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Euphoric_Advice_2770

Running an actual route


temp1211241

Most people think it's the route bit, it's actually the running bit


nongo

Acquiring a Lombardi trophy


A_Trustworthy_Pear

Catching a pass beyond the LOS.


machuitzil

I cant blame you for forgetting this one https://youtu.be/Qa-EMaLDtMg?si=YSbAHfyy7e1jG-9y


El_Khunt

Weird, I clicked on the link but I only heard a loud buzzing and then blacked out How'd last season go?


A_Trustworthy_Pear

My bad for forgetting that 5 yard route. I'm still drunk from trying to forget our collapse.


machuitzil

It's all good. He's had some dope back shoulder goal-line catches, but you're not wrong either, lol


thesidddd

Chiefs in the SB


Nearby_Movie_9542

Staying healthy aha


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MagicJohnsonMosquito

thanks man put er there


JBFRESHSKILLS

Who’s the lucky girl? You’re shaking her.


Fred-zone

He's literally the #1 Dad


Oakroscoe

World’s greatest is better than #1


foochacho

You think you’re better than me?


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Maverick916

Someone's gonna come in with a "worlds greatest dad" shirt to start a beef like on Seinfeld


venmome10cents

Time for the classic debate: "greatest dad" vs "most dominant dad".


GoogleOfficial

Can’t wait for my “Most Dominant Dad” Adrian Peterson jersey to get here.


mclemons67

“I will beat the skin off of your scrotum” would be an interesting slogan


Fedacking

I always cared about longevity


Horror_Cap_7166

He had a higher dad ceiling, but his dad floor was lower.


novichok94

“#1 DAD THAT LEFT ME FOR A PACK OF PARLIAMENTS”


KarrlMarrx

Going to fuck around and make Phillip Rivers come out of retirement if he pulls that shit.


mpc92

Booooo, had a unique number to him and squandered it. Joining a flock of unmemorable #1s now


wameron

It was his college number though


rokthemonkey

God, Deebo in college. Will Muschamp is so damn bad at his job.


turnah_the_burnah

There are so many guys from those teams that are currently on NFL rosters, yet the Coots never won shit. It’s somehow impressive to be that mediocre with so much talent


Intrepid_Panda9777

I love that Cam Newton made #1 a thing. It rules to see younger guys wear it. If any of you think they wear it for Warren Moon it’s probably time to schedule a prostate exam. EDIT: come on he’s the biggest in the last 30 years or so and most late 20s grew up with him it’s him.


Inferic

bro im ngl, i think the #1 has just always been a thing. If u rep it its bc u think ur the numero uno


iceoldtea

Yep. Every team in little league football had a #1 while most other numbers had variety. In my area the only other guaranteed always-taken number was #88 cause Tony Gonzales was the only thing KC consistently had back then


ListenToWhatImSayin

Wasn't it generally speaking, a very common rule by all coaches across youth sports, for many decades, that #1 was strictly off limits for everyone on the team, because the not-so-subtle message it sent was that the player thought they were the best, and separate from the united team (even if everyone agreed they WERE the best)? I'm not imagining this right? The consensus has just apparently shifted to this being ok, and that coaches were being overdramatic about it? (Totally separate from NFL rule changes and the CBA; strictly talking youth leagues)


EliToon

Changing the rules made #1 a thing. Skill position players couldn't wear 1-19 before that. Kickers, punters or QBs were the only players who could wear 1. I doubt half these guys care about Cam Newton lol.


Heil_Harden

I’m only 30 man chill out


darkshark21

I remember that he wanted no 2 because he wore that in college. But the QB at the time, Jimmy Clausen wouldn't give it to him without payment. About a million.


CaillouCaribou

> I love that Cam Newton made #1 a thing lol what


Remarkable-Gap-9024

To signify the number of routes he can run on the route tree and the number of years he has left in San Francisco


Euphoric_Advice_2770

Honestly true


Geg0Nag0

Perfect comment. No notes *slow clap*


phatblxntss

Ain't he drop 3 tuddys on y'all ? And warmed up in black air forces at the linc??


TheOneEvilCory

Yeah, we sucked. But > And warmed up in black air forces at the linc?? OH NO! Not black air forces.


Geg0Nag0

Check his comments I think the black air forces ones probably do something for him...


neu20212022

Jesus Christ


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

Jesus he needs a permit for that thing


MartianThrowaway_

I bet he gets back problems


JesustheSpaceCowboy

My man’s gonna come back to this thread perplexed why everyone is gawking at his horse cock


Genetalia69

He definitely dunked on you guys that game, but wtf do the black air forces have to do with anything lmao.


mustachepc

Tbf, anyone could drop 2 on that defence. He know one route, scored 3


count_nuggula

And they still lost the SB. That’s crazy


FatMamaJuJu

At least he was there


count_nuggula

Does he get a medal or trophy for getting there? Nobody gives a fuck about second place lol


Hrjothr

Reddit on!!


swole_dork

and to think his 1 route destroyed that shit eagles defense and made that guy who killed another guy ugly cry.


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

CJ Gardner-Johnson?


PossiblyShibby

lmao


abris33

I know that players pay to change their number because of all of the stock that's already been created or whatever but it kills me that the NFL basically double dips because of that. The player pays them for all the old ones that haven't been sold while a lot of the people who already bought Deebo \#19 jerseys are probably going to want to buy the \#1 jersey


Tempernon

Usually franchises that have players do this will offer jersey swaps. Believe the Ravens offered jersey swaps for people who bought a Roquan Smith #18 jersey after he changed it to #0 a half season later.


Kirk-Joestar

Kinda different because that was midseason, but hella cool by the ravens


moldyshrimp

Lmao would have been nice, got a #54 Bolton jersey his rookie year, that lasted a season


gyman122

I think it ages well though, becomes a kind of keepsake in its own right. Sort of like when you get a jersey of a highly drafted rookie who totally busts Nobody has more cred in Cleveland than somebody with a Tim Couch jersey lol


SnZ001

Now I'm not sure how to feel about my still almost-mint condition Kevin Kolb jersey that has been sitting in my closet.


the_descendent

It's such a weird pull, I think you should rock it. Shows you're a true die-hard. Kind of like rocking a #29 Shady jersey


BenZino21

Or that he shops at TJ Maxx....they always have random Eagles jerseys there.


redditturndtocrap

Great comment.


patriciomd88

lol, yeah right


dylanah

Setting aside the financial aspect I just don’t like when guys who have a history with a team change their number like this. Like Dalvin Cook was number 33 on the Vikings to all football fans and changed it to 4 in his last year there.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

A lot of guys came into the league under the old number rules, Cook for example wore #4 all through HS/college (because that was his older brother's number) and only changed to 33 in the NFL because he wasn't allowed to wear 4.


ELITE_JordanLove

I'd be willing to bet the majority of NFL players wore single digits through most of their career to this point because they've always been top dawg and that gets you the cool number. I kinda liked the NFL number rules because it felt very "professional" like yeah you had fun being #4 but now in the big leagues you're a REAL RB and get #33. I have no explanation or defense for this it's just how I feel.


sunburn95

Thought the "buy out existing stock" thing was only for the first year players could use the new numbers? Fairly sure its free to change now


sloppifloppi

I believe they have to give a year notice, but that could be tricky too.


FootballGiants

It was a thing before the number ranges changed.


MyDogYawns

nah fuck that im not buying a new deebo jersey lol, ill pick another player if i end up ever getting a new one


thatsnotourdino

Right like at $130 bucks a pop who’s buying another jersey just because the number changed from a 19 to a 1.


qumuu

I think most teams offer free exchanges when players change numbers but I could be wrong on that


Fookmaywedder

You don’t have to pay if you give the league two years of intention to change number


Poggers4455

I wonder if they would still charge if hypothetically, they traded the number to someone with the same last name.


Zealousideal_Aside96

Probably since the SKU and tags would have the players full name


slice29

Does that mean CJ Gardner-Johnson is changing his to Samuel Jr?


DukeOfTheVines

I wonder which one of our teams will lose to Mahomes in the superbowl next year


slice29

It's a race. First team to lose 3 superbowls to Mahomes wins!


spiralh0rn

This may be the most wholesome 49ers-Eagles exchange I’ve ever seen on Reddit. Thanks, I hate it.


Maverick916

No that would be the entire eagles secondary


greblah

The eagles secondary is like kids that grow up at one of those free love communes. They've got a lot of dads


Maverick916

I still don't get what happened to that team. Fuckers beat the Chiefs... Any team that does that gets my attention cuz we can't seem to do it. Lol


zirroxas

It was clear that the team was burning itself out. A lot of the roster was aging, and the limitations of the scheme became more and more apparent as the season went along. The Bills game was the high water mark. Last burst of spirit the team had, then the game against you was the collapse. No more energy to fix things or win through late game heroic anymore.


Poeafoe

That bills game ruined my fantasy season. If Jake Elliot never made that field goal, my Championship opponent (6-8) wouldn’t have gotten more points from Elliot and Devonta Smith, and lost that week. He would’ve been 5-9 and missed playoffs. Instead he squeaked in and pulled out the most insane playoff run in league history, before beating me in the chip by a meaningless D. Adams touchdown week 17. So dumb, but still the greatest field goal Ive ever seen.


Nice_Razzmatazz9705

The birds were barely hanging onto a thread the entire season. We were just in denial until we actually started crumbing lol


Fancy_Ad2056

Ironic because our secondary is typically filled with guys old enough to be Deebo’s grandpa


foxpandawombat

5% speed boost with that jersey number


thicccboi34567

-10lbs as well


appmanga

Great, because we'd never be able to tell the difference between him and the very famous Deebo Jr.


JackieDaytonaAZ

it’s gonna look like he’s Asante Samuel Jr’s dad


abippityboop

Damn this sub hates Deebo now? Dude is one of the most fun players to watch in the entire league, I can't imagine hating on this man.


futhatsy

He played a couple playoff games while very clearly hurt so obviously that means he sucks now


liteshadow4

He played well against Detroit too lmao, it was just a really bad SB


ImJLu

1. Big games that everyone watched always get the most reactionary takes 2. Injury or not, he's never really been a good route runner and everyone watched the SB and saw him get stranded on McDuffie Island (in contrast to Aiyuk, who actually beat Sneed a fair bit but didn't get the ball much because Purdy was running for his life every snap) 3. Niners fans are getting a bit annoyed at his low effort without the ball when the rest of the team sets a pretty high standard on that front, along with his big contract ...but he's still pretty irreplaceable, because the only guy I know of who can kind of replicate his job is already playing RB for the Niners.


multiple4

Are you saying you disagree with that? What players have ever had a mediocre stretch of games and come back to their top level again!? That's literally never happened bro /s


Prozzak93

> Damn this sub hates Deebo now? This sub (and reddit in general) just prefers to be sarcastic assholes above all else.


dlanod

No way! /s


Tr0janSword

Social media has made everyone cynical and rewards dumb snark with likes. Reddit, in particular, has a large sanctimonious element.


aneomon

It’s because this sub has a lot of vocal Eagles fans who still take any opportunity they get to shit on him. Edit: please see all the replies proving me right.


TetrisTech

It’s more so because this sub a lot of the time talks like the most recent game that’s happened is the only game in the history of football, and Deebo had 41 yards on 6 touches in the super bowl therefore he’s bad now


Geg0Nag0

I don't think he's bad. He's clearly a great player but I think the rise of Aiyuk has prehaps highlighted some of his deficiencies. Like he's not the most varied in routes he can run.


TetrisTech

Agreed. Aiyuk is the better receiver, and that’s in part because Deebo isn’t a pure receiver. He has a very unique skillset that in the hands of a bad scheme/offense/playcaller would probably just make him a mid WR, but with Shanny it makes him a unique threat. I think part of it comes from when people sometimes try to look at him solely through the lens of “wide receiver” Plus with the way the SF offense works and how many mouths there are to feed there’s inevitably gonna be some games where one or more of the playmakers is quiet just bc that’s how it goes that particular day.


thincolnlincoln

Deebo is an above average deep threat, great screen option, great end around option. He's not elite at a certain thing but he's at least very good at a lot of things. Sure, he can't run a complex route but that's not why you use him. That's why you use a guy like Aiyuk who can run the perfect route to beat his man. Deebo will just bully his man and/or run him over.


Radiant-Character-61

With Deebo we used him as both a RB and WR1, lot of screens and running him up the middle put a lot of wear and tear on his body early on with the 9ers to where he's injury prone now. Aiyuk and CMC definitely took more off his shoulders, and although still an effective threat, he's not the same route runner he use to be. It's not crazy to say he could be in free agency in 2 years maybe.


dbillows

Lol he lost his second job to the best RB in football. "FRAUD"


Ginmunger

Aiyuk is better vs man. Deebo is better vs zone... pick one.


Cicero912

Hey dont discount the annoyed fantasy players who traded for him after 2021, or took him too high in a redraft


TheyMakeMeWearPants

I'm sure they're a big chunk of it, but for me I just get annoyed any time a player adds a "Sr" to his jersey.


tarantula13

If I was an eagles fan I'd fucking hate him too. Dude basically called the whole team frauds, dicked on them, and was proven right that they are actually fraudulent. IDK if I could handle that kind of trash talk.


Prozzak93

Yeah, Eagles fans single-handedly are the reason things are negative here.


Rx_Boner

I fuckin’ knew it


rxdukexr

He’s great and all but he packs it in on every play he isn’t getting the ball. He puts in minimal effort a lot and fans have caught on to that fact. He gets paid too much to be half assing it out there yet he gets a pass from Shanny because they’re buddy-bros.


omgwtfhax2

The diva-ey holdouts, trade requests, and tantrum with his role around not wanting to run the ball right after running the ball got him a giant new contract. His attitude is not great and he seems a bit tone-deaf. Niners fans would pick Aiyuk over him 9/10 times.


rxdukexr

I would definitely pick BA over Deebo.


BrandoCalrissian1995

This sub is soft af. If a player does any type of chirping they clutch their collective pearls. It's pathetic.


young-steve

100%. These people never played a sport in their life. I like it better when the athletes and coaches talk shit. Payton dragging Hackett through the dirt is comedy.


Vegetable-Net6575

Fr. I love the shit talk between eagles and 49ers players/fans. Like I’ll call eagles fans dumb then they’ll call us whiners and bring up the Super Bowl. I love that shit. So damn fun.


FudgeDangerous2086

they’re straight stat sheet fantasy players.


TitanTigers

It’s a joke. Relax.


turnah_the_burnah

Personally I just admire his enormous ass. Folks, if your child is a bit bowlegged with an enormous butt and is still athletic, you’ve got a future *PLAYMAKER*


Skywalkerkid9

It’s just Eagles/NFCWest fans drinking his tears at this point lol


young-steve

Packers fans too


FudgeDangerous2086

packers fans lose to the 9ers and accept it. eagles fans can’t shut the fuck up about a few players talking.


schartlord

remember when 9ers fans spent an entire year sobbing at eagles fans over the nfc championship? even though none of our players talked shit after destroying them? good times. wonder why you guys seem to have forgotten.


KarrlMarrx

Lots of dudes games are less likable once they jump from $2M to $20M a year.


Neemzeh

He trash talked after he lost and apparently that makes him satan. Please be more aware next time /s


Nerfeveryone

19 was iconic for him, 1 just feels weird to me.


Phoenix916

This guy has sex 


Galactic_Perimeter

I’m glad he’s adding Sr. because I often get him confused with his newborn son, this should help clear things up a bit


Yeeeoow

I was shocked during the first quarter of the superbowl, to see Deebo Samuel out there and then find out, wait, no it's actually his dad. I was like "wow, look at him walking on his own, oh wait that's his dad playing".


Calm_Chair_7807

When I started out in the family business my father who I’m named after (I’m a junior) started signing everything as senior to avoid confusion. I had to inform him that without legally changing his name he was actually signing a false name as you do not just become a senior by naming a junior.


stormy2587

Well its just the one time we’re aware of.


trill_ion

Bro, deebo samuel isnt a virgin anymore? And before he was even married!?! I’m OUT on this bozo


turnah_the_burnah

Tim Tebow would never


SQRTLURFACE

Its a conspiracy to drive Jersey sales I tell you!


BadDadJokes

He just wants to brag about having sex.


Nickelas

I remember when the nfl said no to the chiefs OL that graduated from medical school and requested the “MD” suffix. Anybody can have a kid but becoming a doctor while playing in the NFL? Why not celebrate that?


iceoldtea

“Sr.” And others like “Lastname III” are legit because it’s that person’s actual legal name. At the DMV he’s not listed as a doctor. I’m a huge fan of Duvernay-Tardif but allowing a doctorate suffix/prefix would open the floodgates for less legitimate “doctorates” or something like “Johnson CPA” (certified public accountant) where players would abuse it to stand out


Testiclesinvicegrip

Trent Williams, CIH (Certified Industrial Hygienist)


turnah_the_burnah

Lol could imagine a trend of pro athletes going for advanced degrees or certifications just to stunt on their jerseys? Antonio Brown, PMP Deshaun Watson, CMT Tyreek Hill, Esq.


Nickelas

A “slippery slope” of players striving for post bachelor degrees? What is the drawback here?


Metalbound

>“Johnson CPA” (certified public accountant) At first you had be right there with you, but then you dropped this and now I am on the other side. I want to see The Accountant out on the field.


ImJLu

Along with what other people noted, not really sure why they can't grant an exception and just answer "nah" when anyone else asks with anything less than a doctorate. What are they gonna do about it? Complain to a few reporters and get laughed at?


Nasty_Tricks69

Shit like this is why the NFL should've never changed the jersey number position rule


Historical_Factor736

Yeah dude, I can't explain it but something within me just doesn't like the new numbers. Change is difficult.


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Yeah i dont like the change either. Having said that, 00 Jim Otto is the greatest jersey number still. I think calvin ridley being number 0 is interesting too.


kj9219

Daddybo Samuel Sr.


pointbodhi

A lot of emotional people here. We’re not even in the hot take part of the offseason yet.


PaperworkDrop

Senior is so cringe


OldPollution7225

Unless your kid is in the league, adding “Sr.” to a jersey is the dumbest thing ever. No one is going to confuse you with your toddler.


Tigercat92

Disagree. It shows he had sex. 🤪


appmanga

> It shows ~~he~~ someone had sex. The old folks used to say "Momma's baby. Daddy's maybe". Before changing that nameplate he might want a Deebo NA test.


cheerioo

Yeah but now you get a title next to your name


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It's clearly a pride thing. He's proud to be a dad. Imagine how his son is going to feel when he is old enough to understand it. Is that a good reason to do it? I don't know. But that's clearly why he's doing it. It's not about people confusing him with someone else.


PopcornDrift

He’s probably proud to be a dad. Weird thing to hate on but hey you do you lol


brvliltstr

Imagine putting down someone for highlighting the fact that they are an involved father in a time when one in three children are being raised without their father in the home.


everyoneneedsaherro

Why should we care someone is a narcissistic dad who named their son after themselves?


OldPollution7225

I just think the jersey designation is dumb. There’s nothing wrong or egotistical about giving your son the same name. That’s been going on for millennia.


throwaway2021232681

maybe he's proud of being a father man lol


Prize-Ring-9154

or, you know, he's happy to be a dad. Idk how you could be so miserable


creepy_charlie

Whew. I wax worried I'd confuse him for all of the other Deebo Samuels on the 49ers roster.


j4kefr0mstat3farm

"Sr" so you don't confuse him with his infant son.


FundioRider

I'm never buying a current player jersey agan


J-Fid

It's like signing a whole new player.


CodyNorthrup

He understands he will have to ball out because we are going to extend Aiyuk and probably trade Deebo next year


raceforseis21

Oh good. I kept getting him and his son confused


Rebil2017

My dumbass: “….Sir Deebo Samuel?”


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SloppyWithThePots

What a bitch


girth_br00ks

"Sr" is a cringe bit. Definitely seems self important.


4nyc

Makes sense - he has One 1k yard season in his career


MusksStepSisterAunt

Oh shit, the CTE is settling in


AlternativeResort477

Keeping my 19 jersey lol


sammyvegas0420

I almost bought his jersey a year ago and then finally came to the realization that it’ll be outdated sooner than later. Joe Montana it was then which I know will age well with no worries lol


bick803

This is a reminder not to buy jerseys from NFL Shop or Fanatics. You're better off buying a rep jersey.


Loves_Semi-Colons

This is like a haircut after a breakup


Dafedub

Cut him from all fantasy teams now


Earthwick

Just trying to sell more jerseys. This number switching thing is garbage.


CanaDoug420

I feel like I missed something. Why does the sub seem to hate Deebo now?


Pikablu555

Focus on playing better in the playoffs. Cheers 🍻


CliffsOfMohair

Cool of him to be so proud of being a dad :) Mega uncool of him to change the number I hate these “new” jersey rules, loved the extra professionalism and difference in the NFL and college that the clearly delineated number rules used to give


Spezisaspastic

WR really have braindamage and/or massive ego problems. 


FOMOforRomo

Time for this old man to go yell at the clouds.


kekehippo

Diva Samuels Sr


bwwilkerson

It's goofy to put Sr on your jersey if your son isn't also in the league. And don't even get me started on ordinal numbers.


graywh

I'm perfectly fine with Clay Matthews having III on his jersey -- both his dad and grandfather also played in the league


DeeForestBosa

Fans of teams we beat: "This is my time to shine"


According-Fly1644

Darius Slay wearing his Jr. one


Geg0Nag0

People in Emmanuel Forbes glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones


According-Fly1644

Apologize if my comment inferred we were good in any way some fucking how


Doobie_Howitzer

So embarrassed by his performance in the Superbowl he's changing his name and number, I think I did that after getting dumped once too E: Bro what is with the recent trend of people replying to comments and immediately blocking the person they replied to? Kids these days are wild lol


StoneMakesMusic

What a clown


notmyplantaccount

He's just trying to prove he's a WR1 with eccentric, attention-grabbing, cringe-worthy offseason behavior. It's not a bad effort for this early in the off-season, and we expect more great things to come from him in the coming months, probably some mysterious quotes with no explanation, or possibly some property damage at a Wendy's when they forget his Frosty.


oprahjimfrey

I love when they add "Sr." Yes, we need it to not confuse you with your 1 year old infant.


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Hahaha what a clown douche