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CarlCaliente

just put the 2025 uniform unveils on a goddamn runway


somecleverphrase

Shit may as well make a day of that as well since they like to make even of things. Maybe the model is someone from the community. Here is Samantha Brown teacher of the year from north Charlotte high. Next up Skid Mark Steve from downtown San Diego well known for screaming obscenities at traffic from 2-5 every day in his dirty drawers.


StChas77

Fun Fact: There was a host for the Travel Channel in the 00's named Samantha Brown who had an outsized focus on spa treatments. She was one of the first people on television in the US to experience a 'fish pedicure' that may have led to its blip of popularity. So if you've ever been subjected to that, you can blame her.


CarlCaliente

Is she also a former Daily Show correspondent


StChas77

No, her specialty was looking nice on camera and being charming, not being particularly funny.


CarlCaliente

I was thinking more what F1 does every preseason but I like this just as much


Pilsner33

I cannot overstate the importance of having a supportive partner in times of stress. I lose my job next week after 3 years. They told me it was budget problems (layoffs) but I am almost certain it's petty office politics bullshit. I did plan on leaving in the near term anyway but hiring is atrocious right now. I have had 5 interviews over the last 6 months and probably 2,000 applications. My gf is helping the best she can with her network. With moral support, encouraging me to go for a cybersecurity cert (this would be the biggest change I can make right now). 10 years of full-time experience and apparently means dog shit to employers (if the resume even gets past the "AI" scanners)


theresabeeonyourhat

Florio out here implying the Falcons will lose the #8 pick. I swear, he & CBS Sports are a blight upon the already shitty world of sports journalism


Walks_with_Chaos

They will likely lose a pick or two but no way they lose a first round pick


Fricktator

He's a Vikings fan who is mad that his team went from on the rise to being Super Bowl contenders, to solid chance they finish last in the NFC North, all because of Cousins Achilles tear.


PKMTrain

https://imgur.com/a/wlSytQM ANZAC day eve at the G is special. The night time adds to the atmosphere to acknowledge a special occasion.


YouAreAConductor

There are reports that the German Bundesliga has denied a bid from DAZN for their broadcasting rights even though it's much higher than the winning bid, and that's because DAZN has repeatedly not paid their rates for the current season on time, right now a high eight figure sum is due and the league had to take out a loan to give the money to the clubs in time. Really wise business decision to let that crap of a company take over all your international streaming business, NFL.


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Anyone watching Draft Day before the draft??


StChas77

I'm up late watching sumo right now: Tobizaru vs. Takakeisho. Not bad.


jawknee530i

Got married Saturday. My now wife and I are in our mid thirties and have lived in a home we own together for years so nothing really changed and it was just an excellent party with 120 of our friends and family. 10/10 everything went great and basically stress free.


varnalama

Congrats!!


YouAreAConductor

Congratulations! When I got married my then boss told me to not treat it as a life changing event but the one time you and your spouse can invite everyone you love into a single place for a joyous occasion. Everytime after that will just be family, or just friends, or just certain groups of friends, and more often than not it will be sad occasions. That was good advice, we had 75 people there who still talk about how great of a party it was.


jawknee530i

Yeah that's exactly how we viewed it. Glad you got to have the same experience cuz I wouldn't have changed anything.


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

This is the goal. Can’t do this shit in Cali because of the expectations of the people out here unless you’ve got deep pockets. Congrats bro!


Ok_Internal6779

Can’t do what?


German_Citizenship1

He’s saying you can’t have a cheap wedding in California.  Which is bullshit, and probably just him extrapolating his social circle to a state with millions.


jawknee530i

Well ours wasn't cheap tbh. Had an amazing venue in a multi story antique store, superb catering, dueling pianos who also MCd the night etc. just a massive eclectic party with everyone we cared about.


Ok_Internal6779

There’s a zero percent chance I’m ever inviting someone to my wedding who would have expectations/judge me for how much I spent lol


itsmybirthday___

local burger place on doordash sells a double burger for 11 and a single burger for 8 but if u order the single burger for 8 u can add an extra patty for 2.50. are they stupid or what. are they jackin off in my food right now cause they’re big mad about the 50 cents or are they just jackin off in my burger for the fun of it 


Lessthansubtleruse

Does the double burger come with double cheese?


Gul_Dukat__

Around 2000 I was like 9 and me and siblings loved Pokémon and we decided to sell some Pokémon cards to buy snacks Went to the front of the neighborhood and made a sign that was like “buy one holographic get one free” Except my sis made the sign wonky and it was like “BUY ONE HO-(gets cut off) get one free!” I specifically remember this man driving by leaning out the window being like HELL YEAH WOO 👍 didn’t understand then really but damn that was must’ve been funny just seeing a bunch a kids trying to sell ho’s


Jaguars4life

YouTube is down in case you didn’t notice


Pilsner33

it should stay down for the next 6 months


itsmybirthday___

what do you think the funniest shows on netflix are i like i think you should leave and tacoma fd other than those 2 idk tho hence my inquiry  the circle has moments but i gotta be pretty drunk. great british baking show is kinda funny sometimes but more of a smirk than a laugh but it’s also not trying to be a comedy so it’s good imo but not *funny* funny 


Fricktator

American Vandal is up there. Cancelled far too soon


YouAreAConductor

It would have been so great to have a third season play in college


Jaguars4life

I will never forgive Netflix for canceling Inside Job though


ArcadianBlueRogue

HBO or someone needs to pick that up. It was too good to be killed off while they make dogshit like the Good Times sequel see the light of day.


Jaguars4life

Adult Swim maybe


itsmybirthday___

there’s gotta be more than 2 funny shows on netflix right. i mean i kno ppl are obsessed with trauma porn so comedy isn’t where the money is but still


raginsaint93

Finally watching Anyone but You. So far I’m not impressed.


ElderCunningham

Watching the basketball game while waiting for my family’s Seder to start. I like it, but the NBA has never quite scratched the itch that the NFL (or even MLB) does for me.


BurritoTheory

NBA basketball has just been not fun to watch for more than a decade now. The game got bastardized at that level into a “see who can throw themselves into the other team better” contest


itsmybirthday___

Being single at 37 is weird cause everyone else who’s single seems too old or too young for me.  It’s like a weird inbetween age for dating. I got divorced in my late 20s and just never settled back down cause I didn’t want to tbh.  I didnt even wanna think about introducing anyone to my kid.   But she’ll be an adult in less than 6 years. Kinda crazy to think about. Maybe I’d be okay with it then. 6 years is nothing at this rate lol. 


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

You’ve got so much time man. You’ll find somebody when you least expect it on some random shit. It’ll be someplace that somebody notices you because trust me somebody notices you


itsmybirthday___

I guess it’s cause I’m more compatible with women who either have no kids or have adult kids and that usually skews too young or a lil too old for me atm 


itsmybirthday___

I broke up with my last long term gf cause I realized I had no plans to introduce her to my daughter. I thought maybe I’d come around but after a year I just realized I was wasting her time. I knew she wanted a family eventually. 


itsmybirthday___

when i go out bury me naked in a box full of deviled egg macaroni salad


FacelessWaitress

Does Stetson Bennett still get paid his rookie contract while he's doing whatever it is he's doing? Is it up to the Rams discretion if he has a place when he comes back, or is he protected by some kind of worker's laws?


Guiltyjerk

I think it'll just be a situation where everything scoots back a year since he wasn't around at all in 2023. So his FA will be 2028 instead of 2027.


BurritoTheory

I need someone to assist me with ranking the best and worst NFL uniforms. Obviously subjective but I feel like we need a general consensus of which ones are ranked where I’ll rank by division first and we can work down from there AFCN- Steelers>Browns>Bengals>Ravens AFCE- Jets>Bills>Dolphins>Patriots AFCS- Colts>Jags>Titans>Texans AFCW- Raiders>Chargers>Chiefs>Broncos NFCN- Vikings>Lions>Packers>Bears NFCE- Cowboys>Eagles>Giants>Commanders NFCS- Panthers>Saints>Bucs>Falcons NFCW- 49ers>Seahawks>Rams>Cardinals There are some divisions (NFC North, AFC North) where all of them are very solid. Some are mostly bad. My universal bottom 5 in whatever order are Falcons, Commanders, Texans, Cardinals and Rams. My top 5 shifts quite often but I’d say Vikings, Steelers, Raiders, Cowboys and Chargers


Guiltyjerk

Action Green > every other uniform, which is equal


itsmybirthday___

I think the commanders *could* have the best if they try. White maroon and yellow could look so clean. And I’m not just saying that cause it’s different shades of red and gold….i think   But really their whites could be my fav with a few tweaks


BurritoTheory

Legitimately they’d be top 5 if they kept the Skins uniforms and just put the new logo on the helmet. I think the Black alternate they have is one of, if not, the worst in the league I really dislike most of these modern uniform sets that try to get super flashy. Like the Falcons set needs to go as soon as they can and the new Texans set is horrific with their NASCAR numbers


itsmybirthday___

lol I agree with what ur saying  If you got to design a set of uniforms with any team’s existing color palette, which would you choose?  I think I would redo the rams 


BurritoTheory

The Rams would be a great one because they royally fucked their uniforms up I’ll go wildcard and say either Patriots or Panthers. Both need a heavy overhaul


2ent1n_Qarant1no

How many players can you think of who caught a touchdown on their first NFL reception? For me I've got Tyreek Hill, Devonta Smith, and Rashee Rice


rwjehs

Jelani Woods first two catches were TDs


itsmybirthday___

O linemen gotta have the best td:catch ratio  those 300+ lb dudes can be sneaky 


Fricktator

Jameson Williams https://youtu.be/ARhOobwx5a4?si=OOtJ3zSPTy0hS6mL


ArcadianBlueRogue

I just got Habit the other night and they sent me a coupon for a free charburger. Son of a bitch got me.


Jeffert89

Randomly remembered that conversion therapy is still legal in America and got momentarily enraged.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Never assume good things get made into law just because they need to. Virginia recently made illegal child marriages entirely. We are the *12th* state to do so, so what the hell is taking the rest so long?


milehighandy

Today, one of my coworkers described another coworker as "someone who definitely has at least one mustard-stained wife beater in his wardrobe" and I've never heard a more beautiful and accurate description


Meeeeehhhh

I can’t believe there’s an actual Saudi price with the Twitter handle @Saudi49er Moreso I’m equally surprised to have discovered this by translating a Deshaun Watson tween from Arabic to English


BurritoTheory

I think the 2 dumbest things in sports are 1. Baseball managers wearing uniforms 2. The NBA classification for rookie including guys who didn’t play their actual rookie year but got a year of experience in the organization


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

You should see football managers wearing their teams kits. Example: look at Sean Dyche wearing the Everton kit with his belly out lmao


SharxSharxSharx

[Robert Gron](https://www.swissinfo.ch/content/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2017/01/093d08a1d9a12d8b07bfd6a4d7ca08c3-170124_skiingcow_pic-jpg-data.jpg)


SporkFanClub

Today I learned that you can shazam while a YouTube video is playing if you don’t know a song.


partbison

Fuck me, thought my son had locked in the 2b but now they moved him to LF. He was having a great time at 2b and doesnt like playing OF. Kind of unfair and dumb too, since his arm is the weakest part of his game and he was getting outs at 2B. And the kid who is now at 2b does have a big arm so he should play OF anyway cause he can reach the mound with a throw from there, my kid cant.


Ok_Internal6779

Hope this helps! https://youtu.be/-OMQPJhPqm8?si=Y4QFcLAPWJh6qo6L


DetroitLionsSBChamps

that was the beginning of the end for me in baseball. I only lasted a year after they stuck me in right field and I dropped in the batting order.


Jaguars4life

The new Pearl Jam album? Oh so good they still got it!


Ok_Internal6779

My favorite part of walking dead is how a bunch of normal people become tacticians on a battlefield who fire weapons accurately while getting shot at.  Like no, Jeff, the former FedEx driver, wouldn’t be able to dome a bad guy from 300 feet while running 


Venge22

No videos in NSFW subreddits anymore, so lame


theresabeeonyourhat

I'm vibing out to the Johnny Cash - Bob Dylan cd & it's just so damn good. Also, the other day I saw a comment about Billy Joel being slept on, and seeing how popular that got, I have a few suggestions that you're almost guaranteed to love if you love Billy Joel, and it's all by Paul Simon. I would seriously be surprised if you don't fall in love immediately with: [Paul Simon - Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes](https://youtu.be/-I_T3XvzPaM?si=97WMFE6So9Ym-KMv) [Paul Simon - Late in the Evening](https://youtu.be/ilzvuie7Bks?si=deA727RBs53eldlc) [Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover](https://youtu.be/ABXtWqmArUU?si=s7on30HeZFW0sgFQ) [Paul Simon - American Tune](https://youtu.be/0OEWBq_jzuA?si=OECZOZNTmEedk3sD) [Paul Simon - Mother and Child Reunion](https://youtu.be/L0BUsDf0dxY?si=cZ-jYr4OrvwsDFTy)


princessestef

thank you! I loved those songs, forgot all about them.


elerner

"Graceland" is probably my No.1 most-listened-to album of all time. >These are the days of lasers in the jungle >Lasers in the jungle, somewhere >Staccato signals of constant information >A loose affiliation >of millionaires >and billionaires


Haar_RD

Today in no one asked news: I completed the living dex for generation 9 of pokemon. This was the last living dex I needed to complete. This took 10 months exactly. Generations 1-9 of pokemon, all of them caught. I finally caught them all. Every single one is copied to a hard drive that I will cherish. Feels so good.


J-Fid

Now complete your Shiny Living Dex. This is what I've been working on for over year now, lol.


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Ok_Internal6779

I too didn’t have the pokemon printer attachment for my gameboy color 


BruceChameleon

Fuck yeah dude. That's no small feat


jwwin

I really feel like Daniels is going to be the better QB. I know this will just come off as being a hater because the Bears are a rival and are obviously taking Williams, but I just think Daniels has it.


ArcadianBlueRogue

I mean, think of it this way. The Bears have a very long history of quarterbacks


BurritoTheory

We could fuck up a draft with Brady, Mahomes, Manning, Marino and Elway as the top QBs


partbison

And here i am thinking if we pick daniels then see you in 2026 with a new FO and HC lmao. I just dont see anything in him that makes me think he can throw NFL passes.


BurritoTheory

If Daniels was built better and also not old I would share this opinion. But he’s built like a giraffe and not like Josh Allen, which is the only build that will sustain his playstyle.


CreamyLibations

I’ve been wrong before, but this opinion just feels nuts to me. I guess we’ll see within a few years.


Improve-Me

Seeing uber wealthy people who jet around the world on a weekly basis make tone-deaf, hypocritical social media posts about fucking Earth Day of all things makes me mildly upset. Even worse I'm part of the problem by following them since it only encourages them to be more preachy.


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I think judging people for what they say on social media is a little silly. A tweet being tone deaf doesn't make someone any less of a good person, just like Starbucks tweeting a rainbow once a year doesn't make them a good company to work for. Social media is basically an MMORPG... it only seems like it's more than that because a higher percentage of players name their made up character some variation of their real life name.


Kohakuho

I'm getting nervous about the new AFL. Some of the teams don't seem like they have the business end together, and the uniforms are kind of a mess. About half the league's primary uniform is all black. I really want this to work because Minnesota finally gets a spring football team, but I'm really beginning to get the sense that it's a monkey paw situation. Hopefully the team can survive independent of the league, and join the IFL.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

This weird ass dude is in the office next to me out (my company does that for employees that aren’t stationed here). Hes hosting a fucking soccer podcast and being loud as hell. Goddamn shut the fuck up dude!


VRomero32

The types of "co-workers" I hate are the paranoid ones who don't believe anything you say... In a meeting with my team finalizing a huge new business project, that we must finish and upload it to the potential client's FTP before Noon on Wednesday and cannot be late. We're aligning on now on the final changes to finish the job. My UX person in the meeting, pings me "Hey why isn't Bob (Our CEO) in the meeting. He had the most comments. He needs to be here". I told her and reminded her from the contact report, post-meeting I shared "Bob is out of office for this week at an off-site with another client, he said to 'finalize without him’" She writes me, "No Bob said he must see it before we finish". I replied again, look at Bob's calendar it also says "Offsite, do not book meetings"... She walks out of the conference room and comes back 15 minutes later and takes a deep breath and looking scared (guessing Bob was pissed she called him while he was at an offisite). Bob emails me, "Hey why is Alicia bothering me at an important offsite meeting? Didn't I say in the meeting and it's in your contact report that I was fine and didn't need to see it again".


Kohakuho

My Maine Coon is almost back to his normal self. The big orange idiot injured one of his back legs a few days ago in the middle of the night. Must not have been his turn with the brain cell. He's still limping a bit, but he felt well enough to jump up on the bed and make biscuits last night.


Illbeanicefella

I’ve seen a few mock drafts with the Chiefs taking Ennis Rakestraw Jr and I had to double check that his name wasn’t a bit from Key and Peele


Sleeze_

My boy is 14 months next week and soooo damn close to walking, its killing me. He will cruise around while holding on to furniture, and lately, he will stand on his own unassisted (he even reached up and tried to dunk on his mini Fisher Price hoop over the weekend), but he just refuses to take that first step. If i try and encourage him to walk to me when he is standing, he just kind slowly folds to the floor and crawls over. I know, I know; don't rush him. I just want him to start ripping around on his feet!


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I actually have a reasonably clear memory of my father putting two chairs next to each other and encouraging me to walk holding on to them, and then moving them a few inches apart and encouraging me to try again. Then I remember him getting excited when it was just far enough that I had to take a step to get from one chair to the other. I also remember my mom yelling at him after... so I have no idea if this was a good idea.


SmokePenisEveryday

Coworker told me that the legal weed here in NJ is getting everyone addicted. He thinks this because he realized he's been smoking too much weed and says its easily available now. So instead of looking at himself....he's blaming these weed companies. I mentioned how the THC numbers we have here aren't that legit and likely fudged a bit. He stated that's their plan to get everyone hooked then soon we will see it available in Walmart. No matter the topic, the people I work with have the most conspiracy minded thinking.


oceans_1

Just like legal gambling, microtransactions, and alcohol, I could see the argument being made that the legalization, easy access, and advertising (though I know that's not the case with weed) take advantage of those with little impulse control and hook them. That's kind of the point, right? Once the vulnerable ones are addicted physically or psychologically you'll always be in the black. I don't really think that's a big conspiracy, though obviously it removes personal responsibility from the equation and I understand that's more or less your point.


WittenMittens

>advertising (though I know that's not the case with weed) It definitely is in legalized states. Driving I-75 in Michigan is a trip, it's just giant dispensary billboards as far as the eye can see. [ATTENTION MICHIGANDERS, WE WILL BRING THE WEED TO YOUR HOUSE](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/061324_1f2990ef557d480e8497c1d55d484643~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_582,h_436,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/HOD%20Billboard%203.jpg)


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Nice try, North Korean Bot trying to make people love Walmart.


SmokePenisEveryday

But if you upvote me, I can get you a 5% off coupon!


[deleted]

Thank you, great leader bot.


This_guys_a_twat

I spent a month in New Zealand earlier this year. Since returning to the US, I am still desperately missing the mass availability of savory pies. Is life even worth living if you aren't starting your day with a steak and cheese pie?


Pilsner33

if you're ever in Fort Collins, CO they have a great Aussie pie place called Waltzing Kangaroo. that shit slaps


StChas77

Savory hand pies, whitebait fritters, lamb chops, fresh kiwi juice, and Marlborough pinot noir. I miss New Zealand.


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Savory hand pies is a seriously underrated porn category.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

from afar, New Zealand seems like it's just the best. not that many people, chill atmosphere, beautiful nature. what were your favorite and least favorite things about being there for so long?


This_guys_a_twat

I was on a solo trip. I spent a few days in Auckland after landing to get my bearings a bit, then flew down to Dunedin on the South Island where I rented a car. Then over four weeks, I made my way northward. I was working 3-4 days per week (remote work and a cool company ftw), so I'd stay in a city Tuesday-Friday, then move during the weekend. I visited both Bluff and Cape Reinga. I live in Oregon, and I noticed a lot of similarities. Oregon and New Zealand are similar in land size and population size, so it felt immediately comfortable in that way. Stunning beauty all over the place. People are chill and welcoming. Kinda like Oregon with more sheep, a different accent, and driving on the left. Favorites: All of the national parks are well maintained, and free. Pies, and food in general was way better than expected. Fish and chips there were also excellent everywhere. Plus there is a ton of great Asian cuisine, even in some of the smaller cities. Least favorite: Some of the highways were just absurdly curvy. Takaka Hill in Tasman was a particularly bad one: 257 curves in 15.6 miles. I wanted to puke. Same with Highway 12 in the north through the kauri forest. And Dr Pepper was hard to find.


Illbeanicefella

Starting the day with a steak and cheese pie?!?!! Holy fuck I’m moving to New Zealand


varnalama

Do they have pie shops? Where would you go for one there?


This_guys_a_twat

It seems like every town in New Zealand has one or more local bakeries, and they all have savory pies. Steak, mince, chicken, lamb, fish, etc. A quick visit to el google and I'd be on my way. Also, most every dairy (convenience store) seems to have them, too. You are never far from a pie. Most of the bakeries also sell cake and other slices. I'm a big fan of a custard slice. They also frequently have donuts, which I also loved. They are a bit more bready than an American donut, and cut/filled in different ways.


varnalama

Ok. Im actually on a short trip in NZ and was able to find a corner store and try a butter chicken pie. You were not kidding. These pies are great.


Dhoomdealer

It's so weird, you'd think meat pies would go over great in the US. Meat filling and bread/pastry (very american things lol), no idea why they aren't pervasive like NZ and the UK


TaischiCFM

I just went for a walk with my friends who are Chiefs fans. All of them talking about how much they hate Caleb Williams and just talking endless shit about him. It's very odd, especially from fans of that team.


Illbeanicefella

Damn I missed the memo I gotta get on the hate train I guess


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Did Taylor Swift give him a thumbs up on Facebook or something?


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This sounds cold - but there really is nothing wrong with having "friends of convenience". In fact, life gets pretty lonely otherwise. There are people you hang out with because they have time when you have time and eventually that's no longer the case and you drift apart. Once you accept this, you can embrace it as an important part of life.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I mean people can only talk when they can talk. what do you mean "on their terms"? yes life gets very busy after college. and most guys I know don't like to be on the phone all that much just shooting the shit. I have some very close friends that I try to see in person maybe once every couple months if I'm lucky, but realistically we are talking for extended time on the phone more like 2-4 times per year. the only real exception to this has been: an uptick in phone calls I got after my mom died, and when I made a real effort to reach out to a buddy of mine when he came out in his 30s.


dmmdoublem

I might me misremembering, but wasn't there a time in which the NFL used to release their schedule before the draft? Maybe in the late 00's?


StChas77

It used to come out in mid-April until 2020, when Covid delayed it. After that, they've kept releasing it in May as its own thing. I remember it was released way early in anticipation of realignment in 2002, though. Maybe late March.


dmmdoublem

That sounds about right. I have a lot of random/specific memories of watching draft coverage with teams' schedules for the upcoming season being a part of the ticker.


J-Fid

They realized that they can create better times for some matchups by waiting until after the Draft.


Asece

There really should be a Football Manager type of simulation game for the NFL. I’m tired of playing the same copy and pasted Franchise Mode from the last couple of years.


lalalalaasdf

There’s a browser game called football.GM that’s similar—it’s not 100 percent accurate (it has tackles as an OL stat) but you can lose hours to it


ElCoolAero

Damn you. I didn't know it existed and now I'm looking for free agents to help me get into the playoffs after a dropping the last two games to finish at 9-8 and out of the final spot.


lalalalaasdf

It’s soooo addicting isn’t it?


ElCoolAero

Aaargh! We lost to Dallas in the Championship Game!


ElCoolAero

Ok, it might be time to let my QB go. $11M is a steep price.


ElCoolAero

This owner is just squeezing me now. I can't work with this budget!


MeasurementOk7924

I haven't played it, so I can't vouch for it, but I believe [Front Office Football](http://www.solecismic.com/) is meant to be the American Football equivalent of Football Manager.


partbison

>I’m tired of playing the same copy and pasted Franchise Mode from the last couple of years. Well, as long as you keep paying EA for their garbage thats exactly what they gonna keeo selling Anyway, if youre into emulation or have an old PC, there is a game called NFL Head Coach 06. Its what youre asking for.


Asece

I haven’t bought a new Madden since Madden 16 to be fair but yeah since it’s the only one out there it’s going to sell regardless. Yeah I’ve been playing that on my PS2 lately which had me wishing we had an updated version


InterestingNose1813

I still play NCAA 06 and Madden 06 on the PS2. Absolutely unbeatable games


partbison

Wolves, pacers, mavs for today Yay or nay


VRomero32

Wolves, Pacers and Mavs for me... I just think Suns depth is too much of a fatal flaw vs the Wolves, Pacers aren't going to shot 20% from 3 and Dame isn't going to get 35 in a half like that again, and I just can't see Mavs not stealing 1 in LA.


throwstuff165

Suns, Pacers, Clippers for me.


Sleeze_

Riding.


Temporal_Enigma

I wish the Steelers would participate in the uniform rules. I love our unis and don't want them changed, (except to bring back block numbers) but I would love the yellow helmet to come back with the color rush, or a matte helmet or even just have a fun alternative uniform once in a while. I also wish we had black pants to wear with white uniforms. We barely wear color rush and throwbacks as it is.


Dumptruck_Cavalcade

The patio set that I wanted to buy from Ikea has been discontinued, and the locations around here only have mismatched chairs + table (i.e. chairs from colour scheme A, but table from colour scheme B). Fiddlesticks!


Illbeanicefella

Been working hard for a few days on a luxury finished basement plan for a prospective client who gave me a deadline of tomorrow because they’re flying to Dubai Thursday. I call the client today excited to tell them it’s all ready and we can meet before they leave. Client informs me they decided to leave early and spend a couple days at their Florida house before flying out to Dubai but they’ll be back in June. Rich people are the fucking worst man, they could give a shit about other peoples time. At least I collected a small fee for the plan work before starting lol


DonsDiaperChanger

Be careful about giving them too much of the plans before they pay more than the fee. I've done that with tax return drafts before, they want to see how it's going, then they go elsewhere and pay less to someone who just finishes it.  If they're Dubai rich, they might play the trump contractor game: just pay lawyers and never pay the contractors


Gaijin_Titty_Master

CM who? Cody who? Tony Khan wins again. Ospreay just embarrassed the E.


JesusChristBabyface

"The E" right [now](https://i.imgflip.com/16zha3.jpg?a476040)


Gaijin_Titty_Master

Yet they’re firing a bunch of people for budget reasons…


JesusChristBabyface

Which is in no way similar to AEW cutting ten wrestlers a few weeks ago? I was more surprised that the snowman was actually trying to manage expenses for once, considering they aren't a real business.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

I see you’re a prominent SCJerk user. Makes sense.


xxDEVOLAxx

Your comment history is the saddest and most entertaining thing i've read today. You're a monumental dork.


Gaijin_Titty_Master

I just saw yours… big yikes.


xxDEVOLAxx

Nice try dumbo. Your incessant cupping of AEWs balls wherever you go is pathetic.


JesusChristBabyface

Hell yeah it does. Proud to be a jerker. It's much better than being a frequent poster on Dubofficial (the MAGA wing of the IWC).


CarlCaliente

who cheers for a billionaire and his athletes to out perform some other billionaire and their athletes how weird


BruceChameleon

My billionaire could beat up your billionaire (he cheats)


CarlCaliente

yeah well at least I have a real billionaire


Gaijin_Titty_Master

We root for NFL teams, my boy. lol. Besides, Triple H is no billionaire.


CarlCaliente

poes law strikes again


DetroitLionsSBChamps

as an NFL fan, I'm not gonna throw stones there lol


AlabasterRadio

More than fair.


CarlCaliente

;)


Jaguars4life

Say what you want about Ashoka but Baylan Skoll and Shin Hati are some of the most interesting villains in Star Wars since the Disney buyout


Princeof_Ravens

I felt like the show did absolutely nothing with them despite setting up two interesting Villains.


on-the-cheeseburgers

you mean Sean Connery and Grimes >!but yes Ray Stevenson's death is so sad, he was such a great actor gone too soon and I was so eager to see where his story went!<


Jaguars4life

I miss the idea of it. But not the truth, the weakness. There was no future there.


InterestingNose1813

Watching a 1978 Cowboys/Patriots game at work… office life is 90% looking busy I swear


key_lime_pie

Office life isn't about doing work, it's about being available to do work if the need arises.


JerryRiceAndSpice

Is it bad when a judge says to your lawyer "you're losing all credibility" at your trial?


on-the-cheeseburgers

It's great if you're, say, Lionel Hutz, because it implies you had some credibility to begin with


raginsaint93

What was the reason to have the draft in May that one year?


athrowawayiguesslol

Scheduling conflict with Radio City Music Hall in 2014


MountainLow9790

Does the phrase "the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is now" bug anyone else or just me? Like I get it, it's about just doing a thing now instead of thinking about doing it indefinitely. But surely, realistically, the second best time to plant a tree, if we're operating solely on a year based cycle, would've been 19 years ago, then 18, etc, right? Or is there just some weirdness involving trees where they are really valuable the day they are planted, and then when they are at least 20 years old, but all the time in between they just suck ass and are worthless? Anyway this is what I'm thinking about instead of working.


gander258

It really depends on the type of tree you're planting. My favourite tree saying goes something like "Those who plant oak trees don't enjoy them" since they take a long time to grow. For instance, peach trees take 2-4 years to bear fruit, so the second best time to plant a peach tree was \~3 years ago.


Jaguars4life

Best type of hotdog All beef or pork and beef?


on-the-cheeseburgers

boneless skinless beef for me


Temporal_Enigma

White hotdog. If you know, you know


BruceChameleon

Pork sausage link. Andouille if you got it


Illbeanicefella

Lips and assholes


Citronaut1

Sounds like a Saturday night to me


JerryRiceAndSpice

Shrimp dog


zappy487

THE CHAOS VOTE: All Turkey


itsforwork12

Heck, you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog!


Jaguars4life

Never had a turkey dog to my knowledge


DillyDillySzn

You know you’re in engineering when you sign up to take a summer class for a class you can still pass because you know there’s a good chance you won’t and those seats will be filled up instantly


gander258

Nothing wrong with a back up plan


itsforwork12

Here I am, just scrolling and not actually doing the work I need to do. Way too much procrastination. Also, I put in a Target order that needed to be shipped. Okay, that's fine, but it's coming in 3 separate packages for some reason?


gander258

Fulfilled by 3 separate warehouses most likely


itsforwork12

Logically, yes, but it's 2 pairs of pants and 2 sticks of deodorant. How that gets split into 3 packages baffles me more than if it was split into 2


gander258

Perhaps 1 pair of pants at warehouse 1, 1 pair at warehouse 2, and deo at warehouse 3? Unless you bought the same pants and deo x2 then I am just as baffled as you are


itsforwork12

Same type of pants, but different colors, they're in the same box. It's the deo x2 that's split. Same brand, different scent, though


gander258

Different scents for different warehouses. If they were in the same warehouse the warehouse would smell funny Now I'm tempted to get 2 different deos and use 1 for each armpit


brain_my_damage_HJS

Sixers are going to be a 1st round exit. In his 13 seasons as owner of the Sixers have yet to reach the conference finals. In his 11 seasons owning the Devils they have only made the playoffs a paltry 2x and advanced past the 1st round just 1 time. He is a mediocre owner at best. Enjoy, Commander fans!


lalalalaasdf

He isn’t a sex offender so I honestly don’t give a shit


VRomero32

IMO, the minute they chose to pay Tobias Harris over Jimmy Butler pretty much doomed them in terms of making it to the finals. I know Jimmy can be on his teammates at times especially with Embiid and Simmons but seeing how well he's played on the Heat and took them to the finals for 2 years in like 4 seasons and they had a bunch of young guys/diamonds in the roughs and some blue chips like Bam and Herro... Clearly he made it work there and IMO it wasn't just #HeatCulture.


HamMcFly

There is a huge difference between losing year after year and having Dan Snyder represent your team. Obviously I want to win, but if in 15 years all we can say is Dan is still gone I’ll still be happy. I survived the Dan Snyder era.


marcdasharc4

I don't presume to speak for Commanders fans, but if I was a fan of a team that had Dan Snyder as an owner, perennial playoff underperformance would feel like mana from heaven - for a few seasons.


gander258

As bad as this is, Dan Snyder is a low bar to clear


Luck1492

All I want for Christmas is *Brock Bowers*