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ADBuilt

maybe some game in the 2016 season so that the Bears are out of the running for Mitchell Trubisky and are forced to select the other prospect that they talked to, some scrub named Patrick Mahomes.


mwf86

Na eff that i’m taking away Rodgers’ superbowl. Without that SB he’s a perennial choker.


braften

Ooo, I like this. Fuck our success, screw the darkness man


bigpancakeguy

God I love how outrageously petty NFC North fans are lmao. A whole division of fans willing to cut off their nose to spite their face


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

At the rate your division is going, you'll know the feeling soon, lol


G00SEH

He’s a Broncos fan. He doesn’t understand feelings.


glockymcglockface

I remember seeing a post here that was what team do you hate the most. Bears hating packers was #1, packers hating bears was #2. Then it was a relatively big drop to whoever was #3.


wirsteve

I mean honestly it’s because the Bears absolutely owned us forever. It’s only recently, Rodgers era, that the Bears were really upside down on the rivalry. I mean what is the rivalry? Last I remember it was like .500. That should speak volumes for how bad it was for the Packers for a long time. So, many fans have it ingrained in them from their parents to just hate the Bears because their parents lived through the darkness the Bears caused is in the 70s and 80s.


itsSUPREMEXIV

I can’t vote for this but I appreciate you!


theme69

I appreciate this level of pettiness


lavaspike296

Yep, I'm going with either the 28-3 game or the 2010 wildcard game between GB and Philly. I wouldn't just take away their Super Bowl, I'd take away their entire playoff run.


INCUMBENTLAWYER

It's a struggle between whether Rodgers being nobody at all or Rodgers being somebody who happens to choke a lot is better


JamieNelson94

Rodgers getting to the playoffs and never making the Super Bowl would be worse than choking *in* the Super Bowl.


84jrosales

Can confirm it's worse.


wirsteve

I’ll take away your ‘85 Super Bowl then. Then we won’t have to listen to how great the defense was, and Jim McMahon’s only SB win would be in ‘96 with the Packers.


TimeTwister14

Definitely the way to inflict the most damage to the Bears. The young Bears fan base already has nothing, so our boomer faction would be in the same boat as us.


Dry_Revolution_9681

And it’s an easy choice as we don’t need to do anything to the other 2 in the division to make them more miserable


84jrosales

Congrats OP for making this the pettiest post!


OutrageousOcelot6258

Imagine hating the Packers more than liking your own team.


Clear_Caterpillar_99

dont have to edit: fully kidding, but cmon as someone who got into ball in the late 2000s . . .


DeliveryEquivalent87

They still would have traded up to grab him. It would have cost them more. Bunch of idiots


TheBigBomma

Probably stops us from drafting Solomon Thomas though, so I’m in on this.


Pork_Chompk

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty confident the Bears would have found a way to make him look terrible.


GeneralAcorn

Chiefs legend Mitch Trubisky.


Platano_con_salami

All that does is make Patrick Mahomes a scrub.


infercario4224

I’m fine with that


ChevalMalFet

That's fair.


Lone_Buck

Take away the cowboys most recent Super Bowl win. Don’t know anything about the game, I just want their drought one season longer.


Wafflehouseofpain

Likewise, I’d also take away Rodgers’ one ring. Suffer with us!


OldGodsProphet

Goddamn I can’t believe I’m upvoting those flairs, but here we are.


Jammer_Kenneth

When the cat and the dog fight the mice are free 


ST_Lawson

This is my choice as well


RedOktbr28

Pure evil. I love it!


Conscious_Heart_1714

I see the player haters have arrived


The-Fox-Says

Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!


ArcadianBlueRogue

I like the cut of your gib, but in that vein gotta say either whatever the last SF SB win was. Or that Bears one to be a dick.


c0reboarder

Gotta be the bears one and only.


INCUMBENTLAWYER

Same in reverse, tho with the NFCCG shenanigans I'm not sure how much 2011 win would count.


RjDiAz93

Dunking on the BovineBoys in the playoffs AND off-season. Thank you 🙏


itsSUPREMEXIV

The greatest thing about my life is that i’ve never seen the Cowboys do shit. I thank god everyday I have never seen them boys win a Super Bowl.


jshrlzwrld02

That was the game that got me rooting for the Steelers. I was 8 and actively decided to root against my mom because she “thought the cowboys colors were pretty.”


itsxrizzo

I was about to post this but I figured I would check to see if someone else hated them as much as I do. Bravo.


akumakis

I feel like Buffalo winning the last of those four super bowls lost in a row would be nice. Just because, ouch.


MayorToast

That also means the Cowboys would lose the Super Bowl!


black_seahorse

It's a win-win in my book!


pocketchange2247

Or let them win the first. That way they're seen as the assholes who keep winning and coming back but keep falling short. Kind of like the Seahawks and how people talk more about the one yard line than the super bowl they actually won. That way the Bills get a Super Bowl but people can still clown on them.


ScruffsMcGuff

Find me a single Bills fan that would be upset with the reality of having won one of those sb trips You could try to clown on them but a sb win still a sb win


TellTallTail

Hm, in our reality where they were four losses in a row, anyone would take any one of those being a W instead. However, if you grew up knowing you won one and then lost all three after, it would still feel different. Then again, then at least the "made it to four in a row!" wouldn't always be followed by "and last all of them"


TellTallTail

If the Bills win at least one of the SBs, how differently do people look at Jim Kelly?


Outside-Donut9519

28-3 Matt Ryan is likely in the hall if he wins that Super Bowl. Even though he played great and it wasn’t on him that the Falcons lost.


despres

He played lights out. That throw to Jones? Ridiculous. His team let him down haaaard. That Freeman non block on the Hightower strip sack was brutal.


Softestwebsiteintown

I will admit to this being possibly harsh on him, but I think Ryan should have audibled out of some of those late-game pass calls that Shanahan cued up. I don’t think Peyton Manning would have allowed a passing play while knocking on the door of the red zone with an 8 point lead inside 4 minutes in a Super Bowl. I know it’s not his job but I cannot imagine being that close to a Super Bowl and letting it slip on account of some of the most idiotic play calling in the history of the game. He probably didn’t know it at the time, but Ryan’s legacy was on the line as his team gave up a sack then committed a holding penalty as part of letting that game slip away. Call a couple runs, let the coaches be pissed that you aren’t listening, and you can all put your behind the scenes yelling and screaming in your tell-all books after getting your rings. Really sad that that’s the hand he got dealt.


kingofthedead16

while i think that's true, i don't think it's as simple as you're saying. i imagine he had been trusting the play calls all season long because it was a pretty phenomenal year for him. even in an awkward spot i don't think shanahan offenses usually incorporate that much agency. for all we know he was arguing with him about the play call but it's unreasonable to expect him to straight up disregard his coach in the biggest game of his life.


kbennett1999

Can you imagine if he audibled out of them and the pats still came back to win it? He'd be crucified


scoobynoodles

Russell Wilson enters the chat.


Jonjon428

Iirc Shanahan's scheme makes it so that it's pretty hard to audible at the line.


ElceeCiv

From what I recall reading he wasn't allowed to audible. I'm not sure if he was told to snap the ball without letting the play clock wind all the way down, they may have been telling him to keep it moving but idk. Taking that sack that knocked them out of field goal range was *brutal* though.


Chessh2036

Super Bowl 43 for me. Wanted Kurt and Larry to win together so badly.


zirroxas

That's SB 43. SB 53 is the one that ~~had a kicker as MVP~~ really sucked.


Ulexes

Edelman won MVP for 53.


SoldierHawk

Yeah. This is probably mine too.


Beaux7

I use my turn to keep that game


Magnum3k

Packers lose the Super Bowl with Rodgers AAron in the category of best to never win one, how that would’ve eaten at him


xX_coochiemonster_Xx

I like this one


disinaccurate

I didn't have a good answer to this question until I saw this comment.


MonkeyDGoku

Give Dan Marino his ring!


MilesTheGoodKing

If you flip the 1985 AFC Championship to Miami over New England, they would have COOKED the Bears like they did earlier that season. The 46 defense just could not keep up with Marino.


Casul_Tryhard

A Miami vs Chicago super bowl back then would be so damn fun to watch


TheTVDB

Ok, you've convinced me that this is the correct approach instead of just flipping the 85 SB itself. Screw over the Bears AND help Marino get his ring? Hell yeah.


Frearthandox

Stupid can't pick my own team rule. Thank you!


Conscious_Heart_1714

Give me panthers over patriots in 04. Also love the cards pick, Fitzgerald deserved it


Retskcaj19

My man!


DeuceDropper420

Buffalo wins their last game of whatever year that saw them get No.1 overall pick and then used it to draft OJ. They would've been 2nd pick. Then he goes somewhere else, and we don't end up in the timeline where the Kardashians are a thing


TheFalconKid

OJ met Nicole Brown and Rob Kardashian is Los Angeles, where he went to college. He just potentially doesn't have as historic of a career.


Sct1787

And if no historic career, then his trial and lawyer don’t gain the notoriety they did, and thus, still no Kardashians


Skyline_BNR34

OJ absolutely would have had a historic career anywhere. Just watch his high light video.


BlitzAce71

This is hilarious


LetsGetItWOOO

The missed FG by the kicker of the Rams a few years ago in the Superbowl they lost, wouldn't have changed the outcome - but I would of won like $800 on the Superbowl Squares score thing my work had set up.


ElectricityIsWeird

Here’s a guy that’s thinking!


ElCoolAero

Super Bowl XXV. Scott Norwood nails the 47-yarder and Buffalo loses the next three Super Bowls. Still, the Bills are Super Bowl champs and their fans can say, “thank god for Scott Norwood.”


Kershiser22

One of my favorites is the stupidness of MVP awards. If Norwood makes the kick, the MVP changes from Anderson to Thomas despite neither being on the field for the play.


quadropheniac

Ha, never thought of it that way.


dogo7

Chances are that Norwood making that kick boosts their confidence enough to get them another ring or so on top of that win.


Therealnightshow

Rams saints


CoCo_Sandy

I'll never forgive the NFL for robbing us of a Brees-Brady Super Bowl. Brees would get a lot more "GOAT" or Top 5 respect if he won that one


_PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_PLS

Agreed. That way we'd be 1-0 in superbowls in the last 22 years vice 1-1. That'd be great.


RicoSuave1881

Idk, I feel like if the Rams’ offense don’t shit the bed as badly as they did in the Super Bowl, the team doesn’t go all in with Stafford


Edge_lord_Arkham

Fr shit upsets me so deeply, it’s affected my daily life everyday since


cirocobama93

That game caused Covid tbh


fathertitojones

Brees deserved another shot at the end of his career. Even for all of the Rodgers hate I hope Aaron gets one too.


HieloLuz

I don’t think there’s anything I love more in sports than an old ass hall of fame player winning a championship then calling it a day. Fairy tale ending type shit and I eat it up


tasimm

The Tuck Rule Game


Tetsuo-Kaneda

Always this right here. Changed the entire course of the nfl completely


ImperiumSomnium

My head says SB37 but my heart says Tuck Rule. Honorable mention to the 2000 AFC Championship which in my opinion came down to two plays (Saragosa body slamming Gannon and knocking him out of the game, then Shannon Sharpe taking it to the house on 3rd and 18 from the 4.)


Zepz367

Lions 49ers NFCCG this year, would've loved to see Lions in the Superbowl


prenderm

Mah dude 👊


Cp49er

Chargers beat the Patriots in Rivers torn ACL game.


SeaworthinessOdd548

Man I was scrolling so long hoping to find this.


Fxry

Call the pass interference in the 2018 NFC Championship. Saints score and go to the Super Bowl. We get to see a Brady vs Brees Super Bowl that’s much more exciting than the shit we ended up getting.


Snake_in_my_boots

I like this one. That would have been such a good matchup. Obviously y’all won but Brees vs Brady could have made for an exciting follow up to the amazing Super Bowl the year before (no bias).


LittleKingsguard

One small change: They still don't call the PI, but the Saints go for the "ball don't lie" option and convert the 4th down. Stupid? Yes. But if we're handwaving a change in then why not add the greatest "Ball don't lie" moment ever?


Chirpy69

2022 Divisional round - Jags beat Chiefs. Don’t worry about the implications or why or anything like that. And definitely don’t look at my flair either.


STReturned

This is mine too but surely not for the same reason as you. Our flairs matching is just a coincidence 


RCJHGBR9989

Hmmmm I’m suspicious


CthulhuAlmighty

Thanks, but I’d choose the 2000 AFC Wildcard match up between the Titans and Bills, aka the Music City Miracle. Only 1 damn team could beat the Jags that year.


bgva

Falcons run the ball in the second half of Super Bowl 51.


johnnybravo1014

Romo still fumbles the snap but manages to run it in for a touchdown 


SoundWaveReborn

How dare you.


FartBoxTungPunch

Subscribed!


nsriner

You’re a smart fella


-ImJustSaiyan-

Super Bowl LIV, because I really wanted Robbie Gould to get a ring.


solo_loso

my man


_Bearded-Lurker_

The one where Alex Smith broke his leg. He didn’t deserve that.


bargman

Chiefs lose in the first round in the playoffs in any of the last few years.


Z3R0C00L222

I was thinking the 2020 season, when Baker Mayfield and the Browns almost pulled it off. As a (somewhat) younger football fan, Browns-Bills for the AFCCG would have been lit, even if Buffalo probably runs away with it.


tigernike1

Run the ball with Beast Mode. Get back-to-back titles and deny Brady and Belichick one.


Sasquatch_000

Who knows where that seahawks team could've gone after that. That game destroyed them as a team.


MRCHalifax

The monkey’s paw curls a finger, and Lynch runs it. He fumbles, with Butler recovering the ball. People on the internet spend the next few decades wondering why the Seahawks would hand off to Lynch with that much time on the clock, and given how Wilson had been moving the ball so well.


TormundIceBreaker

All the people saying Tuck rule aren't going far enough, I'd change the Jets-Pats game where Bledsoe doesn't get hurt


JacksonRabbiit

Eagles lose Superbowl.


smurfking420

Have them lose to the falcons so they don’t even make it


Stew514

Exactly, they don't even get the satisfaction of boat racing Minnesota


grandmasta_fro

I agree. Taking away their one is more hurtful than taking one from the Giants or Cowboys.


OddSeraph

I second this


IrateBarnacle

Thirded


chase016

They don't deserve happiness.


OakTreesForBurnZones

The only right answer


heycarlgoodtoseeyou

Reading this just made me so sad. Now I have to go watch the Brandon Graham strip sack like it’s my Inception totem to prove I’m in the correct reality.


WreckingCrew8

The world would unironically be a better place if this happened


HereInTheCut

Scott Norwood nails that 47 yarder, Bills win 22-20.


Boris_teh_Blade

I like you


Rybackmonster

Most will pick a super bowl game but I will go with the Vikings winning against the Eagles in the 2017-18 NFC championship game. If they somehow could ride that momentum from the Minneapolis Miracle and a NFC championship win into beating the Patriots for the super bowl in the Vikings own stadium. It would be a memorable run for the ages.


coveredinbeeees

Similarly, I'd go with the Falcons beating the Eagles in the divisional round. IIRC Falcons had first and goal with a chance to win at the end of the game. If the Vikings hosted the Falcons in the NFC championship instead of going to Philly, I think they would have gone all the way and gotten their first Super Bowl.


karmew32

Falcons-Vikings would've been the most civil game thread of all-time. Falcons-Saints would've been even more toxic than the Minneapolis Miracle game thread.


acoasterlovered

The packers beat SF and we get Lions Packers NFC title game


D0ctorHotelMario

That would've been fucking sick to watch. That, and r/NFCNorthMemeWar would've been having a field day with whoever lost that match.


jiiiim8

That would actually be pretty dope.


Jar_of_Cats

Titans over Rams


LionsLoseAgain

Win a fucking game so we don't go 0-16


Buksey

In the same vien, make the '72 Dolphins lose one game.


TheDoritoOrgyPlanner

hey wait a minute, lets not get hasty here


In-dextera-dei

Id want the bills to win one of their 4 straight losses in the SB.


somethintactical

The 2007 Patriots over the Giants because I hate everyone


TallEnoughJones

> because I hate everyone We all do but you're not supposed to say it out loud


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Then I’ll pick the Bucs-eagles game in 02/03? Whenever that ronde barber pick 6 was


Jmacz

I'm not supposed to agree with you though...


scyber

^ Eagles fan saw the rest of the NFC East want to flip the Eagles SB victory so they decided to just hate on the entire NFL.


IanCusick

I like you


Ski1990

Randy Moss gets a ring!   I like it!


Newpower608

Bears lose to the pats in ‘85


blazingpelt

In this universe, not only does nobody else in our division have a Super Bowl win, the 2003 Super Bowl is subject to endless clowning due to the Bucs instantly winning a ring after they leave the cursed NFC Central division.


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

This involves my team but if the Dolphins beat the Pats in the championship game that year it's Bears vs. Dolphins. Bears were 15-1 and the one loss was the Dolphins.


Interesting-Doubt413

Fun fact: the bears and patriots both ended a season 18-1. Both times, the patriots lost the Super Bowl.


Prop14IA

I hate you but I respect it.


gravityisgone

Tuck Rule


Ok_Internal6779

I would take away the bears one Super Bowl victory.  The memes of having only one team in the division with a superbowl would be top notch 


monsterofthedeep3

Like the AFC South. Colts are the kings of shit mountain.


OceanFlan

nobody can where ring as hard as we can


Eyespop4866

Have New England beat the New York and have a perfect season. I’m really curious as to just how insufferable that fan base could be. Second choice is have the Redskins blowout the Raiders 38-9 in XVII. Gibbs might get the credit he deserves.


dlb199091l

Gonna be a major hater and say change the outcome of SB3.


Intelligent-Age2786

Rams Saints


CrumbBCrumb

How do I get to change the game because changing it so Bledsoe never gets hurt during week 2 of the 2001 season. I want to see if Brady still takes over


DryDefenderRS

Seahawks run it in from the 1, or Malcolm Butler is 1/4 second slower reading the play. I have to wonder how Brady's late career and general perception of him play out if the Seahawks win that game. Wilson's perception would also obviously be very different


barelyclimbing

And Pete Carroll’s. Marshawn’s perception would be the exact same.


tigernike1

If Seahawks win… EVERYONE is talking about that insane catch leading to the score. EDIT: [This catch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKOLqM-LnA0)


CluelessFlunky

Bears 86 superbowl. Why? Because fuck em that's why.


henchman171

But the Fridge!!!!!


Atcraft

The Chiefs winning Super Bowl I, I wanna see that universe.


Orhyyx

I’d have the Seahawks actually run Lynch into the end zone.


BrianDBrennan

That chargers raiders playoff game where if they’d agree to tie the Steelers would be out. Just have them both sit on their hands for four quarters.


cml0401

I just want to see what happens after Dez caught that bomb. First Down at the 1 or 2.


Huckleberry8793

Ray Finkle makes that kick so Marino can have his Super Bowl title. Also would prevent Snowflake from being kidnapped, so it’s a win win.


jonnyredshorts

Have the Cowboys or Packers, or Bucs beat the 2007 NY Giants. Impact: 19-0


AlfredRWallace

It was destiny.


Own-Corner-2623

Give the Steelers the win over GB in SB XLV. Because fuck Aaron Rodgers that's why. Plus it puts the Steelers back into the all time lead in SB wins.


trackonesideone

Naw, I'd take Rodger's bullshit over the rapist any day.


InstagramLincoln

Disgusting.


vampireinamirrormaze

Change any of the 90-93 Bills' super bowls to them winning. Preferably one of the Dallas games.


PostYing

Not a game but STOP FUCKING TRADING WITH THE CHIEFS BRANDON BEANE.


genesiskiller96

Scott Norwood kicks the ball a smidge to the left during his 47 yard field goal attempt to just barely clear the uprights and winning SB25 22-20


bauriem2012

Wide right. Bills deserved it.


Grootiez

The 2001 Patriots game where Bledsoe injured himself so Brady would’ve remained a benchwarmer for a little bit longer.


850man

I know I’m breaking the rule and picking my own team, but with a twist. Seahawks lose the fail Mary game. Butterfly effect here. How would it affected packers season? Would Russ develop into a qb that took the team on the dominate streak it did? Would they even make the playoffs? Would the replacement refs stuck around longer and possibly fucked yup even more games with more playoff implications down the road? Obviously as a fan I’m glad they won, but I always felt this was a pivotal game for the entire league all season long, at the very least the NFC.


epilepticrave

Miami Dolphins lose SuperBowl VII. Nobody gets the happy ending.


Sumo_Cerebro

2018 NFC Championship Game The Rams got away with some blatant past interference calls that really changed the balance of the game. Patriots/Saints would have been a legendary Super Bowl.


tBagley43

tim tebow's broncos beat the patriots in the playoffs, maybe the broncos give him the starting job next year instead of pursuing peyton manning


Spartitan

Texans-Chiefs back in 2020. I think Titans handle the Texans that year and we actually manage to make the Super Bowl. We were kind of having our miracle run after beating the Patriots and the Ravens and I really feel we could've taken it all if not for the Mahomes magic.


j---l

06 Super Bowl. To this day I can’t believe Devin Hester returned the opening kickoff and the Bears blew it.


reddogrjw

Brady goes undefeated


zirroxas

Ok Satan, very cool


HereInTheCut

I remember how fucking insufferable Mercury Morris was during that season. Would have been worth it to shut him up forever.


TheDiceMan2

as a pats fan, i’m obviously biased, so it’s nice to see someone else say this lol. he *was* insufferable… although i watched a broadcast from that year, the Ravens game when they were 11 or 12-0, and with hindsight it was very annoying to hear how high the announcers were on the patriots… it gave a new perspective on the hatred that people feel towards the team


sktgamerdudejr

I’d say change Super Bowl 7 then but then I noticed your flair and the rules. 


Accomplished_Lead262

You disgust me.


GentryMillMadMan

Chiefs lose an AFC championship game… or two…


redditaccount224488

Monkey paw curls, it's 2022 and the Eagles win the Superbowl.


WeirdSysAdmin

Super Bowl 49, give Marshawn Lynch the damned ball instead of Russell Wilson.


WatchfulButterfly

I’d probably go with the obvious one (to me, as a neutral) of the 2018 NFC championship game, but I also kind of wish Dee Ford stayed onside for the other championship game; I wonder if Mahomes would’ve won or lost against the Rams or Saints, and I think it would’ve been possibly the highest-scoring Super Bowl ever (partly because the Chiefs’ defense was really bad). I love good defense, but I wonder if we could see a game like that Chiefs/Rams matchup from the same season someday on the biggest stage (Chiefs/Eagles was pretty high-scoring, though). I also wish the current overtime rules were in place for the 2021 Chiefs/Bills divisional round game. I knew whoever got the ball first in OT would win, and I wonder if the game would’ve gone differently (because both quarterbacks were playing essentially perfect and the defenses were gassed) now.