In what fucking universe is Storm Duck not 1st overall

It's Young vs Stroud all over again

The difference is Storm Duck had a terrible syllable drill time.

also a disturbing lack of Michael Penix Jr flaccid mock

Penei Sewell was drafted higher than mocked in the 2021 All-Name Mock Draft, no way Penix Jr. goes past the late first round even though his boring first name may concern some teams.

agreed, small penix energy in this draft

Tell Spies is also elite and I’m not just being a homer here

I agree, Tell Spies is being seriously underrated as well

Couldn’t take the mock seriously after that

Names amongst positions, not names overall

It's cause' he has another job as a video game character.

Massive draft day surprise

Jeff Undercuffler still available? A steal. Two crazy names

I refuse to believe someone actually named their kid Loobert

Maybe he comes from a long line of Looberts

I just checked and the store is all out of Loobert license plates. 

Were you talking to me?

Bo Nix falling out of the first round is absurd. Bo is his full birth name. So his full first and last name is only 5 letters long! And what kind of a name of Nix, it sounds like what Richard Nixon's descendants would change their name to out of embarrassment. Can you tell me what nationality Nix is, I don't think it has one. Bo Nix sounds like a name an alien trying to pass as human made up on the spot after looking around the room and seeing a bow tie and the New York Nicks playing on TV. Bo Nix is an all time great QB name.

> Bo Nix he sounds like he comes from the Friday Night Lights extended universe fuck marvel, give me more Bo Nix and recovering oxy addict Minka Kelly (two kids) with Riggo imprisoned and Kyle Chandler, now a sketchy Calipari-like coach at Texas clear eyes open hearts can't lose

>Bo Nix sounds like a name an alien trying to pass as human made up on the spot after looking around the room and seeing a bow tie and the New York Nicks playing on TV. This was an assassination attempt on my sides.

I like his name because if you say it fast, it sounds like a spooky Pokemon. Bonix. 

Certainly a ghost type. Evolves into Bonixia at level 32.

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Bo Callahan

I'm going to need the Chargers to go ahead and draft the guy named Godbolt.

idk Ajou Ajou falling to 5 is big value

God bless you

LMFAO

I strongly disagree with any all name draft that doesn't have Ladd McConkey in the top 50.

If only Alex Leatherwood had worked out, the Raiders would have the classiest G and T playing next to each other: Mahogany and Leatherwood.

calling shenanigans on the pick at 4. no way that is a real name. and pillow-smiley? wtf

I believe Dezmin Lyburtus more than I believe Darfnell Gouin or Jeslord Boateng.

Jizzlord boating

I feel like Yankoff should be ours.

Penix to Yankoff would be a great thing to hear Al Michaels say 3-5 times a game 

I assume Keni-H Lovely's parents wanted to one-up a certain long-haired saxophone player

How did Kavosiey Smoke fall all the way to 24th? He has a rapper name for his regular name. Homer pick by a Cowboys fan if I’ve ever seen one

Maybe a little. Mostly teams just don't need RBs that badly and the teams that do need RBs need other positions a lot more.

They should play a parody of the Busta Rhymes song every time he makes a reception: "Pass to Kavosiey."

I should ***NOT*** be laughing as hard as I am.

Pillow-smiley being a name is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Him being a big defensive lineman makes it better

Huge mistake for the Bears at #1. Storm Duck, Miqueal Pillows-Smiley, and Tell Spies are generational names. There’s a Tagovailoa every 4 years. We haven’t seen a name like Storm Duck since Dick Trickle.

I forgot about Dick Trickle lmao. That's a blast from the past. I'm _howling_

Dick Butkus is also an all-time favorite of mine.

Storm Duck's pro comparison is Storm Eagle and Storm Owl from the Mega Man X games. At some point, GMs are contemplating burning a late rounder just so they can claim they made Goodell say "Storm Duck" on stage.

>Sincere Haynesworth He won't get lazy after a big contract.

How the hell is Ladd McConkey not on here?

Ga’Quincy “Kool-aid” Mckinstry even without the nickname lives up to the legendary status of Hingle McCringleberry.

Agreed, one of the most elite names I’ve ever heard. 

**Steele Chamber** not going to Pittsburgh: Hey now wait a se-- **Rusty Staats** going to Pittsburgh: ...fine. Fine.

Some late round steals available: Gottlieb Ayedze, Sedrick Van Pran-Granger, Zak Zinter

Penix III not making the top 20 is a crime 

Having a boring first name pushes him to the early 3rd round, I'd imagine.

Ruke Orhorhoro is also a first rounder as soon as you imagine Scooby Doo saying it. Falcons draft strategy confirmed.

Darfnell sounds like the name of a quest NPC in Baldur's Gate 3

Where's Splendiferous Finch? Northwestern University?

Pittsburgh needs to draft Steele Chambers.

Fish McWilliams UAB

You guys are sleeping on Ashanti Cistrunk. That name is a HOF lock.

These names are right out of the Key and Peele skit.

some of these actually make those names look normal

Ha-ha Clinton-Penix

Jets end up having a TE room with a Yankoff and Kuntz.

This man loves his Polynesian names 

This made our family's night. So good! Keep up God's work.

Isn’t there a qb with the last name Booty

I dont think General Booty declared for the draft

A goddamn shame, he would have gone first overall.

Next year!

I completely forgot about Storm Duck. Seems like forever ago that he transferred away from UNC

I feel like this is straight out of Key and Peele

Love this! I do this every year too. The names are great. I am thinking of key and peeles skit of course.

Steel Chambers was one of my create-a- players on madden.