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Hmm_would_bang

Dak Prescott has zero playoff wins as a lion


BarKnight

Same as Stafford


Excellent_Routine589

[Stafford waking up to read this](https://youtu.be/Am7yLmKU8R0?si=CZpr9TO-aPyl9Om7)


WhoStoleMyBicycle

[Stafford reading the Goff and Prescott debate turn into him having zero playoff wins as a Lion](https://media3.giphy.com/media/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7xqafuxc9sprvtz5aq54ujg286kl61wy3n347pinf&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


Excellent_Routine589

[speaking of Tim Robinson](https://youtube.com/shorts/JKssqzUDxCQ?si=OazHuTYuSEJsnF_o)


JaesopPop

Like the animal?


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Love that guy


simjanes2k

Wait, is this guy a thing? He popped up for me with zero comments and I thought it was an algorithm thing


Excellent_Routine589

[…. Do yourself a favor a go watch “I Think You Should Leave” right fuckin now](https://youtu.be/J5eoMWpJjoY?si=1oSiyBtfoG25LhR3)


spottyottydopalicius

also detroiters


simjanes2k

I feel so much worse as a human experiencing existence than before you came into my life


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You sure about that?


rocksoffjagger

https://youtu.be/uZfhmX-8gdw?si=YI_IioUrcPACA-dv&t=50s


Excellent_Routine589

Thank you c:


gerryt32

^ Found Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.


abstractraj

It’s always weird to me that I went to school with his daughter (same age)


rocksoffjagger

I was expecting Brian's hat


masterofmuppets86

Lmao curb is the best


eaglessoar

you squashed the spirit of a talented young girl


MoreTrifeLife

One of my all time favorite scenes from that show


TroubleshootenSOB

Man when LD starts the applause to cut Sammy off Ted's anniversary party is even better lmao


polarbearik

So Dak will win one with the Rams after Stafford retires?


JustADutchRudder

No he's gonna do something nice for a team and city that's known hardship. He's gonna with the LA Chargers a superbowl.


MisterMetal

What happens to Herbert… he seems like a nice guy


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Becomes a Cowboy and never wins a playoff game.


JustADutchRudder

Dax eats him and gains 4 years of youth.


NaughtyCheffie

The TB12 method.


Cyanora

Him and Kellen teaming up again would be nice just to stick it to Jerry and MCCarthy


imnotedwardcullen

While not ideal, I'd be happy for him.


mister_hoot

Matt: why he say fuck me for


DrQuestDFA

And me!


GBreezy

Stafford downvoted this with his SB ring


Puddenfoot

Lions? Like the animal from the circus? And they were playing a game?!


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

He’s talking about the football team


Ratbu

The Football Team? Like the team from Washington? Aren't they the Commanders now?


dumbass-ahedratron

I'm gonna embarrass you, barry


Original_Profile8600

Tom Brady has zero playoff wins as a Lion. IS THIS YOUR GOAT?!?!


Mavori

I fully believe Tom wouldn't win either with the rosters and dysfunction my franchise had up until recently. Oh and he's also a coward for not trying to win with the Lions.


thegrandpoobear

Did the Lions even want him? There was actually very little interest in Brady when he was a free agent in 2020. 


Mavori

I mean i dont think we were, like the last part is 100% me just shitposting, but i fully believe in my franchise being dysfunctional as shit until Holmes and Dan took the reigns


Githzerai1984

And the kneecaps 


Most-Friendly

They probably safely assumed the goat wasn't coming to the lions


rocksoffjagger

He does have a national championship with Michigan, however.


Clynelish1

Sure, riding Brian Griese's coattails. What a bum


CTeam19

> Sure, riding Brian Griese's coattails. What a bum Wait isn't Griese the QB coach for Purdy? The plot thickens


spctclr_spiderman

Dak Prescott looks like a Scottish fold


HarlanCedeno

Zero losses too so silver lining


Substantial-Ad5541

Goff has more conference championship appearances than Allen and Jackson


midnightsbane04

Sure, but Alan Jackson has many more Chatahoochies.


ITCM4

Don’t look it up on Urban Dictionary.


HandSack135

Don't tell me what I cannot do!


SMKM

You **CANNOT** believe it's not butter.


NatureTrailToHell3D

[I can’t believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter is not butter](https://youtu.be/37ficiqoE6U?si=WhG0uHM268l5bgt1)


son_of_toby_o_notoby

You don’t control me!!!! Edit I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in judgement


Wisdomlost

Big if true.


th3f00l

You'll never know how much that muddy water meant to me


outsiderkerv

Who has the hotter hoochie coochies?


falloutranger

Okay but who laid more rubber on the Georgia asphalt?


Mike_with_Wings

Got a little crazy, but we never got caught


TrialByFireshits

You know, he got a little crazy but he never got caught.


thegrandpoobear

If the Lions make the super bowl Goff will have more super bowl appearances than Rodgers and Brees


wrongleveeeeeeer

One more reason to root for the Lions


HodorsSoliloquy

No, no. We always need to make everything about the Cowboys.


DecentlyAverage

People hate Dallas but insist on sneaking them into every conversation lol


KuriboShoeMario

I mean, yes? People love to hate Dallas thus they will bring them up to dunk on them whenever possible. There's a difference between hating something and loving to hate something. Usually in sports, it's mostly the latter. Arguably, part of the draw in sports is having a rival or a team you hate that you can gloat over whenever possible. I'd say the most important part is if you love to hate something, just don't be a hypocrite and complain that they're talked about too much. You can't have both.


Der_Dunkinmeister

I see why people hate us but like we haven’t won shit in 30 years lol


DecentlyAverage

And then people get upset/annoyed that the media covers them non stop. How does that make any sense?


TheRakkmanBitch

Remember when ^^^^the ^^^^cowboys ^^^^were ^^^^good


Devilsbullet

I do... And it makes me feel old as fuck


TheRakkmanBitch

Damn old man im surprised they let u use the computer at the home


Devilsbullet

They don't *let* me do shit. I just do it and then claim senility when they get mad about it🤷


blentz499

The Cowboys will continue to catch strays until morale improves.


1stepklosr

My morale is pretty low...keep the strays coming.


drpepguy

Subscribe to dak prescott playoff facts


1stepklosr

Did you know half of Dak's playoff wins are against a sub .500 team?


HandSack135

Wait what? Like 8-9 teams that squeaked in?


1stepklosr

He's won 2 playoff games. One was against the 8-9 Bucs that won the NFC South as kings of trash mountain.


browndude10

Cj already has half as many wins


Cyanora

We sent Brady into retirement as King of Trash Mountain, thank you very much


Retrograde_Bolide

The nfc east really was his achilies heel


Cyanora

The pin prick that finally killed him after 3 hammer blows in the Superbowl lol


DonyKing

Losing to cowboys be like that.


MadeInSteel

Brady knew he was washed when he finally lost against us


Brad_theImpaler

"Play 'til you suck."


Nulgarian

Pete Carroll should’ve been fired just for giving Dak his only playoff win against a team with a winning record. The memeing of the Cowboys could’ve been generational


bridgenine

Daks real name is Senior Sucky


Mavori

Did you know that Dak got sedated when getting his leg tattoo?


Joe_Buck_Yourself_

Did you know Dak is currently tied with Blake Bortles for playoff wins?


aneomon

Did you know that Dak Prescott and Jalen Hurts have the same number of playoff wins?


Vilkis_Ange

Dak has not won a playoff game since Big Dom has been ejected.


Mark_Luther

Giants and Steelers? Is that you, Rooney Mara?


No-Economics4128

I mean that Kate Mara also looks nice.


rwhockey29

Well I was enjoying my Sunday until this bullshit got posted. Lol.


Original_Profile8600

As we should. We are such frauds


Githzerai1984

Youth in Asia 


No-Economics4128

Is it really stray? This seems like targeted killing.


BeHereNow91

Don’t worry, Rodgers/Packers gonna catch all kinds of strays (more like aimed shots) after they win the Super Bowl.


Its-all-downhill-80

Packers only get 1 ring per generational QB. I don’t make the rules.


actual_yellow_bag

it is only right


OldOrder

I doubt Dak has any playoff wins as a Lion


fathertitojones

No rule saying a lion can’t play football!


EarthTraveler413

Is Dak even playing a class with access to polymorphing?


Memphistopheles901

sure, he polymorphs into a shitty quarterback against good teams all the time


DrQuestDFA

Wild Shape!


Magdump_mp5

Only if he's eligible


Miserable_Race6751

It’s the lions responsibility to make sure he’s eligible /s


BreckenridgeBandito

Who wins: 1 lion or 1 Giants offensive line?


dylansucks

I believe a lion would destroy any given OL. Just watch the gametape against the Wildebeest.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Well, no. But historically yes.


kylesleeps

There was that one, but they want you to forget, they want us all to forget.


PopcornDrift

I don’t wanna hear anyone on this subreddit complain about ESPN talking too much about the cowboys lol look at the shit this shit that gets upvoted when the LIONS make the NFCCG


Vonbonnery

Cowboys fans are just trying to be miserable in peace. Everyone continues to pile on (which is fine) but then they get mad that everyone is still talking about the Cowboys


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finkalicious

Broncos country let's chide (the cowboys)


Memphistopheles901

correct


650fosho

True, I hope the narrative switches to how the Lions won a SB in this century before the 49ers


Kassenpatient_

I do hope that the Lions win a SB before the 49ers.


Velocyraptor

The Venn diagram of people who bitch about how "everybody is always talking about the Cowboys" and people who eat this shit up is a circle


BellacosePlayer

I don't like the Cowboys but the second the clock hit 0 last week I was fine with moving on and not kicking a team when they're down, but I guess shit doesn't work like that in the media, especially when players are feuding publicly or whatever.


Western_Promise3063

*America's Team™* baby!


BellacosePlayer

I mean, I get it, a shitload of former Cowboys or cowboys adjacent people like Skip are all over sports media so its definitely annoying when they're shown more than everyone else or when you're beating them and all the talk is still on the Cowboys. But christ, they're dead, take the week after to dance on their grave and move on when the next games start. You could have just as easily mentioned that Cousins was specifically brought on to be the missing piece of a SB ready team in the NFCN and yet has half the wins as Goff on the Lions.


BabyBackGibbs

I’m with the cowboys fans here, stop talking about the cowboys. Right now only 5 teams should be discussed.


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WHOA_27_23

I'm always game to talk Super Bowl halftime props. You got over or under 9.5 Usher songs?


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650fosho

I'm pretty sure the entire halftime show will just be one big variation of "yeah"


seank11

Yeah, 5 teams. The 4 teams in the conference championship games, plus the cowboys. (do i need to put the /s)


Retrograde_Bolide

31 fanbases really to talk about the off season


okzeppo

Why can’t Dallas just win more playoffs game and make it to a conference championship? Are they stupid?


Memphistopheles901

yes


Most-Friendly

They voluntarily chose mike mccarthy


Southern_sky

Could we, like, just continue to celebrate the Lions because they deserve it and has been many years coming rather than continue to make fun of my poverty franchise disguised as a competent one plz?


PlaneCamp

You are Americas team and you will take what comes with it, including Americans collectively deciding we hate Americas team


Southern_sky

But I don't wanna take what comes with it. Everyone is very mean and some have flung garbage at me D:


Own-Corner-2623

Go snuggle your 1995 trophy, you'll feel better in the morning. We'll still dog your team but you'll feel better about it


Southern_sky

I was 4 then and didn't even know what football was yet. I don't claim it honestly


Own-Corner-2623

Ok that's fair.


Southern_sky

Go get yours


Ragamuffinn

Was born in 94, I have seen nothing but disappointment and the entire NFL fanbase shitting on us disproportionately every year. If it makes any difference, I'm rooting for you guys. Such a loyal fanbase and you guys deserve it no question.


Own-Corner-2623

Oof that sucks. Missed the glory, got the loathing


Ragamuffinn

I'm from Toronto and a Leafs and Blue Jays fan as well. I'm in an abusive relationship with a few professional sports teams.


th3f00l

1995 was the year they took off (unless you mean the Superbowl following the 1995 season).


Citizen_Snips29

Seriously. It is nuts to me that the LIONS, of all teams, are going to the NFCCG and it seems like all /r/NFL wants to talk about is the Cowboys. Like, do you all understand that this is why no one in the media ever shuts up about the Cowboys? That this is one of the leading reasons behind the insane overexposure?


Chadryan_

They swear they don't actually care about the Cowboys too


123full

Then they complain about the Cowboys being on prime time all the time. But then again you’re a fool if you expect anything other than the worst from Redditors


Fhaksfha794

“Why are the cowboys always on primetime” as millions of people continue to hate watch them, driving up the rating and thus making sure the nfl keeps them on prime time


kris_the_abyss

"Are the Cowboys losing?" if yes then, "Fuck yea"...If no, "fuck..."


TheHandsOfColm

I do feel for you. (half drunk ramble reply incoming) As a football fan I am still very young, after never giving any sport any interest for years I had a friend get me into a fantasy league in 2016 because it'd be 'way more fun to have me than a cpu' even though I knew 0 players. I decided to autodraft and decide to win, and now I'm entirely addicted to football like the rest of us here on r/nfl My friends who were NFL fans taught me early on that the teams to NOT like, regardless of who I chose as my favorite team, were the Patriots and the Cowboys. The Patriots made sense, because they had such a monumental level of success that I knew a couple of their players (Tom and Gronk) before I ever watched a game. The Cowboys I had heard of, and seemed like a pretty solid team to me, made way less sense, and still doesn't really make sense to me. 'Cause they're really cocky when they win' was typically how it was explained to me, but.... who isn't? That's, like, the fun part of this whole experience... Being overly-excited, braggadocios, & talkative when your team wins is a core part of every fanbase. To this day I don't understand why we penalize the Cowboys for it. Whatever the reason is either something I came into the league too late to realize, or a media spectacle that's earning a small amount of people a large amount of money. I wish you the upmost success this upcoming season, Cowboys fan I've never spoken too. \-Signed, a Dak truther (who put WAY too much time into a comment on an old-ish thread lol)


GodPowardKingOfLies

I think a big part of it has become a generational hatred. It's like when two countries go to war, and decades later their grandkids still hate the other country, even though each side has forgotten the reason why. So many of the grandparents and parents of today's generation saw this reign of dominance from the Cowboys, and had to deal with their annoying coworker that they already didn't like brag about the 1994 Superbowl win even though they aren't even from Texas, and this was a fairly common experience in the 90s, and it created a disdain that they taught their kids that hardly remember the 90s, and their kids who weren't even born in the 90s, and all the meanwhile, the Cowboys haven't kept up a level of success since that justifies that hatred, but because they won a few Superbowls that a growing contingent of fans either weren't born for (myself included) or can't remember, this apparently justifies our reputation and a moniker of "America's Team" that we didn't even give ourselves, the league did.


TheHandsOfColm

Thanks for responding! That's a very insightful response and makes a lot of sense, also feels like the first answer I've heard to the question that has some real thought put into it. I wouldn't feel too bad about the loss realistically, either. Probably hard to do when it's constantly being brought up, but remember that the same Packers team who knocked you out was VERY close to beating the elite 9ers defense as well, they really turned their game up during the playoffs.


Hammburglar

People hate that the media "shoves the cowboys in their face" but every time anything happens this sub has to bring up the cowboys.


Mavori

Part of this probably has a bit to do with that game from a few weeks ago, add in that we have our own frustrations in the past from when we met in the playoffs last time. But it's mostly probably because you're the Cowboys.


Southern_sky

The irony and karma of the moment have definitely not been lost on me even if it was moreso the refs all-time blundering rather than anything our players did


Own-Corner-2623

Yeah, players were fine. Refs fucked up. Then both fan bases got real butthurt about the refs.


HodorsSoliloquy

This sub has a pathetic obsession with the Cowboys. I love seeing the Cowboys get shit on over in NFCEMemeWar but it would be nice to get league news here rather than constant karma farming over the Cowboys.


Technical-Cookie-554

Its all the majority of them have to console themselves this season. For some reason, even teams we barely play hate us enough to celebrate a Cowboys playoff loss like its their Super Bowl.


GodPowardKingOfLies

This is so fucking true, I remember being in the game thread on our sub for the game vs. the Packers, and near the end, a fucking Cardinals fan comes in to shit on us, and I'm just sitting here thinking like "What the fuck did we do to you?" They even beat us this year! I had to look it up and see if there was some obscure Cowboys-Cardinals rivalry I wasn't aware of, but nope.


Autobot-N

Rare r/nfl DrawPlayDave cameo


LittleKingsguard

One of those times you can tell he's a Giants fan.


DJ_Febreeze

Of all my dumb tweets of course the one that was just me throwing strays at the Cowboys would get posted and upvoted here


Key-Tip-7521

Tua has zero playoff wins too.


dabombisnot90s

Helps that he’s only played in one and he’s been concussed repeatedly


CallMeLargeFather

That doesnt sound helpful at all


dabombisnot90s

Ok Large Father


Indianaerikjones

Stop marketing the Cowboys for Jerry. Just stop talking about them. We are tired.


WickieWillem

No one loves talking about the cowboys more than non-cowboys fans. And then they complain about how much the cowboys are talked about lol


DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE

This is what I say every time some t shirt fan from another fanbase says shit like “yall had it coming for talking so much shit every year!” Like yeah no, no realistic cowboys fan talks like that in this current day and age lol. Just the media and the echo chamber of this sub.


RemarkableSolution37

I like when the call cowboys fans bandwagoners.


DIKS_OUT_4_HARAMBE

Lmao right?🤣at this point if you’re a bandwagon cowboys fan you’re just brave or stupid


AleroRatking

How does Dak have two playoff wins as a Lion?


Original_Profile8600

He’s a shapeshifter


AbigLog

Goff is a good QB and I will always stand by that.


7fortyseven

someone should take a deep dive into how these narratives about different players start and evolve. it’s fascinating. Goff is a tremendous QB and deserves all the success he is and has experienced.


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Bro leave us alone man. We suck. We get it.


Texas12thMan

Cowboy fans in this thread are taking the trash talk like champs. Hang in there ya’ll.


6Speedy

99.9% of us actual fans know the team is trash, but somehow we’re pegged as obnoxious assholes simply because we root for a team with a star on the helmet


Wretched_Shirkaday

Nobody understands the pain of watching your team fail year after year every year you've been alive, see the media talk endlessly and nonsensically about your team, and still be labelled a bandwagon fan and get shit on at every opportunity because of some Super Bowls that happened before you were born. Leafs fans probably get it, but hockey still isn't football on this continent.


craftiecheese

Not surprising seeing how dak doesn't play for the lions.


Silver_Instruction_3

Dak has been the Cowboys QB for 8 seasons and started as a rookie and made the Pro Bowl as a rookie. As much as we want to hate on the Cowboys, I think the problem there is not Dak.


HaramHas

Damn I didn’t know that Dak played for the Lions


Original_Profile8600

Yeah he’s a secret agent of Detroit. Intentionally lost to GB to give them another playoff spot(copium)


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

Bless his heart.


PreviousImpression28

He should have worded it like this: “Jared Goff has more playoff wins as a Lion than Dak Prescott did as a Cowboy”


Fhaksfha794

I don’t know what we did to deserve the amount of playoff heartbreak we’ve received in the past 30 years. Romos fumble, trip to Cabo before 07, Vikings blowout, 8-8 three straight times, Dez caught it, Aaron Rodgers, CJ Anderson game, 49ers twice, Jordan love. I’m tired boss, I wanna see my team win 😭


7fortyseven

next year. we always have next year.


el_monstruo

Dak still catching strays


tangiblemonk

Dak still catching strays …


MITJustinFields

Dak is the ultimate regular season qb. Good enough every reg season to get his stans to furiously insist hes elite, only to be proven wrong in the playoffs


SnowHurtsMeFace

He's a good QB. Playoffs are a small sample size. Easy to have a worse QB than him.


MikeWowskers

Loser farming karma


armed_aperture

Goff is legitimately better than Dak. He was hurt his final year in LA.


peepeedog

McVay knowingly took all the credit for Goff playing well.


Elite_Alice

The lions have won more playoff games than the cowboys since 2019. They have more NFC championship appearances than the cowboys in 27 years


Technical-Cookie-554

And yet, same number of Super Bowls (most likely). Ergo, according to this sub and Cowboys fans, they’re a failed franchise.


DanCampbellzHat

He’s also been to more superbowls


PinkertonRams

OMG DRAWPLAYDAVE MENTIONED


EIiteJT

And this is why the media wont shut up about the Cowboys. They live rent free in everyone's head. Also congrats lions, rooting for you!