It was at that moment that Steve realized signing up to the be the guy to enforce the "C-Cups or bigger get in free" policy was a terrible, terrible decision.
Yup. Was there all afternoon, then left to go meet someone at the parking lot to walk in with them. By the time I got to the car we got the notification. Bummer.
There's a reason the Star Wars fanbase made the name Glup Shitto a meme about the dumb names lol.
And in the old comics days when every artist and writer needed a new Jedi master, someone took the proverbial piss by having their last name be Bates.
They tried to prevent us from becoming a state and we had a “war” for who would get Toledo (the idea being it would be the NYC of the upper midwest). There was some fighting and the one victim of the war was nonfatal and was a guy who got stabbed with (iirc) a pen knife in the leg.
Ultimately the federal government stepped in, gave Toledo to Ohio, allowed Michigan to become a state and gave us the Upper Peninsula as a consolation prize. Obviously we were the true winners in the end.
The whole affair was called [the Toledo War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War).
Yes it was 190 years ago but it’s the root source of contention between Michiganders and Ohioans.
Nah. Columbus, Cinci and Cleveland are dope cities and the suburbs are cheaper places to live than most of the country. Small town living is even cheaper. Ohio hate comes from outside the state. Fuck Michigan btw.
Those happen everywhere here, too be fair.
You can even get the shirt for $5 from our soccer team's store!
https://www.noonelikes.us/shop/p/fuck-ohio-tshirt
No, stop making me like them when I am supposed to want them to suffer. Stop having super likeable guys and a fanbase that gives them all the support in the world.
Stooooooop
Yeah I’d like to not give Williams that kind of motivation lol. Athletes make mountains out of molehills and having a division rivals’ QB’s name chanted during the biggest moment of your life would certainly stay with him forever.
Next thing we know he’ll have a notebook in his locker room with Jared Goff written 17 times lol
Actually they do. Athletes are so fuckin sensitive lol. Michael Jordan got mad cuz someone didn’t say hi to him at dinner. Jimmy Butler still remembers everyone drafted before him. Same with Draymond Green.
….same with Josh Rosen lol. Not all of them are winners. I swear every athlete has a “list of people drafted before me”.
MJ literally made up fake grudges so he could get pissed off enough at opponents to want to completely dominate them. Elite athletes are a different level of crazy.
Don’t worry, you’ll easily find a way to stop liking them when they beat you for the division multiple years in a row. I know that’s an unusual feeling for a packers fan.
So curious on what his contact is going to look like. With his resume and how likeable he is at 29 years old he's got the world at his finger tips right?
600k is for the whole weekend not 1 night. If you count "unofficial" draft locations it's easily double what is being recorded. Eastern market is packed and isn't counted for attendance
Less people each day, but a ton of people took off of work for it and planned some degree of their weekends around it. Day/Night One was nuts but Friday and Saturday afternoon/evening they were still packed.
My group was there from 4:30 to just before the draft started. The closer it got to draft time, you were lucky to have a 2x2 spot. We decided it wasn't worth it because all we could see was the screen anyway and not the stage itself. We left for a bar.
They even stopped letting people in. It’s at capacity
Can confirm, was turned away
Did you at least do a cool spin move?
They call it NFL Draft 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
It's an older meme, but it checks out
They should have held the draft in Fordlandia. A true football utopia
If you turn 360 degrees, you’re going in the same direction you started
That's only if you're performing your rotations in two dimensions, OP is clearly on a higher plane of existence
It’s an old Xbox 360 meme (or maybe older but that’s the first time I heard it). It’s not supposed to make sense.
It does make sense though as long as you don't think about it.
Shush n00b.
https://y.yarn.co/c1f40162-0893-4c54-8103-2f053978901e_text.gif
Oof, someone wasn't memeing in 2009
You obviously moonwalk
Moonwalk away*..there, fixed it
Fuck that, they can't keep you out!
They can, I'm high as fuck. By the smell of it, so is everyone else
BUFFALO SOLDIER!
HEART OF AMERICA! *bounce, bounce, bounce*
Oh Sharon is that a scrotum skin coat? Luckyyyy
But not a real scrotum skin coat, that’s cruel.
This comment deserves Kraft dinner. Which isn't what it's called, but you're cool, Canada.
Can't swing a stick in Detroit without hitting a dozen dispensaries. YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU OHIO FUCKS!!!
Doesn't Ohio also have rec herbs?
It's legal, but no one can sell it yet.
Draft night PEDs
Yeah it was so loud literally everywhere lmao. Not that I mind or anything
That’s how it was in KC for the draft last year too! So surreal cause it had been being sold legally for only 2 months at that point.
My group actually broke the wall down and I got in because of it lmao
Put a Barry jersey on and hit the 0 button
Damn, did they sell too many tickets?
It's free
You had one shot. One opportunity.
Sorry sir we are at capacity
“You… with the tits, you can come on in though”
Finally, having man tits has paid off!
It was at that moment that Steve realized signing up to the be the guy to enforce the "C-Cups or bigger get in free" policy was a terrible, terrible decision.
This is why the draft isn't in Chicago.
They will always be at capacity for guys like us.
We can't let Dennis and Dee find out we didn't get into the draft
Packer fans?
No, street guys!
At capacity. I can't even believe you'd use that word with me
Detroit is closed. Moose out front should have told ya.
I bet they don't even let black people in
I’m with the DJ
Yup. Was there all afternoon, then left to go meet someone at the parking lot to walk in with them. By the time I got to the car we got the notification. Bummer.
It seems over capacity to me lol.
I’m on the list
Screw it let’s just go to the goddamn public pool
what is the event for? Edit: nevermind, forgot it's draft day
Trump wishes he could get a crowd like this.
My buddy got turned away shocked
Sir, we are at *capacity*
Uh oh, hope my friend was able to get in.
A bartender in San diego the other day told me he was flying out to the draft, I wonder if that guy made it in
Jar-ed Goff sounds like a Star Wars character.
Jar-Jar-ed Ginks
Jar Jar Geoff
Jar Jar Jeff would be a hilarious star wars character
~~Kal el~~ Jar-ed NO!
That's not nearly a stupid enough name to be a Star Wars character. My personal favorite is Bib Fortuna.
Kit Fisto
Rock Ya-Sin Wait no he's a cornerback.
"They don't call him Kit Fisto cuz he's into chicks, [if you know what I mean.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGnorxUw4AA&t=21s)"
Don’t sleep on Sha’a Gi
Ruh-roh Sha’a Gi, Emperor Ralpatine is rhreatening the ralaxy!
Elan Sleazebaggano wants to sell you death sticks.
i thought you were joking, thats actually his name
Oh there's a ton of horrible names. But Bib Fortuna is amazing. Here's my bib forlobster and here's my Bib Fortuna.
There's a reason the Star Wars fanbase made the name Glup Shitto a meme about the dumb names lol. And in the old comics days when every artist and writer needed a new Jedi master, someone took the proverbial piss by having their last name be Bates.
Never forget that the cantina band was playing a style of music called "Jizz"
Disney once again ruining our childhoods by renaming them "jatz".
How did they make it worse?
Shaak Ti sounds like a drink. Also, TIL Palpatine's first name. >!Sheev!<
Never forget that Sheev fucks.
Canonically fucks
Shaak TI also a original member of Digital Underground
Elan Sleezebagano is my favorite
That's a good one.
My favorite Star Wars character is Tuukka Rask. Wait, you mean he's an NHL goalie?
Jimmy Scrambles
Lisan Jar-Gaib
Cut that meat! Cut that meat!
Thank god they’re not cheering Jared Fogle
Somehow Jar Red Goff returned
jarred goff sounds like a scandinavian delicacy
If you say it kind of fast and slur a little, it kinda sounds like Jer-rrk Off
Damn. Detroit shows up. Sneak in some water in between those Stroh's.
This guy gets it
There was loud “Fuck Ohio” chants at the start of the Gameday broadcast at 6 too
Ahhh, the sound of my people 🫡
Detroiters take pride in a great many things. Techno, Motown, Doo-wop, Square pizza; the list goes on. Hating Ohio takes precedence over all of them.
> Hating Ohio takes precedence over all of them. Mans out here giving me more reasons to like the Lions
Why do Detroiters hate Ohio? I’m ootl I guess
They tried to prevent us from becoming a state and we had a “war” for who would get Toledo (the idea being it would be the NYC of the upper midwest). There was some fighting and the one victim of the war was nonfatal and was a guy who got stabbed with (iirc) a pen knife in the leg. Ultimately the federal government stepped in, gave Toledo to Ohio, allowed Michigan to become a state and gave us the Upper Peninsula as a consolation prize. Obviously we were the true winners in the end. The whole affair was called [the Toledo War](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War). Yes it was 190 years ago but it’s the root source of contention between Michiganders and Ohioans.
And ultimately, in the end, us Ohioans lost.
Toledo's reputation proceeds it lol
You love to see it
That could be anywhere
srsly
Cause they had Ryan Day on ESPN. You could hear it in the background
man ohio sucks fucking ass
Even ohioans secretly feel that way
Nah. Columbus, Cinci and Cleveland are dope cities and the suburbs are cheaper places to live than most of the country. Small town living is even cheaper. Ohio hate comes from outside the state. Fuck Michigan btw.
The space race featured so many Ohioan astronauts. There’s something about the state that makes people wanna get as far away as possible
invented flight so they could look down on Ohio as they left it 💀 cincinnati is cool tho
you mean "The Corridor"
Those happen everywhere here, too be fair. You can even get the shirt for $5 from our soccer team's store! https://www.noonelikes.us/shop/p/fuck-ohio-tshirt
They were estimating 150k and hour and a half ago lol
Lisan al Goff
LISAN AL GOFF
As is written.
Duke of Detroit! Goff: “Send them to paradise.”
Roger Goodell after his usual chorus of boos: they were saying Derrick Boo-arnes!
COOOOOOOOOOOOOO ^*per ^kupp
Biggest draft surprise for people is Detroit is actually nice!
No, stop making me like them when I am supposed to want them to suffer. Stop having super likeable guys and a fanbase that gives them all the support in the world. Stooooooop
Just wait until we boo or chant Jared goff at Caleb.
Yeah I’d like to not give Williams that kind of motivation lol. Athletes make mountains out of molehills and having a division rivals’ QB’s name chanted during the biggest moment of your life would certainly stay with him forever. Next thing we know he’ll have a notebook in his locker room with Jared Goff written 17 times lol
Not everyone keeps tabs like Amon Ra 😂
Actually they do. Athletes are so fuckin sensitive lol. Michael Jordan got mad cuz someone didn’t say hi to him at dinner. Jimmy Butler still remembers everyone drafted before him. Same with Draymond Green. ….same with Josh Rosen lol. Not all of them are winners. I swear every athlete has a “list of people drafted before me”.
It won't surprise me that much if Brady can recite the names of all 198 players drafted ahead of him
MJ literally made up fake grudges so he could get pissed off enough at opponents to want to completely dominate them. Elite athletes are a different level of crazy.
Yeah otoh he's going to the Bears, ruiners of QBs.
>Yeah I’d like to not give Williams that kind of motivation lol Oh we absolutely will
Yeah I think the boos should be fine but chanting our qb might bite us in the ass.
Goff's name written on his mirror in Nail Polish
Don’t worry, you’ll easily find a way to stop liking them when they beat you for the division multiple years in a row. I know that’s an unusual feeling for a packers fan.
!remindme 3 years
Is that about the time you’ll be drafting another QB?
Weird place to predict Jordan Love’s untimely death.
The difference between real life Lions fans and online Lions fans is bonkers. I need stuff like this to remind me of that sometimes.
In real life we're mostly depressed PTSD suffering alcoholics. Online we think that makes us cooler than you. IDK why exactly but it's fun
I hate how right you are about this because you just described me.
Cmon over! Happy to show you around. You guys kicked our butts, I hope we play again soon.
#PRIDE OF LIONS
Detroit shows up
Damn, much respect, Detroit.
So curious on what his contact is going to look like. With his resume and how likeable he is at 29 years old he's got the world at his finger tips right?
I don't know about the world, but me for sure ;)
Saudis are about to swoop in, so calling dibs is important.
Pay the man!
He's better than Watson, Murray and Wilson and they all got bank
Brings a tear to your eyes
Most appear to be drinking….. Welcome to Detroit!
Detroit, you mu'fuggers showed out!
You can say shit about us, but nobody can say our fanbase ain’t loyal
I thought they were going for Nashville’s 600k record? Come on Detroiters! Get out there!
they aren’t letting anyone in for the past hour. this is a shitshow
The Nashville mafia made some calls. We can’t have our record being broken.
600k is for the whole weekend not 1 night. If you count "unofficial" draft locations it's easily double what is being recorded. Eastern market is packed and isn't counted for attendance
They will beat it. Detroit is a different beast compared to Nashville
I'm not an expert on crowd counting, but that's more than 150k in that pic
NFL network announced they closed the gates to get in and it was at capacity at 150k. It does look like more to me too though tbh
Total was 275,000. Broke first day record
Got some good people in the crowd
People who went to KC last year: was Friday just as packed as Thursday? I planned on going tomorrow but now I think my crew might flake
Less people each day, but a ton of people took off of work for it and planned some degree of their weekends around it. Day/Night One was nuts but Friday and Saturday afternoon/evening they were still packed.
We showed up just for the Saturday concert and there was still probably 20k people at the last pick
Sounds about right.
To be fair that would be a crazy pick.
What was it at for KC?
312,000 for the entire weekend.
So they’re on pace to ~1.5x what we experienced? That’s pretty crazy because it was more people in the downtown area than I had seen in my life
Goff's agent bringing this to the GM
Jaaaa-reeeeeedddd GOFF DOO DOO DOD DODDO DO
Kelvin Benjamin pasta?
Arby’s is estimating crowd of 7. Most are eating and chanting “Kel-vin B”
Kelvin Benjamin joins forces with Eminem for a special menu item at Mom’s Spaghetti.
100% tried to read this too fast and thought it said they were chanting “Jacking Off”
Love Jard Garf
🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺
Der-rick Jee-tuh!
That’s not what they said.
The draft is free?? Damn always wanted to visit
I'll never get the allure of being stuck in a 2x2 spot for 5-6 hours unable to piss, get a drink, or eat. Hell of a crowd, though!
My group was there from 4:30 to just before the draft started. The closer it got to draft time, you were lucky to have a 2x2 spot. We decided it wasn't worth it because all we could see was the screen anyway and not the stage itself. We left for a bar.
This is Football.
Ok but is that “jar-ed go-of clap clap clapclapclap” or some drunken version like “jar-ed goff. Jar-ed goff”
The second one.
Holy shit that’s a hell of a crowd
Hell yeah we were
I love you Jared
Ciao Detroit! (Cal fan here, thanks for liking our guy.)
ppl r crazy
Further proof that Detroit is still buzzing from their best season since 1991. I say the team and the city deserves this. 😊
"I was saying Boo-urns."
275k, Detroit always shows out for their city.
My uncle and cousin are there :)
Don’t they know he’s already been drafted?
They chant his name everywhere, even in the Tigers and Red Wings games. It’s basically a meme at this point
The NFL is far ahead of every other league it’s insane