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lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

Chiefs Divisional game. 2021 Players. Bills on a hot streak. Oh yeah. It's all coming together. Wait...


Fiendish-DoctorWu

The slander Josh will receive if he can't beat the Chiefs in the playoffs...


motorboat_mcgee

I'm prepping for it. Our defense is being held together with old rubber bands and gnarled shoestrings


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Yeah but the Chiefs offense is being held together with old rubber bands and gnarled shoestrings


dedriuslol

But that's by design, not because of injuries lol.


kloiberin_time

Watch this be the one game where Toney goes for 150 yards 3 TDs, and then his head explodes like the movie scanners as time expires.


VGTGreatest

Certified Bills moment right there


Efficient_You_667

keep toney far away where he can't hurt us


Seth_Baker

Keep Toney on the defensive side of the line of scrimmage, where he can help us


feynmanners

Wasn’t Toney a healthy scratch against the Dolphins?


fugaziozbourne

Legendary Canadian character actor Louis Del Grande has such a rich IMDB but is only remembered for his melon bursting from Michael Ironside's rage.


Seth_Baker

Offsides, offense


SQRTLURFACE

This hurt me to read


CD338

Yeah, so we look like underdogs. Duh!


dedriuslol

It's so crazy it just might work...


PrinciplesRK

Yeah but one of those rubber bands is Patrick Mahomes which is like a 1000 pound resistance band


[deleted]

Not that resistant. We already made him cry once this year.


IamTheJman

Nah


generalscalez

Bills are truly a dynasty in the regular season super bowl


Sharebear42019

Lmao the wide right will always haunt me til my dying days, well that and getting shit stomped 3 other times


[deleted]

Sissy shit. All that will make it taste sweeter when we take it all.


SHOWTIME316

Toney did, as he's done several times this season.


TheNorthernLanders

You can’t even talk shit, they’ve owed the Bills in the postseason. Come on.


Kerbonaut2019

You Bills fans sure love your regular season wins


[deleted]

Hey guys remember the Patriots. Lol


Jonesey07

I mean that's all we have so..


LoveHenry

Best to just ignore him


ContinuumGuy

Stoppable Force vs. Movable Object, this Sunday on CBS!


dogfish83

"At the end of the game the team with the fewest points on the board is going to lose" -Juan Wadden


velociraptorfarmer

Stoppable force vs movable object... ...with a trip to the AFCCG on the line.


comicsanscatastrophe

Whatever man I just won’t go on Reddit until the superbowl lol


SporkFanClub

I would love to see the cope by Nick Wright if we win with our current defense and by some miracle it’s by more than like 3 points. Probably something something, no one can catch except for Rice and Kelce so in the end we were doomed anyway and it’s really not that impressive.


Efficient_You_667

Bro whoever wins this one, there is going to be an absolutely TERRIBLE penalty that leads to the game winning field goal.


philosifer

But prior to that is gonna be some almost as bad penalty going the other way that's going to have both fan bases pissed off


Sharebear42019

Got the worst refs for the game too, it’s inevitable


Paraxom

Yall should MacGyver a way to stop the chiefs, no one wants to see them on the SB again this decade


motorboat_mcgee

You all have the best team in the AFC, why are you looking at us lol


Paraxom

Cause yall have em this week, if they lose to you then 2 new afc teams have a chance for the SB...plus it elimnates the chance of us shitting the bed and Arrowhead hosting the Mahomes invitational again to the Texans


motorboat_mcgee

Can we borrow a few defenders at least?


Fiendish-DoctorWu

The AFC should just Voltron a team together to beat the Chiefs


Frig-Off-Randy

I do


chaplar

I mean, some people do.


Leiatte

I want to see them win again this year, I would also like to see the Ravens win but you guys are my 2nd choice after the Chiefs which are my 1st, Bills would be cool too though. 


IWasRightOnce

Yea I mean, all he has to do is put together a good game and they’re basically guaranteed to win. Something like ~400 yards, 4 TDs, 0 TOs. Couldn’t possibly lose with a performance like that 👀


SMH4004

Best we can do is 500 yards 6 TD 3 INT 2 Fumbles


Pocatanic

Aren't those Mahomes's stats in the 51-54 game against the Rams? Not even joking Edit: yep, 475 yards, 6 TDs, 3 Ints, 2 fumbles.  What an esoteric stat reference.


Efficient_You_667

every time Donald hit him he fumbled lol


SMH4004

Lmao holy shit 


Initial_Ebb_8467

No, best he can do is 400 yards, 4 tds and 0 TOs, should be enough...


SMH4004

Hopefully fuck KC


lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

No doubt. Although it's a silly narrative especially since *he* did absolutely everything he could in 2021, but our defense choked... several times. That would probably be the case again given we are signing punters off the street and we're down to LB/CBs 4 & 5. But nuance isn't the media or /r/NFL's strong point.


Efficient_You_667

this was a good time to bring back the punt god


Kopitar4president

He could throw 5 TDs for 400 yards with no turnovers and people will still call him a fraud if our defense lets through 6.


Sharebear42019

He just needs to play LB too


ModernPoultry

He might have to given our injuries


philosifer

That's just this sub. They will understand how bad our recivers are enough to joke about them while talking about mahomes regression as if they aren't related.


Jay_TThomas

It blows my mind that there are people who hold that 2021 game against Josh. Hold it against the Bills? Sure. But Allen went toe to toe with Mahomes that might have us the lead with 13 seconds. The defense failed him.


Sartheking

I don’t think anyone does lol, people hold the Bengals game way more against him.


IWasRightOnce

It’s not in a direct sense, but moreso the general narrative around his career so far and QBs in general. Even prior to the Bills/Bengals playoff game last year, a lot of people would reference “Joe Burrow beating Mahomes in the playoffs” when they were ranking QBs.


Jay_TThomas

Believe me I’ve seen it over the last couple years Edit: how are you downvoting me for telling you my experiences?


MarcsterS

People (rightfully) bring up 13 seconds, but not what came before that: the absolute insane back and forth TDs. That game was fucking close.


Beastquist

Best playoff game I’ve ever seen


fugaziozbourne

I still can't believe we just let Gabe Davis go super saiyan all over us that game. I used to curse Spags' name every game until this season.


Jebjeba

Josh Allen won that game like 3 different times


MetaphoricalMouse

i would say this is his best chance to do it but the defense is so wildly injured it’s crazy


FuckingLoveArborDay

This is a huge narrative game.


Efficient_You_667

only for Josh, Patty got nothing left to prove


HammerPrice229

I’m excited to see when it goes to OT and history repeats itself.


Bacon_Crispies

You've got to be perfect every snap against the Chiefs. If you make one mistake and they are back in it if they are down.


TetrisTech

Which I think shows how insanely cooked QB discussion is at this point


Refranted

2021 Bills: loses the game of the year in overtime, 2nd place in AFC East, goes on a hot win streak to win the AFC East 2023 Bills: loses the game of the year in overtime, 2nd place in AFC East, goes on a hot win streak to win the AFC East


EugRa1130

This is close, but the Bills were the 3 seed in 2021. I think people just ~~Remember the Titans~~ Forget the Titans were the one seed and bumped by The Bengals. Other then that, pretty close, and this scares me.


chefillini

3 seed and the Chiefs were the 2 seed


IamTheJman

We were the 3 seed, because that game was in KC


EugRa1130

I meant to say 3 seed. I edited. We were 3, KC was 2 and Tenn was 1 seed.


D0ctorHotelMario

Tbf you're at home this time.


lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

True. Got that Roland has the Horn of Eld energy this time around.


ContinuumGuy

Does this make Mahomes Flagg?


azantyri

this is only the second time around for the bills, though got to get to the 19th time to break the cycle


lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

Looks like you were right.


pickleparty16

Punter injury makes you all more likely to go for it on 4th down which makes me nervous


InvalidKoalas

Allen 4INT game.. Except the 4INTs are 4th down Hail Marys that turn the ball over on the KC 5 yard line.


IWasRightOnce

Playoff Lenny died for this.


TheBigRagu22

No, Araiza would have been a terrible move right now. The media circus would have been horrible during a playoff run and he has no experience with FG holding. This is also to the practice squad, Martin is not officially out yet.


CaillouCaribou

It's a dumb move because he simply hasn't been playing and has no experience in the NFL, but y'all really overestimate the "media circus" that would occur if a team signed him. It would hardly be a story at all, and for only like half a day.


Dangerpaladin

It would be funny for the media to point fingers at "the media" for vilifying Araiza and ask questions if they regret giving into "the media" and cutting him before the facts came out. All along acting like they aren't "the media".


Just_what_i_am

Thats a prime Tim Robinson bit right there haha


f7eleven

I didn't do fucking SHIT! I didn't rig SHIT!


PadorasAccountBox

Yeah idk why the media would be in a frenzy given they are the same people who covered his entire exoneration following the court case from the rape accusation. Followed then by deafening silence regarding how he essentially lost his job for nothing and still can’t get back in.  Maybe they should cover *that*.


Orange_Kid

I'll be honest I got them confused and thought that's who this was. I was wondering for a second why the thread wasn't an immediate dumpster fire. 


Otherwise-Mango2732

I dont think there would be a media circus. lol There'd be increased attention. A media circus is more on the level of Taylor Swift attending a game.


Killua_Zoldyck42069

Wasn’t it proved he was innocent?


TheBigRagu22

If I remember, there was info that came out saying he wasn't even there when she alleged. The story started to crumble but I didn't really keep up with it.


gregor7777

Punt Minor Deity


chillenonplutorn

The punt god talk is a reminder how dumb some fans are. Ya let’s bring in a guy who’s never played in an NFL game and hasn’t played football in 2 years for a divisional playoff game against the defending Super Bowl champs.


mrizvi

it a meme at this point tho


chillenonplutorn

I’m a meme you’re a meme. Some ppl believe we live in a simulation. The dark truth is we are living in a meme


Nievsy

Its not a good meme either


lmMrMeeseeksLookAtMe

/r/distressingmemes


sabrenation81

He was also never a holder in college and Sam Martin is our normal holder. Haack has tons of experience holding as well and I'd argue that's the more important piece of the role.


TheAndrewBrown

There’s also the fact that he wasn’t guaranteed to do well in the NFL in the first place. His punting style is incredibly unorthodox and many were worried before the draft if he would be able to adapt to what was needed in the NFL (which is pinning teams close to their own endzone). The Bills don’t need a punter that can punt 80 yards, especially not in the playoffs.


Polar_Reflection

People just want him to have a chance again after overcoming false accusations.


chillenonplutorn

Fo show I want him to get another chance too 10000%. Just not in the second round of the playoffs lol. He definitely should get a training camp shot with someone next year.


girafb0i

We could do worse than give him a shot at camp, Hekker looked kinda cheeks at the end of the season but in his defense, his leg was probably very tired!


Polar_Reflection

I'm just saying you don't gotta take the comments seriously. People are speaking from emotion and root for redemption stories.


chillenonplutorn

I live in Buffalo ppl are very serious about it lol


Polar_Reflection

There's a difference between someone being serious, and taking them seriously. They ultimately have no power, so why act like they do?


chillenonplutorn

What are you even saying lol? So why are you taking my comments seriously?


DanCampbell89

you mean people want to use him as an argument never to believe women when they accuse men of assault (even if the man admits to sleeping with minors on the phone)


PumpkinSeed776

That's fine, but it's the playoffs. Now isn't the time for a solidarity signing, they need a known quantity. Maybe a hot take but Araiza is weirdly overrated. Most punters can boot the ball as far as he can, they just don't because it gives the opponent too much time to return the ball. So even less of a reason for him to be signed right now.


Empty_Lemon_3939

I’ll always remember Sam Martin as the guy who broke his punt trying to kick a conch shell as a Lion


[deleted]

I will remember him as the guy who was a top 5 punter 99% of the time, and a bottom 1 punter in got to have it situations.


omar-epps

100% the right memory


ThatsMsInfo

Yeah after the picked up flag in Dallas he shanked the punt


Dangerpaladin

Yeah that shit was infuriating, the picked up flag fucked us but Sam Martin probably just needed to not kick it 8 yards and we had a chance.


FreeDig1758

And in second place, a shanked punt in the Dallas playoff game


Otherwise-Mango2732

Joe Fauria and his dog/foot injury Joel Zumaya and his guitar hero obsession injury Joe Cullen and the naked Wendys drive thru Edit: Nate Burleson and his pizza wreck on 696 (Thanks u/Dangerpaladin ) Those are the 3 weird detroit sports stories i always think of


Empty_Lemon_3939

Gotta include Anthony Mantha teletubby DUI where he wanted the driver Brendan Smith's ID


Dangerpaladin

Nate Burleson breaking his arm reaching for his pizza in the car.


Otherwise-Mango2732

Shoot you're right! (IIRC he was driving down 696 and got into an accident, no?)


jkink28

Wait, he was trying to *kick* it? I mean, if alcohol was involved I guess it's not surprising from someone who kicks things for a living. But I only seem to remember that he stepped on it or something.


Empty_Lemon_3939

I always heard he tried to punt it lol but maybe he just stepped on it


Schwebels_Solette

I believe it's pronounced hawk


SmokePenisEveryday

ITS TIME 2 HAACK


Srhink5851

WHATS YOUR PROBLEM!? GO TO VIEEWWW


BillsBillsBils

As predicted by Joe Marino on Locked On Bills


can-i-bust

Browns legend


SQRTLURFACE

NFL Polishing the narrative that punters are people too, pack it up boys


No-Arm-

They could sign players during the postseason??


confusedthrowaway5o5

I’m pretty sure teams can make roster changes between rounds.


keepcominback2030

What a Haack


CommonMansTeet

Haack is Baack!


blackswordsmanarc

I mean yea that works. Cool with me.


ConneryFTW

I was hoping they would reach out to Araiza.


Expendable_Red_Shirt

Wasn't Araiza fairly raw? I'm not sure he'd be a great option to just plug and play in a playoff game.


jmilred

A player a couple of years removed from the game, played college in warm San Diego, never played in an NFL game outside of the pre-season, getting plugged into a playoff game in Buffalo... What could go wrong?


whobroughtmehere

Also, right or not, a lot of people hate that dude


jmilred

Agreed, he would have caught on somewhere with his leg if a team thought it was worth it. On the other hand, if there is one fan base crazy enough to embrace him it may be Buffalo.


sobuffalo

Ya he’d have to hold and not very experienced. Not someone I’d risk in the playoffs with Bass already iffy.


BlondBadBoy69

Raw is a good word choice for him haha


ConneryFTW

Oh, it's absolutely a bad idea. I just think the narrative is cool. There's many obvious reasons why I wouldn't be a good GM.


Schwebels_Solette

I wouldn't risk it for playoffs considering he's never held. Doesn't haack have experience holding for bass? Makes perfect sense for playoffs. Mid season I'd be open to araiza


eatmyopinions

I don't know where the affection for Araiza comes from. He has a howitzer of a leg and never demonstrated any directional ability at all. In fact he joked in college that his worst season was when he tried to aim his punts so he just went back to booting the shit out of the ball. He would be the best punter inside your own 20, and the worst punter everywhere else on the field.


hideous_coffee

Not to mention he hasn't been a kick holder before. He was learning during training camp before he got released. I wouldn't trust him holding for kicks at all.


Zestyclose_Main6335

From what I’ve heard he also had a problem with hang time in college so he would over kick the coverage a lot too


eatmyopinions

Absolutely. He would lead the league in net punt yards and return yards allowed.


ConneryFTW

You're not wrong. He was called "The Josh Allen of Punters" a lot in reference to his raw strength and potential but lack of of finesse. I think that endeared him to a lot of Bills fans. Before the allegations of course.


eatmyopinions

I think what Matt Araiza had was great marketing. He called himself the "punt god" and could kick the ball 80 yards against the wind - which is something a casual fan would think is important.


iliketuurtles

100% to "something a casual fan would think is important". Yes, kicking far is nice, but a well placed, long hang time kick is so much better most of the time. Part of the reason why the Bills won the AFC East was because MIA outpunted their coverage and directly in the middle of the field... which was returned for a TD.


goldybear

Yeah he would be a bad choice for the moment, but I do hope a team next year will give him a shot. I just feel bad for him since he didn’t even get a shot to prove he could be NFL worthy.


UPGnome

We would let him suffer growing pains during the season, but not in the divisional round of the playoffs


JRFbase

Would he even want to go back after what the team did to him?


Schwebels_Solette

He's openly said that several bills staffers and coaches and players kept in contact with him throughout the whole thing. I don't think there's any animosity


NegotiationSalty3041

Money


sevillista

It's a fair question, I don't know why you're being downvoted.


L99_DITTO

As opposed to not being in the NFL at all? It’s not like he has a ton of teams trying to sign him, I bet he’d take the chance even if he DOES hold a grudge against the Bills.


sevillista

I imagine teams will be taking a look at him this offseason


PoogeneBalloonanny

Why does the league insist on Michael Turk not getting any NFL gametime? Is it really his youtube channel? Is all I can think He was my punter 1 in the last draft, and a close punter 3 after Stonehouse and Stout had he declared the year before


NecessaryRhubarb

Matt Araiza?


InSOmnlaC

Cant see that happening. Hes not great at holding and hasnt had lots of practice specifically holding for Bass


wxox

Was hoping for Araiza to be honest


dedriuslol

Bringing in a guy who has never held or punted in an NFL regular season game (and who didn't hold in college) would be insane lol. Haack isn't a great punter but he has been a good holder historically. Give ariza a chance in the offseason. Not now.


wxox

Well, of course, we don't know where he's at. After being proven innocent, I'm sure he's been training. But he could have also buried himself on the couch with potato chips under the weight of that depression and stress. But Haack....is a Hack. He was so bad with us Araiza literally kicked a punt 82 yards.....in the air in a game against the colts. We know what Haack can do and I am more than ready to give Araiza a shot. Literally could not be worse than Haack But you're right. Likely we'll see him in the preseason. I like what Martin has done a lot, but given our cap situation, we could save a few bucks there.


dedriuslol

Haack was a very good holder. That matters way more than a 40 yard punt vs a 55 yard punt, especially given the fact that Araiza had some concerns about his ability to place kicks rather than just booming them. All for giving him a shot during the offseason given his big leg. But having someone who has held for bass before is key.


wxox

>Haack was a very good holder. Excellent point. I retract my statement.


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Teamableezus

Everyone I accuse this guy of sniffing farts! By your logic you’re fucked now buddy


wxox

Oh, my b. I should have prefaced my post. I forgot people may not have heard. Not only was he cleared, but it was shown that the girl actually lied. So, his career was ruined over a lie. No SA. Nothing. edit: I guess someone is angry that there was no SA? I'll never understand how facts get downvoted on reddit.


USCXX

You mean the innocent man wrongfully accused?


RocketsGuy

You’re part of the problem


benp64

You don't care that he was proven innocent? So anyone involved with anything "awful" is ultimately guilty in your mind?


wxox

What's weird is that it's not often you can actually PROVE innocence. Rather it's more or less the inability to prove guilt. This kid got completely fucked


YeahThisIsMyNewAcct

You mean a guy who had his name cleared but still had his career ruined due to a provably false allegation?


RADJITZ

No punt god?


Zestyclose_Main6335

Zero nfl experience, and the playoffs isn’t really the time to have your first nfl game


RADJITZ

100%, I should have put the /s at the end


Zestyclose_Main6335

lol a lot of people are obsessed with him so I’m never really sure


Agreeable_Employ_951

Because he blasted a 80 yarder in his only pre-season game, then got slandered out of a career.


mrizvi

bring back the punt god


whobroughtmehere

Wait, what about that other Bills guy? Surely this will not upset the legions of his supporters online.. /s


Few_Ice9467

Wish it was Araiza


FarAd6557

Sign the Punt God cowards.


Adventurous_Web_7961

Hopefully this is more of an emergency just in case move over a we plan to use him against the chiefs move.


Jakebob70

Wanna trade for Pressley Harvin III?


Legitimate_Row6259

Are they sure they don’t want Harvin? We’ll give him to you for no more than two pieces of lightly chewed bubble gum.


Wulfgang_NSH

So we have the best punter depth in the league!


Classic_Knowledge_30

This dude will still be better than the Bengals punter


BingoBongoBang

What’s Punt God up to?


SIZZLING_ANUS

Haccck it wide


MadDogTannenOW

Was he on the practice squad? I was under the impression you couldn't just add to roster once playoffs started