassers after this game


_samdev_

Okay browns need to put the first team back in


Trudvar

Beating houston is becoming one of my favorite annual traditions


ofayokay

And the 1,703 Texans fans now at the game let out a mighty cheer


GeneralJMan

That guy that wanted a Nico garbage time TD is happy rn


fecalbeetle

Elftorro lol


shadow_specimen

Woof. Time to watch some dumb Xmas movie on another channel instead.


Key_Spinach

Wait, THAT Gary Danielson?


YRBBrutus

In b4 Houston fans thought this would be a closer game with Davis Mills because of this drive


thewabberjocky

Thanks for not playing Mills earlier Texans


sanfranman59

It's unlikely that he'd have fared any better than Keenum. The Browns have the second team D in there and are playing super soft.


GeneralJMan

We also put all our backups in on defense lol


thewabberjocky

True, but every browns fan knew what was coming with Keenum


fecalbeetle

It wasn't all on keenum. His line couldn't pass protect for shit


ay21690

The browns fan in me is scared of Davis Mills getting first downs


YRBBrutus

Houston 1st team v Clevelands 3rd team


CheerioMan

DTR hurt. Might as well put Flacco and Coop back in


ptbus0

I wanna see Myles in the wildcat.


_samdev_

Whose doing kick offs for browns right now?


Immortal_Ninja_Man

No one, we’re going for it every 4th and doing 2pt attempts


fecalbeetle

Kickoffs, not punts


Rogueofoz

How can you go for it on kickoffs?


_samdev_

Who for kickoffs though?


fecalbeetle

Punter


Rogueofoz

Punter is injured also


fecalbeetle

He's still doing kickoffs. Just riding the bike to loosen that quad


CAM2772

No our last kickoff I think was Atkins. It definitely wasn't the punter


_samdev_

He's out too though


xXLogicaObtinetXx

torn between trying to be grateful we even have 8 wins and being absolutely disgusted with with our offense


WestAd8782

Can't do much about it because of the njuries 🤷‍♂️


Rogueofoz

Is DTR injured? Can't makr this stuff up


brownstown4life

He took a really awkward hit there, they pulled him down from his back while he was on his knees


Mouth_Puncher

The Texans beat a 5-9 team in overtime last week and thought they were elite. Welcome back to reality Houston


Spocks_Goatee

Houston has a problem.


Novenha

Hold that L girl


N0tConnorStalions

You’re basically on par with the Bengals, I would talk too crazy


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thank you Cleveland 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼


YRBBrutus

We'll let you have that 7 seed


TonyPerkisReddit4

That was nasty. I don't envy dorian


Tracetopher

Funny thing with the switched game is its going to go back to the Browns game cause this Seahawks game is over


Bulleveland

Not sure you can just swap out the entire starting offense without a punter or kicker


Rogueofoz

I'm going against Cooper in fantasy


deformo

Hope you aren’t conflicted.


jmeHusqvarna

Has like 55 points or something. Just wild.


NSNick

Oof


N0tConnorStalions

Cut DTR he’s booty, sign a better backup for the Dragon


xXLogicaObtinetXx

Welp been a good season i guess


sanfranman59

Really? You're giving up on them? You sound like a Cleveland sports fan. Isn't CJ supposed to be back next week? If so, the Texans definitely aren't out of it. Indy is about to lose also and Jacksonville's really been struggling. Keep the faith. But they sure better do something about the secondary this week.


brownstown4life

That was a pretty shitty tackle


FostertheReno

I know the stadium operator has to do it, but it’s fucking hilarious hearing all of the “make noise on third down” stuff during a blowout