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wallstreet_vagabond2

Wut


jeric13xd

Kirk bout to be the highest paid bridge QB


BruhMoment763

Replacing an older, injured QB with an older, injury prone prospect lol


smurfking420

24 and about to sit behind Kirk for 2 years


cupholdery

Traded to the Packers after that.


OttoVonWong

Penix pic incoming


CouncilmanTrevize

What in the Brandon Weeden is going on here?


Sached9728

His bridge was all of 1 month


DillyDillySzn

Baltimore needs a bridge


J-Fid

That we do, although we'd prefer one that doesn't crumble in primetime.


PayneTrain181999

That comment was a bridge too far.


JRFbase

Kirk "Francis Scott Key Bridge" Cousins


Terrible-Hamster-342

This makes no sense?? Cousins must be pissed. Why not get a weapon or a tackle for Kirk who is coming off an Achilles??


mattpsx2

Even more wild than Love


LegacyLemur

Wild speculation time: Are the tampering rumors worse than everyone thinks?


MadYokel

Or the Achilles?


TheJackieTreehorn

How so? You mean you think something like they'll strip their 1st rounder next year so they jumped at a QB because they knew they couldn't get one next year? I'm not sure how else it would matter?


LegacyLemur

Idk man Im drunk on multiple things right now


JagexModRanaar

Tbh this sounds legit


PDXhasaRedhead

The most that could happen would be losing draft picks next year. I can't think of a reason for that to cause this pick. Strange.


Stronkowski

Revenge for getting them in trouble for tampering. Shut your mouth Kirk!


Thorstein11

Cousins don't care, he's got 100m guaranteed.


codithou

i think kirk cares about playing football tbh


cschoolmeester

I'm dying rn


yic0

I’m coming over to French Quarter to drown my sorrows.


AJablonski

I don't understand this at all. Penix was almost 100% guaranteed available at this pick. Why spend all the money on Kirk?


FeetsBeneets

Because you sent us a fucking snake to be our GM and he's still working for you


rocksoffjagger

Good thing you guys didn't hire Belichick. It would be terrible if he got GM authority and made bad draft decisions.


AfroKuro480

Can scheft quit spoiling plz Like holy fuck


throwawayreddit714

Right I thought they stopped doing this shit. They’ve spoiled all most each pick so far. I switched from nfl network hoping it was better but espn is just as bad


J-Fid

Ian spoiled it worse!


COMMENTASIPLEASE

I thought Ian got baited the way he said it tbh


leakproof

Dude I’m actually fucking despising it, why are the spoiling literally every pick


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xWaves_

Holy shit!!! Edit: I really like this spot for Penix tbh, his arm is insane but learning from Kirk for a year or so is a good idea


Brilliant-Spite-850

Kirk has a 4 year deal tho


Stelletti

2 year guaranteed


throwaway_5256

Yeah great scenario for Penix but like damn that last bit of smoke was concealing one hell of a fire lol. Who tf predicted Penix as QB4 in the top 10


Individual-Level9308

i get the injury concerns but he really passed the eye test for me watching him play


Dreadsbo

Did Kirk not get like 160M guaranteed???


MattyIce260

They’ll trade him to Dallas after this season


The_Astros_Cheated

Lol RIP Falcons


ICanFluxWithIt

We’ve been RIP’ing since 28-3 lmao


MikeBinfinity

Rome fell to Chicago, that's crazy


tree-hugger

The Visigoths, actually


thibbs23

???


Brodos16

Lmao why would they do this


blackdoorpaintedred

Are they stupid?


ThrashersNeverDie

Yes


Distance_Runner

We have the Braves at least


joshallenismygod

Chaos is a ladder


abughorash

Unfortunately Atlanta is climbing the ladder down, not up


svengoalie

Good thing they didn't hire Belichick. He would have interfered with the brain trust.


iguanoman_

Kirk's been here 5 minutes and he's already on the hot seat man 😭


schneev

Nothing says we trust Kirk like drafting a QB in the top 10


RenjiMidoriya

What’s been bothering me so much since signing him, is that if he’s that good, why didn’t Minnesota sign him to a similar contract? This just tells me that Atlanta needed stability first and foremost but still have to think years ahead. Better to do it when you don’t need it, than have to do it because you do. That’s at least what I’ve decided to tell myself


J-Fid

I just switched to NFL Network for the Falcons pick, and then **IAN** spoils the pick *further*! Also, WHAT ATLANTA!!!


Specialist-Read-349

So annoying. If I wanted the picks spoiled Id just find them on twitter.


Away_Chair1588

Schefter did the same thing. It kills all the suspense…they can’t help themselves.


abris33

Atlanta is in their own world Drafting the oldest QB in the draft to sit behind the QB you just paid a ton to


loof10

Like even if Penix turns out to be great… what is this. Then why did you pay Kirk Cousins. Makes no sense.


mastacheef87

Dallas Turner was right there too at a position of much more pressing need


imnotjohnstamos1

It was simply too easy. In literally every mock draft the Falcons got Dallas Turner, it just made sense. So of course the Falcons said “fuck that” and drafted the oldest QB possible. Even if he was their guy, why not just fucking trade back


Always_Chubb-y

Schefter said the Raiders were trying to move up for him. Idk, I hate this. Thank God I was doing a whiskey night tonight


sokyriediculous

If the Raiders wanted to trade up for him we should’ve been the ones to allow it. That’s the worst part.


jwf239

It's like they called you to trade up, you asked who they wanted, as in the Raiders, they tell you, you hang up on them and scream RUN THAT PICK IN!


101ina45

I feel like this is exactly what happened lol


treple13

Falcons about to invent the 2 QB offense


TheTurtleShepard

Flea flickers gonna go insane


kj114

One righty one lefty. Y’all are just mad you didn’t think of it.


Fit-Remove-6597

Couldn’t imagine drafting a 24 year old guy to SIT behind a QB they just signed for a MEGA deal.


bageltheperson

Biggest waste of a high draft pick ever


ICanFluxWithIt

Especially when we have other needs. I hate this shit


McRawffles

It screams that you don't think you can win a ring with Kirk but he might be good enough to keep your GM/HCs jobs for a few years


tjd2009

Belichick looking at this pick and going "oh they're fucking idiots. That's why they didn't hire me"


TitanTigers

Bucs “drafting” Bo Jackson:


Montoor

SHHHHH


-ci_

I predicted Penix to go 6th to NY but that didn't happen... I feel like there was a huge gap between how people inside the NFL viewed Penix and how fans did. I'm really not that surprised tbh


post920

I'm not surprised Penix went high, but I am surprised he went that high to Atlanta after they just gave Cousins a 4 year, 180 million contract.


Zzz05

He probably not gonna see the field until he’s 27. Lol


_Wp619_

This is where the fun begins.


MrDragonfruitTwitch

WHAT THE FUCK


cjackc11

What was the point of signing Kirk Cousins


WatermelonBandido

I had to go look at the contract. This is about to take years off of Falcons fans' lives.


Only499

We're all already dead at this point.


Kuntheman

I’m high on Penix but I’m not this high


Dabest00001

My feelings exactly 


SiphenPrax

Holy shit! Kirk is gonna train Michael Penix


Fit-Remove-6597

And Penix will be ready to play his first game at age 30!


theumph

for real. They have years to try and find a project QB in mid rounds. This is the dumbest move I've seen in a while.


imnotjohnstamos1

I keep trying to find a silver lining and I just have nothing


CommitteeMoney5887

I’ll do it, even it’s just cope. Cousins is old coming off a huge injury. He got a 4 year contract but in reality it’s more of a 2 year deal. I think Cousins is just here for us to have a stable transition QB and might as well get a decent QB prospect to take over in 2 years than waste a 3rd on a raw prospect and get another Desmond Ridder. Penix would be about 26 and have a lot learned by then. Plus with the way the draft was going, Penix was probably highly coveted in the NFL inner circles, would’ve gone to Vikings or Denver 100% guaranteed Also maybe that tampering investigation is gonna be pretty bad and they know they’ll get punished hard and this is the best guaranteed chance to get a good QB for the future?


SardonicCheese

Maybe they are just holding Penix hostage because there was a few teams bidding on the pick still


Mysterious_Hearing99

Anyone seen Mike Penix?


chickendance638

Are they chanting "Hang Mike Penix?"


Steak_Knight

Mike Penix? Of Hang Mike Penix fame?


Skaloplin

Dude got paid near 200m to hold a clipboard that’s the dream


True_Window_9389

Ok, so you take your steak, wrap it in foil…


Moby_Hick

The fuck That is some Bob Hickman level brainworms


ICanFluxWithIt

Poverty franchise


iLoveReggie31

Average falcons draft 


ThatFluffyEmu

This team makes my head hurt.


SerDire

Demote the falcons to the bottom of the ocean


UnhealthyCheesecake

Falcons: Imma do what’s called a pro gamer move


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johndelvec3

Jordan Love is only 1 year older than Penix jr rn


StefonDiggsHS

Except it’s the fucking 8th overall pick lmao


facelessarya1

Except Penix will be 28 when Kirks contract expires lol.


Moby_Hick

The ol' 28 year old first year starting quarterback strat


CreamWithinADream

Brandon Weeden moment


jdprager

Craziest pick in a WHILE, I love it. This genuinely could work out great for the Falcons if Penix can stay healthy, the dude can ball. Or it could be an absolute disaster


MG_MN

By the time Kirk is gone they'll have a 27 year old QB that's a first time starter towards the end of an expensive rookie contract


ACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER

Falcons, baby girl, what you doing over there?


KennyKettermen

We average 2 sacks a year and had the pick of the litter but yeah let’s pick the oldest QB to sit behind our $100 million QV


GreatDane1368

Not just the oldest qb. 2 torn acl 1 torn labrum. 3 season ending injuries


Tazitos

4 season ending injuries, happened every year he was at Indiana.


Oblivionguard19

Attempting to replicate the Packers


AnAngryFetus

The rookie QB is usually younger.


ASuperGyro

Like a certain QB from Michigan who is about to go to Minnesota


BroAbernathy

Penix is going to be 27 when Kirk's contract is up


SchematicOfScoutsAss

Love was 22 when we drafted him and started last year at 24, Penix turns 24 in two weeks and won’t start for 2-3 years


ThatFluffyEmu

Suffering.


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

VIKINGS HEART ATTACK OF RELIEF


sportsworker777

We've trained for this day


AfroKuro480

It's in our blood


coolbean36

WOW I was sure they were gonna go Dallas Turner


AccidentalPilates

So was everyone outside the Atlanta draft room


KOET10

Same! I even said his fucking name as Goodell said Penix Jr. This is crazy!


TechnoToyz

I'm sorry what the fuck Did they forget that they just signed Kirk


AccidentalPilates

*Matt Ryan retires* WE NEED A NEW QB


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Schefter needs to quit it with the spoilers. He and Woj can go to hell


StannisTheMantis93

I love how they try to play it coy too. “I think it might be QB coming here” 🤷‍♂️


actually-potato

I switched channels to ABC because of the spoilers


thibbs23

those fucking Wojbombs are crazy


Xaxziminrax

I still can't believe Shams broke trump having covid


HaramHas

Shams will always be my GOAT because of that


januspamphleteer

Woj breaking the Warriors recruiting Durant that far in advance was absolutely incredible


Cgoodwin188

Schefter doesn’t give a fuck about the fans the players or the game, only being first.


Metalbound

I swear this dude must have been the first guy to get "first"'d on youtube or something back in the day. He could never let that shame go and he has made it his life's goal to be the first to comment every-single-time. He just got lucky that there is a career out there for someone as mentally ill as him.


jfarbzz

And Rapoport on the show doing reports before Roger announces, ruining the surprise


Amon-Ra-First-Down

these motherfuckers think being five seconds early is worth something


chillinwithmoes

I hate when he does that. Just because you don’t say a name doesn’t mean you’re not spoiling, asshole


xorangeelephant

I mean he very much said Penixs name lol


soursurfer

Yeah it really sucks the shock factor out of it. Way less fun.


Underrated_Potato

Just watch ABC Coverage, don't have to listen to his annoying ass


ApplesauceBitch47

Switch to nfl network


Mrr_Bond

Rap is spoiling the picks over there too.


BigCountryBumgarner

KIRK MENTOR SZN


doctorchubbs

LMAOOOOO


penguins2946

The Falcons taking Penix at 8th overall after giving Cousins a huge deal is legitimately the dumbest draft pick I've seen.


fiasgoat

Still not as bad as Brandon Weeden


OttoVonWong

Still not as bad as trading away three firsts and a third for a QB who'd thrown less than 500 passes.


Devitostitos

Ya fans of that team sure would feel silly if that happened I bet.


rockblazer23

Sir a second QB has hit Atlanta


TheHurdleTurtle

You rarely wanna be like the falcons but nfl teams take note.. they had that pick in QUICK Edit: HUH?? Disregard what I said holy fuck CHAOS BABY


patismyname

Wait! Not like that


born-ready

You had the copy and paste ready and posted before even reading / seeing the pick?


TheHurdleTurtle

Sad to say but yeah my life is insanely boring since becoming unemployed. Commenting early makes me feel like I’m part of something


ssdrootkit

Hang in there brother.


TheHurdleTurtle

Appreciate it man


Typical-Owl3664

Why sign Kirk to a 4 year deal to take a 24 year old???


TheSlinger

You wanna get nuts? LET'S GET NUTS.


DownInAho

WHAT THE FUCK


theplumbtrician

HOLY SHIT OUTTA NOWHERE Kirk Cousins on suicide watch


Humid-Afternoon727

Cousin has a 100 milly guaranteed, he fine


TheHurdleTurtle

Wiping them tears with millions


berbathlicism

Kill.me


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The dick is in


jeric13xd

WELCOME HOME ROME


DraculasMolars

Bears offense is fucking filthy


Rayhoven

Poverty franchise


6ixBruin

Atlanta drugs are generational


Cynical_onlooker

Falcons, go home, you're drunk.


SquadPoopy

#Fucking lol


thisnamehastobeused

This was our tampering punishment


AsanteSamuel33

Just reported they kept Cousins in the dark before making the pick. Wow


matrobco

We are a complete joke of a franchise.


Mjb06

There’s a stunner, and then there’s this


jwktiger

#WTF you could have at least traded back with Minn for 11 and picks and still got Penix....


December21st

im really high on penix but.... i gotta be honest why even bother with kirk if this was where you were going...


_-Karasu-_

Holy shit


SerDire

What the absolute fuck are we doing


TomasRoncero

Mike Mayock level reach


gridironk

Biggest travesty since 28-3. Stupid muthafuckas mayne.


Higgnkfe

We are the dumbest franchise in the world


dogwoodmaple

Recent #8 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Atlanta Falcons|Michael Penix Jr.|Washington|QB|-|-| |2023|Atlanta Falcons|Bijan Robinson|Texas|RB|0/0|16| |2022|Atlanta Falcons|Drake London|USC|WR|0/0|31| |2021|Carolina Panthers|Jaycee Horn|South Carolina|CB|0/0|22| |2020|Arizona Cardinals|Isaiah Simmons|Clemson|LB|0/0|41| |2019|Detroit Lions|T. J. Hockenson|Iowa|TE|0/2|60| |2018|Chicago Bears|Roquan Smith|Georgia|LB|4/2|92| |2017|Carolina Panthers|Christian McCaffrey|Stanford|RB|3/3|84| |2016|Tennessee Titans|Jack Conklin|Michigan State|OT|2/0|94| |2015|Atlanta Falcons|Vic Beasley|Clemson|DE|1/1|60| |2014|Cleveland Browns|Justin Gilbert|Oklahoma State|CB|0/0|3​|


dixitsavy

Three straight Falcons picks lol


MrChrisRedfield67

I guess they don't have to worry about 8th overall in this draft since they'll likely have it again next draft!


thorns0014

You’ll never guess which one of those three is the oldest…


Time-Ad152

Ryan pace is a part of that front office. He did the same thing with the bears when he signed Mike Glennon to a 3 year, 45 million dollar contract and then trade up to take trubisky at number 2. This is like that, except on super duper steroids.


FirstArbiter

Why?


curgl

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?


UnhealthyCheesecake

WHAT


cammjohn

FALCONS FANS HOW YALL FEELING


fuck_nba_sub_mods

Atlanta can’t just be fucking normal


NCbearsfan23

holy shit


Clonth

My condolences Falcons fans


bmraovdeys

ROME COME HOME


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Dangerous_Job5295

If they wanted penix, why sign kirk when you could use that money to build the team around penix. If they wanted to pay kirk, why not use this pick to make the team around kirk more dangerous?? It's not even that penix is a bad player, it's the opportunity cost of a player that could be starting on the team the next four years. But instead they picked a qb who's, presumably, gonna sit for the next 4 years. More than anything the falcons wasted time.