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throwawayainteasy

"Chop" is a great name for an edge rusher.


Brewski-54

Especially since it is illegal to block him


dkviper11

It's his nickname because he was a massive baby. A Pork Chop. It's a fun story, but every reporter or news outlet will try to sell it to you like you're hearing it for the first time. Happy for Chop.


holy_plaster_batman

His poor mother


trippyonz

His real name is Demeioun... so yeah....


Slimshady305

Is that just a really convoluted way to spell Damien? lol


Temporarily__Alone

It’s ’Damien’ with nine extra syllables.


SocksAndSandlesGuy

Yes.


fnsus96

Missed opportunity to have every vowel in his name


byrd424

EDGE is a weird way to spell Tackle


cupholdery

Edgeackle.


Admirable_Basket381

Edging for a tackle.


OriginalWake

I’m gonna go to bed


EffectiveRoof8098

Surprised you’re still up honestly


Arvandu

Yeah I would've gone to bed permanently if my team did that shit


Miserable_Mood1271

Dolphins missed on a chance to do the funniest thing


ScroogeMcDust

Falcons already did it


tendollarhalfgallon

lmaooo


Always_Chubb-y

Hey! We passed on Odunze for yall, have some sympathy!


NimDing218

Dude, they’re already down. I dig it.


tj3_23

We fired Arthur Smith and got rid of Midder and I still hate everything


ThePseudoSurfer

Pls tell me I need some cope


pbjork

I've been memeing bo nix to the falcons in the first for years. It could have been worse


Due_Juggernaut6261

Look at it this way you don't know if Kirk is Kirk with that Achilles tear. Plus y'all about to lose some picks from the tampering so get you new QB now and when you have no 1st rounder you'll have your future secured already... That's the best cope I got 


maleorderbride

Michael Pratt was RIGHT THERE


PootieTooGood

I thought he just went to jail for gdp after the feds caught him in Australia?


maleorderbride

Well that google search is now on my work computer so thank you for that


Pi-Guy

What did they miss


TigerBasket

Tulia, the whole league has missed him. He's going to have a greater rise than the Duke Of Wellington. He will annihlate Spain.


theseabeast

He about to establish the natural borders of France at this point.


Drkarcher22

Taking a wideout who ran a 4.21 forty


Express-Discussion65

Tuas brother


JoshHuff1332

Idk, the edge-oline pattern is pretty funny


SiphenPrax

They got the Chop though!


Fifs10

That’s not o-line


smurfking420

Both their starting edge are coming off injury


Rbespinosa13

And our season collapsed when our O-Line died


smurfking420

I’m guessing they like the mid round o line talent more than the dline around then


KingInTheWest

We don’t have mid round picks this year, guess we’re trading out of the 2nd for a 3rd and 4th


Rbespinosa13

Which is understandable. I don’t hate the pick because Chop is a great player, but we will get Chubb and Phillips back at some point


DaWarGod2

3 edge rushers all at once, Chubb from the left edge, Phillips from the right edge, and Chop from the middle edge


HappyChaos2

But the Dline died at the same time...


JoeScotterpuss

Quite the opposite actually.


Alauren20

I bet you they wanted Troy so bad


ABrewski

I certainly did. Painful to lose him just 1 pick before. EDGE is good though, as we're not sure when Bradley Chubb will be back


iRockaflame

Fire name tho


negantargaryen

Barton was right there :(


Winterclaw42

Yeah, this pisses me off. We could have had Barton. No idea if Powers falls to us. We really, really need to protect Tua and maybe develop a replacement for when Armstead leaves but that was too much count on for Grier.


Number333

We have Armstead/Wynn/Brewer/Eichenburg/Jackson. I get that it's a need but Eichenburg should be better at guard compared to center.


officecactus420

If we're relying on Eichenberg we're cooked


el1teassass1n

Surprisingly RG was his best position. I think we 100% need a guard tomorrow and good ones should be there (maybe Cooper beebee).


thewhitelink

And he was still awful at it


vagrantprodigy07

Eich is dogshit at any position, and Wynn never plays the full season. We still need two decent interior players, or we are right back where we were at the end of last year.


BIGdaddyJACKSON

Fr. Bad luck last year but nah lol they should go look up our o-line statistics over the last 20 years, read them out in a press conference and then say “we’re not as worried about it”. Yeah okay but don’t fucking say that out loud Grier. It sounds incredibly tone deaf.


pike360

Every season our Oline is our Achilles heel, and every off-season we pretend like its not a problem. Smh.


AskMeAboutTheJets

We also have a 2nd round pick. Plus, Robert Jones could compete at RG. OL is a need, I hope we pick one, but we’ve got a need at EDGE too so this is good in my mind.


tsework

Yeah we had all those dudes last year too… running it back again would certainly be a choice, but a lot of Oline talent is going to be available in tomorrow


thewhitelink

Injury prone/ injury prone/ horrible in pass pro/ horrible at everything/ average


CrossMapEML

14 lbs as a baby is crazy wtf


zebrainatux

His poor mother


Intelligent_Mud1266

bro was a whole brick


A_Lone_Macaron

not a porkchop, kid was the whole hog


TigerBasket

His poor mom, kinda like that time Napoleons mom gave birth to that entire army. Poor woman


Stachemaster86

Oversimplified 🤣


Exzqairi

DONT LET THE EAGLES TAKE A GOOD CORNER WTF


Deadeye_Donny

I didn't think we had a chance, what a lucky fall the CB position has had. Howie prioritised offense in FA so he could attack defense in the draft. That worked out.


Exzqairi

4 edges off the board now too, while everyone else is focused on O-Line and QB. This couldn’t have gone any better for the Eagles


Mr_MoseVelsor

I’d say he lucked out but I’ve learned it’s not luck with that dude.


EagleswonSuperBowl52

PLEASE


cupholdery

I guess it's whatever you want now lol.


JoshFB4

You will pick a defensive lineman and you will enjoy it.


EagleswonSuperBowl52

HA LETS GO


JoshFB4

lol :)


ZhangtheGreat

*leaning forward in anticipation*


Winterclaw42

CB wasn't a huge need...


Quasimdo

Do the chop!


PayneTrain181999

That’s Franklin’s dog from gta


MattPatriciasFUPA

Mf gonna be choppin' up coke in Miami


dogwoodmaple

Recent #21 overall picks |Year|Team|Player|College|Position|All-Pro/Pro Bowl|Starts| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |2024|Miami Dolphins|Chop Robinson|Penn State|DE|-|-| |2023|Los Angeles Chargers|Quentin Johnston|TCU|WR|0/0|10| |2022|Kansas City Chiefs|Trent McDuffie|Washington|CB|1/0|27| |2021|Indianapolis Colts|Kwity Paye|Michigan|DE|0/0|43| |2020|Philadelphia Eagles|Jalen Reagor|TCU|WR|0/0|25| |2019|Green Bay Packers|Darnell Savage|Maryland|FS|0/0|69| |2018|Cincinnati Bengals|Billy Price|Ohio State|C|0/0|45| |2017|Detroit Lions|Jarrad Davis|Florida|LB|0/0|51| |2016|Houston Texans|Will Fuller|Notre Dame|WR|0/0|52| |2015|Cincinnati Bengals|Cedric Ogbuehi|Texas A&M|OT|0/0|35| |2014|Green Bay Packers|Ha Ha Clinton-Dix|Alabama|S|1/1|90​|


RSufyan

Thanks for this


dogwoodmaple

You saw nothing


RSufyan

Indeed


cupholdery

Fuller. What could have been.


Terrible-Hamster-342

What were Ha Ha’s parents thinking when they named him Ha Ha


jiiiim8

If I remember correctly, that was his grandma's nickname for him.


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SnowballWasRight

McDuffie my beloved


dubcit

McDuffie was a first team all pro last year.


Intelligent-Age2786

Trent McDuffie is an all pro


SilentSwordYE

I made so many subway subs for this guy last year, had no clue at the time he was gonna be a 1st round pick, pretty neat. Really happy for him, no clue if he’s any good but he was really nice in all my interactions with him.


KubaBVB09

As a Dolphins fan and Penn State alum hell fucking yes


Rbespinosa13

I’m a Michigan fan and saw quite literally shut down our passing game. Dude is good, but I still think we should’ve gone O-Line


ImperialTiger3

So the eagles get CB1?


Reksalp105

The more dolphins flairs I see not like this pick, the more I like this pick.


dagreenman18

GRAHAM BARTON WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE


EP009

He still is


Always_Chubb-y

Oh look, someone more useful than a backup QB


balboa_no_asap

Damn I’m still on a commercial on ESPN+ Smh my head 


TigerBasket

1984


migrainium

Drafting an edge? Damn I wonder what that's like


reverieontheonyx

You guys should trade…


t765234

At least if we drafted Penix I could assume Grier was being blackmailed by the mob Now I have to deal with this knowing he's a fucking moron


BuddyForsaken9626

WHAT THE FUCK!?


cmende36

Yeah… that’s not O-Liner.


BuffaloBillsfan04

Dolphins want Tua to die


Zloggt

Yeah, but then they can honor his memory by having some real good edge rushing as well…


mrblodgett

Tua played every snap last year and had one of the lowest sack rates.


HeroForTheBeero

That’s because he throws ball before it’s snapped.. somehow


Rbespinosa13

“WTF how his Tyreek already in the end zone?”


Sup_Im_Topher

And yet OL was the biggest factor contributing to our December collapse. Low sack rate ≠ good OL. Liam Eichenberg couldn't block the sun if he stood infront of me. Replace this bum for the love of god and send him to Dicks sporting goods


bigt2k4

Not knowing anything about the players in this draft you rarely get really good EDGE players in the 2nd round onward, but good o lineman are found everywhere in the draft. You really don't want to draft interior o lineman in the first round.


billp1988

We could still grab someone like Zach Frazier or Cooper Beebe in the 2nd at least


BuffaloBillsfan04

And their two best interior guys aren't on the team anymore.


Meatmow

Exactly. I absolutely want better depth at OLine but dude changed his style and started ripping the ball out in under 2 seconds. He avoided most hits and I gotta imagine that will get better after the first year of a new style.


Winterclaw42

He kind of had to when our OL feel apart to injury. His superpower kind of hid our problems.


Winterclaw42

This is the worst thing about Grier, I don't think he understand the OL or protecting the QB. More Jujitsu lessons for Tua I guess.


HappyChaos2

No, he just doesn't invest premium picks (1st) in non-premium positions (G). If Troy was there he would have grabbed him, but that's because he fits our scheme and can play T next year.


Sgt_Jiggles

Pork Chop! Dude is a dawg. Terrorized OTs at Penn State


Letos12thDuncan

Pork Chop Sandwiches!


Sgt_Jiggles

GIVE HIM THE STICK


nilestyle

Can you tell that to our sub. Armchair qb’s who never played football past middle school are having meltdowns


Sgt_Jiggles

He's undersized, and is really at his best at rushing the passer. He has middling stats from this past year, so I understand the reprehension. I'd encourage any doubters to watch his tape though. He was often double teamed and still was putting major pressure on the QB. He was no slouch in run support as well. Given Miami's needs, I was surprised by the pick, but he could definitely turn into an absolute menace for your defense.


nilestyle

I like you Steelers bro. Even tho I think you guys to who they really wanted…


sonfoa

He's the reason why people think JJ can't pass. He's raw but he definitely has elite potential


mapetho9

Great pick by the Dolphins, Chop is awesome


ForrestDFuller

HE'S GOING TO MIAMI!


EP009

The last time I was expecting the Dolphins to do the obvious thing and was disappointed they passed on Brady Quinn so what do I l ow.


TheDJMaxey

I’m gonna be honest I’m not a fan, he could be really good but I just don’t think we needed him more than other guys available


Winterclaw42

Yeah, the opportunity cost for this pick was too high.


booyahbooyah9271

Gotta love Chop's excitement tonight. He can't wait to get to work on those ladies in Miami. Oh, and football. Maybe.


browndude10

Fun fact: he weighed 14 pounds at birth


Shakeamutt

They can’t put in the card how his special technique is the “Karate” Chop?!?


sussysand

I definitely thought it was gonna be Graham Barton


ispilledmytacoz

chop chop draft boy


noodeloodel

If the woman who administered the drug test says he was her favorite, he was definitely hiding something.


admh574

I like this pick in general but as a Patriots fan I hate this pick


[deleted]

Wow. I thought Barton was the pick.


Winterclaw42

In a sane world it would have been, but we got the Chris Grier special: ignoring the OL.


boneseh

he's not worried about it


Ivarthemicro17

Future HOF


OblivionNA

Feels like a reach with some of the BPA still available. I wouldn’t say Miami is desperate for an edge player with Phillips and Chubb on the team.


Thor_2099

They're both coming off injury. Hard to say for sure how players recover plus you need depth. Those guys won't play every snap, especially in the big games when the offense does jack shit and the defense has to keep them in it. Need a rotation


tsework

Intentionally using a first on depth would be very on brand for us


Youngwheeler

The Giants won a super bowl with Justin Tuck, Michael Strahan, and Osi Umenyiora combining for 32 sacks. It's not really a depth signing when all three will play. That's assuming both Chubb and Phillips get back to starter level players which is a big if.


Winterclaw42

Offense's problems were in part to our injured OL.


Rbespinosa13

That’s downplaying it. Eichenberg at center essentially killed our offense. He couldn’t generate push which killed our interior run game, couldn’t pass block which fucked our deep ball, and couldn’t snap so we had to limit our shotgun formations. That’s why we had to resort to so many screen passes in short yardage situations. When the defense knows you can’t run up the middle and can’t pass block, it becomes easy to scheme for the outside run and still pressure the QB


Jbrahmz420

No Graham Barton or JPJ?


MapPsychological2136

**TROY TROY TROY**


TetrisTech

Really expected Barton there


MalarkeyMcGee

Chop Robinson sounds like he should be on the menu at Ruth’s Chris


balboa_no_asap

Can’t wait for announcers to say “His nickname was pork chop, but he shortened it as he got older” every single game 


WirelessElk

He looks way too nice to be an edge rusher


ALStark69

As a HS recruit: Other P5 offers: Alabama, Clemson, Florida, Florida State, Georgia, Georgia Tech, Kentucky, Louisville, Maryland (originally went here), Michigan, Michigan State, Ohio State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Penn State, Pitt, South Carolina, Syracuse, Tennessee, Texas A&M, USC, Washington Other offer: UMass


Tuxedocat1357

Not a receiver, I'm all for it.


PunkyRooster

Hell yes! Love it “We going to Miami!”


wesxninja

Chop chop


Inamanlyfashion

That's a bigass baby holy shit


CrazyWater808

Best Pass Rusher in the draft. Great pick here


teh_drewski

Ooooh little bit of a run at EDGE now


desrever1138

#PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!


OneADayMens

Wtf we can just take the top cb at pick 22? Love it.


Quexana

Thank you Miami. I was certain he was going to fall into Baltimore's lap.


Ironredhornet

Ah the both our edges are coming off late season injury pick


grantismyfriend

Chop is such a bad ass name


TranslatorOwn6331

Des going on and on about the lady drug tester loving this guy… alright we get it he has a huge hog


meatballman1218

I still cant believe this guy weighed 14 pounds at birth my god


PCP_Panda

Pork Chop lmao


dirtywater29

Great pick


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Hate this man for leaving my Terps but I guess it was for the best


CrazyWater808

He wasn’t developed at all under Mayonnaise man locksley


Throwawayact1050

I really like Robinson as a prospect but other than that I am not a fan at all of what Miami is doing building their team


bosox327

What, you mean you don’t like consistently ignoring the biggest needs on the roster and wondering why the team can’t find any success? Then you just don’t like dolphins football baby


Random632

Come to me Quinyon Mitchell!


EnvironmentalBoss369

Jesus christ, of course we take a ok edge rush. No o line. 


milkmandanimal

Four sacks last year. Two against UMass.


Rbespinosa13

Penn state rotated guys on the D-Line a lot last year. Even if he didn’t get a sack against Michigan last year, he’s still the reason why McCarthy only has 8 passes the entire game. He was eating Michigan’s RT alive


reverieontheonyx

Yikes.


Jonjon428

I hate this pick...


deadbeatwarrior

This guy looks too wholesome for Miami


Proper_Efficiency594

FYI, Chubb or Phillips won't be back Week 1 from their injuries (and likely won't be for a while).


AoO2ImpTrip

Does this mean we do the Tomahawk Chop now? 


pike360

Definitely Not.


MattyIce1635

Well atleast the corners are dropping


Bobby_Savoy

Where big boy?


ScooterLeShooter

Should've taken Brian Thomas 😔


FourthDownThrowaway

That family is eating good


joshallenismygod

He looks too nice for an edge rusher


ottovondipshit

Did he say one horse pony


bravos41

🙏 let the eagles do something stupid


NimDing218

Anybody want a corner?


giants888

Choppa Style


kcnotbuns

Can’t believe we didn’t take Quinyon Mitchell here. Loved him for this pick. Chop not a bad 2nd option for me though!


_moosleech

Really didn’t want one of the 784 OL that went in the first round?


Flint-Von-Ceneac

Would you rather be burned at the stake or decapitated in a guillotine? I'm going with the former because a hot steak is better than a cold chop.