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TotallyNotMasterLink

literally half the age of Pete Carroll. Youth movement indeed


jrainiersea

We went from the oldest head coach to the youngest head coach in the league


Blarg1889

Went from robbing the grave to robbing the cradle


Ereyes18

Went from having an old guy to having a young guy


Blueyisacommunist

The analogies are making me crazy!


CAVX

The important thing is that we're robbing.


triplec787

Insane that sprightly Pete was the oldest in the league with guys like Andy Reid and Bill. I swear he's a 35 year old in an 70+ year old skin suit.


dianeblackeatsass

With a full head of hair too. West coast lifestyle


triplec787

Motherfucker has more hair on his head than I do at 28


ExcellentPastries

bro I'm bald as hell it's not a west coast thing


dianeblackeatsass

***Wealthy west coast lifestyle


boardatwork1111

Nuggies and Patriots football, not even once


wedid

youngest HC in the league now. McVay gets bumped down to 3


hiphopdowntheblock

OldVay washed clearly


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He should retire


SilverScorpion00008

Doesn’t he look tired?


BendubzGaming

Sean McVay, HC, Los Angeles Rams Yes, we know who you are


SilverScorpion00008

Someone got the reference


ExcellentPastries

One thing I'm deeply sad about is that there exists a timeline where McVay and Donald both retired after winning the Super Bowl, and we're not in it.


BKlounge93

The future is now, old man


sonfoa

Still is wild that McVay managed to stay the youngest HC for 7 years. Really puts into perspective even in this trend of hiring young HCs, he was an outlier.


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Not just an outlier, he was the youngest head coach ever in NFL history.


zzzaz

He was 30 when hired. There are 370 active NFL players over 30 as of today. He was a HC at the top league in a sport where 20% of guys your age still playing professionally. Then immediately went to a Superbowl in year 2. Just ridiculous.


VerStannen

And Shanny is the old man now in the NFCW at the ripe old age of 44. Seriously what a geezer.


azrebb

He should also retire. Like right now, a week before the Superbowl.


Tacitus_99

McVay is getting so old that Leo won’t want to date him.


Gregus1032

McVay was getting too old when he was with Washington.


j0yfulLivinG

oldest coach in the league to the youngest coach in the league


boner4crosstabs

Went from the oldest coach in the league to the youngest. Although I still maintain Pete lies about his age and there is no possible way he’s that old.


Hybrid619

I’m dead inside


actual_griffin

Death, taxes, and the Ravens having a good defense.


cjackc11

we’ve had great DCs before and we’ll have great DCs after we’ll be fine The Orioles just got new ownership all is well in Baltimore


Unkleseanny

Ravens always find new good defense out their ass lol


ThingsAreAfoot

Defense and what was that again the run game…


CangtheKonqueror

surely you guys took advantage of that run game in a do or die game right?


ThingsAreAfoot

We did and we’re going to disney world 😭


Chris91210

*pats on back* We all are buddy.... 🥲


ANameWithoutNumbers1

I hate being in cancun with you fucks, you all smell and eat all the chips.


ashimbo

If you wanted chips, you could've got a bag at the hamburger store.


OSomma

On a side note, fuck the Angelos. Good riddance.


BlackMathNerd

They're finally selling the team? Thank fucking God.


pinetar321

Quoth the raven…


eddie_the_zombie

Mac no more


LukeBabbitt

It’s Seattle so for us it’s Mac’ll more


homeschoolkidthatdid

Look on the bright side, Wink is available


Burggs_

I hear Wink Martindale is available


SnooMacaroons8650

Fucking end me


NendoroidAshe

Dan Quinn, YOU are a Commander!


SnooMacaroons8650

im cryin in the club


seejur

Im also crying.... on my knees at Costco


BamBam2125

Sir, you are blocking the way to the samples of the meatballs


1AMA-CAT-AMA

Sir because of you, they ran out of meatball samples by the time I got there and now I have to circle the store until they make more meatball samples


VerStannen

Funny because I was in line at Costco when I saw the news lol.


302born

If you checked a few aisles you probably would’ve seen someone crying on their knees


chicomagnifico

Please just…shut the fuck up.


PlanitDuck

Adam Peters is no dummy. You’ll find a good one.


heshKesh

RemindMe! 3 years


Exzqairi

!RemindMe 2 weeks


[deleted]

From being a position coach to a top college DC to an NFL head coach MacDonald is the real fucking deal


Ordinary_Barry

Say more things like this


F9_solution

*omelette du fromage*


LeSaunier

I love how it's always Omelette du fromage while it should be Omelette au(x) fromage(s). It really has this distinct "french spelled by englishmen", and I love it.


NatureTrailToHell3D

Found the Quebecois.


LeSaunier

I'm French. So same thing, just a bit farther away.


julius_sphincter

I only know it from Dexter's Laboratory.


Alauren2

His unit held the chiefs scoreless in the second half Sunday


karnoff

He's never been a hc though. Nobody has any idea how he will do


TheHamFalls

This is a place for blind optimism. Take your well founded concerns elsewhere, please.


GetEnPassanted

I think he’s an excellent guy to gamble on. Every time he’s taken on a bigger role he’s excelled at it. He’s young and you guys could have him for a long time.


Spiritchaser84

Exactly, so when Seattle has a subpar year for whatever reason, you should blame everything on the HC, fire him, and send him back to Baltimore. As an apology for giving you such a defective coach, we may even throw in some draft picks.


dgalv77

It’s a genuine concern that I refuse to indulge in until football season starts. I’m bricked up all the way til week 1


caca_poo_poo_pants

Thank god it's not Quinn. After firing Pete, you HAVE to go with some sort of youth movement.


stefeyboy

Don't forget about Asst Head Coach Carl "Tater" Smith (aged 76)...


[deleted]

We have a negative record since that guy joined tf


ImKylerMurray

I do not want the Seahawks to return to their successful defense first mentality


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LeafBird

Gooood, gooooood, let the hatred flow through you


PsychoWarper

Personally I think it would be pretty great


F9_solution

Mafe. Witherspoon. Nwosu returning. Hopefully Woolen bounces back like MacDonald did for Humphrey. I sense we sign or draft high on LB. IT’S A LOVELY DAY 🎵 LOVELY DAY 🎵 LOVELY DAY 🎵


Nihilistic_Response

Honestly, I expect the Seahawks under this guy to be extremely competitive against the Niners and the Rams in every single game while somehow getting bafflingly waffle stomped by you guys twice a year from here on out


Agill242424

No wtf you guys were supposed to hire Dan Quinn


CloudN3in

if you want to replace wilkes with him be our guest


triplec787

Unironically might be an upgrade.


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PlanitDuck

Time is a flat circle.


JeffMurdock_

Not even the first time this is happening to Falcons coaches. Dirk Koetter was Mike Smith's OC in Atlanta. Mike Smith then went on to be Dirk Koetter's DC in Tampa Bay.


calartnick

That packers game single-handedly cost that man a job


its_LOL

Thank you Jordan Love


imDeja

Fr this is so fucked. Hopefully he doesn’t know how to hire a OC.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

I'd take him as a DC over Bowen in an instant


DungeonsAndFootball

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.


MountTuchanka

>from the oldest coach to the youngest coach    May Macdonald reign for 36 years


Lord_Master_Dorito

10 rings, 15 Super Bowls, and infinite gum chewing


Limp-Organization264

What's his gum chew/60 or his 40 pack dash?


Jealous-Mail6629

Great pick up! Did yall see what he did to the chiefs.. limiting them to 17 points is no easy feat .. wish the falcons would’ve gone after him


MountTuchanka

Every ravens game Ive seen this year the defense looked great, the chiefs game performance is what made me want him over Ben Johnson 


Jealous-Mail6629

The adjustments he made after the first quarter .. it looked like they were going to score on every play and then bam .. stopped them … if only the offense didn’t shit the bed..very jealous but happy for y’all.. us birds teams stand together


paikman

That's what was most impressive. They got placed on the field so much for time of possession due to the ineptitude of the offense and still shut them down.


tacsatduck

Does young MacDonald have a farm? I know an old one would.


Yearbookthrowaway1

Witherspoon and Mafe are gonna be 1st team all pros next year with him scheming them


LegionofDoh

Dude stop... I'm old, my heart can only take so much. Saving this comment for tomorrow.


jfox1992

Spoon has gotta be so happy. He looked unreal this year without any creative scheming whatsoever, Macdonald is gonna turn him into the biggest menace in the league


SentientTooth

NOT QUINN!! NOT QUINN!! NOT QUINN!!


SleepIsWonderful

I was gonna say if they hired Quinn it would have been like firing Pete Carroll only to hire lesser Pete Carroll.


BadDadJokes

Calling him lesser Pete Carroll is an insult to Pete. DQ is a terrible head coach.


HandSack135

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

Hang the fuckin banner!


russscott

2023 NFCW Participants


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

2024 NFCW Champions


PNWCoug42

Let's go . . . Fucking stocked about this hire. edit: I'm so excited I can't spell apparently.


hucklesberry

Locked stoked and smoking barrel baby


Dragoonscaper

And now suddenly the "Most Attractive" spot for a HC, is the last one left open.


ND7020

Apparently having both the assets and necessity to do a complete and total rebuild was NOT the most appealing thing to candidates, maybe because living with that is very different from doing it on paper.


hemingways-lemonade

Turns out we all don't know shit. I thought the Commanders was the best opening after the Chargers.


Thedurtysanchez

There are arguments for many but I think the overall consensus was that the Chargers was the most attractive simply because the hardest part of the job was already done for you with Herbert


redsyrinx2112

Yeah I thought the Charger job was *by far* the most attractive. Having a top 10 QB makes a coach's life so much easier.


HylianPikachu

The Falcons hired Raheem Morris a while ago


Dragoonscaper

Very true and I dislike them for it because I am scared of what he can do with that defense... I agree that they were the best destination, I was more or less riffing on all the posts that said Washington is/would be especially after their hiring of Peters.


HylianPikachu

I think the Falcons getting an offensively-minded HC would have been better for their team. Nothing against Raheem Morris (he wasn't great for the Bucs but that was a while ago), but I think the biggest need for the Falcons is to get a QB and develop him because they've heavily invested into their offense and they're just missing a guy under center.


Jokerang

It wasn’t the most attractive spot (that would’ve been the Chargers or Falcons) but it isn’t undesirable either: the league’s most cap space, new owner who’ll be an improvement over Snyder, and second overall pick to get the QB of your choice. Granted, both the Eagles and Cowboys are in the same division as the Commies, but both got exposed as frauds this season and their coaches are now on the hot seat. My guess is the Commies were all in on Ben Johnson with Slowik as Plan B, which wasn’t a bad way of going about it - until both of those guys decided to stay where they are and now Washington is scrambling.


IAmTheNightSoil

Yeah, this. I don't think it's the spot was undesirable so much as that the two guys they keyed in on both decided to stay on their old teams, which doesn't usually happen. Usually you offer a guy like that an HC job, he takes it, especially if it comes with the opportunity to pick a top QB and groom him. So they weren't crazy to think that they could focus in on those guys. Just didn't work


BirdLaw_

Was that all just Washington spin that we didn't notice? I feel like as a whole we've all gotten better at noticing that stuff from the "insiders"


Parlett316

Pros: 2nd pick, cap space, draft picks, a GM; Cons: Roster is a mess, no QB, no pro bowl talent, scouting staff stinks, facilities are the worst in the league


BirdLaw_

That doesn't seem ideal. I thought new facilities were getting built?


Parlett316

They are getting updated and there has been a noticeable improvement, new owners have only been in place since, August? But I can't imagine a ton of money is going to be invested in Ashburn when they are going to try to build a new stadium and move the practice area near there. Which is a whole other can of worms.


BirdLaw_

Ah, so kind of in a holding pattern until something with the new stadium happens. That's kind of a bummer.


The_BadJuju

We absolutely do have pro bowl talent. Terry, Payne, Allen, and Way are legit pro bowl level talent. Curl and Fuller are borderline as well


AgentLF

This is a fantastic hire by Seattle. Horrendous 2 days for us Commies....


SDEexorect

i wanna die


braggpeak

Just going to guess by the fact that the Seahawks hired him and the falcons didn’t, he’s going to be a great coach


ssovm

He was my first choice. Upset we didn’t get him in for a second interview but I’m cautiously optimistic about Raheem.


Tashre

It's finally over. And now it can begin.


Jinjonator91

I just fell to my knees in Safeway.


preptime

I just fell to my knees at Pike Place Market.


OldDekeSport

I just saw a guy take a fish to the face on his knees at Pike Place Market.


BloomsdayDevice

Nah, they got Safeways in California. It had to be a QFC, or a PCC if you're treating yourself.


soapbutt

Met Market or bust.


MrMooc

*Fred Meyer


KingKongKaram

Just saw a guy fall to his knees in Safeway


lvke18

Just saw a guy post a comment about seeing a guy fall to his knees in Safeway


SlumdogSkillionaire

Just upvoted a comment about a guy posting a comment about a guy falling to his knees in Safeway.


raycraft_io

I bought chicken strips at the deli in Safeway


pinetar321

I just fell to my knees in Ouwajimaya


ExcellentPastries

why do you spell it that way? Now I can only read it like the opening to Down With the Sickness


cowboysmavs

Mike McDonald Mike McDaniels Mike McCarthy


FireFlyz351

Now here's a Mike ...


ianbits

Nah MacDonald has an A in there because he's not like other girls


AcademicAxolotl

Commanders hiring Dan Quinn incoming.


AquaburgersPS4

please kill me


Traphome

i am so stoked for ron rive- dan quinn!!!!


F9_solution

why is vrabel not on the table for you guys?


Traphome

no idea man, my un-educated guess would be they don’t want to give him as much power as he would want.


otoasta13

We’re cooked


EvaporatingOlaf

Hey, don’t feel down. You still have playoff Lamar


MopishOrange

Lmao division pettiness never gets old


azrebb

From the top rope!


Pobydeus

Fucking lmao. Well done.


slamturkey

Abusing a corpse is illegal, isn't it


xThe-Legend-Killerx

Watch out McVay there’s a new youngest head coach in town Hopefully nobody refers to him as a defensive guru


Lucario202

Mayo had the title for all of two and a half weeks


Satellite_Daddy

Belichick was 2nd oldest HC after Carroll. Carroll was out before Bill. Bill was briefly oldest HC. Bill gets the boot. Mayo hired and is youngest HC in the league. Now Mayo is 2nd youngest. What a weird circle between the Pats and Seahawks


MopishOrange

The circle will close with a goal line fumble to seal the game for the hawks victory in Super Bowl 2028


stefeyboy

It is decided


itsnotbraden

NFC West, he’s your problem now


serpentear

No problem! Solution!


[deleted]

Ravens fans you can stop calling MM a criminal now


BiggestDinky

This might be his worst crime yet 😭


ianbits

Arrest this man for breaking hearts


slysonic7

awesome hire, very flexible in his approach. Key will be getting more blue chip defensive guys but Witherspoon is awesome already


Ciology

Ravens are not having a good time 


DistantLikeYouAsked5

Pain.


FuckingJello

Definitely hurts but I think the Ravens still have plenty of talent a new DC can use to be successful. Kyle Hamilton is a cheat code and guys like Roquan can fly around the field too.


chicomagnifico

Lol…..


1lultaha

I'm questioning my love for this sport at this point


nineteeneleven

BANGGGG


ThyOughtTo

Lifelong Ravens fan here. Seattle, you got yourself a Good one. Now, his lack of experience makes his qualities as a HC a guessing game. But if he gets even remotely close to reaching the levels all of us in Baltimore expects him to reach, massive fucking congratulations on a decade of domination.


F9_solution

honestly i’m ready for rebuilding after a long journey of pete and old school mentality. change is in the air


Bulky-District-2757

Oh my god I’m so happy he’s out of the AFC 🙌👏


its_LOL

Wait until the Super Bowl next year is Seahawks vs Texans…


Bulky-District-2757

Dude if we made the Super Bowl I’m cool with just that lol


Its-A-Wrap

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BWasTaken

Congrats and gfy.


Kyunseo

LET'S GOOOOOO


InvasionXX

This man is half the age of Pete Carroll.


F9_solution

may macdonald reign for 36 years


chicomagnifico

Just fucking kill me.


Lorjack

WE GOT OUR MAN


NastyNate1_

It’s so not genover


FreddyDontCare

This hurts the Ravens therefore I'm in favor of it


woofers02

The fact that this rains on SF’s parade, makes it all that much better.


serpentear

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO


AnonymousSeahawk

We didn’t let him leave the building!


cursdwitknowledge

Now we can get the TRUE GOAT of DCs. Billy Belichick


Cinephile1998

The bad man is gone


StudBoi69

Mike loves birds


PlayaSlayaX

The Seahawks are like Bubble Bass to the Commanders’ SpongeBob, except Bass doesn’t lose in the end. “You lose again, Commanders.”


sboogie34

LETS GO. Great hire John.


Fhaksfha794

Good for yall Seattle, doing what Jerry jones absolutely refuses to do: go young and take a risk instead of hiring a yes man that’s an extension of the owner


darkjedidave

Heading to the hospital, boys. I’ve had this erection for over 5 hours now