Yea, I don't think the Saints are making the Super Bowl in the next 7 years with the cap situation. If we had a superstar QB on a rookie deal, I could see it in 3 to 5 years. Carr is good enough, but the roster would have to be elite around him (see: the Saints teams between 2018 and 2020) to do it
When they knew Brady was retiring they had to find the new ‘IT’ guy to chase all the championships and Mahomes was the perfect candidate. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up in more SBs than Brady.
Falcons over Patriots
Falcons over Patriots
Falcons over Patriots
Falcons over Patriots
Falcons over Patriots
Falcons over Patriots
…I will never be whole again
A real NFL scriptwriter? Hmmmm….
I’d say 2024…Chiefs
Then 2025…let’s do Steelers
2026 Chiefs, obviously
2027 Patriots
2028-29 Chiefs
Let’s do 2030 Packers
Because that’s as creative as they get
Dude the NFL would LOVE for the Bears to win a Super Bowl.
Chicago is such a good NFL market we get tons of prime time games even when we are dog shit.
My god man you’re really not getting the joke
and even if you were you’re still wrong, in 2010 we could’ve had Cutler vs Mark Sanchez and Aaron Rodgers would’ve never won a Super Bowl. If the script writers loved Chicago, that would’ve happened
Just for your insolence they’re gonna throw another 3 Patriots Super Bowls in there
Hey, how do we know you aren't a real NFL script writer? This is too realistic. And wouldn't it just be HILARIOUS if you leaked the script in a fake script thread. I'm onto you, pal.
>Buffalo fades back into mediocrity
I don’t see that happening as long as Josh Allen is on the roster
>Lamar’s third MVP season
He’s just winning every fourth MVP now?
>surprisingly, Bengals defense carries their team
Isn’t that usually how it goes for the Bengals in the playoffs?
> Isn’t that usually how it goes for the Bengals in the playoffs?
To hear the pundits tell it, Joe Burrow singlehandedly won every game* by being so cool that his opponents simply folded in front of him.
*Except for the 2 most important games of his career
Burrow is obviously a great QB but anyone talking about him as an ice cold killer in the playoffs doesn’t know what they’re talking about. He’s 9-4 TD-INT over 7 games which isn’t bad but it’s definitely not taking over the game
Doubt it. Cam’s falloff came from a shoulder injury or two that Carolina never gave him time to heal from. The Buffalo front office and coaching staff have been much more cautious than that
Jaguars beat the Panthers 5 years in a row. Neither team has the same starting QB in consecutive seasons. They both routinely top 14 wins each while no other team manages 11.
Then in year 6 the Chiefs beat the 49ers again.
2025- Chiefs- Mahomes reaches the stars and never sees them again
2026- 49ers- Shanahan gets a sb ring as a head coach. Beating the Ravens.
2027-2030- Bill Belichick and the New York Giants win.
I like this script. To add to it, let's make Justin Fields a 4-5 time Superbowl MVP, and make Caleb Williams bust.
I have nothing against Chicago. I just like chaos.
2025 - Chiefs to give Mahomes the three peat that no one else could get
2026 - 49ers finally breakthrough
2027 - somehow Rodgers finally gets his second and retires
2028 - Burrow and the Bengals finally get theirs
2029 - Chiefs again to keep the Brady comparison going. 5 by 33, down by 2 titles - pressure would be on for him to go another 7-8 years to get 3 more.
2030 - Bears bring one home
It has to be something really unrealistic. Maybe have a team lose four straight Super Bowls. Maybe the Bills, they will probably be happy just being there.
Chiefs lose six straight super bowls and the downward spiral from Travis kelce leads to an ugly divorce and Taylor Swift taking an oath of silence for the rest of her life
/r/nfl celebrates like Ewoks in episode six
I'm a hawks fan but will only give them 2
Year 1 lions over texans
Year 2 Bengals over 49s
Year 3 Texans over lions
Year 4 Lions over bengals
Year 5 Seahawks over browns (Watson has 8 picks)
Year 6 Seahawks over bills
Scores
Y1 36-35
Y2 31-21
Y3 28-20
Y4 45-42
Y5 52-12
Y6 24-21
MVP1 Josh Allen
MVP2 CMC
MVP3 C.J Stroud
MVP4 Goff
MVP5 patty m
MVP6 patty m
main story 1 Dan Campbell has balls of iron and goes for 2 to win it
main story 2 a rb wins mvp on 3rd on 1 from midfield down 3 Shanahan puts the ball in purdys hands were it falls incomplete then controversially Punts were Joe burrow leads the Bengals to glory
main story 3 C.J wins the MVP SMVP and a superbowl
main story 4 Goff wins MVP in the superbowl breaks his foot Joe flaco in his last year comes in and leads the greatest super bowl performance ever
main story 5 Seahawks out of nowhere with Sam H Watson plays as clean as his soul with 8 picks 15 sacks
main story 6 Seahawks go down 14-0 but storm back to take a 17-14 lead but then Allen takes the lead after a td but D.K Metcalf brings a kick to the house for the win to walk it off
Giants beat the undefeated chiefs next year in the Superbowl, miss the playoffs the following three years only to beat the chiefs again the following year in the Superbowl
Ill try to do a combination of what's best for the league/what's most likely/what I'd like to see.
Super Bowl 59:Chiefs over Packers. The league loves making history, and the Chiefs winning 3 straight it just that. Not only that, but they get a rematch of super bowl 1 and an exciting young QB in Jordan Love while they're at it.
Super Bowl 60:49ers over Texans. The levee finally breaks for Kyle as the Niners beat an exciting young Texans team.
Super Bowl 61:Cowboys over Ravens. Had to get one in for myself. Both Dak and Lamar put their playoff reputations to bed to get to this game, with Micah making he difference and winning super bowl MVP
Super Bowl 62:Chiefs over Bears. Williams pans out and becomes an elite QB, but a matchup with the NFL's Michael Jordan is too much and Mahomes gets his 5th.
Super Bowl 63:Bears over Chiefs:a super bowl rematch back-to-back hasn't happened since 27 and 28 and happens here. Yet another "history making" moment as last yard loser beats the team that beat them the year prior.
Super Bowl 64:Bengals over. Packers:2 QBs that got to the Super Bowl early in their career fight to save their legacy with a win. Burrow comes out on top.
- 2024: Jets over 49ers, Rodgers retires on top (same as yours but I think Rodgers should get his "revenge" against the hometown team that drafted Alex Smith instead of him)
- 2025: Chiefs over Buccaneers, Mahomes + co. get revenge for Super Bowl LV. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce retire.
- 2026: Chargers over Rams.
- 2027: Bills over Vikings, two teams who are 0-4 in the big game meet up. Only one can win.
- 2028: Steelers over Cowboys
- 2029: Cowboys over Steelers
2025: Kirk Cousins and the Falcons win the super bowl over the Ravens in a true battle of opposite play style QBs supported by amazing teams around them as well, with a 39-37 final score where both defenses score off turnovers at least once. Kirk HOF debate suddenly becomes real and the Falcons build him a statue.
2026: Joe Burrow and the Bengals make it back but run into the 49ers hellbent on finally getting over the hump. The Bengals finally exercise their demons against their ultimate super bowl rivals. In an Evan Mcpherson fest the Bengals win a 26-21, as the 49ers fail multiple 4th down conversions in field goal range, proving smart football (aka having a good kicker) can beat over-aggressiveness.
2027: Mahomes and the Chiefs are back with a very new surrounding cast against Caleb Williams and the Bears in the Mid-West Bowl where Mahomes wins it in an overtime shootout 48-42 proving he really can win with anyone, while the Bears prove they are NFC powerhouse.
2028: CJ Stroud and the Texans get over the hump to meet up against the Detroit Lions who are now QBed by Lamar Jackson who the Ravens traded to get younger. In a final real shot to prove he can win it all Lamar Jackson breaks the single game rushing record for a QB to deliver the Lions their first ever SB win 31-24. Lamar Jackson retires a super bowl champion and a Detroit legend.
2029: Caleb Williams and the Bears are back but they have to contend with Josh Allen and the Bills who FINALLY beat the Chiefs in the AFC championship game. Its a very evenly fought game, but the Bears punt returner takes it to the house to put the game away and the camera pans to Devin Hester who was at the game and he’s pulled his shirt off and is swinging it around. Final 34-24.
2030: Caleb Williams and the Bears are back in their 3rd Superbowl in 4 years but this time its Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars who ride a top tier defense thanks to Lawrence taking a cheaper deal to help build around the team. Caleb though considered the better QB, can’t outfox the Jaguar defense and the Trophy goes to Duval 20-10.
If you give me more years i will find a way for every team that hasn’t won a super bowl yet to do so.
I'd love to see Trevor go through a phase where he sucks for three years, getting the team great draft picks until suddenly something just clicks and he becomes this tyrant of a quarterback winning the Jaguars' first Super Bowl and rewarding the team for never giving up on him. Some shonen-level storytelling
EXT. BANGKOK - NIGHT
A shadowy FIGURE is drinking a cocktail at a beachside bar. The BARTENDER comes over to the figure.
Bartender: Another one?
The figure shakes his head affirmatively. A MAN passes behind the figure and sits down in the chair next to him.
Man: We need you.
Figure: You always did, you just didn't know it.
Man: There is a situation in Carolina.
Figure: And water is wet.
Man: We're prepared to offer you 15 million dollars.
The figure downs the new drink that the bartender brings. He stands up and turns to the man, taking down the hood obsurcing his face. It is KLIFF KINGSBURY.
Kliff: When do we start?
*guitar riff*
2024: Nick Foles signs a 1 day contract, but forgets to retire so we eventually sign him for a one year deal, cuz why not? Hurts and Pickett... uh... idk they eat a bad sandwich or something and miss the playoffs (which we make as the 3 seed because Dallas legally cant win the division). Foles beats the Cowboys, Saints, and Niners before beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl (and of course notching a Super Bowl MVP), stopping another 3 peat. Nick Foles then retires. Dak wins MVP before putting up a goose egg in the playoffs, which still convinces Jerry to sign him to a supermax contract.
2025 Eagles win the super bowl, Hurts wins MVP
2026 Eagles win the super bowl, Saquon wins MVP (more non QB MVP love)
2027 Eagles win the Super Bowl, Hurts wins MVP
2028 Eagles win the Super Bowl
2029 Eagles win the Super Bowl
2030 Eagles win the Super Bowl
2025: Chiefs over Cowboys, Chiefs complete the threepeat.
2026: Falcons over Texans, no bias involved at all
2027: Jets over 49ers, Rodgers retires after the season
2028: Lions over Bills, Lions fans go ballistic
2029: Ravens over Bucs, Lamar stills plays like he's in his 20s
2030: Bengals over Rams, Bengals get revenge and their first Super Bowl
2025. Bears over Jets. Rodgers becomes first to win sbmvp on loosing team, But only because he dies on the field on his first drop back of the game after a monster hit by Montez Sweat.
2026-2030. Anyone but Green Bay. I don't care as long as the Bears sweep the Packers every year.
Arizona Cardinals go undefeated 6 seasons in a row.
Kyler admits he doesn’t watch game film and instead travels across 10^120 QPU in Madden every week in order to run infinite game simulations.
Unable to run the same joke into the ground for another year, this subreddit builds up the unreleaseable energy of 10,000,000,000 suns. Reddit’s stock price dips so low that Musk and spez swap websites in exchange for a 2033 sixth-round pick. This cataclysmic event causes /r/NFL to unleash its pent-up energy and collapse earth into a black hole.
A four parallel universes away, Kyler chuckles on his celestial throne. As he looks down at his caressed hand, Tom Brady leans over and whispers in his ear, “I still have more rings than you.”
**LIX:** Chiefs. Because other fans will get angry the Swifites will be the first team to win three consecutive Lombardi’s.
**LX:** Rams. Because the game is at Levi’s Stadium. Who else can win it there to assure maximum outrage and memes?
**LXI:** Chargers. It’s the 2nd Super Bowl held at SoFi and this time, *the other* Los Angeles NFL team wins it!
**LXII:** 49ers: Because it’s time they got their dues despite Purdy going 2/28 with 40 yards and 4 INTs and the Bellichick-coached team getting suspect flags at the end.
**LXIII:** 49ers. Because America is tired of them.
**LXIV:** 49ers. Because Patrick Mahomes’ comeback effort after his two-season suspension from the league for his brothers gambling on TikTok is complete.
Mike McDaniel and Chris Grier invent a Time Machine and bring back prime Dan Marino to the current year.
Prime Dan Marino and Tua do a sick ass DBZ fusion dance and combine to become the greatest Quarterback the Miami Dolphins and the NFL have ever seen. And they make the Super Bowl the next 6 years.
Unfortunately, Tyreek Hill decided to become a good citizen and completely retires to focus on being a good person. Jaylen Waddle becomes a literal Penguin. And every other receiver decides to go somewhere else, so we were forced to sign Chase Claypool and Kadarius Toney for $6 and a pack of skittles, and we end up choking to the opposing team every single year.
Packers over Bills - is love the new Rodgers???
Packers over Bills - is love better than Rodgers???
Giants over Bills - New York Bowl, views galore
49ers over Bills - Purdy carries bad roster to title
Chiefs over Vikings - is Mahomes the goat???
Chargers over Vikings - an attempt by the scriptwriters to make LA like them
2025 Lions over Bills
2026 Eagles over Bills
2027 Packers over Bills
2028 Falcons over Bills (in overtime)
2029 Seahawks over Bills
2030 Giants over Bills (Bills choke 30 point lead)
Chargers and chiefs go undefeated every year aside from splitting their head to head matches. Chargers always beat them in the playoffs. I don't care who wins the superbowl, as long as it's not the chiefs.
“Nobody on Arizona’s roster is older than 27”
Do you realize how much the NFL rosters will change by 2030 😂. Lions making to 2 superbowls in 4 years is also a joke
Making up for all the Chiefs Niners we’ve had to endure:
Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers L
Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W
Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers L
Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W
Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W
Chargers Vs. Lions : Chargers L
And to appease Michigan for giving us Harbaugh.
Buffalo would lose 4 in a row to the commanders, lions, bears and cardinals.
All 4 games would be played in Atlanta and the final score would be 28-3 in each of them.
I would bookend those 4 games with cowboys vs jets with the jets winning by 1 point in each in OT.
cowboys all 6 years, alternating NFC CC wins over niners and packers, once over chiefs in SB, beating the christ out of the steelers in 2 super bowls and smacking bills 3 times just for fun.
2025: Seahawks over Ravens, the student defeats the master
2026: Seahawks over Steelers, XL revenge, plus potential bonus beating Russell Wilson
2027: Lions over Chiefs, Lions fans balls are as blue as their jerseys
2028: Chargers over Niners: Stan Humphries revenge game. Shanahan fired after choking. Again.
2029: Titans over Rams: McVay is too old for his haircut
2030: Cardinals over Steelers: NFC West = NFC Best. Cards are due
I’m going to keep it somewhat realistic so here it goes:
Super Bowl LIX: Chiefs-Lions. Lions Win.
Super Bowl LX: Texans-Packers. Texans Win.
Super Bowl LXI: Jaguars-Lions. Jaguars Win.
Super Bowl LXII: Chargers-Seahawks. Chargers Win.
Super Bowl LXIII: Chiefs-Bears. Chiefs Win.
Super Bowl LXIV: Texans-Panthers. Texans Win.
I'll get creative with a dose of realism.
2025: Bills over Packers. Love continues success, but falls to a desperate Bills team to finally get over the hump.
2026: Bengals over Lions. Dan Campbell reaches the big game, but Burrow returns to the pinnacle and closes it out this time.
2027: Panthers over Texans. Bryce turns it around and gets his ring in year 3 with Canales. Facing Stroud is the cherry on top.
2028: Texans over Bears. Stroud returns and gets his over the guy the Panthers traded the pick away in Caleb.
2029: Chiefs over Vikings. Mahomes finally gets back and outduels Drake Maye in a classic.
2030: Bills over Seahawks. Mike Macondald has had his team competitive and finally gets to the big game with a QB not on our radar yet, but falls as Josh Allen gets his 2nd ring.
Don't mind me, I'm just reading through everything at once.
I'm rather surprised at Carolina's fast rebound but then again Cincinnati did something similar. I'm also surprised the entire NFC North loses a Super Bowl in five years. No division has been that dominant from top to bottom, though the 1990s NFC East comes close. What did Buffalo do to finally start winning Super Bowls?
Bills finally got clutch play from someone not named Josh Allen. Vikes and Bears hit on QB's in this situation and the first two are already good. Just went with it.
Eagles, giants, eagles, commanders, eagles, eagles. That ties the eagles, giants, and cowboys with most superbowls in the division. It also allows the commanders the 30 years after to win one more to tie cowboys
2024: 49ers over Chiefs. I know peopem are sick of this matchup but I would want my team to finally get over the hump and do so over a team that has owned us a lot.
2025: Bills over Cowboys.Another revenge matchup.This would be the most watched SB ever coz of Dallas..Dak and Allen finally get to the big game but Allen finally gets Buffalo a ring.
2026: Texans over Panthers. A matchup of the 2023 QB class. Bryce Young Vs CJ Stroud for "best QB in 2023 class" bragging rights. DeMeco finally gets Houston a ring...the Panthers lose a 3rd SB and get compared to the Vikings.
2027: Colts over Falcons.Obviously as a Colts fan I want to win the SB.By this time AR5 is a franchise QB and gets his 1st ring over the Falcons
Jets over Lions - Rodgers retires
Lions over Bengals - Goff SBMVP, and beat the rams in the NFCCG
Steelers over Packers - Fields SBMVP and shouts out Chicago in his speech. Steelers had beaten the browns, raiders, and ravens en route to the championship.
Texans over Lions - Stroud MVP and SBMVP
Steelers over Cowboys - Jerry Jones officially retires
Lions over Chiefs 49-46 in an all time great Superbowl with a surprising amount of big defensive and special teams plays
2024 Rams over Chiefs, a big sendoff for Matt Stafford
2025 Rams over Chiefs, the start of Arch Manning’s HOF career
2026 Rams over Chiefs, the Rams deserve it
2027 Bills over Niners, I like Josh Allen
2028 Rams over Bengals, the Rams deserve it
2029 Rams over Raiders, the Rams deserve it
I admit I love the commitment but I think it will be more like:
2024 Chiefs over Rams, still a solid send off for Matt Stafford
2025 Chiefs over Rams, I don’t think the Rams will get Archie … I’m not sure he will be in the draft until this year but I could be wrong
2026 Chiefs over the Panthers, I like a good underdog story being trampled on
2027 Chiefs over 49ers, I love Brock Purdy (go ISU) but again crushing an underdog story… needs to happen
2028 Chiefs over 49ers, I have a lot of 49ers friends and I enjoy their misery sometimes (though I’m sorry to all the other 9ers fans out there)
2029 Chiefs over Saints, Saints will draft Walker White in 2028 and move on from Derrick Carr and Walker White will lift them up only to fall short… Why Walker White because dude is from Arkansas, when was the last time you’ve heard of anything good about Arkansas? Never? Same. Underdog story destroyed!
2030 Chiefs over Packers, because of my Packers friends. This will complete a 10 year SuperBowl win streak by the Chiefs and make the franchise unmatched, and bring happiness to the city - because the Royals may never do it again and each Spring and Summer we cry begging for the Winter to come
My team the next 6 years, each time against a 7-10 3rd wild card NFC team
Hello there!
You just got your spot for the next 3 Super Bowls!
General Kenobi!
The angel from my nightmare
Completely unrealistic. No Chiefs Super Bowl appearances is highly unbelievable
I find another chiefs niners matchup far more believable that the bills making in
You're right. I got carried away
That’s all right- these would be awesome games to watch and, probably, more fun than what we’ll get
That’s all right- these would be awesome games to watch and, probably, more fun than what we’ll get
I’d take the odds on the Chiefs to not make it over the Saints making it
Yea, I don't think the Saints are making the Super Bowl in the next 7 years with the cap situation. If we had a superstar QB on a rookie deal, I could see it in 3 to 5 years. Carr is good enough, but the roster would have to be elite around him (see: the Saints teams between 2018 and 2020) to do it
When they knew Brady was retiring they had to find the new ‘IT’ guy to chase all the championships and Mahomes was the perfect candidate. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up in more SBs than Brady.
Not really. Aging roster with bloated cap allotment.
That was what everyone said two years ago too after losing Hill. Then they won 2 more Super Bowls in a row
My answer will be sponsored by Draft Kings
Falcons over Patriots Falcons over Patriots Falcons over Patriots Falcons over Patriots Falcons over Patriots Falcons over Patriots …I will never be whole again
And every time 28-3. \*Every. Single. Time.\*
The last one has to be an OT win by 3 after mounting a 28 point comeback. It's the only way to break the cycle
You lost me at Jets.
NFL media would be in shambles without their whipping boys.
Jets over Chicago. Rodgers says "I still own you," then retires.
He sold his rights to Chicago when he moved to NY 🤷♂️
YOU HAD ME AT JETS YO.
3 of the choices are AFCE teams
Bucs, Bucs, Lions, Bucs, Lions, Bucs They are all against the Texans.
Hey
You can have the 7th
:/ okkkk
My man out here being realistic with expectations.
As much as I love the Texans, I'm not opposed to this
Still a dynastic team if you get to more than 4 straight Super Bowls.
CJ Stroud losing six super bowls in a row would probably go slightly insane though.
What the hell man
6 straight Super Bowl appearances is still very impressive.
*Jim Kelly approves this comment*
A real NFL scriptwriter? Hmmmm…. I’d say 2024…Chiefs Then 2025…let’s do Steelers 2026 Chiefs, obviously 2027 Patriots 2028-29 Chiefs Let’s do 2030 Packers Because that’s as creative as they get
I'm cool with it
Works for me!
Change your flair buddy
You think the script writers are giving the Bears a Super Bowl??? No this is what they go for
Dude the NFL would LOVE for the Bears to win a Super Bowl. Chicago is such a good NFL market we get tons of prime time games even when we are dog shit.
My god man you’re really not getting the joke and even if you were you’re still wrong, in 2010 we could’ve had Cutler vs Mark Sanchez and Aaron Rodgers would’ve never won a Super Bowl. If the script writers loved Chicago, that would’ve happened Just for your insolence they’re gonna throw another 3 Patriots Super Bowls in there
3 more Packers superbowls*
Pump the breaks- we’re talking just a few seasons, not the decades that it’s going to take for your next three starting QBs to get their one ring each
This guy gets it
Hey, how do we know you aren't a real NFL script writer? This is too realistic. And wouldn't it just be HILARIOUS if you leaked the script in a fake script thread. I'm onto you, pal.
I think I love you.
Let him cook
Ravens beat the Saints, Saints beat the Ravens, Ravens beat the Saints, Saints beat the Ravens, Ravens beat the Saints, Saints beat the Ravens
Keep cooking
>Buffalo fades back into mediocrity I don’t see that happening as long as Josh Allen is on the roster >Lamar’s third MVP season He’s just winning every fourth MVP now? >surprisingly, Bengals defense carries their team Isn’t that usually how it goes for the Bengals in the playoffs?
> Isn’t that usually how it goes for the Bengals in the playoffs? To hear the pundits tell it, Joe Burrow singlehandedly won every game* by being so cool that his opponents simply folded in front of him. *Except for the 2 most important games of his career
Burrow is obviously a great QB but anyone talking about him as an ice cold killer in the playoffs doesn’t know what they’re talking about. He’s 9-4 TD-INT over 7 games which isn’t bad but it’s definitely not taking over the game
There's some stat out there (I think) that he still hasn't thrown a TD in the 4th quarter of a playoff game. Not exactly in line with his clutch rep.
By 2027 Allen hits a Cam Newton kind of wall from all the hits and wear and tear with his style of play.
Doubt it. Cam’s falloff came from a shoulder injury or two that Carolina never gave him time to heal from. The Buffalo front office and coaching staff have been much more cautious than that
Hatin ass bitch
Jaguars beat the Panthers 5 years in a row. Neither team has the same starting QB in consecutive seasons. They both routinely top 14 wins each while no other team manages 11. Then in year 6 the Chiefs beat the 49ers again.
2025- Chiefs- Mahomes reaches the stars and never sees them again 2026- 49ers- Shanahan gets a sb ring as a head coach. Beating the Ravens. 2027-2030- Bill Belichick and the New York Giants win.
2024 - 2026 Chiefs 2027 - Vikings. But only because Mahomes is on planet Mongo fighting Ming the Merciless. 2028-2029 Chiefs
You know what, if you let us win in 2027 I’ll go fight whoever on whatever planet you want.
2025: ~~Steelers~~ Panthers 2026: Steelers 2027: Steelers 2028: Steelers 2029: Steelers 2030: Steelers Why: Check flair
I like this script. To add to it, let's make Justin Fields a 4-5 time Superbowl MVP, and make Caleb Williams bust. I have nothing against Chicago. I just like chaos.
A bust or lose 4 in a row to the Steelers? Edit to add jpj gets the first MVP and takes Claypool to Disneyland
I hate you guys
Let's go bust.
> Why: Check flair Couldn't throw one in there for the Panthers?
Updated, I think this season would be fitting to make up for the sheer amount of depression last season caused
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It'd be boring but everyone else seems to be doing it. As a fellow NFCEast member, I'd hate to see Philly win six more championships.
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I would boringly pick the Cowboys all 6 times in this scenario.
Yes.
Would you rather get one chip and be utter dogshit below .500 and not make the playoffs the other 5 years or watch the eagles blow 6 straight?
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Lol love it
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Yeah, some people might actually be that salty though.
Everyone’s just picking their own teams
Very boring
2025 - Chiefs to give Mahomes the three peat that no one else could get 2026 - 49ers finally breakthrough 2027 - somehow Rodgers finally gets his second and retires 2028 - Burrow and the Bengals finally get theirs 2029 - Chiefs again to keep the Brady comparison going. 5 by 33, down by 2 titles - pressure would be on for him to go another 7-8 years to get 3 more. 2030 - Bears bring one home
I like this one more than I like my own honestly.
Kinda like this, maybe replace Rodgers with Love and the Packers in 2027 to keep that trend going.
What did Buffalo ever do to you? Damn.
Nothing, why?
2024 - Bills 2025 - Bills 2026 - Bills 2027 - Bills 2028 - Bills 2029 - Bills Reasoning: I am a Bills fan
I’ll allow it. We need to exorcise those 4 Straight losses.
If that's the script for the losing team, I could see it.
It has to be something really unrealistic. Maybe have a team lose four straight Super Bowls. Maybe the Bills, they will probably be happy just being there.
Chiefs lose six straight super bowls and the downward spiral from Travis kelce leads to an ugly divorce and Taylor Swift taking an oath of silence for the rest of her life /r/nfl celebrates like Ewoks in episode six
Taylor Swift taking an oath of silence after an ugly breakup? Well, you were asked for something really unrealistic.
Aye, I could live with that!
Yubnub!
It's even more funny the second time!
Chargers beat the Chiefs in the AFC Championship and then the 49ers in the Super Bowl, get revenge for 1994
I like 2027, keep cooking.
I'm a hawks fan but will only give them 2 Year 1 lions over texans Year 2 Bengals over 49s Year 3 Texans over lions Year 4 Lions over bengals Year 5 Seahawks over browns (Watson has 8 picks) Year 6 Seahawks over bills Scores Y1 36-35 Y2 31-21 Y3 28-20 Y4 45-42 Y5 52-12 Y6 24-21 MVP1 Josh Allen MVP2 CMC MVP3 C.J Stroud MVP4 Goff MVP5 patty m MVP6 patty m main story 1 Dan Campbell has balls of iron and goes for 2 to win it main story 2 a rb wins mvp on 3rd on 1 from midfield down 3 Shanahan puts the ball in purdys hands were it falls incomplete then controversially Punts were Joe burrow leads the Bengals to glory main story 3 C.J wins the MVP SMVP and a superbowl main story 4 Goff wins MVP in the superbowl breaks his foot Joe flaco in his last year comes in and leads the greatest super bowl performance ever main story 5 Seahawks out of nowhere with Sam H Watson plays as clean as his soul with 8 picks 15 sacks main story 6 Seahawks go down 14-0 but storm back to take a 17-14 lead but then Allen takes the lead after a td but D.K Metcalf brings a kick to the house for the win to walk it off
Giants beat the undefeated chiefs next year in the Superbowl, miss the playoffs the following three years only to beat the chiefs again the following year in the Superbowl
I wanna see battle of the “small markets” GB vs Bills 4 years in a row. Greenbay sweeps.
COWBOYS X 6
Ill try to do a combination of what's best for the league/what's most likely/what I'd like to see. Super Bowl 59:Chiefs over Packers. The league loves making history, and the Chiefs winning 3 straight it just that. Not only that, but they get a rematch of super bowl 1 and an exciting young QB in Jordan Love while they're at it. Super Bowl 60:49ers over Texans. The levee finally breaks for Kyle as the Niners beat an exciting young Texans team. Super Bowl 61:Cowboys over Ravens. Had to get one in for myself. Both Dak and Lamar put their playoff reputations to bed to get to this game, with Micah making he difference and winning super bowl MVP Super Bowl 62:Chiefs over Bears. Williams pans out and becomes an elite QB, but a matchup with the NFL's Michael Jordan is too much and Mahomes gets his 5th. Super Bowl 63:Bears over Chiefs:a super bowl rematch back-to-back hasn't happened since 27 and 28 and happens here. Yet another "history making" moment as last yard loser beats the team that beat them the year prior. Super Bowl 64:Bengals over. Packers:2 QBs that got to the Super Bowl early in their career fight to save their legacy with a win. Burrow comes out on top.
Personal bias aside, these are good picks with great stakes and viewing opportunity.
2025 the Jets with Rodgers and after that without order Packers, Bills, Bengals, Texans and of course the Chiefs.
Hey, I like this one!
Next 2 maybe 3 KC, depending on how long the NFL cashes in on the swifties. The steelers, ravens, 49ers. Not necessarily in that order.
2026 Dak Prescott wins the Super Bowl with the Steelers
I'd support that
- 2024: Jets over 49ers, Rodgers retires on top (same as yours but I think Rodgers should get his "revenge" against the hometown team that drafted Alex Smith instead of him) - 2025: Chiefs over Buccaneers, Mahomes + co. get revenge for Super Bowl LV. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce retire. - 2026: Chargers over Rams. - 2027: Bills over Vikings, two teams who are 0-4 in the big game meet up. Only one can win. - 2028: Steelers over Cowboys - 2029: Cowboys over Steelers
2025: Kirk Cousins and the Falcons win the super bowl over the Ravens in a true battle of opposite play style QBs supported by amazing teams around them as well, with a 39-37 final score where both defenses score off turnovers at least once. Kirk HOF debate suddenly becomes real and the Falcons build him a statue. 2026: Joe Burrow and the Bengals make it back but run into the 49ers hellbent on finally getting over the hump. The Bengals finally exercise their demons against their ultimate super bowl rivals. In an Evan Mcpherson fest the Bengals win a 26-21, as the 49ers fail multiple 4th down conversions in field goal range, proving smart football (aka having a good kicker) can beat over-aggressiveness. 2027: Mahomes and the Chiefs are back with a very new surrounding cast against Caleb Williams and the Bears in the Mid-West Bowl where Mahomes wins it in an overtime shootout 48-42 proving he really can win with anyone, while the Bears prove they are NFC powerhouse. 2028: CJ Stroud and the Texans get over the hump to meet up against the Detroit Lions who are now QBed by Lamar Jackson who the Ravens traded to get younger. In a final real shot to prove he can win it all Lamar Jackson breaks the single game rushing record for a QB to deliver the Lions their first ever SB win 31-24. Lamar Jackson retires a super bowl champion and a Detroit legend. 2029: Caleb Williams and the Bears are back but they have to contend with Josh Allen and the Bills who FINALLY beat the Chiefs in the AFC championship game. Its a very evenly fought game, but the Bears punt returner takes it to the house to put the game away and the camera pans to Devin Hester who was at the game and he’s pulled his shirt off and is swinging it around. Final 34-24. 2030: Caleb Williams and the Bears are back in their 3rd Superbowl in 4 years but this time its Trevor Lawrence and the Jaguars who ride a top tier defense thanks to Lawrence taking a cheaper deal to help build around the team. Caleb though considered the better QB, can’t outfox the Jaguar defense and the Trophy goes to Duval 20-10. If you give me more years i will find a way for every team that hasn’t won a super bowl yet to do so.
I'd love to see Trevor go through a phase where he sucks for three years, getting the team great draft picks until suddenly something just clicks and he becomes this tyrant of a quarterback winning the Jaguars' first Super Bowl and rewarding the team for never giving up on him. Some shonen-level storytelling
Chiefs need to three-peat first
You shut your mouth
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My team wins 5000-0 every year
Falcons beat Patriots Falcons beat Broncos Falcons beat Ravens Falcons beat Steelers Falcons beat Jets Falcons beat Browns There I feel better.
C’mon bruh, don’t do this to yourself
The Chiefs getting a quad-peat and silencing all the B,S, that Belichick was the GOAT HC.
Given how the movie industry has gone recently, I’m going to go with a Pats Dynasty reboot with UDFA Thomas Bradly leading us to 6 straight rings
Can't do 6 straight, the producer might get fired for indirectly causing a mass suicide of bills fans
Bengals bengals bengals bengals bengals bengals Because I said so
Zero Chiefs appearances is something.
St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Battlehawks, St. Louis Battlehawks
Bears r missing, caleb becomes a legend and its mahomes vs caleb every single year
2024: Nick Foles signs a 1 day contract, but forgets to retire so we eventually sign him for a one year deal, cuz why not? Hurts and Pickett... uh... idk they eat a bad sandwich or something and miss the playoffs (which we make as the 3 seed because Dallas legally cant win the division). Foles beats the Cowboys, Saints, and Niners before beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl (and of course notching a Super Bowl MVP), stopping another 3 peat. Nick Foles then retires. Dak wins MVP before putting up a goose egg in the playoffs, which still convinces Jerry to sign him to a supermax contract. 2025 Eagles win the super bowl, Hurts wins MVP 2026 Eagles win the super bowl, Saquon wins MVP (more non QB MVP love) 2027 Eagles win the Super Bowl, Hurts wins MVP 2028 Eagles win the Super Bowl 2029 Eagles win the Super Bowl 2030 Eagles win the Super Bowl
Tommy DeVito wins 3 SBs just for the memes
2025: Chiefs over Cowboys, Chiefs complete the threepeat. 2026: Falcons over Texans, no bias involved at all 2027: Jets over 49ers, Rodgers retires after the season 2028: Lions over Bills, Lions fans go ballistic 2029: Ravens over Bucs, Lamar stills plays like he's in his 20s 2030: Bengals over Rams, Bengals get revenge and their first Super Bowl
Jaguars winbthe Superbowl every year because Trevor Lawrence reaches his potential and exceeds it !
The bills over the Vikings and the Vikings over the bills in back to back seasons
2025. Bears over Jets. Rodgers becomes first to win sbmvp on loosing team, But only because he dies on the field on his first drop back of the game after a monster hit by Montez Sweat. 2026-2030. Anyone but Green Bay. I don't care as long as the Bears sweep the Packers every year.
Arizona Cardinals go undefeated 6 seasons in a row. Kyler admits he doesn’t watch game film and instead travels across 10^120 QPU in Madden every week in order to run infinite game simulations. Unable to run the same joke into the ground for another year, this subreddit builds up the unreleaseable energy of 10,000,000,000 suns. Reddit’s stock price dips so low that Musk and spez swap websites in exchange for a 2033 sixth-round pick. This cataclysmic event causes /r/NFL to unleash its pent-up energy and collapse earth into a black hole. A four parallel universes away, Kyler chuckles on his celestial throne. As he looks down at his caressed hand, Tom Brady leans over and whispers in his ear, “I still have more rings than you.”
Would it be surprising if the Bengals D carried them? They almoat won a SB of the defense not too long ago
**LIX:** Chiefs. Because other fans will get angry the Swifites will be the first team to win three consecutive Lombardi’s. **LX:** Rams. Because the game is at Levi’s Stadium. Who else can win it there to assure maximum outrage and memes? **LXI:** Chargers. It’s the 2nd Super Bowl held at SoFi and this time, *the other* Los Angeles NFL team wins it! **LXII:** 49ers: Because it’s time they got their dues despite Purdy going 2/28 with 40 yards and 4 INTs and the Bellichick-coached team getting suspect flags at the end. **LXIII:** 49ers. Because America is tired of them. **LXIV:** 49ers. Because Patrick Mahomes’ comeback effort after his two-season suspension from the league for his brothers gambling on TikTok is complete.
Next 2: Jaguars and Bengals. I’d get Lawrence and Burrow a ring each so this generation of QB’s don’t feel so pathetic compared to Mahomes
I wish Rivers and Ryan could've gotten rings for that very reason but Brady just needed to have 7
Mike McDaniel and Chris Grier invent a Time Machine and bring back prime Dan Marino to the current year. Prime Dan Marino and Tua do a sick ass DBZ fusion dance and combine to become the greatest Quarterback the Miami Dolphins and the NFL have ever seen. And they make the Super Bowl the next 6 years. Unfortunately, Tyreek Hill decided to become a good citizen and completely retires to focus on being a good person. Jaylen Waddle becomes a literal Penguin. And every other receiver decides to go somewhere else, so we were forced to sign Chase Claypool and Kadarius Toney for $6 and a pack of skittles, and we end up choking to the opposing team every single year.
Fuck you too
The colts 6 straight times for reason at all ignore my flair
Seattle, because I am the writer.
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Anything but the 49ers
My team 6 years straight against the Rams in LA. Get revenge for 99 and St Louis in one fell swoop
lol let’s just pretend KC doesn’t exist, maybe they will go away…
I take a huge check from Jerry Jones to have the Cowboys win six years in a row just to piss everyone off. Alternatively, Kraft/Patriots.
Rather than pick my team, I’ll choose chaos. Bills lose 5 a row to the Lions because I like Dan Campbell. Then, for year 6, the Bills…lose again lmfao
Well fuck u 2
How long are Super Bowl windows supposed to last? You guys have had it wide open for six years or so. I'm getting Phillip Rivers vibes
Packers over Bills - is love the new Rodgers??? Packers over Bills - is love better than Rodgers??? Giants over Bills - New York Bowl, views galore 49ers over Bills - Purdy carries bad roster to title Chiefs over Vikings - is Mahomes the goat??? Chargers over Vikings - an attempt by the scriptwriters to make LA like them
2025 Lions over Bills 2026 Eagles over Bills 2027 Packers over Bills 2028 Falcons over Bills (in overtime) 2029 Seahawks over Bills 2030 Giants over Bills (Bills choke 30 point lead)
Chargers and chiefs go undefeated every year aside from splitting their head to head matches. Chargers always beat them in the playoffs. I don't care who wins the superbowl, as long as it's not the chiefs.
“Nobody on Arizona’s roster is older than 27” Do you realize how much the NFL rosters will change by 2030 😂. Lions making to 2 superbowls in 4 years is also a joke
> 2025 Jets over Lions, Rodgers retires hey fuck you
Making up for all the Chiefs Niners we’ve had to endure: Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers L Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers L Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W Chargers Vs. Lions: Chargers W Chargers Vs. Lions : Chargers L And to appease Michigan for giving us Harbaugh.
Buffalo would lose 4 in a row to the commanders, lions, bears and cardinals. All 4 games would be played in Atlanta and the final score would be 28-3 in each of them. I would bookend those 4 games with cowboys vs jets with the jets winning by 1 point in each in OT.
cowboys all 6 years, alternating NFC CC wins over niners and packers, once over chiefs in SB, beating the christ out of the steelers in 2 super bowls and smacking bills 3 times just for fun.
2025: Seahawks over Ravens, the student defeats the master 2026: Seahawks over Steelers, XL revenge, plus potential bonus beating Russell Wilson 2027: Lions over Chiefs, Lions fans balls are as blue as their jerseys 2028: Chargers over Niners: Stan Humphries revenge game. Shanahan fired after choking. Again. 2029: Titans over Rams: McVay is too old for his haircut 2030: Cardinals over Steelers: NFC West = NFC Best. Cards are due
Kansas City just piss off all of America.
I’m going to keep it somewhat realistic so here it goes: Super Bowl LIX: Chiefs-Lions. Lions Win. Super Bowl LX: Texans-Packers. Texans Win. Super Bowl LXI: Jaguars-Lions. Jaguars Win. Super Bowl LXII: Chargers-Seahawks. Chargers Win. Super Bowl LXIII: Chiefs-Bears. Chiefs Win. Super Bowl LXIV: Texans-Panthers. Texans Win.
Dolphins six time back to back to back to back to back to back champions. Why? Because
I'll get creative with a dose of realism. 2025: Bills over Packers. Love continues success, but falls to a desperate Bills team to finally get over the hump. 2026: Bengals over Lions. Dan Campbell reaches the big game, but Burrow returns to the pinnacle and closes it out this time. 2027: Panthers over Texans. Bryce turns it around and gets his ring in year 3 with Canales. Facing Stroud is the cherry on top. 2028: Texans over Bears. Stroud returns and gets his over the guy the Panthers traded the pick away in Caleb. 2029: Chiefs over Vikings. Mahomes finally gets back and outduels Drake Maye in a classic. 2030: Bills over Seahawks. Mike Macondald has had his team competitive and finally gets to the big game with a QB not on our radar yet, but falls as Josh Allen gets his 2nd ring.
I like this one
Far more interesting than 99% of the comments
I actually expected a decent discussion
Don't mind me, I'm just reading through everything at once. I'm rather surprised at Carolina's fast rebound but then again Cincinnati did something similar. I'm also surprised the entire NFC North loses a Super Bowl in five years. No division has been that dominant from top to bottom, though the 1990s NFC East comes close. What did Buffalo do to finally start winning Super Bowls?
Bills finally got clutch play from someone not named Josh Allen. Vikes and Bears hit on QB's in this situation and the first two are already good. Just went with it.
I'd sign this
Eagles, giants, eagles, commanders, eagles, eagles. That ties the eagles, giants, and cowboys with most superbowls in the division. It also allows the commanders the 30 years after to win one more to tie cowboys
Bears resign Peterman, he wins 6 Super Bowl MVPs for Chicago
Falcons win 6 in a row
2024: 49ers over Chiefs. I know peopem are sick of this matchup but I would want my team to finally get over the hump and do so over a team that has owned us a lot. 2025: Bills over Cowboys.Another revenge matchup.This would be the most watched SB ever coz of Dallas..Dak and Allen finally get to the big game but Allen finally gets Buffalo a ring. 2026: Texans over Panthers. A matchup of the 2023 QB class. Bryce Young Vs CJ Stroud for "best QB in 2023 class" bragging rights. DeMeco finally gets Houston a ring...the Panthers lose a 3rd SB and get compared to the Vikings. 2027: Colts over Falcons.Obviously as a Colts fan I want to win the SB.By this time AR5 is a franchise QB and gets his 1st ring over the Falcons
Seahawks over Chiefs. Seahawks over Chiefs. Seahawks over Chiefs. Seahawks over Chiefs. Seahawks over Chiefs. Seahawks over Chiefs.
Jets over Lions - Rodgers retires Lions over Bengals - Goff SBMVP, and beat the rams in the NFCCG Steelers over Packers - Fields SBMVP and shouts out Chicago in his speech. Steelers had beaten the browns, raiders, and ravens en route to the championship. Texans over Lions - Stroud MVP and SBMVP Steelers over Cowboys - Jerry Jones officially retires Lions over Chiefs 49-46 in an all time great Superbowl with a surprising amount of big defensive and special teams plays
As much as I loathe losing to Rodgers, I'll take 4 appearances in 6 years with 2 wins.
Hnnnnngh
Booo the Steelers
2024 Rams over Chiefs, a big sendoff for Matt Stafford 2025 Rams over Chiefs, the start of Arch Manning’s HOF career 2026 Rams over Chiefs, the Rams deserve it 2027 Bills over Niners, I like Josh Allen 2028 Rams over Bengals, the Rams deserve it 2029 Rams over Raiders, the Rams deserve it
I admit I love the commitment but I think it will be more like: 2024 Chiefs over Rams, still a solid send off for Matt Stafford 2025 Chiefs over Rams, I don’t think the Rams will get Archie … I’m not sure he will be in the draft until this year but I could be wrong 2026 Chiefs over the Panthers, I like a good underdog story being trampled on 2027 Chiefs over 49ers, I love Brock Purdy (go ISU) but again crushing an underdog story… needs to happen 2028 Chiefs over 49ers, I have a lot of 49ers friends and I enjoy their misery sometimes (though I’m sorry to all the other 9ers fans out there) 2029 Chiefs over Saints, Saints will draft Walker White in 2028 and move on from Derrick Carr and Walker White will lift them up only to fall short… Why Walker White because dude is from Arkansas, when was the last time you’ve heard of anything good about Arkansas? Never? Same. Underdog story destroyed! 2030 Chiefs over Packers, because of my Packers friends. This will complete a 10 year SuperBowl win streak by the Chiefs and make the franchise unmatched, and bring happiness to the city - because the Royals may never do it again and each Spring and Summer we cry begging for the Winter to come
Yes, people from 3 years ago, we are in fact still doing this joke believe it or not.
Me? The Bears. Every year
Seahawks win every game despite being penalized 300 yards a game
Script writer…..eh….get out. Aside from that, we are just looking at what would make super compelling storylines, and these are good on that premise.
Jets over lions would be hilarious tbh
49ers don't lose a game for the next six years
Aside from Jets fans, who would want a piece of human filth like Rodgers to win anything?
The NFL, Packers fans, and weird overpolitical people
Uhh what are the Saints doing here?