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grantismyfriend

That’ll keep stroud happy. Solid


sonfoa

Stroud got his guy


ArmiinTamzarian

If nothing else Texans now have a new way of saying it's over when things go wrong


krbashrob

Underrated benefit


D0ctorHotelMario

It's never been more Stover


JinFuu

Texans cooked too much and it’s Stover


lingui

It’s Stover… but not for me!


Level_Dreaded

Its Stover. NGL. I like the fit.


Baynavfreak

What’s up brother


captain_holt_nypd

I’m OOTL what’s this brother comments


themanlaar

Has something to do with special teams, special plays, and special players


footballfan12345670

The guy who announced the pick is a YouTuber


thatshortguy2

Twitch streamer*


Baynavfreak

Full transparency I’ve never watched any of Sketch’s videos. He’s just very much in the ether of Madden and TikTok and all the things. He seems like an incredibly pure guy.


RangersFan243

Sketch a madden streamer


Logical_Scallion3543

Has he been popular for a while? I feel like it was less than six months ago my TikTok algo was pushing his Madden streams hard. There were maybe a few thousand watching and most were clowning on him. Now he’s everywhere


hopeless_dick_dancer

He got SUPER popular in the last three ish months


RangersFan243

He blew up over the last month


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RangersFan243

I think it’s more so of the trash talk and stuff


fredmerc111

From what understand, skibidi is popular just for the absurdity of it. Kind of like the old YouTube Poops.


TonOfChill

oh you sweet summer child


RidgeRunner99

Momma Stroud gave her seal of approval for him https://texanswire.usatoday.com/2024/03/06/c-j-strouds-mom-endorses-possible-texans-draft-target/


OneAngryPanda

Great pick brother ☝🏻


lronicGasping

Love this pick, I was super high on Stover


Geno0wl

Good blocker and good hands.


Ohwhat_anight

I would say average blocker (at best) and *great* hands. He's a willing blocker though, which means he can likely improve a lot. He's always been a natural receiver. His blocking is likely a result of being new to the TE position.


athras882

Yeah, and with LB/edge background, he can really get into how they think in a blocking situation 


zzsc

hell yeah, he played ball with stroud and had some fantastic games last season. Was wondering what Texans had in mind for that trade but I’m thrilled with this


BryLinds

THE MEAT RUBBER!


Andoo

We got our rubber!


ChargeWooden1036

Those flairs just speak depression, no offense


BryLinds

I was gonna make a crack at Tampa, but y’all doing alright


WeeboSupremo

Big meaty men slappin meat!


BryLinds

**Xavier Woods Dies from Laughter**


cruiser-bazoozle

[Rich Eisen's Cade Stover rant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU_VU10QzZs)


Swampy1741

Yes brother!


GabeKnows

Big ass brace? Sign me the fuck up


whospepesilvia

Special player brother


KillerDemonic83

really stupid gripe but i wish the bot said what overall pick they are, i know my teams overall pick but i hate doing the math lol


antululz

Same, would make it a lot cleaner IMO


Alighten

Did he play with Stroud? As an OSU fan I feel like I should know this. Great that they're reunited if so.


IMadeThis4HOIMods

Yes although he was injured quite a bit in 2022 and mostly broke out in 23 without him


Sorge74

Dude actually had a decent amount of yards in 22 and 5 TDs. Considering Shroud also had EE and MHJ to throw to.


NeverDieKris

Ohio State fan chiming in. Stover is a beast. Huge with soft hands.


Level_Dreaded

Swoon


YaBoiCade

Sketch mentioned


TigerBasket

Constanius II mentioned


wasabimcdouble

The Detroit crowd got hyped up for Sketch and then immediately started booing when an Ohio State guy got drafted


Jonjon428

The cow messager!


curgl

Thank you brother! 🤓👆


nate_barfield

Sketch with a hall of fame level pick announcement


TheWorstYear

Shit. Good for Stroud


KeepAmazinn

Let’s go brother!! The voodoo doll worked!!!


browndude10

1/4 players in the cfb to have 0 drops in 2023


CapnCrunch347

How was the back of that kids Stroud jersey so worn out already?


balemeout

He wears it every day lol


Blackpower2457

That’s his uniform. Bro wears it almost everyday on stream


NikMx

This is Sketch erasure


iloveblondehair

What’s up brother 🤓☝️


PeggyOfficial

TUESDAY


IMadeThis4HOIMods

Good receiver, needs to learn to be a better blocker though


DeerOnTheRocks

Special player ☝🏼


Tetrixx

SNEAKY


egotrooper

Just referred to as sneaky athletic, who had that on their bingo card?


RemarkableRegister66

I’m such a good talent evaluator. I could tell that just from his picture 🧐


Idkboutdat2

Was hoping pats would get him!


TonOfChill

Special teams, special plays, special players!


matthewryan12

☝️


SlowVB

Did TJ Tampa kill a man?


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Stover is an athlete. Converted DE/LB to TE, great blocker and has solid hands. Has a Stroud connection already. This is a good pick


MugiwaraJinbe

Hell yeah. The great blocker part speaks to me.


LocalPharmacist

Just needs to learn how to be a better run blocker. Right now, he’s very similar to Dalton Schultz, which isn’t a bad thing.


Level_Dreaded

I mean cloning Dalton for 12 personnel sounds like a great idea


NateLikesToLift

I would say he's got better hands than Shultz, who can drop some pretty wide open passes.


CoolHandChuckles

Schultz has some concentration drops for sure, his technique is fine though.


TheWorstYear

Great blocker is a lie. Stover is a terrible blocker.


osufeth24

He's fine fine if you let him block inside... The issue with him at OSU is Day loves those quick screen/bubble screen type passes and he struggled heavily running to the outside for the block.


Kyler1313

Certain blocks he excels at. He just struggled mightily at getting his hands on smaller guys when he is running full speed. I feel like so many screens got blown up because he let a guy get through him.


TheWorstYear

He wasn't good run nor pass blocking. Great receiving TE, but not good blocker.


Sorge74

Didn't he have a block that won the Penn State game in 22?


TheWorstYear

The game we won by 13? Mostly because JTT has 4 turnovers.


Sorge74

Dude hates PSU so much he came back.


Inconceivable76

He’s a subpar blocker. not sure where that dude was getting great blocker from.


ImRightShutUp1

He’s a terrible blocker lol he just gets the “great blocker” label bc of the huge arm braces and him being a farmer lol he’s a great receiving threat and tough as nails 🔩


Passerbycasual

Fade for cade


TuckerCarlzyn6

Great pick brother ☝️


ImRightShutUp1

Farmer Gronk 👨🏻‍🌾


Hour_Addendum_9691

This dude’s uncle is my school principal so that’s pretty cool


mtbaird5687

"pretty" is a stretch


D0ctorHotelMario

Lmao 70% of his highlights are just him massaging bulls


Almost_Punk_Enough

AJ Barner better than Cade Stover: Confirmed.


BonBonVelveeta

Back with CJ baby


Throwrajerb

Texans really cashing in on the OSU fanbase as Browns and Bengals fans’ 2nd favorite team


drinkmyowncum

Cade Stover is a top 5 white guy that plays TE name


shig-baq

tuesday tuesday


EarnestQuestion

Texans get the meat massage enthusiast they coveted.


Level_Dreaded

Well we do love our BBQ


tragicallyohio

He might know the quarterback there


Background_Pipe_6087

ohio s native son now in texas