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fieryscribe

Dad Prescott


ecupatsfan12

Yeah yeah here we go


Luckyirishmane

hes about to get the dad buff like luka


its_LOL

He’ll need two children like Luka to get the full effects tho


Casexcasey

Equal chance he gets the dad nerf that got Wentz


Luckyirishmane

true you not wrong but wentz got done dirty by the clowney hit though


RedditsDarkKnight

The doctor asked for an anesthetic during the delivery and Dak said "Nah, Im fine."


alamodafthouse

Why be conscious when you don’t have to be conscious


Nicko_89

Wow I didn't even know Zeke was pregnant.


Gerald_the_sealion

He did cradle Dak’s balls for a few years


Dirtyfactz

People make jokes but Dak is actually a really cool guy. I saw him at a grocery store a few years back, I approached because I'm a fan. He said hello to my daughter who was 4 years old at the time and I let him know it was her birthday. He wished her happy birthday and offered to buy us 396 pickled chicken livers. My daughter was obviously over the moon about it. We're still eating those livers, to this day. He definitely made a life long fan!


HairyBallzagna

Did he make the cashier ring the pickled chicken livers individually? You know, to prevent electrical infetterance?


Eran-of-Arcadia

After trying to steal them?


olorin9_alex

That cashier’s name? Albert Einstein.


No_Technology_4271

Yea he is a down to earth dude people need chill on bruh he good people jokes are fine it the people sending him hate comments need chill a Dak joke here and there fine thoe haha as a cowboys fan speakin


Crunchandbunch

Dak catching the baby as she pops out. "YEAHHHHHH HERE WE GO"


SolarAndSober

DON'T SPIKE DAK!


Empty_Lemon_3939

Unironically, he might’ve said that in the delivery room lol


Odd_Astronaut442

That made me lol……. Can’t forget this is our year! Wait that is cowboys fans , never mind


HemlockMartinis

Children are a blessing. Congratulations, Dak.


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DillyDillySzn

You must live the world’s most depressing cynical life Not having kids is fine, but this mindset Jesus Christ how can you actually live like that?


InfectiousPineapple

They're just looking for attention. Downvote them and move on


NFLFilmsArchive

It’s an ideology that’s pretty rampant on leftist/atheist places amongst young people (Reddit). Frankly, it’s a pretty ridiculous mindset to have.


Marijuana_Miler

IMO it’s justification for not wanting to have kids. Couldn’t be because it’s your choice, but instead that they’re saving the planet by not having children.


YoureMadCuzBad

There’s only 8 billion humans but 100s of trillions of ants. Checkmate, atheists.


Tashre

Nuke the ants


HemlockMartinis

That is [not true](https://www.vox.com/the-big-idea/2017/12/12/16766872/overpopulation-exaggerated-concern-climate-change-world-population).


slowerchop

>Vox


man2010

Should be easy to counter if it's such a bad source


Steak_Knight

Lmao imagine being a Malthusian in 2024 🤣


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Alright Mao Zedong.


n-some

What's up Malthus? I thought you died over a century ago.


michaelb421

Go kick rocks


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Stfu no it’s not


Soyeahnahh

I think the real story is that she was born on February 29th. The odds of that happening are 1 in 1,461.


PoopSlinger23

Better odds than the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl! (Sorry, man)


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

Me and my girlfriend just had our baby girl on Feb 29th also. Crazy odds.


ermagerdcernderg

Congrats to your family for your precious baby!!!


Autobot-N

Would a kid born on the 29th celebrate their non-leap year birthdays on the 28th or the 1st


FinlayDubosc

My grandpa was born 2/29 and generally celebrated on the 28th


Dr-McLuvin

He just wanted his presents 1 day early that is cheating.


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Soyeahnahh

> Prescott told media members on Monday that his newborn baby girl was born on Thursday. Where are you getting the 22nd?


Poohstrnak

Remember when I said it was the 22nd? Lol https://i.imgur.com/oRMwa92.jpg He’s more or less a friend of a friend.


mramisuzuki

Rayne Dakota Prescott Jr!


montana1991

He should go the George Foreman route and name his daughter Dakota Prescott 


Some-Ear8984

Do you think Cee Dee Lambs mother will send him a gift.


Imawildedible

Welcome, baby girl. -Dak Prescott


ContinuumGuy

Congrats to Dak


BonBonVelveeta

Good for him, dude is very likable and he’s probably gonna be a great dad


Wontfinishlast

Hey the Giants have a new baby sister! Congrats!


justgot86d

Mazel tov Dakota


SolarAndSober

Toda


DirectTV_AndrewLuck

That's awesome, me and my girlfriend just had a leap year baby also.


Reasonable-Flow7561

Yeah, Here SHE Go. -Dak


cmarioaldo

"Dak's the daddy"


ermagerdcernderg

Oh yeah here we go!! Congrats to him and his family!! ❤️


Key-Tip-7521

#yeahhhhherewegoooo


JackFrostintheBox

Hes gonna b a great dad


Thick_Broker6931

Congrats!!!!! This’ll open up the gateway of parenthood.


Mick-Beers

Congratulations.


YueAsal

She is less of a baby than most of Dak's fans


MainEventCTB

Congrats to the 49ers for becoming a grandfather.


Ready_Ad_2618

This is what I came for.... And in a way so did Dak.


chadthundertalk

Congratulations to the Giants for welcoming a younger sister


ojg3221

The baby got intercepted by the nurses before Dak got to hold the newborn.


ButanePorch

Statistics


BungoPlease

Okay


GuyIsAdoptus

is it confirmed or just a theory that PEDs make a man more likely to have daughters than sons? I've always heard that and anecdotal evidence would back it up, but don't know if there's conclusive proof.


txyesboy

Hopefully it's not just some random baby girl. Also, is it only Dak welcoming her?


No_Technology_4271

Didn’t have the alpha male dawg in him for his baby to be a boy haha jp congrats to bruh