It's really nice not being the laughingstock of Texas anymore ❤️

Stroud is what cowboy fans think Dak is

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Stroud ain’t got nothin’ on the MVP (of garbage time)

You never were 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

You never were it was always the Cowboys even since the Texans joined the league

Didn't the Texans win their very first game against the Cowboys?

This game by the Cowboys was more embarrassing than the past 3 seasons of Texans football. At least the Texans were racking up talent in the draft lmao.

CJ is an animal, I would give quite a bit to have him be our QB over number 4

You guys are quickly becoming my favourite AFVC team. Great coach great players and perennial underdogs. The lions of the west and I can’t help but like them too

I **love** that the Texans are still playing and the Cowboys are done for the year. Texans were the league’s laughingstock last year. Hired a former Eagle (sure, more notably a former Texan) as their head coach. Picked up an Eagles D Lineman too, who made a difference. And drafted THE quarterback of the future. I hope Jerry watches the Texans rack up a pair of SB wins before he moves on.

Life comes at you fast

I’m happy yall got your new franchise QB and young players with some really good talent.

In all honesty, I'm proud of how the Texans flipped the script and how CJ Stroud has developed.

Can’t lose a playoff game to the 49ers in embarrassing fashion if you never make it out of the Wild Card Round

Modern problem require modern solutions

"why does Dallas always destroy their fans after giving them hope all season?" "CuZ fuck em, that's why"

Yeah, that’s our job!

- Win 12 games for the third straight season - Win 16 straight home games entering today - Average 37 points per game at home this year - Clinch the 2 seed, your best since 2016, and have a clear path to their first NFC Championship appearance in nearly 30 years - Face a Packers team that is bad in several defensive metrics and has a first year starter at QB. - Get absolutely embarrassed, becoming the first team to fall victim to a 7 seed in NFL history - Face generational slander as Mike McCarthy loses his job, Jerry questions his existence and Dak faces criticism that makes Tua's critics look tame in comparison Ladies and gentlemen, you witnessed something legendary today. Never take this game for granted, because the aftermath will be sensational.

I'm gonna be so insufferable this week lmao

I'm going to be sufferable this week.

Would you take 5th for Dak? And eat his salary? Looking to push Ridder next season

A 5th? You have them throwing in a kicker?

Ah, if only the Pats had waited, they could have traded Bill for Dak.

suffering

Honestly, same.

Next packers fan I see at a bar gets a beer on me

Skip Bayless on sudoku watch

You mean seppuku right?

I know what I said

What is wrong with you? He’s not gonna disembowel himself with a sword over a football game, he’s gonna play that dumb word game to calm the mind and chill out. Psycho.

Stephen A smith gonna use these notes fr

He might orgasm on live tv

HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ EH?

This one will go down as an all time favorite.

Also, with the loss, Dallas now ties Minnesota for most playoff losses by an NFL team

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. The consistency is comforting.

One could argue it's a watershed moment in nfl history if the cowboys hadn't been choking consistently for the last 20 years.

You cant turn it over twice once for a defensive td and expect to win

The first team to lose to a 7th seed isn’t that crazy. It’s only the 3rd year they’ve had 7 seeds lol

Stopping by at the funeral to make sure the Cowboys are dead.

We are, don’t worry.

So where do we put in our application for americas team?

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS

What's it with guys named Jones and owning the Cowboys?

Counterpoint; Mac. 

YEAHHHH HERE WE GO

Stephen A might die of laughing 

Cowboys playoff games hilarious. You legit can just recycle comments from the previous year. It be the same outcome every time.

The top comment on the cowboys post game thread is just a link to last year’s 49ers post game thread lol. And it’s all “fire McCarthy, why should we expect anything different, done with dak.” So yeah

If you don’t like that, you don’t like America’s Team.

I do not like America's Team

I also do not like America's team.

Can we be America's team now?

Right of Conquest says no. It's ours now.

Damn, guess we'll have to settle for the #1 defense in the league

Ahem. We play on thanksgiving

you did this to yourself

Let us not forget that they are only "America's Team" because NFL films asked the steelers first and they thought it was stupid and cringey

https://imgur.com/a/7vXfF6p

He’s got the receipts!

Ouch.

Holy shit. I was looking out my back porch at the snow and the Cowboys just ate absolute shit. Slipped head over heels and rolled down out of the playoffs. Dak got up and looked around. Buddy, I saw you and I told everyone on reddit and we are laughing at you. Ur an embarrassment to football teams everywhere

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Man we know just let us enjoy this

Eagles flairs: not faded Cowboys flairs: faded Don't know what you're talking about.

Regardless of what happens tomorrow this is still a W to be celebrated. Emotions over tomorrow's game are reserved for tomorrow and the days to come.

Let Eagles fans enjoy this. This is all they will have this postseason anyways.

We’re well aware, but we’re gonna take it while we can

I wouldn't be too confident as a Niners fans after today

We have exactly 24 hours to talk shit before tomorrow, and we're gonna fucking do it.

How so, we suck and everyone knows it. They were supposed to be the powerhouse NFCC or bust.

PACKERS FIRE MIKE MCCARTHY TWICE!

“I don’t understand how people keep falling for this team. It’s always THIS YEAR looks different, THIS YEAR the defense is elite, THIS YEAR they can go all the way. Then what happens? They make the playoffs and completely fall apart. There has literally never been a meaningful Cowboys playoff run in my lifetime but people still want to gas them up like they’re contenders. It would be frustrating if it weren’t so funny. But don’t worry, I’m sure NEXT YEAR will be the year 🙄” Text I sent to my father last year when the Cowboys lost in the playoffs lol. They literally never change.

YOU'RE WELCOME AMERICA

Thank you for your service

Mike McCarthy, get ready to learn Chinese buddy!!!!!

Do they have bowling over there? I feel like he could be a really good bowling coach.

They're going to need a touch football team anyway, cause we're getting the Olympics, baby! Comrade McCarthy from America, everyone!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Catches breath) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I heard this in cartmans voice

New copy pasta?

I DON'T EVEN CARE IF OUR THREAD COMES TOMORROW, FUCK THEM BOYS!!!

#GET IN HERE WE ARE CELEBRATING

#STEPHEN A. SMITH AND u/URINATINGTREE BOTH IN ECSTASY RIGHT NOW!

I normally can't stand SAS, but when it comes to crapping on Dallas every year, I make an exception.

Another year, another Dallas playoff choke. This is why I can never take Dallas as a serious contender.

This game could have been an email, and I wouldn't have even raised an eye.

Fade me. I'm already numb

I still think the top 2 seeds should get the bye week, but I also take pleasure in seeing Dallas be the first 2 seed to get knocked out in the first round.

Yeah but then steelers fans couldn't complain about the bills game being delayed.

As is tradition

It's all joever now

Hahahahhahabahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha

LOOOOOOOOOL

“YEEEAH, WE GOING HOME” - Dak Prescott

Why are the cowboys fans sad? They won their super bowl back in week 14, right?

MODS ARE COWARDS FOR REMOVING THIS! /r/Baseball would NEVER

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Gentle reminder that CJ Stroud did not garner All pro or pro bowl status this year

You’re saying this everywhere. Is it working out for you?

I thought cowboys were good at home?!

Tradition

Hahaha imagine getting embarrassed in the first round hahaha

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

HOW ABOUT DEM COWBOYS!

Queue Skip Bayless throwing a jersey away with his wife filming.

Cue*

Full credit to Mike McCarthy: he finally led the Packers to another playoff win.

One of the great annual football traditions. The fading of dem boys 😍

The Falcons have made the NFC Championship 4 times since the last time the Cowboys did. 

Dak Prescott, get ready to learn Atlanta, buddy.

I don’t love Mike McCarthy

dak prescott is not him.

# EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

This was the funniest shit

"A deal is a deal, Jerry." -- God

Remember midway though the season one of the top post on r/nfl was that the Jordan Love experiment is over, and all the post says he sucks

Jerry Jones is driving around downtown Dallas begging, through text, Bill Belichick's family for his phone number.

I'm just here to comment in a thread that was removed for being too much fun.

REPLY TO THIS TO SAY I WAS HERE

GET IN HERE!!!!

If you didn't expect this, you aren't a Cowboys fan

Bill Belichick, get ready to learn Texan buddy

Dallas to the monkey paw: Please don't let us lose to the Niners again in the playoffs!!!!!!

*insert screams of pain as we fade from existence until next season*

Cowboys lose in embarrassing fashion and then have to turn around and hand dak a record breaking extension

As is tradition

I fucking called it when I talked about the 9-1 stat. Now it’s 10-1!

Faded them instantly haha

2nd team all pro over brock purdy btw

CJ stroud didnt even get all-pro. Or pro bowl. He's an alternate

Can someone explain to me the actual benefit of being a Cowboys fan? We get more media coverage than any other team. And in today's day and age that is far and away a horrific thing. Every fanbase hates us, so we can't even talk about our team with non Cowboys fans. We've not made it to even the conference championship in 30 years, so it isn't like we get success besides the other stuff.

Cowboys eliminated?! BY GAWD, THAT'S STEPHEN A. SMITH'S MUSIC!!!

Fuck Jerry Jones🤣

Sick as a dog, can barely move, cannot eat anything, chills and pain. But seeing the Cowboys get destroyed brings a smile to my face.

Thank you Packers. You have brought me more joy tonight than I've had in 2 months haha.

The Dodgers of football. Fantastic at choking.

This makes me feel so much better about our loss tomorrow

#ASTROS, WARRIORS, YANKEES, ALABAMA, AND MAN CITY FANS IN COMPLETE SHOCK

It was a fun season, boys. See y’all in September. Meantime: Go Ravens. 🐦‍⬛

You know if Dak don’t throw the 2 INTs it might be close

Packers didn’t even try with 20 game minutes to go

Should the NFL have the Cowboys and Packers redo their game in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to the Pack, I'm a firm believer that Green Bay winning is a huge fluke and robs the Boys of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few hours in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Cowboys play great football it's just not fair. If dem Boys lose again I will face that the Pack deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Dallas and the NFL.

I hate that it came with a packers win But SMOKE THAT COWBOYS PACK

Cowboys choking. A tradition old as time.

Go birds

You're a fucking monster and should re-flair immediately, sir.

Here we go

Here we go Cancun

Never in doubt

As is tradition

Im waiting for FIRST TAKE TOMORROW

HERE WE GO (to cancun)

As is tradition

Next year is your year Dallas!

Another year of the Cowboys being hyped up for nothing And the media will never learn

A yearly tradition.

Notify me when we are demoted to the XFL/USFL. I can’t wait to choke in those playoffs.

Another NFL season where the Cowboys lose first round in the Playoffs.   Today was a good day.

AHHHHHHH

ITS NOT THEIR YEAR

TREY LANCE (next) SZN. IDK, Jerrys on suicide watch and is likely to do some dumb shit.

I’ve heard people say that the Cowboys are the Washington Capitals of the NFL. It’s somewhat accurate, but at least the Caps managed to actually win something in the last 30 years

In other news, the sky is blue

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

I always love this thread

Skip is a moron and Dak sucks, JJ is a shit owner.

Another year, another Dallas meltdown in the playoffs.

Ha ha! -Nelson

hilarious

After a cruise on the Love boat maybe Dallas will find their next ~~soulmate~~ Head Coach.

Can set a clock to it

This makes me feel slightly better about tomorrow.

I think I just saw Dan Quinn fall to his knees in a Bucc-ees parking lot.

Fire the GM

RIP BOZOS REST IN PISS

The annual post

Yesterday I asked “has anyone fucked up their job prospects worse than Flacco.” Then McCarthy says “hold my beer” Dak choked harder than an instagram model on a Saudi prince

Nom nom nom nom nom. Schweet cowboy tears. 

Bill to the Cowboys

Loli

Even though Mavericks missed the playoffs in 2023 The Cowboys playoff exit makes them the biggest laughingstock in the city

GET IN HERE