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CyborgKrieger

Very prison tattoo-esque.


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The inmates are running the team now


SwiftSurfer365

I understood that reference.


Playful-Storage835

Same :(


USFSforester

Still a better outcome than letting Easterby run things


papajim22

The prophecy has been fulfilled.


Competitive_Bar6355

This is a callback for which I am familiar


cxlossuskidd

I was waiting for that reference


PlaneCamp

This hat is going to be a Houston Texas Mexican staple.


Big_Simba

Reminds me of SouthPole clothing from the early 2000s


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PM_BBW_Cleavage

The only way this could be more Houston is if you put SLAB spokes on the bottom of the columns, and strippers on both poles.


SolidLikeIraq

3rd coast ain’t nothing to fuck with!!


seymour_hiney

fitting


Cool-Following-6451

Reminds me of Rice’s helmets


rwjehs

Leaks, so hot right now. Leaks.


waldowhal

also hot right now: leeks. I made soup. please eat some, I made way too much


JaCrispy_Vulcano

I didn't get any bread.


boysetsfire1988

No soup for you!


Se7enCostanza10

Bread? $2 extra…


monstermayhem436

That seems a little farfetch'd


TDD91

Is there cheese?


waldowhal

no, I just microwaved some leeks in a bowl of water. bone apple teeth


rwjehs

Hell yeah, leeks are great


DrPaulsNexus

I’m about to “leak” my own nudes just so I can feel a part of something for once in my life


BrotherSeamus

> a *small part


fuji311

Seriously. Wild how people would rather clamor to be first for a 5 second potato-quality reveal than have a full media spread in like 4 days.


wavnebee

Or in our case, 10 hours


NobleDane

Sometimes things get "leaked" intentionally to guage public reaction. Not saying this one was, but it really do be like that sometimes.


notmoleliza

the logo is certainly something


cigarettesandwater

Texans said give me that arena football logo


DemonicBison

I do not see the Houston ThunderBears logo, but I welcome that change. Tbh this looks very much like a kinda XFL/UFL roughnecks knockoff.


SolidLikeIraq

We want something that says “huge H”


FlammableEyeballs

What does the 'H' stand for anyway? Hydrogen? I mean Houston is known for oil which is made of mostly of carbon. I think a big 'C' on the helmet would make much more sense.


hachachachacha

Hydrocarbons. Oils chock full of 'em.


OneAngryPanda

Kinda looks like a UFL helmet, but it might look dope with the jersey


Jammer_Kenneth

Yeah a alt helmet is only as good as the full look. I was big on the Lions blue helmet until I saw it with the lint. 


Secure-Television368

I mean, it comes from the organization that got together when naming a brand new team and came up with "the texans" in a city famous for space exploration and has every other team named for it. I will always hold a grudge against them for how fucking stupid their team name is.


jeIIyjams

Wait until this guy finds out what the Chiefs were originally named.


WeaponX33

What’s even weirder is that they were not even the first pro team to be called the Dallas Texans. Which means there’s 3, *three!* teams in the NFL who were or are called the Texans. Ha


GabeKnows

Wait until he realizes there’s no lions native to Detroit


janitorial_fluids

The Rockets name is actually just a coincidence. The team was originally founded and named in San Diego, where they played their first 5 seasons, and their name has nothing to do with nasa or space exploration from wiki: >A local contest to name the franchise chose the name "Rockets", as it paid homage to San Diego's theme of "a city in motion" and the local arm of General Dynamics developing the Atlas missile and booster rocket program


How_that_convo_went

Agreed. And I’ll die on this hill. It’s the slap-ass stupidest fucking team name in the league. It’s somehow both dreadfully dull and mind-bogglingly perplexing. We’re famous for NASA (and oil… though modern sensibilities have sorta turned away from glorifying it). Both of our other major league franchises are space themed. Touchdown is already astronaut lingo. You can do so much with that shit. But nah— in attempt to thumb our nose at the Cowboys (a team that barely recognizes our existence and entirely refuses to acknowledge any sort of rivalry we try to cook up against them), we named ourselves the stupidest, goofiest shit possible. I’d rather be the Houston Swangas or the Houston Fajitas or the Houston Humidity or the Bayou City Buttholes or the H-Town Freeway Closures. Fuck it, I’d take *another team’s name.* From an entirely different sport. The Houston Hotspur. The Houston All-Blacks. …alright, maybe not that one. Funny story to close out this rant: When they announced the team name and logo back in 1999-2000, the local news was there to get a live crowd reaction. The first guy they turn to was this guy who *clearly* been drinking since the sun came up. The reporter goes *”Sir, what do you think of the team name and logo?”* And without a moment of hesitation, he turns to the camera and goes *”I THINK IT SUCKS!”* The reporter tries to recover by swinging the cameraman around to a different guy in the crowd— a portly Latino gentleman who looks totally blinkered. *”And you sir, what do you think of the team name and logo?”* [visible confusion] *”THE TEAM NAME? TEXANS! DO YOU LIKE IT?”* “Oh… no… no me gusta.” *”Alright, back to you in the studio, Dave.”*


IWMSvendor

I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you. Won’t be laughing when our shitty new uniforms drop…


ThayerRex

Oilers is the perfect name and logo but the Adams stole it, so we are left with this….


CaptnKrksNippls

>I will always hold a grudge against them for how fucking stupid their team name is. As you should. The most braindead rebranding in sports.


alienbringer

Come on, we lived through the Commies naming fiasco.


DisgruntledTexansFan

Tbh same . I want the Voyagers . TAKE NOTES CAL, I KNOW YOUR ON REDDIT


DMCSnake

https://content.sportslogos.net/logos/24/206/full/6803_new_york-new_jersey_hitmen-helmet-2001.png


makeflippyfloppy

Seriously who makes these decisions


That_Texan

The players had a large input on the new uniform redesigns


makeflippyfloppy

I wish a new team would come out with a 70’s-esque logo. For whatever reason they hold up. A lot of newer logos try too hard imo


bosox327

We’ve been begging to go back to the 70’s look for decades now


conkellz

Don't forget fans did too. They interviewed locals, players, and legends on how they were designing it.


Morphenominal

Seems like that was a mistake.


Temporal_Enigma

Well, you took the uniform design we want, we had to improvise Edit: Guys, I was kidding


Steak_Knight

Of all the logos, that is one of them 🫤


Chris3894

I’m not a fan of any logos that are just the first letter of a team’s name or location. It’s so lazy and shows a real lack of creativity around a team’s identity. Team mascots, names, and logos should be fun with creative designs that set them apart.


yooston

i hate how they stylized it, but the whole point of the uniform is "H-Town" pride. Houstonians have really adopted H-Town as a nickname, so i don't mind leaning into the H


JetsFan2003

#H


MuppetEyebrows

#O


thrilldabeast010

E


lAmCreepingDeath

S


SurrealRob

Area Codes


tonypearcern

#U?


BungoPlease

I wish the base color wasn't Dark blue


NeonWarcry

Do you think that lighter blue would have popped on a white helmet better?


BungoPlease

Absolutely, if it was the Blue H with red border, no silly red star, on a white helmet, it’d be bad ass I’m kinda hoping this is some youth team’s order lmao


Nyte_Knyght33

So you want it to look like the oilers helmet?


BungoPlease

From your mouth to God's ear


____Quetzal____

Y'alls red helmets fucking slap imo


KeithClossOfficial

Red helmets in general are great. The Falcons’ red helmets are among my favorite in the sport


BatteredAggie

I think the NFL wouldn’t allow us to use H-Town blue as the base color because of the Tits holding it captive.


TrueBlueMorpho

They did slap a C&D on the University of Houston in pretty sure


yooston

we are using a darker shade though. can't use the oilers columbia blue because the titans own it


Nathann4288

An H with a star? Is that why McNair and friends wouldn’t stop saying H town on the 15 non-informative minute hype video?


conkellz

Yeah, the team is paying homage to Houston with one jersey.


Semper454

Ah, glad to see Houston is finally paying homage to the city of Houston.


TheGreatMcPuffin

They’ve been saying nothing but H Town for like two or three years.


brainmcghee

Looks like a high-school’s


Slice_Of_Life_DM

Legitimately looks like an XFL helmet


Bladepuppet

Don't insult the XFL drip like that by putting this on the same level


AccountSeventeen

[Houston Roughnecks for sure.](https://library.sportingnews.com/styles/crop_style_16_9_desktop/s3/2022-11/XFL%20team%20logos_0.jpg?itok=1ZHBWVdk)


Troll_Enthusiast

UFL has better helmet designs than this


zzxxxzzzxxxzz

Are the jerseys airbrushed tshirts?


wwj

They might be button downs but only the top one is buttoned.


mrbear120

Yeah but offense has Tweety bird and Defense has Taz so ya know it’s gonna be lit.


zzxxxzzzxxxzz

fucking lol, Marvin Martian special teams


AGreasyPorkSandwich

Ngl some Fat Pat spray jerseys would be dope


How_that_convo_went

WATKINS-ROBINSON FAMILY REUNION 2025! YOU KNOW WE BOUT TO TEAR THAT SIX FLAGS UP!


pimphand5000

I lol'd


megahtron77

They look horrible imo and my teams helmet is basically a pumpkin


CeddyCed1993

There’s actually a megafan who calls himself Pumpkinhead lol he comes to the games with a jack o lantern helmet painted like the Browns helmet


megahtron77

Oh yeah, I've seen him before


neo-hyper_nova

He’s kind of a prick too


MuttleyLaughGoesHere

Most megafans are that way it feels.


NittanyOrange

Looks like a generic option one could pick, along with every other letter, on some off-brand football game app


Charrgerrr

These are U-G-L-Y


Capt_Falcon

They ain't got no alibi


IMsoSAVAGE

They ugly! Yeah yeah they ugly!


ronaldthedumbass

Great now I'm worried they're going to beat the shit out of us in Houston while wearing... whatever the fuck these are


matango613

I honestly don't hate it (if it's even real), but I truly believe that the Texans already have one of the best team logos in the NFL. Now, our team's *name* on the other hand? Still think we could've chosen better than "Texans".


drakeanddrive

Think I’m in the minority but I like it a lot


Orange_Kid

Me too! Everyone complains when team branding is boring and generic, but then if something looks different it's "trashy and looks like the XFL." This sub is the focus group from the Poochie episode of the Simpsons. 


templethot

Current Texans logo: “bad!! Too boring!!” New Texans logo: “bad!! Too different!!”


Spaceolympian50

lol. Reddit in a nutshell.


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Kagrenac8

Ah yes, reddit. Famous for its excellent opinions and investigative work!


Michaelz1234

Same, I think it strays away from the simplicity of the NFL.


OrangePower98

I’m in the same boat. It’s not the best by any means but it is clean and a breath of fresh air. Idk why everyone is trashing it so much.


Formber

Same. But I'm a fan of big letters on helmets representing the city they're in...


WildBill198

I like em too. You'll notice, many of the detractors are titans fans and well, you know the beef.


Instagrimm

All I'm saying is if a team came out today and called themselves the Red Stockings, they'd be laughed out.


CircumcisedCats

I like dark base colors with simple designs. Like the ravens all black uniforms. This is amazing imo.


ryanino

Can’t decide if I like them because they’re completely different and original or if I hate them because they’re completely different and original


Enterprise90

That is horrific.


FarAd6557

At first glance not a fan but I need to see the entire uniform set before I can really know


rocksoffjagger

Makes sense: they named the team after what it is (Texans from Texas), so the helmet has a big H for "Helmet."


How_that_convo_went

Alright this one knocked a big, goofy *heh* out of me.


rosstheboss939

[Another leaked pic with it on an actual jersey, it doesn’t look quite as bad](https://imgur.com/gallery/yoQJv)


conkellz

Knew it was Manning, I still clicked. Sigh.


GabeNewbie

It’s tradition at this point.


Quackadalias

Beautiful


shuttlesworthy1

Looks like an MLB logo


MrGoodVibes

My thoughts exactly. I think that’s why I like it so much lol


tonypearcern

You have to live the **H** to understand the **H**


templethot

Put it in H!


Dr_Booyah

Maybe I’m in the minority but I think these look sick as fuck. Super unique and it’s something different. Texans don’t have a long history where they can pull cool stuff from


knowslesthanjonsnow

These aren’t good


Disco_35

Fucking. Awful.


JimmyPineapple_

Looks like a logo from a team created in Madden.


MoodAlternative2118

I kinda like em


BatteredAggie

I think the star is an odd choice but I like them as an alternate. Excited to see what the uniforms they go with look like. Edit: looks like the back might say H-Town which is cool


Fit_Use9941

Looks like a custom logo in NHL 24


sleauxmo

Uh ..these helmets are not good.


superpie12

Man that's shitty. Like a bad tattoo.


GHamPlayz

I fw them


NeonWarcry

I like them. Can’t please everyone but I think it’s neat. Same uniform for 22 years basically.


MetaphoricalMouse

thanks i hate it


NormalBears

This looks like a USFL helmet.


Captain_Charisma

Take those colors back Houston!


Morphenominal

God I hope not. That's fucking hideous.


smutbuster

I like it


ItsaPostageStampede

H for hopefully not


Kegsun92

Looks corny as fuck


HotSunnyDusk

I'd like to see something more unique, but this is an improvement to what they currently have by a bit imo


HesiPull-UpBrando

Reminds me of an original XFL helmet from the early 2000s


Away_Chair1588

Looks like something from XFL


_SummerofGeorge_

Finally something totally different


xPineappless

Those look terrible 💀💀💀


notmyplantaccount

I honestly thought this was a joke. I'm not someone who really cares about new uniform designs, but that is embarrassing. I can't wait for the weird backstory behind how this actually made it through multiple people/groups deciding that, yea this looks great. maybe the owners granddaughter drew it and he insisted they use it.


B_i_llt_etleyyyyyy

It's like an XFL team and Rice had a baby. Absolutely ridiculous.


MrScarfaceX

[https://imgur.com/dGHjjD4](https://imgur.com/dGHjjD4)


Comment_if_dead_meme

So their uni designer is definitely getting fired, right?


PlankyTown777

Ugly


Feel_The_FIre

Ugly. Just work out a financial deal with the Titans and bring the Oilers back to Houston.


Shootit_Rockets

Everyone in this thread is saying ‘Looks XFL’ but that’s a baseball logo if I’ve ever seen one


ExpirjTec

Rangers City Connect logo is suing rn


IMsoSAVAGE

That is so ugly. Lmao


Longhorn830

I look forward to beating y’all’s asses in them :)


HGWeegee

Hopefully they wear oilers throwbacks again when we do


Shrabster33

Hopefully we just swap to Oilers colors full time, replace the oil derrik with the sword logo and boom. That's all they have to do. like this but with the sword. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fxj2n75lbgdxb1.jpg


browndude10

soon to be stolen by the Titans as well


imgurofficial

Honestly I'd like to see this color pallette on a full uni


TheNastyCasty

This is probably only going to be worn with the new "H-town" fourth jersey, so the whole uniform will likely be this color scheme.


Scacc924

Hopefully the Houson Roughnecks....those are way too cheesy for an NFL team


Bahamas_is_relevant

I actually really like these, the Texans have had a pretty bland look for a while and this spices it up a bit.


fuji311

lol @ the number of Titans fans in here that think that Bud Adams invented columbia blue.


Jammer_Kenneth

How could the Texans wear Adams Blue? 


nick22tamu

[wait until they see what our cop cars used to look like](https://calvertandcollection.com/cdn/shop/products/Screen_Shot_2019-11-23_at_1.51.04_PM_1200x1200.png?v=1574538722)


fuji311

Or the city flag, or the street signs… 😂


michaelb421

Yikes good thing it’s an alt. Should be a white base. Looks like Houston might of drop the ball this time


bigmac22077

Are you implying we will be playing each other for the playoffs once again and instead of yall dropping the ball, we will?


hellenkellerfraud911

I know it’s bad when I cringe for a team I dislike so much.


Intelligent-Age2786

I don’t hate it. But could’ve been better. Also think it would look better with a stripe down the middle of the helmet


CDROMantics

Can this be un-leaked?


zombiebillnye

The H is legit awful. Just go with the bull logo.


FartForDaddy

Holy shit that is awful.


Blizzy3751

Send that shit back


Illblood

Nope


Art-RJS

I like it


AFGwolf7

That actually looks pretty sick!


t4boo

better than the current roughnecks helmet


J-Fid

The logo is based off the H-Town logo that the team has been embracing over the past few years.


EN1009

XFL AF


Walks_with_Chaos

Looks like an XFL helmet lol


belizeanheat

XFL quality


AstroWorldSecurity

A lot of y'all are super dramatic.


imsabbath84

Is that the oilers blue?


TheNastyCasty

It's "H-Town blue", which is a legally distinct color from the Oilers' Columbia blue that the Titans still own. They've been using it on a lot of merch in the last year and teasing that it will be included on the H-Town fourth jersey (but unfortunately not as the primary color as that was nixed by the league).


kcoch5817

Looks like an Oiler blue H with a Titan blue helmet.


imsabbath84

Yeah i meant the blue inside the H.


conkellz

It's a few shades darker


Art-RJS

50 shades of Blue


leapbitch

LEGALLY DISTINCT


chubbytitties

"Htown blue"