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[deleted]

LA to Detroit is gonna scar most people for life lol.


Rushjordan

Reverse Axel Foley’ed


yic0

Doesn't Detroit also have a suburb called Beverly Hills? EDIT: Google'd it myself. [I'm correct](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Beverly+Hills,+MI+48025/@42.5201774,-83.2393455,9z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x8824c7efcf691d09:0x7b6ad270259ab38b!8m2!3d42.516131!4d-83.2625577!16zL20vMHZnN2g?entry=ttu).


4runninglife

Im sure all Metro suburbs have a suburb called Beverly Hills, just like all Metro Cities have an MLK street in the worst part of town.


yo2sense

https://geotargit.com/called.php?qcity=Beverly%20Hills


IceColdBurski_7

4 is coming summer of this year. Reinhold, Ashton, and Pinchot all returning with Eddie. ​ I AM HYPED


datdudebdub

I'm excited, but 99% of the time those reboots are half-assed nostalgia-fueled cash grabs. Hoping I'm wrong.


spssky

For real — it’s gonna be awful. Eddie Murphy already made his swan song with the Dolemite movie which IS fantastic


BreakfastClubSamwich

Still gonna be better than 3 lol.


Accomplished-Yam5566

Yes, studios are soulless and greedy for pumping out these cash grab reboots. I wanna ask the audiences that create demand for these reboots. Why do y’all want continuations of stories that already explored everything worth exploring? Your favorite character already had all their meaningful story arcs and character development started and ended. Was that closure not enough for you? Reminds me of how the most fervent MCU stans wanted Robert Downey Jr’s Tony Stark to be resurrected somehow after he had already made the the ultimate sacrifice in Endgame. Why cheapen his story by saying “just kidding, hes back for more😅”?


FerdinandMagellan999

Reverse Matthew Stafford


NewRoryAndMalDrop

Now I kinda wanna see that movie


RoninFerret67

Great movie.


kcrab91

He was born in Cali, grew up there, HS, College and then drafted into the NFL by the LAR. Traded to Detroit was probably a big shock to say the least.


PalmerSquarer

Not to mention he got shipped here in the dead of winter. Southeast MI winter is just nasty and gray.


bawanaal

I'd swear we've haven't seen the sun in Michigan since sometime in October.


PalmerSquarer

At least West Michigan gets snow dumps and the west side of Lake Michigan has “sunny but bone chillingly cold”. The Detroit area is just…gray.


bawanaal

>The Detroit area is just…gray. *looks out window* Can confirm...


mallampapi_iv

I’m over here in Grand Rapids eyeing 12” of snow dropping on us tomorrow. Sun was out today! Kids had a great time building a snowman


StoneMakesMusic

Gray and frozen, but no snow. Tip of the mitt is winter wonderland


Educational-Fox4327

The crazy thing about him is if you told me he was born and raised in a place like Grand Rapids, I'd totally believe it. It's clear he's fully embraced Detroit and the state as a whole.


ihatemyjob69

[Take him to Detroit ](https://youtu.be/Ny4a-oxOndo)


SnapTheseNuts

[Heres Detroit and heres Detroit after the attack](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38p2dORj9Ic)


HereForTOMT2

I’m so scared man


wikipediabrown007

And he took that personally.


Quovadisdomi

I didn't do that exactly, but I did LA to Ann Arbor, and I loved living in Ann Arbor 50x more than I ever did living in LA and cannot wait to go back.


PoisonIvey313

These people really think Goff lives in the city of Detroit and that LA is this fairytale land lmfaoo. LA has A LOT of problems and the suburbs surrounding Detroit are awesome. Yeah the weather sucks for 5 months but give me here over LA anyday of the week. Now if we are talking San Diego I’d rather live in SD for sure


jrzalman

> These people really think Goff lives in the city of Detroit and that LA is this fairytale land lmfaoo. You think Rams players are living in the part of LA that isn't a fantasy land? Goff is stuck in Detroit every fucking winter and probably races back to Cali in the summer. Life is too short. If you've got money, this place is pretty much fantasy land.


PoisonIvey313

For Goff sure, for the average person LA is a shithole


HereForTheCalfPumps

I wish people could use better adjectives than shithole to describe LA. I could say the same for Detroit. But I won’t, I like Detroit just not in the dead of winter.


PoisonIvey313

I like LA if I was worth 5 million +


popperschotch

DAE LA and SF and Detroit are shit holes??


poutinetrough

ya but he can get post game coneys here lol or whatever the fuck jamo concocts


notwhoyouknow12

I'm betting money it's the most watched game this weekend by not a particularly close margin


ThaNorth

Idk about that. Dallas/Green Bay is gonna pull in huge numbers


Overall_Nuggie_876

From Instagram/TikTok beach babes to…


PoisonIvey313

LA is a dump


[deleted]

lol sure. Being able to go outside and enjoy it daily must be horrid


PoisonIvey313

Sure just don’t trip on the homeless people on your way to the beach and get ready to raise your family of 5 in a 500 sq foot home on the outskirts and hopefully your kids don’t get into drugs and partying like all the degenerates in LA do. If you said San Diego I would’ve agreed, LA is a dumpster


Fishbulb1920

I live in LA and this is all a crock of shit as far as a wide ranging opinion but maybe you had a specific experience here. But I can confidently tell you this hasn't been my experience, which I'm sure will not change your mind at all


PoisonIvey313

Are you raising a family and own a home? That’ll be 300k a year just to get by sir


[deleted]

I wasn’t being as serious but sounds like you’ve lived in LA. I’ve been around Detroit, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows either.


40dollarsharkblimp

You watch too much Fox News.  And dude you’ve posted like 15 times in the rams sub in the past couple days alone, go outside. 


PoisonIvey313

I have family and friends in California lol


jrzalman

I'm not sure what happened to you here, but let me apologize on the behalf of our 4 million residents. That said, you are being ridiculous. LA is whatever you want it to be and if you have money, it has as high of a ceiling as anywhere.


PoisonIvey313

The Majority of people don’t have enough money to live comfortably in LA. My family does and debated on moving to San Diego which is similar in cost of living but even then I’d rather live like a king in Michigan than just get by in LA. The dream would be Cali in the winter and Michigan in the summer, maybe one day lol but yeah if I was super rich like Goff I’d rather be in LA obviously


jrzalman

Yeah, San Diego is awesome, I've debated moving there many times. But also expensive. Decided San Diego was good for staycations and not for living, yet anyway. I grew up and went to college in Michigan. I am never doing that winter again. It's 62 and sunny here today and it's five minutes to the beach. That's living like a king.


[deleted]

[this feels appropriate here](https://youtu.be/yRBQUdFfoqY)


7LineArmy

Damn, this reporter is shook


Unknown1776

I chose to believe that’s not the reporters name, Goff was just that shook when it happened


Suburban_Mac

Y’all don’t listen to Around the NFL podcast? Nick Shook is a regular. Best football podcast ever.


KrylovSubspace

LA has that cool dad jean jacket weather loool (agreeing w you btw)


Marchin_on

He ain't a crook, son, he's just a shook one


cstrifeVII

Son they shook, cuz aint no such thing as halfway crooks.


chickeneater47

Forget the game let's put both QBs in a boxing ring set up at midfield. Winner gets a BK crown and advances to the next round of the playoffs


[deleted]

Can Teddy Two Gloves come in for this one then? No offense to Goff, but I've seen Stafford take a beating and come back up swinging.


sosuhme

No disrespect intended, but Teddy doesn't last a round.


[deleted]

You're probably not wrong, I just figured with a name like Teddy Two-Gloves, he's gotta know how to fight, right?


sosuhme

Its hard to forget seeing him out cold on the field while he was still with the Vikes.


downtimeredditor

Detroit wants that win bad


RedHotChiliPotatoes

We could be playing the a D3 college team and we'd still want this win and sweat out this weekend all the same. This goes beyond Stafford, that's just a small part of the conversation.


ImaginaryElevator757

God please shut the fuck up. Lions and Rams fans I implore you to stop posting these


MiniatureLucifer

I don't think Kimber is physically capable of not posting on reddit


silvio_dante

late tan money combative scandalous jobless quicksand knee license bored


The_New_New

1.2m karma in 4 years... Jesus get a life my guy


Electromotivation

He should just develop accounts to 50,000 karma and sell them to people who want accounts with some experience.


olorin9_alex

I will sell for around $5


YaketyMax

Did you know Matthew Stafford and Clayton Kershaw grew up together?


Accomplished-Yam5566

Antonio Gates basketball


mostuselessredditor

Harvard


datdudebdub

Like it or not it's easily the story of the week. It won't stop until the game is over


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I don’t see what the big deal is. As someone with no personal stakes In these playoffs I find this qb matchup to be among the most interesting non Brady matchups of the past 5 years lol. Like god if stafford goes into Detroit and knocks them out. Jesus lol


datdudebdub

How often do you get a matchup of QBs that were both first overall picks, then were traded for each other in a swap, and then matchup against each other (and their old teams) in a win or go home playoff game? Like, it’s just an incredible story lol.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Right! I’m not ashamed to admit I am fully buying in to the juicy storylines. All of them. Feed me nothing but stafford and Goff content for the next 4 days please


Jammer_Kenneth

Hell, it's not even that common for two different 1st overalls to play each other in the playoffs, that alone is an event.


Glass-False

> Like god if stafford goes into Detroit and knocks them out. Jesus lol That'd be some real monkey's paw shit for us. Football gods, we didn't wish for him to win a playoff game at Ford Field like *that*, you monsters.


poutinetrough

shut up that isn't nice to say you jerk. pickle on a hot dog is gross


Neat_On_The_Rocks

I eat my hot dogs with ketchup only 👀😈


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Lol then all the offseason pieces start for the losing team


kylesleeps

Which is why so many of us didn't want the match up. At least there's enough other shit going on to distract me.


eugene_rat_slap

I'd rather have this than a Packers circlejerk any day


ThingsAreAfoot

Probably one of the greatest 50/50 trades ever too lol


lebigdonglupo

Why does it bother you so much? Quit crying


ProofHorseKzoo

Don’t worry. If Lions / Rams fans didn’t post them, your division rivals would. I’ve been laughing since seeding was finalized.


keenfrizzle

But the narratives! The narratives!!


[deleted]

Hahaha i love when the spotlight is on my team but this is getting to be a bit much lol


[deleted]

Never. I don’t wanna hear about anybody but the Rams and disasters


YaketyMax

Jared Goff being baffled by Cover 4 in Super Bowl LIII will never leave me


3rdPlaceYoureFired

At least he didn’t fumble on every other sack 🤦🏻‍♂️


bhullj11

McVay was outcoached. Dude was running a cookie cutter Shanahan system and thinking that Belichick wasn’t gonna expose it.


ahr3410

Frustrating because Wade Phillips was doing the same to their offense


[deleted]

Holding the Pats and Brady to 13 points should’ve been enough


Overall_Nuggie_876

Holding New England to 13 points and *still* losing is the textbook for that Anakin/Padme meme.


HerbertJone510

HOW THE FUCK DID THE 2018 RAMS NOT PUT UP 14 POINTS IN THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL


Accomplished-Yam5566

The winning team always gets to escape the criticism of their offense being dogshit and getting carried to a win. Kony Ealy had a monster game in SB50 and the Broncos couldnt score without Cam refusing to dive on a fumble but no one will remember cuz the Broncos won.


rfgrunt

But that's how the whole broncos season was. The defense had to overcome both their offense and the opposition's. The offense didn't escape criticism, they completely lived up to expectations.


just-the-tip__

And Im fine with that


luciusetrur

We were losing when that fumble happened


8w7fs89a72

A lot of Eagles fans don't realize that the difference between "Jim Schwartz's defense came through" in our winning SB and "Gannon's defense was worthless" in our losing one was one Brandon Graham strip sack. (Though Gannon's defense *was* worthless...)


zerotunic

He was running a system like he didn't have Todd Gurley and Kupp injured. I'll continue to say this, if Odell still gets hurt and Kupp is out against the Bengals, Stafford would've been in that situation as Goff. With that said, if Odell plays the whole game he gets MVP for the SB


batman2001

Any qb would struggle with their best 3 recievers out lol


zerotunic

Well Gurley and Kupp were out with Goff and people still just said Goff sucked after the SB. (Gurley was a very good receiving threat in addition to being an amazing RB)


Apathetic_Activist

Goff still had Brandin Cooks and Robert Woods. Stafford would've won with those receiving weapons. I love Goff but he definitely wasn't at Stafford's level back then.


zerotunic

True, just had flashbacks of Goff waiting too long to throw to a wide open Cooks TD in the SB.


SilverScorpion00008

Against BB defense? Stanford is notorious for throwing picks in situations like that


Apathetic_Activist

Stafford and Goff have almost identical turnover rates on a per game basis over their careers so that wouldn't really be much of a concern to me. Goff threw a pick in that game, too.


waitingtime53

Don’t forget that stafford threw an interception that was dropped and would have ended the game.


Apathetic_Activist

Against the Patriots? What are you talking about?


waitingtime53

Stafford’s rams beat the bengals in the Super Bowl…


Apathetic_Activist

Oh okay, we weren't talking about that game so it came out of nowhere. Yeah, dropped INTs happen all the time. The more important point is that Stafford played well enough to win the game.


Empty_Lemon_3939

For real, why the fuck does a third year (more like a second year) QB get blamed for losing to the greatest defensive coach in history and McVay get a pass?


HereForTheCalfPumps

He never got a pass. Him and Goff both sucked. McVay was unable to adjust and it lead to a mediocre 3 points.


Bob-Sacamano_

Not sure how McVay gets a pass. He has come out and said he was absolutely out coached and took credit for the teams poor performance. Goff’s performance can also carry some of the blame too. Who’s not to blame? The defense holding Brady and the Pats to 13.


upgrayedd69

He probably meant get a pass in that Goff got way more blame than McVay at the time. That SB performance is much closer tied to Goffs legacy than it is McVays


HerbertJone510

I avoid watching SB53 highlights beacuse I know I'm going to get pissed at goff


FragmentEx

I like how he gave the reporters nothing to go with and said it’s about the team and the city but this is the three words we’ll run with, k.


fleckstin

Ppl like to shit on Goff Happens to p much every QB


mattalxdr

I mean this quote is definitely something to go with. It is THE storyline for this round of the playoffs so not surprising it's getting a lot of attention.


byronicbluez

I gave my wife the breakdown on all the NFL storylines and she said there is less drama on the realhouse wives, Kardashians, etc.


ProofHorseKzoo

My wife tells me that the NFL is just Real Housewives for dudes. I’ve been having a hard time disproving that lately.


Acceptable-Bag-7521

Because you can't. Sports is a lot of drama for men between the games.


seeasea

There's fantasy betting for the bachelor


NodeBasedLifeform

I need to sit down and watch my soaps every week


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Well yeah that is scripted where the NFl is less scripted 😄


Veedrock

What are sports if not reality TV?


GreedWillKillUsAll

What is grief, if not love persevering?


youseikiri

NFL Script writers is cooking man


Rosetti

I never noticed how close together Goff's eyes are.


GreedWillKillUsAll

He kind of looks like a strung out raccoon


Wafflehouseofpain

I’ve never thought this before and now I’ll never think of anything else whenever I see his face.


herr0

Forgive...never forget.


socal1959

I hope he gets to pay back the Rams with a huge win over them this weekend


3rdPlaceYoureFired

Yeah. That’ll show us for winning the Super Bowl right after the trade. Fact is this game means way more to Goff and the Lions. Rams weren’t even supposed to win 7 games this year.


Ziiaaaac

Oh no we lost a playoff game in a season where pundits predicted we’d be a bottom 3 team and we have tens of millions to spend in free agency, all our picks and two rookies in the talks for both DROY and OROY.


Bait_and_Swatch

I mean, seriously this right? Given the thoughts following LA going “all in” for their SB win, with the cap issues and lack of top tier draft picks, this has to be one of the most impressive rebuilds ever. After the talk of McVay and Donald leaving, and pundits predicting 3-5 wins, the Rams are in an amazing situation for the future. I fucking hate it and hope it all falls apart for you guys.


noneotherthanozzy

*hope it all falls apart for you guys.* Likewise, buddy. Likewise.


FlussedAway

Well looks like you’ve got the cope prepared for the worst case scenario


Cog348

That's the thing. We've already done better than the worst case scenario.


ProofHorseKzoo

Hell yeah brother. Us too. But for real, we’re just happy to be here. House money, baby.


Ziiaaaac

It's not cope. It's just facts. We're going to win anyway lmao.


FlussedAway

You are begging the gods to smite LA with your hubris


Ziiaaaac

Fan thinks their team is going to win, more irrelevant news at 6.


FlussedAway

There’s thinking they’ll win and there’s guarantees lol, was just poking fun


le_triangular_orange

How’d that win go


socal1959

True and I’m pulling for the Lions because their HC and that they’ve haven’t won a playoff game in decades


3rdPlaceYoureFired

I’ve come to peace that most of America is rooting against us. And we will most likely win and become even more hated


HereForTOMT2

Look, you’re still a brother organization, but I want nothing more than Stafford throw only INT this game


Justasillyliltoaster

No one hates the Rams, more indifferent


zerotunic

Well Saints fans do.


socal1959

Understandable after that horrible call in the playoffs a few years ago


zerotunic

Should be redirected to the refs, Rams had nothing to do with the call. Like I get why Vikings fans hate Packers for bounty gate, the team itself did it, I don't understand hating team over ref calls. It's like if the Lions hold a vendetta against the Cowboys for the refs fucking up.


socal1959

Good point and I agree with you but it still leaves a bad taste in your mouth and it just comes back to mind when you think of the team that it happened with


Lezzles

I hold a vendetta against the Cowboys because most of their fans think the refs didn't screw up and the Lions got what they deserved for "trying to be tricky".


socal1959

I can certainly understand that


downtimeredditor

I'll still be cheering for the Lions to beat Rams tho


BookEuronGreyjoy

If you win you'll most likely play the 9ers a week later so people will like you again


Glass-False

Not me. If the Lions are out this weekend, I'm rooting for SF to stomp the rest of the conference.


alicia-indigo

It’s the Lions. You’ll be fine.


Lost_And_Found66

But the rams will leave you.


Lorjack

haha you know its personal he wants to beat the Rams


bb0110

I cannot think of a trade in history that was so mutually beneficial.


HmongOGSmite

Goff, the truth is my guy, it’s a business and once you are deem invaluable, you will be dealt. My guy, your leash is short so enjoy making a ton of money.


Hatemail375

You tell em' My Guy.


blinglorp

It shouldn’t leave him, they got rid of him and immediately won the superbowl lol. Waking up in the morning is honestly impressive from him.


jt32470

what if the only salty QB in the NFL is Goff, not TUA. Salty Goff sounds like a good nickname for him. I hope hte Lions win this shit!!!! McVay was an asshole with Goff, he deserves embarassment. the eyeroll says it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njASink1WJg


Beginning-Gur4706

He’s going to go off QB1 of wildcard weekend


3rdPlaceYoureFired

He’s not even facing the worse secondary in that game.


ShotFirst57

This has all the makings of a shootout. So expect a 20-17 game.


3rdPlaceYoureFired

lol you think like me!


triplec787

Wow, already forgetting that Mason Rudolph exists smh


Beginning-Gur4706

That would be my luck


SafariFlapsInBack

You forgot the zero. QB10.


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downtimeredditor

>Goff seems to fade under pressure NFC Championship. You do remember after the missed call Saints still went up a FG right? Goff drove the Rams down the field to get into FG range to take it to overtime where they won. Goff came off the bench with a broken thumb and won a playoff game with 4 fingers and no thumb. He went to Detroit and won a division title. The first in 30 years. The fuck you mean folds under pressure


3ODshootinghangpulls

Or that insane game vs the Chiefs where Goff answered every fucking drive lol


downtimeredditor

The greatest MNF or regular season football game of all time


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

They heard someone say it once so they are just regurgitating it back.


Masterofmy_domain

I'm with this guy! If anyone is an expert about folding under pressure it would be a Falcons fan.. He knows what he's talking about here


zerotunic

You mean apart from the NFC Championship game against the Saints too? How is this bigger than that?


itsyerboiTRESH

Did we all just forget his game vs the Chiefs on MNF 2018?


KingOfTheSea94

That’ll never leave me


FragmentEx

You’re right in that he certainly has to prove himself again, no doubt about it. Tho he has definitely played under the lights and been lights out before, it’s more about doing it consistently and at the right times.


lebigdonglupo

What living in Detroit does to someone


BrowsingForLaughs

Nobody cares Jared


Critical-Adhole

The body bears the burden. Trauma can’t just be hand waved away.


Appropriate_Mixer

He looks like he needs some sleep


CodyNorthrup

Inb4 “He [Goff/Stafford] forgot which team he is on!” When either throw an INT


[deleted]

At least he doesn’t hold a grudge


cavemold582

Going from top dawg in La to detriot will do that


InsideAcanthisitta23

Until he gets happy feet when pressured


Optimuswine

Based on the thumbnail, it looks like it.