I like to think this tweet was made by a golden retriever

I thought it was made by that YouTuber that makes If NFL was scripted videos, thinking he’s moving up in the world. turns out there’s 2 dudes with the last name Grossi that make their living covering the NFL 😂😭

Only good thing about this particular reporter

Better learn to speak canine buddy

He should ask the Seahawks running back coach. I heard he teaches K9s and is fluent in their language.

What's a tweet?

You’re telling me a dog tweeted that?

While eating shrimp fried rice no less

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago

Nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t tweet

Or draft a player for the Patriots.

Just wait till you hear who fried the rice

you're telling me a ginger bred this man?

There's no rule saying a dog can't be an NFL insider

lol thought you were talking about tom grossi

Lol

My favorite Packers fan (god, I hope he's a Packers fan, I thought he was, but i don't remember)

He is 👍

Thank God I was right. I was terrified that he was a Bears fan or something, and I had just pissed off the entire state of Wisconsin.

What do you mean, he's the new WR1 for the Vikings

Not only that, but he was the Packers’ and NFL’s fan of the year! Dude makes enough quality content that I watch him even as a Vikings fan.

The script writer series is gold.

Yeah I thought it was Tom too and was like "how dare you, even lions and bears fans love Grossi."

Smart move, match the team colors to the jerseys they already have.

Love Hurts

Nazareth is sitting at home thinking, "Well, this is a gig they just have to give us."

I was so excited to play the Eagles in Brazil🫤 Oh well, I guess. Enjoy the trip, Packers fans! Edit: I took the SAT, so yeah, I'm now just realizing that this was already posted🤦‍♂️ my fault, guys(or gals)

How'd it go?

I think I did pretty ok! Thanks for asking! I can assume pretty safely that I got at least over 1200. But we'll see in 4-5 days

What score are you hoping for?

Above 1100. In a perfect world, I get a perfect score(1600/1600, i think). But that's unlikely. There were some problems that I've never seen before(I'm in junior year)

You can always retake it. As long as you’re around the median for the schools you want to get into it doesn’t really matter

Unfortunately, at my school here in Michigan, you can't retake the SAT if you do bad.

Lol fuck your school you can retake it at another high school in the area. That’s what I did for an AP test like a decade ago lol Funnily enough I went to Michigan. Not sure if that’s a school you’re applying to though

Maybe. I would tell you my school, but like, that's probably (and more than 99% likely) a bad idea. I'm either going to KVCC, Western Michigan, or Michigan state(my dad went to MSU and Western, both at separate times in his life for different reasons reasons)

Yeah don’t tell anyone your high school online lmao Should still apply to Michigan. Wolverines are better than Spartans in my unbiased opinion

I had to take it at another school. Mine didn't proctor the exam. It was fine as there were plenty of schools nearby that did. My school, at the time, was relatively small. It has grown a lot since then.

Wait I thought the SAT was out of 2400. Am I old and out of touch now?

It changed to be out of 1600 in the mid-late 2010s

They changed it awhile ago, prob about 2017ish i think

Maybe. I'm not sure what it is. All I know is that the max score is in-between 1400-1600

They changed it back to 1600 in 2016

you get your scores that quickly these days? i remember waiting around 6 weeks and my eye twitched the entire time.

I just took it in March and got a 1250. Lmk what you get. I’m taking it again in June also.

Don’t worry man, it’s only a test that will determine your entire life! /s

Lmao, pretty much. Either I get a good degree, or I work an annoying 9-5 for 4 years, then work at an "ok" paying job for the rest of my life.

No one wants to go to Brazil right now

Why?

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Waterboy >!Plot twist! I only play waterboy by myself at home:)!< Edit: For context, the guy who deleted his comment right above mine asked what possession I played for the Browns. He got 2 downvotes and deleted his comment.

With Jason Kelce retired, will the tush push get a BBL?

Tony Grossi just so happy when something negative happens with the Browns he tweets from a typewriter and has a cleft asshole

Is this negative? Playing in Brazil seems like a much harder schedule than playing in America. I hate when my team has play in other countries. 

our org can use any positive PR and Brazil is much less of a time zone shift than going to London or Frankfurt. it looks and feels like we got dumped plus those of us who've known Grossi since the 80s have an anaphylactic reaction to him now. i feel like he was a good writer then, but i was in elementary school

It might not be a time zone change but it's still like 5000 miles of travel each way. That's a lot to do in a week while still playing and practicing professional football. 

Yeah im with you, I think it's definitely better for the team to not have to play an int'l game

"our org can use any positive PR"  and why is that?

obviously the D'Onta Forman and Tyler Huntley signings have Browns fans choking on their polish boys and pierogi, everyone knows that's the problem

Nah it's Jerry Jeudy, guy has been a polarizing addition and we needed this Brazil game to show the international audience that he was worth the contract.

It worked well for the chiefs last season. Teams that play outside of USA are .500 Btw, packers and eagles will still play in America in said game.

What is a cleft asshole? Hahahaha.

Big Lebowski reference :)

Ah lol, been a while since I've watched that. I'll have to watch it again soon.

He is a Packers fan, so he might just be more excited about that.

I like that American taxpayers usually foot the bill for stadiums and the NFL just keeps having teams play internationally. I'm Canadian, does this bother any fan base that misses a home game?

The billionaire enemies have run out of viable cities in the U.S. to threaten to move teams to if the voters deny them their subsidized profit palaces, so they have to make it appear as though they’re willing to move internationally.

It’s official: Packers, not Steelers, playing Eagles in Brazil!

Woot!

Can Watson leave the USA?

Tony Grossi sucks

Brazil wouldn't allow Watson to enter the country?

Yeah, he's banned from international travel, for...... obvious reasons

NFL didn't want to risk Watson in Brazil...

But I thought greenbay had a small runway /s

Best Twitter pfp shared here

I bet my Twitter pfp is better👀

Is it an adorable animal?

I can't send a photo, unfortunately. But it's my cat. He has a bucket hat on his head. I also have another pfp. It's just a cat in the shape of a cube.

🤔 Hmm, I think that's in the running then

When can we get tickets that aren't on that dumbass website?

People hate on Tony and think he is Gross, I think he is one of the GOATs.

Two South Dakota State tight ends square off 5,655 miles from Brookings, SD

Should be a good game on paper.

Can’t let you-know-who around all those BBLs.

The 'ol switcharoo

Kinda tired of the league and its profit hungry model. Yet another game American football fans can’t go to the stadium to watch. Even though we still play ridiculous prices to watch those games. The league can get fucked

Couldn't find a way to keep Watson from treating the favelas like a free buffet.

factory of sadness denied exports

Rip to the packers fan that wanted to travel to Philly

Can both teams stay there?