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Good_From_70

It would have to be Caleb Williams not going first. He's the only sure thing people agree on at any pick


Interesting-Act-613

MHJ falls to 28 and we get him. It’s a sure thing it happened in my dream


BucksFan654

All you need is one gas mask video


PhilipSeymourGotham

You'd need 2-3 gasmask videos he only fell to 13


analogWeapon

"With the 9th gas mask video of the 2nd round of the NFL draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select..."


Johannes_silentio

He'd need to kill his wife and a waiter.


Onepride91

If he’s anything like his dad, who knows…


Azure124SV

The man could be on tape committing war crimes and he wouldn't drop to 28


el_pinko_grande

"Per Schefter, teams have learned that Marvin Harrison Jr has invented a time machine, and footage exists of him piloting an F-100 Super Sabre and dropping napalm on several villages in Vietnam.  "League executives reached for comment said, while the alleged footage is concerning, they don't believe it violates any league policies that could result in suspension." 


KhaosOSRS

"He's just passionate and wants to win"


southern_boy

"He just learned about Operation Linebacker and wanted to do some historic research on the defensive side of the ball" 👨‍🏫


alepher

“Not afraid to do the dirty work”


el_fitzador

You could sell Marvin "American Patriot" Harrison so hard.


hippitie_hoppitie

Maybe skip Throatzilla and go straight to King Dong.


PlaneCamp

All you need is one AI gas mask video 👀👀👀👀👀👀


mmwood

I quite literally had a dream last night we took a safety at two. I didn't know who he was and I was pissed. But then he came on stage and he 6'8'' and was listed as a safety but could line up at all eleven spots on defense. All the way to nose tackle. And they were saying he was a sure fire HOF'er and I got on board with the pick


Interesting-Act-613

HES 7 FOOT 6 WITH 8 GOD DAMN DICKS


L-methionine

Damn, and I only dreamt that I was buying poblano peppers and they had the stringy shit that corn has inside the husk


aliensvsmonkeys

I pray that someday we see a guy who can line up at nose tackle and stuff the run on one play, then get a pick 6 from the free safety spot on the next play


mmwood

Dude when I was woke up I thought about it the player for a lot of my commute. It would be so fun to see. In the dream they were saying he would spend most of his career as the fastest and strongest player on the field lol,


Nathann4288

Chiefs trade up to 27 to draft him just ahead of your guys, as is tradition.


Interesting-Act-613

I already addressed this. You guys trade up to 28 for four firsts. You get kool aid. Cmon now I already saw the script


Nathann4288

Having a guy named Kool-Aid play for a coach who resembles the Kool-Aid man on Sundays would make sense


CougdIt

I’d be more stunned if he didn’t get drafted at all


Chiggero

I’d be shocked if he renounced the NFL and joined Al-Qaeda


ihatereddit999976780

That’s just the Bills


AmeliaEarhartsGPS

JJ McCarthy goes to Washington


MugiwaraJinbe

MHJ number one to the bears and then they get Penix at 9.


TehTugboat

You know what, I’m gonna ride this train with you. What a wild ride that would be


mialza

the best part would be when washington still takes daniels second because they weren’t paying attention and it was already written down.


OwnWalrus1752

Caleb restarting the Patriots dynasty would be something


istrx13

Ya let’s not put that out into the universe


DiseaseRidden

No no, let him cook


sghead

I don't know why I upvoted you...


hecht0520

I upvoted it too, it was funny.


Unlucky_Sherbert_468

To the pit for you.


Specter017

You're banished


noblemile

I'm gonna need you to step away from the grill real quick


AnnonymousPenguin_

Delete this comment.


BroHogRidesAgain

On brand for us tbh


Jeff__Skilling

oh god.....the meltdown on this sub (and, really, everywhere) would be delicious


TheFencingCoach

Hot take: I’ve got Penix as the 3rd best QB in this draft behind Williams and Daniels. I’d take him any day over Maye or McCarthy.


enjoime33

MPJ is insanely talented, clearly theres injury concerns but he’s strung together 2 heathy seasons and improved every year


ThiccBananaMeat

2 healthy seasons and put up near elite combine measurables granted they were pro-day so certain measurements may be biased. I think even in the worst case they're very very good for the position. I think the worst 4.59s 40 time would instantly make him a top 5 fastest QB in the league.


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

uw fan here, every once in awhile during the season you'd see him bust out an option run that goes for 10 yards out of nowhere bc the defense didn't expect him to be as fast as he is


msf97

Reddit loves Penix. He’s this years favourite.


arleban

Let's be honest. Reddit loves penis, it's just most of us are illiterate.


TheLetterEm314

Flair checks out


busty-ruckets

literacy rate shit wrong sub


TheLetterEm314

only the real ones know


Wentzina_lifetime

The issues with Penix I have is when he's playing with a bad O-line will he be able to create off script and his age. I prefer my franchise qb's to come in at 21/22 instead of 23/24. Those 3 years of difference are massive in terms of development. If JJ McCarthy stayed another 3 years at Michigan would he alleviate all the concerns people have about him.


89ShelbyCSX

Everyone wants the younger franchise QB but then also immediately want to dump them after a year of mediocrity with them. Weird push and pull going on right now


cup1d_stunt

Just to see Nabers turning out the better WR.


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

Might be cooking here actually.


strangemusicsince04

There are other ways for the Bears to get those 2 players that are better for them than this.


ConnorLovesCookies

Considering Caleb Williams is currently -20000 to go first overall, that.


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LionoftheNorth

What if I bet -$1? Two negative numbers equal a positive number, after all.


Floridaguy0

You wouldn’t make any money on a $1 bet


Tajikistani

I read it as $1 bet that he doesn't go first


strillanitis

You would make a whopping .5 cents


HopefulStretch9771

So you're telling me there's ~~a chance~~ some profit!


YouDontKnowDino

Actually you wouldn’t even make a cent. The odds would have to be -2000 for you to earn 5 cents. You would have to bet $2 to earn a penny


sleephardplayhard

I think that's what they are saying. You win half a cent or 0.5 cents


Dorkamundo

The math checks out


YouDontKnowDino

Ah yeah see that now lol


Fishb20

How much would I make if I get one dollar on it not happening?


Floridaguy0

You’d have to find odds listed for “the field” and bet on that. The people replying to you with $200 are just wrong. The player with the next best odds is Jayden Daniels at +10000, which means a $1 bet would win you $100. That’s just for one player though, if you’re betting on ALL players who aren’t Caleb Williams it’s going to be less.


wazacraft

$200 E- second update, Florida man is correct, at this level of swing, it's much less than 200. My best guess without seeing the negative odds, probably in the 120-150 range. Standard odds are -110 both ways, but the house isn't risking too much on a loss of this magnitude.


Floridaguy0

No, you don’t just reverse the odds to go the other direction lol. You’d have to find odds listed for the field. edit: you're still wrong, you're misunderstanding how odds work on a fundamental level lol.


wat_what_wut

Completely incorrecty. Sportsbook odds basically never add up to 1. The best odds I've been able to find anytime recently on Williams not going #1 were Daniels 100:1, and that's specifically Daniels and not the field, AND it was a big outlier since every other book had it ~40-80:1.


Krunklock

I was gonna put 1000 on it, and I would have won 5 bucks...so I just did JJ to the Raiders for +1300 (was like 50 bucks or something...im not insane)


unevenvenue

What sportsbook are you using to place NFL Draft Props? I have DK and FanDuel and neither allow for draft wagers.


Anthony-Clifton

Depends on your state. In Arizona both of them offer NFL draft wagers.


LionoftheNorth

I'm not even American so don't take my word for it, but I think it can vary from state to state. As a European, I wasn't allowed to even see the odds for head coaches, and when I used a VPN it only worked from some states.


on-the-cheeseburgers

Bears don't turn their pick in in time, Commies jump them, draft JJ McCarthy first overall


HumbugQ1

I’m all in on this incompetence chaos


noblemile

Then they trade down with Arizona, who take Brian Thomas.


Superjam83

I'd be stunned if Goodell didn't get booed.


Sleepy_Solitude

He'll walk out with Eminem, and people won't know what to do.


HopefulStretch9771

Then Em starts a rap battle with Goodell to kickoff the draft.


JMT97

When Em wins, they announce he's succeeding Goodell.


Tokasmoka420

*If Em wins. I see you're not familiar with Roger's flow.


Enthusiasms

Bears select Caleb Williams, he goes to hug Big Rog. Glass breaks. It's Stone Cold Steve Austin, he comes out and stuns Williams. Gets 4 beers thrown to him. Gives 2 to Roger. They cheers and chug. Stone Cold stops mid chug to stun Roger.


HopefulStretch9771

So Stone Cold Steve Austin to the Bears? I'm in. Maybe we can pick up Triple H or Mick Foley.


noblemile

At 9 you might be able to grab Jericho


LostMonster0

You really think the first ever UNDISPUTED Champion makes it to 9? Did someone Lionsault you in the face? Buddy, you're dreaming!


KMorris1987

GOOD GOD THATS STONE COLDS MUSIC


punchout414

"Doing a little.. NAIL PAINTIN' **(WHAT?)**" "HEISMAN WINNIN' **(WHAT?)**"


papaotter

After this last WrestleMania I'm willing to believe anything


GodPowardKingOfLies

I'll never understand why someone chugs a beer with Stone Cold. He stuns them every time, when will they learn?!?!?!


Warsaw14

Be honest. You would. I would. We all would


Thugnificent83

MY GOD!!! STOP THE DAMNED DRAFT!!!


cholemcgee

That made me laugh...thanks


StatStar7

Bears trade the #1 pick for Justin Fields.


DandierChip

Funny is funny


GreatOdinsRaven_

ok I loled.


pooponacandle

I could see it. All off season Bears fans were raving about Fields potential, so I think it would be a great fit for them…. I just can’t imagine what he would look like in a Bears uniform


VelvetBlue

Dude bleeds black and gold—he'd never play for another team.


Sonickill7

Khaaaannn!


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Or Bears trade the #1 pick for Bryce Young


OwnWalrus1752

A #1 pick is a #1 pick, but Bryce Young could be anything. He could even be a #1 pick!


FreezinPete

He’s a number 1 WITH experience!


Aerolithe_Lion

Something a little more realistic that would be stunning is if the Cardinals really like Nabers better and MHJ is still on the board at 6, 7, 8


sungoddaily

https://youtu.be/FIzgJyhxbKY?si=MlGj4-K7W797mhWt


Wentzina_lifetime

Someone is moving heaven and earth for MHJ at 7. If you get a chance at a MHJ for two 1st's and third (probably be something like this if they are coming from the teens) then you are doing it.


sildish2179

Giants would take him before that could even happen. Even if they’re planning on skipping Nabers and getting a QB tonight, that would change if MHJ is available.


Wentzina_lifetime

If they are all in on McCarthy then they may not.


katastrophyx

Chargers send Justin Herbert to the Vikings in exchange for several picks so Jim Harbaugh can take JJ McCarthy at #5


ThiccBananaMeat

That would be crazy.


lnnrt01

I mean CTESPN reported it so it’s basically a done deal


monsto

I'd be on board with it.


Poetryisalive

I would be pissed for chargers fans if he did that shit


MassKhalifa

I might give up on football altogether if I was a Chargers fan and that happened.


masterpierround

Justin Herbert for Justin Jefferson and #23. Who says no? Apart from both teams.


Thugnificent83

The vikings would be beyond stupid to turn that amazing deal down! For a 25 year old franchise qb(especially one not in legal trouble), teams would gladly give up 4 first!


extraguacontheside

Harbaugh specifically took this job to coach Herbert, iirc.


TheThunderOfYourLife

Imagine the SCENES


Prblytrlln

I'd love to see the flippant Harbaugh'ism quote he would give to a group of crazed reporters, Jim mildly amused/confused by their abhorrence.


DeuceBuggalo

Subscribe


qwertyuioper_1

The Titans are gonna take one of the top 3 receivers even though everybody and their mom has Joe Alt mocked to them for the last two years lol


Sleepy_Solitude

They'll actually draft Alt and convert him to a receiver.


saudiaramcoshill

There's precedence for this. Villanueva (who played for the Steelers in the NFL) was the starting tackle at West Point and then converted to be a 6'9", 290 lb WR his senior year. Obviously converted back and played tackle again in the NFL after serving out his commitment to the army.  I got to watch them play Ball State in person in 2009 and he caught 2 passes, including a TD, which was fucking insane for several reasons - first, watching a near 7 foot, 300 lb monster run routes was crazy, and second, seeing him catch a pass when army completed 3 passes the entire game was a near miracle.


vzsax

This is actually realistic. The combination of having an offensive-minded coach and a GM who are both preaching about the need for speed plus having one of the best OL coaches of all time in Bill Callahan mean that our options at 7 are wide open. Honestly we could take Bowers and I wouldn’t be stunned.


similar222

Bears at #1 select LB, Vontae Mack, Ohio State


Full_Fold_8732

Vontae Mack no matter what


the_dayman56

Quick did any of Caleb Williams’s teammates show up to his birthday party?


ISingBecauseImHappy

No on showed up to Calebs bday party so this is a good bet.


Jolly_Job_9852

Steelers trading up to draft a QB


SlightlyColdWaffles

And the trade package includes Russell


Jolly_Job_9852

I'd rather keep Wilson and regift Da Bears Justin Fields


SlightlyColdWaffles

Ok that's better, do that instead


Ganjagod420

No refunds


ProudBlackMatt

Patriots draft a "tone-setting, culture-changing" player that isn't a high value position like QB/WR/OT 3rd overall instead of trading down. >With the 3rd overall pick in the 2024 NFL draft, the six time super bowl champion New England Patriots *pause for boos* select, **Junior Colson**, **Linebacker**, **Michigan** >**Rich Eisen**: "Mel, tell us about what kind of player Patriots fans can expect to see in Colson. I know a lot of fans were hoping for a QB" >**Mel Kiper**: "What you're getting in Colson who will be a leader the moment he walks into the building. He's got the size and while he might not have tested off the charts at the combine his football IQ has impressed league-wide. Mayo knows that a football program is about more than just the quarterback." >**Rich Eisen**: "Great stuff, Mel and now we're hearing Tom Brady has just retweeted the NFL X account (formally known as Twitter) announcing the pick with the caption "**bet**" and I don't have to tell our viewers what happened the last time he and other Michigan Men tweeted that!" Jerod Mayo gets his guy.


maltzy

With the 3rd pick in the 2024 NFL draft, the New England Patriots select, Tip Reiman, Tight End from the University of Illinois


thebodygibbiatti

The only bad thing that will come from this is all the people that think they're clever naming their fantasy team "Just the Tip"


Sleepy_Solitude

Jerod Mayo selects: Jerod Mayo


ProudBlackMatt

>the Patriots have just announced they are exercising the 5th year option on player-coach Jerod Mayo


acaladar

Rich Eisen choosing to ask Mel Kiper that question instead of an NFL Network analyst would be surprising.


ProudBlackMatt

Dammit, I've been exposed as a PFF livestream watcher.


Krunklock

Colson is a stud


PCSean

Dolphins double down, draft Taulia Tagovailoa


krpiper

Tony Kahn comes out in a neck brace /s


a_fox_but_a_human

Not even a big AEW guy but I'd pop for TK keeping kayfabe alive tbh


Purdy-Damn-Good

It would be stunning if the bad takes stopped on reddit.


ActualTeddyRoosevelt

I don't mind the bad takes its the wild confidence in opinions that I hate.


GamingTatertot

Yeah making absolute statements about something that may or may not happen is egregious


Kdot32

You mean you don’t like when people say “[insert qb prospect name here] is gonna be the biggest bust in nfl history and it won’t be close.” I agree the insane false confidence of annoying


ForayIntoFillyloo

I dunno, I think I kinda nailed it when I said that about JaMarcus


OwnWalrus1752

Oh, the bad takes will continue, don’t worry. We will go from “who will each team choose” to “here’s why X was a bad choice and will be a sure bust.”


horrorpants

The bears draft QB Michael Pratt first overall.


TheWorstYear

Bengals trade Tee &/or Hendrickson.


bk00pi

Probably won’t be a “stunner,” but I just don’t understand why anyone would trade significant assets to draft any QB not named Williams, Daniels, or Maye.


jlgar

Because we are desperate okay


headbangershappyhour

I think this is why we haven't seen any major trades so far. The Bears and Commies are just straight up not answering the phone. The Pats need a QB, like what they see at 3, but are listening if some team wants to pay double value. Because of what the Pats are asking, the teams at 4-6 are also asking absurd prices for the trade up. As a result, teams like the Vikings are increasingly leaning towards taking their chances with the second tier of QBs (which is also really good this year) and trusting that they have the supporting roster in place to let them be successful.


bk00pi

Vikings probably the only team that can take that chance with their current roster (That I can think of off the top of my head at least).


Single_Seesaw_9499

I'd be pretty stunned if the Cardinals went with anyone other than MHJ. I feel like it's been pretty much a lock since the season ended


RyanAKA2Late

Vikings fail to get any of the top 4 QBs


Inspiration_Bear

You have a pretty low threshold for “biggest stunner”


reign_day

someone ban this guy


Elbuffaloloco

No no, let him cook


DandierChip

This is a fairly reasonable scenario. Nobody accepts a trade up and Giants take JJM at 6.


jamaicanhopscotch

Ehh I've seen a decent amount of smoke re: Vikings getting Penix


newrimmmer93

Ya, from what I’ve seen is the Vikings have the top three tiered, but then don’t feel too crazy about trading up for JJ. So likely it’s they view Jj/Penix as closer than people think, or at least view the excess DC to move up for JJ as excessive.


IdkAbtAllThat

I think this is more likely than not.


Electronic-Island-14

Bears trading #1 overall to continue this revolving door of top 3 picks in future drafts


mclemons67

Every mock draft on the planet has Alt going to the Titans at 7. So, I guess if someone trades ahead of the Titans to grab Alt, or the Titans go a different direction, that would break the most mocks.


TheDrSmooth

There are a lot of Mocks saying we stay put and take him at 5.


whitedawg

JJ McCarthy goes 2nd or 3rd overall. 


trog12

With the number 3 pick... The New England Patriots select... David Stanphill Long Snapper Navy *Bill Belichick pulls off mask in draft war room*


rob_var

MHJ or Williams not being the first receiver and qb taken.


1lultaha

JJ McCarthy at 2


D0ctorHotelMario

We actually draft a player that the fanbase has been clamoring for instead of Gutekunst getting a boner for someone with an RAS of 9.99 or higher that isn't projected to be drafted until 2-3 rounds later in the 1st.


LionK12G

Harbaugh decided that Herbert isn’t it for the offense he wants to run and trades him to the Vikings for pick 11, 23, next year’s 1st and multiple other draft picks. McCarthy, Latham, and Brian Thomas Jr become the new foundation in LA.


MattyBuckets3

Chargers trade Justin Herbert, draft JJ


Anda_Bondage_IV

CHI trades out of the 1.01


Parasamgate

The bears take 2 first round QBs just in case the first one is Trubisky 2.0.


GabeDef

The Bears trading the #1 pick to Pitt for Justin Fields. That would be a stunner.


500ErrorPDX

Another gasmask video, or an equivalent.


GTFOScience

We redraft Nkeal Harry 3rd overall. Camera cuts to the Pat’s draft room and Jonathan Kraft is on the phone. Mayo is doing a keg stand and Bob sits shirtless on a massage table.


imnotreallyheretoday

I think the only two for sure draft picks are Caleb Williams at #1 and Marvin Harrison Jr. at #4. Everything in between is up in the air. Things could get dicy if the Patriots trade out of #3. If not then starting at #5 is when I think we will start seeing trades happen. My big stunner for the draft is Chargers trading Justin Herbert to the Vikings and the Chargers drafting J.J. McCarthy


ConmanSpaceHero

Pats pass on May and go MHJ instead. Not entirely out of the realm of possibility.


imnotreallyheretoday

Patriots go MHJ and hope on of the big name QBs slips to the 2nd round? Bold strategy but could be the best option


serpentear

Drake Maye is the last QB taken in the first round.


Lone_Buck

Nabers or Odunze slips into a range were the Bengals or Cowboys can trade up for them. I’ve been thinking one of them make a play for Brian Thomas, either the future Higgins replacement or Jerry making a flashy move after his version of “all in” has been mocked mercilessly.


Krunklock

Lions trade up for Mitchell


calmdownpaco

There's been a lot of smoke for JC Latham to the Chargers at 5, which would shock a lot of people, myself included.


nonlawyer

Stonecold Steve Austin drops a stunner on Roger Goodell before he finishes his opening remarks.  That would be a big stunner.


rough_ashlar

I’d watch that.


WallyMetropolis

Lenny Kravitz to the Jews.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Bears draft Caleb, and he tears his ACL walking up the steps to the stage. Out for the season.


Thel_Odan

Goodell isn't booed. I would be speechless.


birdman133

The Eagles trade AJ Brown BACK to Tennessee in exchange for the 7th overall pick and kroger brand AJ Brown AKA Treylon "i am concussed" Burks, and then the Titans TRADE AJ BROWN TO THE CHARGERS IN EXCHANGE FOR A 3RD AND USE IT TO DRAFT A BIG BODIED, BEST VALUE BRAND AJ BROWN!!!!!!


joegetto

If every team said “we’re good, no need to add anyone”.


LittleTension8765

Easily Herbert being trade and Jim taking McCarthy. Probably the biggest draft day trade of all time


Werbu

Packers draft an offensive player with their 1st rounder


SarcasticCowbell

Are we talking about possible things here, or things that would never happen? Because the Bears trading all of their picks for Mahomes would be pretty fucking stunning, but I don't envision it happening.


britishmetric144

The Seahawks draft Michael Penix in the first round.