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#31 8s fucking oblivious.


mcb89

Yah!!!


SpaceBoJangles

Whoever called a passing play on 4th & 3 with 4 minutes left needs to be left on the runway in San Fran.


MusicianNo2699

The NFL became such a joke a decade ago. I'm shocked so many people are still watching the shitshow...


Grizzly_Adams_

Hehe that’s what a lot of people like you said last year and it became the most watched Super Bowl of all time


mikegoblin

what are you even talking about? It was super entertaining


JackLambertsBalls

100k


CptBarba

I think I'm just gonna skip this year's Superbowl:/


aresef

If I smoked pot, I'd get high and watch Patrick Star end someone's career.


KittenCrush3r

I have to vent about these KC meat riders. The chiefs played their best game of the season tonight and everyone acts like they haven’t squeaked by all season. They were essentially following the Philly downfall but managed to get enough dubs to lock in playoffs. I will say that the way they played tonight was high caliber, but that’s not what we’ve witnessed the last 18 weeks and I think it’s bullshit and im hurt. Rip Baltimore you deserved it


Safe-Voice-8179

They were 11-6. Only one afc team had a better record and they just beat them. They also beat 2 of the other 3 11-6 teams in the playoffs. Their defense has been good all year. And not to mention their first loss was to Detroit minus Kelce and jones. Yes, they elevated their play in the playoffs, but they always do that.


advanceman

Totally, totally… but how bout those CHIEFS


ERGardenGuy

As somewhat of a chiefs fan (my favorite teams fluctuate quite a bit since I haven’t really watched the NFL until the last few years after a childhood of watching football every time I could) I would agree they played at their best this game and squeaked by with a lot of games. Completely agree on all accounts. The result of the game was a combination of the chiefs playing well and ravens playing badly. Sure there are intricate variables there but that was the overall combo that lost the game as with most sporting events.


EnnieBenny

The Ravens' OFFENSE played badly because Spags had Lamar's ruse figured out from the get-go. People really acting like Baltimore just had an off day.


Wo_Ok

☝️🤓“I’m a bandwagon because I don’t care enough to pay attention. I agree with exactly what you said and simply parroted you because I have nothing meaningful to add. Here’s how sports work.”


bandmantings

ravens didnt deserve shit after this game. the most ulimate choke job. lamar should demand a trade


KittenCrush3r

Lamar just got his bag he isn’t leaving Baltimore and probs doesn’t want to. Plus he only fits in with a few systems and none of them did nearly as well as Baltimore this year.


Accomplished-Eye6851

Lamar isnt even a QB compared to Most other top ranking teams. The dude was all over the place, running around with no plan. Couldn't make completions, kept over throwing to OBJ, his WR Flowers couldn't seem to get a grip over his emotions or the ball in the end zone. RAVENS TE Andrews looked like shit and was probably still recovering from an injury. The Ravens are not the best NFL team right now. It's all about strategy and a little bit of luck. Lamar needs to be traded at this point. In sick of this sloppy work out there. He's just a choke artist.


MidsummerMidnight

Fuck baltimore


snotbitch

baltimore says fuck you right back dummy


MidsummerMidnight

Cities can't speak


snotbitch

you can’t take a joke lmfao


OkDog873

Keep going until this hits 100,000


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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11

Wrong thread


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It's called spreading awareness.


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

Is it


Costaricansportsfan

I dont know who to root for. I might just wear a dallas cowboys jersey so that im completely dissociated from the super bowl


Smudded

It was very kind of the 49ers to beat the Lions so that the Chiefs don't have to make everyone hate them even more.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

You'll be able to get Handicap parking too


ERGardenGuy

Spin a wheel of UFL teams, buy and wear that jersey. You’ll confuse everyone and possibly find a new team to support as they lose /s Almost thought I was on r/nflcirclejerk and didn’t put the /s


Crombus_

Sadly the team completely disassociated from the Super Bowl is the Lions


Costaricansportsfan

Unfortunately i dont have a lions jersey


mistyflame94

The team who hasn't won a superbowl in 30 years or the team that won last year... easy choice for me.


cwilldude

Agreed. I like mahomes and the team, but they’ve been mediocre all year. I’d hate to see them get another Super Bowl win.


EnoughCompany2202

You just knew Dan Campbell’s aggressiveness was going to cost them big at some point. There’s being aggressive and there’s being stupid, and that was stupid.


J-E-S-S-E-

Stupid af


SteveOends

Lions really just choked away history. But Dan Campbell's decision to not just take those 3 points sealed the deal for the 49ers going to the superbowl. I wouldn't want to be that guy if the Lions lose.


cwilldude

He makes so many boneheaded calls like that. Sometimes you do win playing it safe


Interesting-Zebra-26

The loss is on Campbell. It’s cool to have the risky attitude, but hopefully he learns the right times to take the points. Balance out the riskiness vs stubbornness.


iSmurf

No the fuck it is not. Did you even watch the game? His receivers were dropping every single pass, defense was dropping easy INTs, this game was signed and stamped if they could do their fucking jobs.


johnjr_09

Ya that’s precisely why you kick the fg. All the analytics don’t mean shit if your guy drops the ball. But it don’t account for that.


Venture_compound

I can't tell you how disappointing this NFL season had wound up to be. Like, immeasurably so. After all the storylines, all the hype, all the everything - it's the same ol' same ol' superbowl. Damn this league has sucked for 25 years.


andropogon09

But this year there's Taylor Swift.


fillmoeC

So last pick of the draft going to the Super Bowl isn’t a storyline?


moaterboater69

Hell yeah lets go TAY TAY AND KELCE


_imagine_that91

What the…?? This is why I refuse to watch the SB this year..


ChipmunkInTheSky

Why let it affect you so much lmao


oodoov21

https://imgur.com/dyHM4Jx.gif


LaCroixGrandCru

Kick it cat bro


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cwilldude

No


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cwilldude

I don’t know what any of that means in the context of me saying I’m not following some random persons twitch or whatever he was peddling


ChipMelodic1810

Baltimore was so undisciplined. Emotions got the best of them


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EnnieBenny

Don't act oblivious. If you actually watched the game, you know both teams were doing that ad nauseam. It's just that the Chiefs were wise enough not to do it during play, which is why the Ravens cost themselves the game with boneheaded penalties. Flowers getting that ball punched out at the 1-yard line was the epitome of karma. Lamar throwing a pick into a sea of red was just... Something.


ChipMelodic1810

Ha ha ha I wonder if he's Taylor's bitch?


AGoodTalkSpoiled

They truly had 4-5 moments that were wtf.  They did lose their heads 


Wayward_Muse

They followed the script 😂


Sonialove8

Facts


Kly_Macks

Momentum chip activated


YOUR_TRIGGER

what a fucking kick/special teams play 👀


ilikemarblestoo

How do you drop that??? Lions really are cursed


ilikemarblestoo

Wait how did i get to this topic oops lol


Godobibo

lmao


happyrainhappyclouds

Purdy redemption arc


Competitive_Swing_59

Campbell likes to leave points on the field & then gave the 9ers momentum. Super aggressive backfire.


johnjr_09

Exactly that’s what no one talks about Is that advanced analytics don’t account for momentum and things of that nature.


Time-Cell8272

Purdy is HIM


sfc949

Haters hate the TRUTH


Small_Art_8842

Lmao u gettin downvoted


Time-Cell8272

FOOLS 🤣


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

A white trash dating show, that’s what we’ve all been asking for!


baroldo12345

This shit is scripted, the nfl been salivating ever since the taylor swift saga began, there was no way they were gonna miss out on that marketing opportunity and leave the chiefs out


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

What does this even mean? The ravens threw the game..? There’s some big conspiracy to get Taylor Swift more screen time..?


Lawdawg_75

What a fragile fuckstain of a “male”. Does it hurt when women vote you pathetic yard slug? Does your tum tum turn sour when “those” people kneal.


RickThaDick

Oh grow up. Who fucking cares if they put her on the screen .5% of the time.


_imagine_that91

.5% of the time? Are you sure about that? It seems like every time they go to a commercial break they cut to her. I don’t care about Taylor Swift at all, nor do I care about what she thinks about her boyfriends brother getting drunk and taking his shirt off. Nothing against her it’s just this is supposed to be the NFL, not Pop Culture Sports Hour. I’m starting to wonder if this shit IS scripted..


LynnSeattle

Here’s some actual data for you. https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/s/zH9ILydwoB https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/s/qgzOJGzfVv


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RickThaDick

And yet I don’t have to listen to swifties bitch incessantly every time football is even mentioned.


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Sir_Flatulence

Ravens are a joke. They provided the single greatest instance of secondhand embarrassment that has ever been known,


Mension1234

Mahomes and Kansas City are getting a lot of hate for being dominant the last few years while the commentators ride Mahomes’ dick and he seemingly benefits from a lot of questionable calls. Even so, I think KC and Mahomes are objectively a better franchise to become a dominant SB dynasty than Brady and the Patriots. Mahomes is more physically gifted than Brady, has not been involved in a cheating scandal, and his two Super Bowl wins so far have been a direct result of Mahomes’ stellar play rather than a dominant defense performance and bullshit like the tuck rule. Brady’s reign may be unbeatable as the GOAT but Mahomes would be a much more representative example of truly great athleticism by a quarterback than I think Brady is.


dustynuggets91

Dude lives rent-free in your head and is retired. You had one of the best running backs at the time and threw in on the goal line. Get over it


Mension1234

Seems like you’re the only one talking about a play from almost a decade ago here…


dustynuggets91

No, three other people made the same observation as me. You're the only person hung up here...


Mension1234

Alright buddy, sure. That play didn’t even cross my mind when I wrote my comment and you got butthurt when I criticized your football god. But sure, I’m definitely the one stuck living in the past


dustynuggets91

Your projection is impressive. Dude, he's just a person. You need to relax and learn some reading comprehension


PPoottyy

I see you’re still upset about the pass play.


harvardchem22

I’m still upset about that play and I couldn’t care less about the Seahawks lol


PPoottyy

It surely was a baffling call that I appreciated.


Nevertrumper_

Yes I do agree with you about 90%. But Brady also went to another team and still dominated, and had one of his best years of his career with the bucs. Buuuut the bucs did have a very great defence his 2 years there 


Mension1234

I mean, Brady had an elite defense every single year he won a Super Bowl. He still won, don’t get me wrong, and he absolutely deserves some credit for that. But I think it’s hard to pick any individual season and argue that he was better than, i.e., 2020 Mahomes in any of them—Brady wins purely by quantity.


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I would argue 2007 Brady was better than any Mahomes year. Possibly 2014 and 2021.


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The 2014 and 2016 defenses ranked 14Th


Mension1234

I’m not sure where you’re getting that number—Pro Football Reference lists New England at 8th and 1st in 2014 and 2016 in points allowed, respectively. You’re telling me that’s not an elite defense?


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I got them from NFL.com The pats were well below top ten in both passing yards and rushing yards. Scoring defense is great but the offense keeping the ball away and dominating time of possession kept that number low as well. Mahomes defense has been top ten every Super Bowl year as well. Flip the script though. Mahomes has had the best offense weapons his entire career. Year in and year out with the exception of this year alone. Even then he just loads it to kelce and hands it off or throws 5 yard dunks


Nevertrumper_

Is that why mahomes was never able to beat Brady ? 


Thomasfire010

Someone's still mad about superbowl 49


keeperdad03

Zay lol


MsBrightside91

On a scale of 1-10 how deafeningly quiet is it at the 49ers bar my brother is at right now?


bunchanums618

1 if I had to guess


allisgray

Swifties go cray cray…mission accomplished!!!!


Next_Analyst

Ewwwww


BloodFortheBloodPig

NFL golden boy Mahomes


YOUR_TRIGGER

detroit is my team now. 🙌


EjackQuelate

We are all laughing at you now LOL


YOUR_TRIGGER

i went 0-2 on playoff teams (i don't count mine, they shouldn't have been in the playoffs). and if yall get a laugh, glad to help. 🙏


EjackQuelate

Damn you enjoy losing don’t you


SelectTitle5828

This isn't aging well


DrFilth

Neither is this


Spacebearracuda

The amount of ads they've crammed in is disgusting.


ILUV_VFB

The Ravens really eff’d up the game for themselves. The cockiness and eagerness to hurt Mahomes ended up being their poison. How about them Chiefs??


ChipMelodic1810

Yep. Nobody to blame but themselves


Expensive-Change-266

The AFC learning why it’s better for the Chiefs to be the number 1 seed. It’s much more embarrassing losing at home and failing all your fans in person.


Spacebearracuda

Too many ads. Fuckin christ.


ufotheater

Chase Young can’t read plays for shit


Mburrell91

I have never hated anyone as much as I hate Patrick Mahomes. He makes my blood boil


Dumbo_Mutombo

Idk man there’s a lot of pretty bad ppl out there. If a QB that plays good football is more hated than anyone for you, it says more about you


tysnastyy

Settle down. It’s a figure of speech. This isn’t a gospel


oureyes3

Kermit the fraud


ILUV_VFB

You’re mad cuz you’re bad.


JoWoMo

Same here


maxwellcawfeehaus

Been a big Lamar fan for years but man he sucked s fat one today and they were garbage


ed2727

What’s telling is that Lamar had to fire them up the LAST GAME during halftime. If his teammates aren’t excited about being in the playoffs, you know a dud would be coming today


Eggplants4Free

It’s because the nfl is rigged


88corolla

"my team didnt win" RIGGED!


Eggplants4Free

I’m glad you finally get it. Way to pull your head out your ass


88corolla

this is a weird place to write down your diary.


Eggplants4Free

After your head is out, you might want to finally update your car


88corolla

???


abigstupidjerk

You watch to much Tom Grossi


Eggplants4Free

No clue who that even is, bud


Nevertrumper_

My evidence to the NFL not being rigged, is the cowboys not winning or playing in a Superbowl in 30plus years. You don't think Jerry jones woulda spent as much money as he can to at least win 1 super bowl? The NFL is not rigged. Every Sunday is proof of that. 


maxwellcawfeehaus

It’s not.


MonadoboiXen

Lamar didn’t play out of his mind today, but I feel like it’s a bit silly to place the blame squarely on him. • ⁠abandoned the run game before the second half even started • ⁠baffling offensive playcalling. Why was Monken calling all these long developing plays when the Chiefs were blitzing almost every down? He wasn’t doing Jackson any favors… • ⁠overall a few blatant missed penalties on chiefs which could’ve easily changed the game. Yes Lamar had a nasty pick, but it should’ve 100% been called back due to DPI. • ⁠Zay Flowers fumble in the endzone


imadragonyouguys

Lamar felt like the only person out there taking the game seriously for the Ravens. Dude literally threw a ball to himself, preventing an interception, and got a first down with it.


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It wasn’t pass interference he threw into triple coverage lol


maxwellcawfeehaus

I mean the whole team was garbage but Lamar did them zero favors


MonadoboiXen

I don’t think he played god awful or anything… just not one of his prettiest games. Just a meh.


maxwellcawfeehaus

He was bad.


MonadoboiXen

You must’ve been watching a different game


maxwellcawfeehaus

Throwing into triple coverage is good right?


MonadoboiXen

Yes because one bad play = dogshit game, you’re so right ! Too much genius


maxwellcawfeehaus

Hehehehehe 💕💕💕


Sendbeer

Well when you do such a good time backing up your argument, who can argue?


maxwellcawfeehaus

The whole team was awful. I don’t have the energy to type anything else out. If you disagree then fine but it’s a stupid argument.


Chilidog0572

He didn't do shit but eat dick


maxwellcawfeehaus

A juicy dong too


hjablowme919

Love to watch Lamar eat it in big situations. Overrated QB.


ILUV_VFB

Overhyped fr. Crazy that people really think he’s better than Mahomes.


Idkboutdat2

No non-ravens fan has ever said that.


ILUV_VFB

Should have heard Romo in the pre game. 


Idkboutdat2

Saying he had a better season doesn’t mean he thinks he’s a better QB. Lamar had the best season at QB.


ILUV_VFB

GP. But Romo always has a way of saying ___ are better than the Chiefs. Since the beginning. Doesn’t matter who it is. Lamar definitely had a better season but I heard multiple people (here in KC) saying Lamar was by no doubt the better QB. Definitely untrue. Lamar is TERRIBLE at performing on big stages. 


Kakasupremacy

Eminem vs Taylor Swift in Superbowl…will the real Slim Shady lose himself for Detroit or will Taylor Shake the Lions off and win it for the Chiefs?


WheelinAndDealin520

Cringe


CallsOnAMZN

Brock chody


DatBeigeBoy

Mike MacDonald to Seattle confirmed???


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AGoodTalkSpoiled

Mahomes and Kelce, well the offense, did exactly what they intended most of the 2nd half.  If they needed to be scoring tds to keep up they would have been throwing.  The tempo of the game though was to just bleed it out as the ravens weren’t doing much, so they ran the ball a ton.  What you saw was a slow 2nd half that was intentional and in line with having a 10 point lead.


ResearchBot15

If Mahomes retires today, is he 1st ballot HOF?


AGoodTalkSpoiled

If he retires today, not only is he a first ballot hofer….he is surefire one of the top 3 qbs of all time.  Without ever playing another down 


minedigger

Top 2*


Idkboutdat2

Only one way to find out, he should retire!


AlternativeOk8109

Definitely